₦airaland Forum

I stopped reading at this line;

“I went into cleric work after getting a calling from God”.

Which network u take receive the call? Animal in human skin!

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I have this thing...I'm not sure what to call it (an aura perhaps?) that makes people do & say weird things.
I cannot speak of social media experiences because I'm not big on that. However, I could write a book on the craziest things I've seen & heard in my waking life.

One time I was having a random conversation with a tattoo artist in my area. Out of the blue, he asked if I wanted to see his penìs tattoo & before I could grasp out a response, Jack was already out of the pulpit. It was just bizarre. I didn't find that particular incident annoying though. What I find annoying is the fact that people seem to feel (free?) enough around me to say & do inappropriate things. I'm not talking only about people I'm acquainted with (like the tattoo guy), but also random strangers I don't know from Adam. I've seem more penìses than a whòrehouse wench. Strangely enough, this didn't start now. We moved from my early childhood home because my father beat up a neighbour for exposing himself to me. I believe I was 8 or 9 at the time. It has happened so often that now I almost expect it & that's the annoying part of it.

No wonder ur guys r royally piss’d @ Naija dudes, dey got weak game!

Harrison Gwamnishu God will continue to bless you!

South Americans lie pass us sha! So this Cafu wey tanda for inside that picture there so na 49yrs!?

WalkerMichael:
Truck lover here

I LOVE TRUCKS SO MUCH

Goan buy 911 na, make sure it has ‘horn before overtaking’ boldly written behind!

sotall:
If you have yellow teeth , no need to visit any dentist or use anything on it...just go and work for mtn


Be MTN ambassador with your yellow teeth

Y’ello ambassador

Nbote:
Unbathed ke... Is dat a past continuous tense or a future dumb tense

Past participle adjectival phrase!

Litmus:
It is mostly not difficult to do. I can tell Africans apart. I can tell the difference between tribes in Nigeria. I can tell difference between Nigerians, Ghanaians, Cameroonians, and Senegalese and so on. I can even tell some east Africans apart – Ethiopic types are different from Massai types and I can even identify those Kenyans mixed with the Ethiopics.

The African Whisperer, chair ah hail o!

bro4u:
Boko Haram in sambisa observing thread like...

Shekau wii be like which kyn pipo b all dis one sef!?

That’s a slap on the wrist hohhah! Guyman go just transfer from e’n phone there & then, move ahead to d next maga

DaBogu:
Three days ago, i had a one night stand with a girl i picked up while i was on my way home. This girl introduced herself as Ronke, a Yoruba girl from Osun state. She told me about her church, and described to me where she worshiped. But Ronke never gave me her address.
In the bedroom Roke was fire and bream stone joined together. She was more than a professional when it came to handling a man on bed. She gave it to me in all styles and angles until i got tired and slept off, snoring like a spoilt generator.
What surprised me was when i woke up in the morning to find a plate of porridge served to me right beside my bed. Besides it was a cup of hot tea and a note. I picked up the note and read its content.
" Praises, am gone.
Hope you enjoy your meal, you must be famished by now.
Love. Ronke."
Ronke had left me no number to contact her. I quickly picked up my wallet to confirm my cash. My wallet was still stocked with my eighty thousand naira, and no single note was missing. What manner of girl is this. Ronke had every chance to steal from me, and i wouldn't even know, but she never did. She had left my room just the way it was, and even took time out to cook and serve me my break fast.
That very day, i decided that it was time i finally got into a serious relationship. And this time, i wanted it to be with Ronke. I was already fed up with being single. How can a man like me be single for five years straight. This time, i made up my mind that a girl like Ronke was what i needed.
I was tired of meeting all this girls that fly at night. All those ATM and Money sucking mosquito girls had already scared me away from love. But Ronke had revived it. She may have heard her flaws because of the one night stand that took place, but she had proved herself different. After all, we are all humans with sexual feelings.
I set out to Ronke's church for two reasons. God forgive me. The First was to search for Ronke, and the second was to get her address. This Wednesday service will
copied

Na Pacesetters? What’s d title of d novel?

Naija girl wey u nor know kpansh u comot without asking for t-fare, still leave cash for ur wallet! Sleep stii full ur eye, na Zeeworld u dey guy.

Hamachi:
Dont blame anybody thinking is Nigerians na we be our problem small arrest we put am for social media pack boys put them on social media now all other countries think we are bad scam this and that so it easy for them to point fingers when na we we still dey cast our self helping them to tarnish our image smh




Interviewed some of these touts looting stuffs
Tout 1 -Won pa wa ni Southie Won ti pa omo daddyphobia..
Me-Who is daddyphobia?
Tout 1-Shey you Dey whyne me ni? Oloun na him born Zenophobia aburo Malaika ton ko Fuji...
Tout 2-Ah, ah! Mi o mo. As e dey hot ni....Ama gbefun won, ko connect...Iya la ya Mandela.

I pray this two guys are safe

they’re not even safe from themselves!

At least their government is beginning to realize the impending consequences of their ineptitude in protecting the lives and properties of foreigners living amongst them. Frickin bunch of lazy retards!

Xisnin:
Imbe cile.
Kanu has exchanged your brain for Indomie.
A supposed adult that can't reason for himself should rather take sniper than
constituting nuisance on earth.

I would have schooled you on the activities of OPC during the June 12 struggle but it
will just fly past your empty head.

Shuo? So u woke up dis early morning to resume quarrel? Lol

Na pikin u bi, u go dey alright las las

He doesn’t look too happy sha as if e still dey observe the xenophobic matta for e’n iPhone.

internationalman:
Boko Haram may come in handy now if only they could cooperate

Even them don wade into d matter!

Ijaya123:
My suggestion...

In retaliation to all these senseless and horrific attacks on Nigerian citizens in South Africa, I suggest this government should expel the SA High Commission team in Nigeria with immediate effect. I disagree with recalling our envoy over there. We need someone to keep an eye on activities over there. I stand to be corrected though.

This should be followed up by a call to CAF to suspend SA Football Association from all CAf organised competitions since the country has shown it is incapable of guaranteein the safety of other African countries involved in their land.

The government should as well use its position to lobby other African countries to call for the indefinite suspension of SA from the African Union having failed to uphold one of the values of the union.

These are just a few among many options available so we can teach those animals some hard lessons they wont forget in a while.

I like ur reasoning

Xisnin:
You are an idiot for making this criminal activity a tribal one.
I am sure you are once of those calling for reprisals while hiding in your bedroom.
Now that the illiterates have listened to your cry and start destroying things as they
like, you want to pin it on another tribe.

SMH.

You’re as dense as the spelling of ur name implies!

You don’t like the accurate depiction of the June12 post elections violence? Did ur OPC not chant death to Igbos while maiming, killing and raping defenseless traders and their families? You have conveniently forgotten that Humphrey Nwosu was asked to stop announcing the results for the elections while soldiers from Dodan barracks were sent to seize the collated results. He boldly completed the announcements and escaped by jumping out of an office window. If not for that brave man’s actions, u would not know today who had finally won. Perhaps u were not yet born when all this events happened and ure coming here to abuse ur ancestors! Anuofia!!

If I ever meet this young woman, i have to apologize to her for ever thinking she is a ‘beauty without brains’.

In all this brouhaha she made the best sense and at the same time proffered a way to make our govt realize that they serve at the behest of the people, not the opposite!

BTW nice savage reply to that ‘Afin’, Mr ITK Sheeplemovement

FamousMonk:
About Xenophobia...
Let's quit the hypocrisy.
It is appalling..
Truth is,a typical Nigerian man doesn't care about what happened to some Nigerians in South Africa.
We are just trying to follow the trend and appear like good patriotic citizens who love each other..
Forget the posts and hate speech on twitter ,Facebook etc..
It is just for social media attention..
I repeat,as long as the killing of Nigerians do not affect the price of garri,a typical Nigerian doesn't care...
I woke up and decided to write about it too..
But I'm so sorry i cannot pretend to care when I really don't..
After the whole fracas,Nigerians will go back to their usual daily routine.
If I'm killed today,I will be buried and nobody will care.
We will post about it,empathize with the families of the victims,make it seem like we love and care about these people,but in reality,we don't ..
For me,I don't know them,and they haven't helped me in any way before so I swear,I do not care..
This is the bitter truth..
There is something fundamentally wrong with an African man's brain and way of reasoning..

Brah, speak for yourself

dokie:
Are you responsible when an armed robbery robs you or a kidnapper kidnaps you or a fraudster dupes you?
A victim should never be called to account for the acts of a criminal.

I don't know who Kate henshaw is, other than seeing her in make-believe roles on T. V, but with that statement, she must be significanntly stupid.

I been wan just dey read comments, but DANG!! U nor get chills at all!

@kimaberly na craze dey worri u

FarahAideed:
More Nigerian shops in the malls lost to looting than ShopRite . Many of those Nigerian stores will never recover from the loss today ..how does looting Nigerian owned stores retaliate against xenophobia in South Africa .

An Hausa Fulani man stole a Yoruba man’s mandate in 1992, we know this because an Ibo man (Prof. Humphrey Nwosu) risked his life to announce this theft against the instructions of the Hausafulani man, yet the Yoruba man’s people killed the Ibo man’s people, looted their shops and burnt their properties. That is how they roll, no thought for who their real allies or enemies might be.

chigo5:
mayb they have super mining computers that record transactions which is hard cus blockchain no Dey leave trace

Ah juss tire for our Oga@dtop, abi dem tell am say Bitcoin na naira&kobo?

visijo:
*Imagine when you are about to give an offering in church with your last money and she texts you "buy condoms I'm on my way"*���
I swear the devil will win this battle with most guys�������

Aswear a woman’s ‘kitten’ is the man’s worst enemy, but a man who runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Oga abeg how una take trace bitcoins biko?

ednut1:
you cannot go to another mans country and sell drugs, love-vendor women , steal their women and do all sorts of crime and not expect retaliations. The nigerians there should leave. Nigerians were deported from ghana in 1967( both my parents were victims) we also deported ghanaians later. World no end. We have togo boys doing bricklayers and nigeriens riding bike in peace and no one send them.

Wehdone SA’s Superior Senior Advocate, So u have evidence that those Nigerian shop owners are all drug dealers, pimps and thieves ba?

Convert that amount to $ and then you’ll see just how stupid that man really is!

AnanseK:
I have never described Saro-Wiwa as “Evil Genius”.

So where did I economize the truth in my comment?

AnanseK:
Rewriting History ehn?

( it was definitely evil to kill him but your description above is being economical with the truth)

AnanseK, what is ur truth, pray tell? If Saro-Wiwa was an evil genius how come his murder led to the suspension of Nigeria from the commonwealth of nations for 3yrs. The United States sort to impose trade sanctions on Nigeria through the UN in protest of his murder. There is a street named after him in Amsterdam by the govt of Netherlands. Do u think any of our current crop of leaders can get same in a developed country today?

So finally he is now in Japan after all?

A great man he was, a hero & legend of our time he remains! Nigeria is a country that kills her best and celebrates her worst.