₦airaland Forum

So na dis wan bi our problem nw for Naija? Someone’s instagram life!

Keziehenry:
Also let seun do something about always pushing everything that has to do with SNAKE to front page. The easiest way this days to get to front page is to write rubbish and attach pix of a snake and watch it grace the front page.

Young man, leave my Lalasticlala alone! You Dey hear me so!?

I love that portrait on the speaker’s wall; nation building a joint task.

If only the chairman of his party and his 30k stipend receiving e-goons could understand that.

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Whenever they throw lemon at this man, he makes lemonade. He is someone that is used to criticism and makes fun out of it, but they will still continue.
Is this not assumed to be a mistake?

And that is why we the lazy Nigerian youth believe him to be a good leader, not his saint avenger boss!

[quote author= post=82348843]Mba, we no go gree lailai.[/quote]Et tu brutus?

“Don't stare at girls with MASSIVE front and backside”, haba in this our own Naija? Na to blind be that o!

oluwatunez:
Mr president is afraid of what will happen if Nigerians should continue revolution

When e start?

#odogwuaburoguyname!

flexyrule:
The major lesson in the video is not enshrined in Davido's "IF" song being played at the background, but the fact that the house keeper had to wear an improvised socks to step on Dj Khalid's grass!

Oh boy! Hustle ooooo, make them no tell you make you wear nylon socks to match grass oooo.

Shyt!! I didn’t even notice that!

RichDad1:
Okowa is a Goodman. Buhari is a bad man.

Enyia just kip at it, once Okowa gives u an innocuous appointment I would like to see u turn it down or kip blasting him online!

Abalado:
but as for me, Mr Ronaldo u have my likes

Too bad u can’t be the judge & the jury @ the same time, this is not election tribunal set up here!

Mumu Op, who else do we blame? Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! You’re calling out the Nigerian youth? If u had responsibilities u would know that the pursuit of a betterlife for u and urs is not the same thing as greed. Instead ure here pushing the narrative that has held the northern populace in the strongholds of illiteracy and slavery to what they call their ‘elites’.
If to say u Dey pay rent, u would know that Nigerians already provide for themselves all the basic amenities the govt is supposed to provide for them. Housing(no plan to build ur own first na old age go tell u), electricity (no plan for generator first make I know as ur phone wan take see battery type this rubbish), clean water(do I need to explain this one?), healthcare(till u have a loved one that is down with cancer, then you will know how it feels to watch as ur president gets flown out to treat common ear infection while ure waiting for which govt hospital has a working radiation machine), education(how cheap is good education, ur president’s daughter schooled abroad how about you?). All these don’t come cheap and you’re saying if I want a better life for my kids it amounts to greed? Look next time just ask ur elders before u come here to rant! Ekpa!!

Idongerit, she was put in jail for taking pictures!? Waris going on in this country sef!!!

Yankee police force:- Investigate crime scene, take dna samples from victim’s finger nails, pubic hair & fluids. Based on solid leads, finds out mode of transport suspect used to arrive at the hotel. Question hotel staff thoroughly without pressuring unnecessarily. Locate all lodgers that night and question them. Arrest suspect and grills him based on already accumulated evidence till he has no option but to confess.

Naija police force:- Forget the leads jare. Arrest anyone in and around the hotel including the bole seller’s son in front of the hotel. Beat & toture them till they have different confessions to select from! Finally bring Frank Mbah to speak English for us before the courts actually hear the case!

Osnami:
Tell this man to stop taking igbo

E for good if to say an ‘igbo’ Dey worry am

Otedola d’man Otes!

Congrats aunty Kemi, u just gave me PTSD with that hair style! I guess u were going for the wicked witch look in ‘Ralia the sugar girl’!

And that’s the problem with trying to show how tough u r to onlookers. Her village pipo just used her destiny to crown king in their game of draught!

[quote author=kalvoken post=82341894
Abeg no one should slam me, I dey purge since last.month[/quote]Hilarious

CAPSLOCKED:

THIS GUY IS THE REAL GOOD FOR NOTHING.

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COLLECTING BEATINGS AND BULLETS, HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING.

COMMON SLAP YESTERDAY MADE HIM REALIZE HOW TERRIBLE THE COUNTRY IS. MADMAN.

CELEBRITIES KEEP REACTING TO FOOLĮSH THINGS LIKE BIG BROTHER INSTEAD OF IMPORTANT THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THIS COUNTRY. WHEN THEY'RE IN TROUBLE THEY SUDDENLY WANT US TO PITY THEM?

POLICE BRUTALITY MUST GO ROUND. NA TURN BY TURN.

Harsh, but still on point my broda man!

One year birthday and na only adults full the pics! Agbayas on display, mtcheww

Why didn’t u stop ur friend from having night rendezvous at a hotel with a stranger? Ure coming here to shout “why” and “yahoo boiz” for us. If u know something, go to d police, assist them and stop pointing accusing fingers online!

Ehen nau! If u can be qualified without a certificate, u can equally not have sex after being penetrated! End of discussion

Reminds me of the story of the ‘naked emperor’. what we see is not really what we’ve seen, we need our vision interpreted to us first by wisemen

“Wike the cricket is roasting in fire, but claims to be emitting oil”. Ah can’t coman kii masef o!

Cricket power!

skyfather09:
The Christian religion is the greatest scam in the universe...

Quick quick, start ur own!

Gracealone:
Even the 'cluesless' ex-president Jonathan would have known by now that the current COAS has run out of ideas is overdue for removal, but something is beclouding Buhari's objectivity that only our president himself understands.

Even if buhari could read ur comment, terms like ‘objectivity’ and ‘understanding’ will be beyond his comprehension , believe me. The military higher ups don’t want this war to end anytime soon because it is their cash cow! The lives lost don’t mean a damn thing to any of these men! The reputation cost don’t mean a thing to men who only think in terms of cash by any means! I over heard someone say “what are soldiers if not for dying”, what a sorry state my beloved country has fallen to under this administration. Bubu has abdicated for Abba Kyari & Boss Mustapha, those two are our real presidents!

And while they’re trying so hard to bury d Op under a hail of stones, his message still will not die out! Whether he is from d north as claimed should not be an issue if u think of urself first as a Nigerian. With all the supposed constitutional advantages that come with being a northerner, why is that region still educationally backward? Why is it so easy to recruit child soldiers/terrorists (male & females) from that side of the country?

U can defend ur region and leaders all u want, but they don’t love or care about u. And that’s the bitter truth that u can’t swallow! keep deceiving urselves while the world moves on!

Emu4life:
So emotional
Ronaldo from a Drunkard
Messi an ex-slowpoke.
Never downgrade an ordinary person

Extraordinary things always come from ordinary people!

After telling us that you can be qualified without a certificate, you now think u can equally convince us that we don't know the meaning of the two statements! Femi Adesina the grammarian!

GrabHisBalls:
There's nothing anyone on Nairalander could help you with. You were actually not ready for marriage before you delved into it. If you've ever attended marriage seminars/relationship talk shows, you would have known that words are very powerful. No matter the provocation, there are things you don't utter. People forgive, but those words live with them. Most times, not consciously 'cause even subconscious keeps to information. There are certain "truth" you don't say if it's going to cause emotional damages even if it's the truth. I laugh when people blab things to hurt people, then tag it "the truth". You're simply being insensitive. It' s not every truth you should say in the open. Maturity has taught me to keep quiet when provoked.

Your wife may have forgiven, but those words can never be erased even though she desires to.

Wow! You just nailed it there! It’s not every truth u should say in the open. Gbamest!!!

You posted three pics, who’s who there na? my thunder needs direction!

asuustrike1:
And he pays them their salaries

Is it his moni?