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Travel › Re: Car Wash Staff Suffers Accident In Lekki With Client's Car (photos) by olisaEze(m): 12:43pm On Sep 30, 2019
"the young man was lucky to be brought out of the car alive”

Naah, he was unlucky to be brought out alive! See gobé! grin

Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Bashir Tofa 'Zoning Is Dead In Nigeria' by olisaEze(m): 11:32am On Sep 30, 2019
Yea, along with affidavit toting candidates! grin

Crime › Re: Lady Confronts A Co-Passenger Who Harassed Her In Enugu State by olisaEze(m): 11:29am On Sep 30, 2019
As long as we keep shaming these pervs, with time they’ll be forced to learn to stick with their bar soap n Vaseline! grin
Celebrities › Re: Izaak Theo Adu: Sade Adu’s Son Finally Completes His Transition To Male by olisaEze(m): 4:37pm On Sep 26, 2019
shocked

Politics › Re: Nigeria Seeks Extradition Of P&ID Founder’s Son, Co-founder For Trial by olisaEze(m): 7:47am On Sep 26, 2019
Yea, it’s within the rights of the Nigerian govt to seek this and rightly so.
But which sensible country that views the rights of its people as sacrosanct will willingly hand over one of it’s citizens to a country that seemingly values the lives of cattle above fellow human beings?

This administration does not even regard or obey the laws that established it, so how will the international community expect fair hearing in your proceedings?

This case should have been nipped in the bud, but typical of 'African time’ style of doing things in Nigeria, the matter don tie wrapper fully! grin

Politics › Re: Ganduje Aide On Twitter Calls Osinbajo VP Academics by olisaEze(m): 2:44pm On Sep 25, 2019
cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Davido Promises To Stop Smoking As Don Jazzy Marks 1 Year Of Not Smoking by olisaEze(m): 2:37pm On Sep 25, 2019
Jchi9876:
When will he start a countdown to his wedding ceremony?
After you announce your own countdown to your burial ceremony! grin

Na joke I dey o! nobody shud come for me, my nipple is paining me grin

Politics › Re: See The Moment President Buhari Goofed Again At UNGA 74 (video) by olisaEze(m): 12:38pm On Sep 25, 2019
Puhahahaha! Odiegwu o!! Our ancient president wii be like; no bi me write the ans o, na opposition detractors aka zi PDP cause am! grin

Politics › Re: Youths Demand Probe Of Ambode, Storm Lagos Assembly by olisaEze(m): 12:33pm On Sep 25, 2019
Emmy9ite02:
Youths that should be learning a high income skill to better their lives.

Quote: "No one has money problems, if you are broke, you have a skill problem"

- Emmanuel Akpe.
Quote of the day!

Crime › Re: 'Uju Kingsley Chima Raped Me' - Nkeiruka Cynthia Kamalu by olisaEze(m): 12:26pm On Sep 25, 2019
50million + brand new car every 6mnths + born-throway pikin = local scam!

The lawmaker shud be arrested for localized fraud, while d woman shud be jailed for `breathing while stupid’! grin

Now NL kids, stop fighting over other people’s problems. First remove d log in ur eye before trying to take the spec away from someone else’s own.

Music/Radio › Re: Rudeboy "Audio Money" Video Hits 1 Million Youtube Views In 24 Hours by olisaEze(m):
Choi! Itssa banger!! Las las Shatta bundle don blo o! cheesy

Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Deaf Girl In Nigeria Set To Hold Maiden Beauty Contest (PICTURES) by olisaEze(m): 6:55pm On Sep 24, 2019
JojoWilliams:
Lol, yes of course. They can't talk sef
Issa lie! Abeg tell d hottie in d 5th pic dt I want to tell her something in za ozza room grin

Crime › Re: Graphic Designer Left To Die After Being Stabbed During A Robbery Attack by olisaEze(m): 6:46pm On Sep 24, 2019
Starboytwo:
There was an accident involving a bikeman with 2 passengers and a trailer at a junction... It was critical and everyone came to feed their eyes, one of the babe got her right leg under the tire of the trailer and we had to scream to the driver for him to move forward or backward....

The people are more concerned about beating the driver and stupid unnecessary explanation than to help the girls... Way too many people surrounding the accident victim and offering no help at all...

I flagged down a passing maruwa and asked all the occupants down so we could get one of the girls to a hospital, her leg were sorry... This man refuse to carry her ooo, I was never so pissed, I beat him up, he was an older man, but I beat him very well, almost broke his glass, and people held me back...

I went back and beat him more, bastard... I called on a younger maruwa man and we took the girls to a hospital....

I'm I proud of what I did? Hell yeah... If I see the man again, he has another beating....
Mehn, ure one angry fellow! His sin was being uncharitable, ur’s was too much power and not enough reasoning. How was beating up a passing rider any different from what the crowd was doing to d said driver while d girls were left to bleed? If to say u kii person papa for road nko? 2wrongs don’t make a right broda...
Crime › Re: Book Seller In CRUTECH Found Dead In Front Of His Shop [Photo] by olisaEze(m): 6:34pm On Sep 24, 2019
Cause of death? Abi awon cultists are on rampage again? angry

Family › Re: Ghanaian Bride Carrying Her Husband While Kissing Him by olisaEze(m): 6:31pm On Sep 24, 2019
Now I’ve officially seen it all! Is he an invalid? shocked

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tacha Under Fire Over Cleavage-Baring Outfit (Photos by olisaEze(m): 6:29pm On Sep 24, 2019
Me nor know if she get BO, or if she kuku get bad attitude. I can neva complain about open bweast sha! grin

Crime › Re: Onyekackukwu Chukwuebuke Igwilo Rapes Student Who Came To Watch Movie In Room by olisaEze(m): 10:14am On Sep 24, 2019
makewetalk2:
I pity most Nigerians who travel to western countries while retaining the lackadaisical and complacent attitude toward rape. Most males in Nigeria lack education on appropriateness and civility. They are appraised when they act insanely inhumane. A Nigerian once told me in the presence of about 6 other Nigerians, he said, "there is no way a girl will come into my hotel room and I don't have my way". Everyone else was acceptive even as he felt smug at his utterance. He got the best education from me that day and we did raise our voices to the point when I called him a first-degree rapist. Rape is highly encouraged in Nigeria and most people see it as a way to show their manly prowess. They commonize rape as conji. There is nothing like that. If conji truly hold you, fvck your pillow. If you have a conji problem, it doesn't extenuate to a girl who does not have it. It is your problem. Most girls are perplexed in Nigeria and they just let go of it because there is no one to help.

When a woman says NO, understand it. Women usually beg men for relationships out there. Men are not interested in relationships generally. Claiming that your feelings got control over you and thereby a redemption award should be handed over to you is outrightly dumb. Man, if you can do the crime, you must do the time. Go to jail and have your own arsshole raped by people who have the same conji. when you get released you can tell how good your arss feels.

if you have conji, rape your hand or rape your feelings. Every man must know how to controls his feelings. 1 corinthians 16: 15Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ? Shall I then take away the members of Christ and make them members of a harlot? May it never be! 16Or do you not know that the one who joins himself to a harlot is one body with her? For He says, “THE TWO WILL BECOME ONE FLESH.” 17But the one who joins himself to the Lord is one spirit with Him. 18Flee immorality. Every other sin that a man commits is outside the body, but the immoral man sins against his own body. 19Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and that you are not your own? 20For you have been bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body.

1 corinthians 6: 9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

and these verses go to muslims as well. for those of you who prefer to see maquerades before your preek sleeps, take note too. when you see a girl take your eyes off

For those Muslims who quoted me, cussin me out I salute you well well. you can cuss your lineage and I dont care. for weeks I have condemned false christians here and the muslims were busy liking my comments. No christian quoted me to insult me or cuss me. Now, I expose islam and see how they troop against me. I have been sincere and consistent so why are you cussing me out? I only asked questions and it seems that no knowledgeable muslim has the answers. I have asked people from the middle east, north africa, filipine, africa and now Nigerians are cussin me for asking questions. for the record, these are the questions that I asked.

When Mohammed asked his soldiers to commit Moota which is outright prostitution with women who are not their wives, what was he promoting when he fully knew that those soldiers had wives at home.

second question: Islam teaches that God called ALL HIS/THE ANGELS and asked them to bow to Adam but Satan refused. Is Satan an angel OR A JIN?

3rd: Was the Koran recited before it was written? If yes, why did Uthman need written copies to compile the Koran?
And, if it was not recited before the Koran, then why does your doctrine teach that it was recited? If Uthman needed written copies for verification, doesn't it mean that the recitation was wrong after all? doesn't it mean that the men had no faith and conviction in the words that they recited? since uthman needed verification to prove that his recitation was wrong, how can one trust his version of the koran? this recitation, as claimed went on in many countries before the koran was written. so how many people had the wrong or unverified recitations of the koran? and most importantly, if Uthman lacked confidence in the recitation that mohammed taught him, did he really BELIEVE mohammed? why did he need to verify what mohammed taught him as against the things that he wrote down?

If Mohammed considered the verses of the Koran Holy, why did he litter copies of the Koran instead of taking it along with him as the old prophets did in the Torah(I know that you believe in the Torah). Why did they have to search for the verses (of the supposedly holy book) during compilation?

If the hunt was only for the verses, why were other versions of the Koran burnt? you will suppose that verses are not books, so why was there burning of islamic books and what books were they if not the koran? and, who wrote those koranic versions that they burned? Why not keep them to show transparent evidence of the veracity of the Koran if it had any?

under whose direction were the koranic versions burned since mohammed was long dead at the time?

since the authentication of islam is in the Bible, why was the torah (in which the muslims believe) not included in the koran?
Na wahala u dey find cheesy. From rape to Islam, what side of d bed did u wake up from? grin
Literature › Re: Chimamamanda Adichie Fights Arthur Eze Over Land Grabbing by olisaEze(m): 2:53am On Sep 24, 2019
Very well written and moving masterpiece that paints a vivid image of what ur people are goin thru. Unfortunately, ure preaching to the choir! The Nigerian police is strictly for the highest bidder. Nor try go station go speak all these big big grammar o, okorofo wii arrest u “for trying to confuse police!” grin
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Celebrities › Re: Meet Frederic Badji Who Proposed To Princess Shyngle With Diamond Ring by olisaEze(m): 2:39am On Sep 24, 2019
Onyi22:
She doesn't even know u exist
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Eyah, it’s not fair o grin

Politics › Re: The First Igbos Had A Judeo-Nubian (Egyptian) Origin (New Info) by olisaEze(m): 2:21am On Sep 24, 2019
igbodefender:
Lol. Kindly correct the errors in the 'sentence' below before we can start talking about intellectual grades.
Choi! Wickedness is not good ooo cheesy grin

Crime › Re: Auchi Cult War: Graduate, 7 Students Killed In Photo by olisaEze(m): 2:15am On Sep 24, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Sad.
No happiness can possibly come to the mind of anyone who has lost someone dear to them to cultism but it did to mine when I lost a dear friend "Icebug" to cultism in the nineties.

He was very promising, amongst the best in the Structural Engineering class and a ladies' man because of his sizable manhood.
He was also my go-to-guy on Calculus and Engineering design.

The heartbreak was out of this world.

I knew it forever altered a part of me. I had not only lost my big-preeked homie but also my sanity because I left his funeral surprisingly very happy that I was lucky to have borrowed his new Casio scientific calculator and one Strength of Materials textbook two days before he was killed.

God knows I didn't want to return it.
huh Dafuq!

Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reacts After Losing FIFA Best Player Award To Messi by olisaEze(m): 1:54am On Sep 24, 2019
presleYzzi:
grin



I love this guy, he's a typical example of "hardwork beats talent".


Messi may be naturally gifted, but this guy is a Trojan horse.

If Ronaldo wasn't in the picture, Messi wouldn't have stayed in the lime light this long, as south Americans don't last too long in the scene before being overthrown!

To all those castigating him, if you work half as hard as this guy works, you won't have the time to throw shades at other people going about their businesses!


They said "everybody lives 15mins in a different time zone", but this guy has been on a different time zone for 15yrs.

Some of you all throwing shades at him don't even have a working wall clock.



Before you come throwing shades at me, I'm a strong fan of Z. Zidan seconded by Ronaldinho, and not these two.


PEACE
Best comment Nairaland world wide since this crazy media rivalry was born! You’ve got my respect bro... cool
Politics › Re: Sunday Aghaeze: New York People Dirty & Smelly- Buhari Camera Man Blasts America by olisaEze(m): 2:33pm On Sep 23, 2019
Hian! Did dey beg you to come and smell? cheesy

Health › Re: Best And Greatest Doctors Ever Produced By Nigeria by olisaEze(m): 2:26pm On Sep 23, 2019
You didn’t say anything about the greatest of them all, Dr. Ameyo Stella Adadevoh whose ultimate sacrifice has probably made it possible for u to post this today? undecided

Politics › Re: Maina Drags Reno Omokri To Court Over Corruption Allegations, Seeks N4bn by olisaEze(m): 2:21pm On Sep 23, 2019
Shuo! The wanted Maina has made a public appearance in court and the police did not arrest him for contempt of court orders and jumping bail? Na wa for Waec o! grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Russia Intensifies Jehovah’s Witnesses Crackdown With New Jailings by olisaEze(m): 9:11am On Sep 22, 2019
Buliwyf:
Oh u don't know that JWs ostracize people who left their cult abi? Now they know how it feels.
So if they ostracize people that is reason enough to jail them? Na waoh, ur own go worse pass Buhari & Dansuki shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Russia Intensifies Jehovah’s Witnesses Crackdown With New Jailings by olisaEze(m): 9:02am On Sep 22, 2019
Buliwyf:
Good. Those guys are thoughtless extremists. I like what Russia is doing to them. Let them feel the pain they have been inflicting on others.
Huh!!? huh

Politics › Re: Amnesty International Reacts As Buhari Govt Slams Treason Charges On Sowore by olisaEze(m): 8:52am On Sep 22, 2019
Bossontop:
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Finally this is getting interesting

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Padi mi nor finish d popcorn o, I brought some chairs along to join you sef! grin

Politics › Re: Payment Of New Deposit/Withdrawal Charges Optional - CBN by olisaEze(m): 8:37am On Sep 22, 2019
My people have a saying and I quote; “no matter how blunt a cutlass is, it should never be given to a mad man!”.
With this one point of mine, I believe it is now audible to the deaf and visible to the blind why a waec certificateless dullard should never again be allowed to make sensitive appointments (nay not even kitchen staff appointments) in this country of ours! Ka Chineke m’eziokwu - may our Heavenly Father expose the frauds grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Ordains Okara, A Kegite Club Member, As Priest by olisaEze(m): 8:22am On Sep 22, 2019
Chai! Padre u r karid, may u walk n neva stumble chiefo mi! Let all kariable entities lacka dis continue to jollificate as dey tympanior! Chai chai!! `holy water’ will have double meaning to dis father sha! grin

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