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Politics › Re: NASS Leaders Don't Want To Talk About It, The Boxes Were Empty - Galambi by olisaEze(m): 3:11pm On Dec 02, 2023
Abdulaziz that likened a constitutional requirement to dummy checks will suffer for 600 yrs! Someone even said he brought the budget in a flashdrive, sacrilege!!
Crime › Re: Kwara Monarch, Two Others Bag Life Imprisonment For Kidnapping by olisaEze(m):
Anyone who unlawfully restricts the free movement of another for whatever reason has committed the offense of kidnap. Babe come your house no gree give u knacks, you kon lock door join without her consent. You have not just attempted rape but also committed kidnap, whether you gave her t-fare to come or not! Seriki probably thought he could extort a known criminal, not realizing that successful criminals have the best lawyers.
Health › Re: More Teaching Hospitals Risk Shutdown Over Exodus Of Medical Professionals by olisaEze(m): 12:02am On Dec 02, 2023
They can all leave at once sef if they like! If resident doctors won't do the job here, native doctors will takeover! It's back to the days of using tribal marks to cure epilepsy & convulsion! If your sister or daughter starts having reoccurring malaria, omoh na to send am go find her pot of life in a hurry! Wetin concern agbero with overload, French doctors are not migrating anywhere anytime soon! cheesy
Politics › Re: "Take Over Leadership Now" – Obasanjo Tells Nigerian Youths by olisaEze(m): 8:17pm On Dec 01, 2023
When this man starts speaking in riddles, you'll know instantly that the matter don over am! But is he not also amongst those that made the politics too expensive for the younger generation who are not into crime?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Presented An Empty Budget Box - Jaafar Jaafar by olisaEze(m): 8:02pm On Dec 01, 2023
And you people passed it like that, so what do you want us to do about it?? What they're saying in effect is they just threw a whole year worth of the nation's scarce resources into the grasping fingers of the Executive to do with as he pleases! And these are supposed to be the defenders of our democracy?? Ewo!! May the labour of our heroes past never end in vain because of our own homegrown foolishness! undecided
Politics › Re: Gov Akeredolu Releases N1bn For Retired Teachers, LG Workers In Ondo by olisaEze(m): 7:56pm On Dec 01, 2023
So he could have paid them this money since. But since his deputy is orchestrating a palace coup, he's trying to win the people over to his side now! Sometimes one can't help but wonder if it's not our Nigerian politicians that the Bible has been describing as principalities & powers! huh
Sports › Re: Man Rewarded With A Puppy As Man Of The Match In A Football Game In Plateau by olisaEze(m): 7:17pm On Dec 01, 2023
If he's a real Birom man, he'll know what to do with it. cool
Family › Re: Single Mothers' Household Produce The Worst Kids — American Lady(vid,pix) by olisaEze(m): 7:02pm On Dec 01, 2023
Maybe in America were blacks have the highest single mother home statistics because their streetz there only lead the men to jail. But in Nigeria were our streetz have started leading the men to the presidency, single mother homes can produce anything! Cultist to famous music icon, drug dealer to national leader! Good-bad-worse are only determined by society's perception, which can never remain a constant. grin
Politics › Re: NSCDC Officers Shoot Abuja Secondary Students During Examination by olisaEze(m): 1:45am On Dec 01, 2023
galantjoe:
Why would sch invite or use armed personnel to invigilate examinations. Nawaoo

Nigeria is becoming fail state
They were invited to provide security not to invigilate.
Politics › Re: Governor Alia Unveils 100 Buses To Ease Transportation Cost (photos) by olisaEze(m):
Na Hiace bus be the problem abi fuel is selling fot N87 in Benue State?? So now that he has bought buses for his people, all the Hairdresser/Barber/Welder need do whenever their generator tanks dry up, is to enter the next available bus and everything will just be alright! 100 buses for 23 LGAs, the people of Benue State have really been palliated!! grin
Politics › Re: You Don’t Know History’, Asari-dokubo Slams Those Saying Binis Founded Lagos by olisaEze(m):
In the first place, I have never seen anyone who wants to become a mechanic apprenticing under a shoemaker. So why would I take the word of a political thug over a king whose forbears ruled prosperous empire for more than 700 yrs! A traditional ruler is basically a custodian of history. Not the history that tells you that Mungo Park discovered where your ancestors washed in peace for centuries, but the factual chronicles of his people. The Binis had a civilization centuries before the Aworis migrated from the Ile-Ife founded by a Bini prince to the Lagos! It's all there in the history books as His Royal Majesty has said. But as it is also said, if you want to hide something from the African man just put it in a book! In case you've not heard it before, the Oba is never wrong!
Travel › Re: U.S Army Helicopter Crashes With 8 Soldiers On Board In Japan (Photos) by olisaEze(m):
Bia dis Op, wetin kon concern us with map of Japan? Where are the pics of the eight soldiers and their crashed helicopter?? Better goan crash one helicopter dis morning and post the pics. And there better be eight cold bodies in it too, na only u know as u wan take do am! grin
Politics › Re: Ondo: How Tinubu Stopped ‘Doctrine Of Necessity’ Plot by olisaEze(m):
The hardest operation in the world remains the separation of an African leader from his position of power. Ayedatiwa knows the die is cast, he cannot afford to retreat now after all the moves he has made. I wouldn't even advise him to do so, because Atiku, Ambode, Ogboru, are but a few that believed the promises of the Executive and lost out in the end till date! cool
Culture › Re: Reps Move To Halt Alleged Plan By Edo State Govt To Split Benin Kingdom by olisaEze(m):
Now this is a man that intends to bite off more than he can chew, and the unfortunate thing there is that there is no one he listens to! Obaseki should better remember the story of boda Bode Thomas and let sleeping dogs lie! grin
Politics › Re: Anambra State Is The Highest In Nigerian When It Comes To Millionaires by olisaEze(m): 1:19am On Nov 30, 2023
Is Lagos a joke to you abi na country you take classify am? huh
Politics › Re: Ooni Of Ife: “igbos Are The First Race To Discover Prosperity And Wealth” by olisaEze(m):
Lol .....this Ooni just likes falling his people's hands from time to time! The first multi billionaire in W. Africa was Ojukwu's father, whose car was the only one deemed worthy enough to carry the Queen of England the only time she visited Nigeria on a state visit! I'm waiting for the Reno from a tribe of borrowed children, living on one small borrowed land in Delta State to coman correct the Ooni that Igbos are actually his grandfather's slaves! grin
Politics › Re: Abbas To Meet Foreign Affairs Minister Over Absence Of Nigeria's Mission In Iraq by olisaEze(m): 12:46am On Nov 30, 2023
Have the ones on ground there finished, wetin Nigeria wan do for dia again?? huh. Aibeg oo, make everybody try to dey paddle their canoe dey go jejely, Nigeria is also in desperate need of a mission like that currently. Just go back and tell ya people that OYO is not just a State in Nigeria but also a state of personal affairs! grin
Politics › Re: Did Reno Omokri Actually Said These About Tinubu by olisaEze(m):
Anyone with a brain bigger than two remote control batteries knows that Reno is just a shameless cashtivist, nothing else! The Buhari tormentor, the Tinubu humilator, the kick Buhari out of London/Paris convener.... pastor wen hunger done humble finish! grin
Politics › Re: Eko Founders’ Controversy: Academics, Olota, Lagos Chief Tackle Oba Of Benin by olisaEze(m): 12:02am On Nov 30, 2023
ILoveNG:
I guess it's yet to occur to some people that the Yoruba tribe is one of the tribes in Africa who first start the documentation and preservation of its history
Kwayet ya mouth dia! When Timbuktu had advanced in education to what gave birth to the western university educational system centuries after, Oduduwa had not yet been born!
Politics › Re: Northern Senators Ask Tinubu To Restore Electricity To Niger Republic by olisaEze(m):
The sympathies of the Northern elite lie more with another nation than the one that has given them all that they have! The living standards of their own constituents are well below the global poverty line index, a situation made worse by the perennial insecurity in their region. But their utmost concern is for foreigners who have defied their president of choice & directly threatened their supposed fatherland with violence in clear and unambiguous terms! A sensible person would be loyal first to the source of his daily egunje, apparently not these fools!
Christianity Etc › Re: Celestial Church Invites Pasuma, Portable To Praise Night (Photo) by olisaEze(m): 6:12pm On Nov 29, 2023
Those castigating the church are no different from the Jews that castigated Christ for consorting with sinners & gentiles. The church according to Christ in one of his proverbs was not created for the righteous but sinners. If a church invites Pasuma or even Portable to perform, many non Christians would make an appearance there. And that is the point of an evangelistic crusade!
Health › Re: Japa: Reps Raise Alarm As LUTH Shuts Down 5 Wards Over Doctors’ Shortage by olisaEze(m): 1:33pm On Nov 29, 2023
No oo, keep on threatening to seize their licenses after they graduate because you're too lazy & afraid to hold the executive to account for our poor health sector. Ndi ala!! grin
Romance › Re: One Wrong Sex Fit Steal Your Peace For Life by olisaEze(m):
Fc@k na FC*k, which wan be right and wrong person when it's your choice! huh. Stay away from skanks and you'll reduce the risk of contacting infections. Sex is like dieting, you have got to make healthy choices or suffer in the long run. Or at least, that's what I always tell myself. But man cannot live by Burger King Ajose alone, once in a while, an honest man must sample some local delicacy if the diet is to remain balanced. Just make sure the rules of engagement are clear to all participants, cover all bases and tie off the loose ends after! It becomes wrong for you when you think the other person is obliged to help you protect yourself, something that is solely your responsibility!
Celebrities › Re: Uriel Oputa Has Frozen Her Eggs At 35 Till She Finds Mr Right by olisaEze(m):
Down below is getting moldy, she needs to clean out the closet. grin
Politics › Re: Benin Founded Lagos – Oba Of Benin by olisaEze(m):
The Benin empire covered a land mass far bigger than Nigeria. It's boundaries stretched to the Songhai empire with Lagos in it's territory. The Binis didn't build Lagos, the Igbos didn't build it either! Lagos was built & developed by the white man separate from the northern & southern protectorates. The Yorubas just claimed what the white man left behind. As for those arguing with themselves and not the Oba, his family history predates the founding of many of your villages. He knows what he is talking about!
Education › Re: OAU Student Lands In Hospital After 58-hour Wash-a-thon. by olisaEze(m):
Like play like play, she be wan use hand wash her destiny comot laidis! grin
Events › Re: Beautiful Bride Shoots A Gun At Her Traditional Wedding Ceremony (pics/video) by olisaEze(m):
Rugged! Who dey ....who dey breathe!! grin. Me sha after all the hailings I know I can't marry any woman that has easy access to firearms and live ammunitions. There are already 1000 sure ways to die, no need to compound the issue by messing with an armed woman prone to jealous fits! In this kpoyons business safety first o! grin
Family › Re: As A Husband, "Before You Ask Your Wife What Are You Bringing To The Table". by olisaEze(m):
What do I bring to the table as a man?? Mvthafvka in Nigeria, men own the damn table along with every damn bill on it including the CS bill! It's apparent that this is your first child. By the second issue when the bills have started piling up and opportunity cost has tinted your eyes with red dye, the only sacrifice you will have time to notice will be in your pocket! Just so you know, zithromax & augmentin are now closer in price to N25k than the N4k it used to be last year!
Politics › Re: Ondo: Ayedatiwa Remains Adamant, Rallies Forces Against Akeredolu - Tribune by olisaEze(m): 7:50pm On Nov 27, 2023
I wonder why the Dep-Gov is so adamant that his principal will not recover. The impatience to wield full executive powers is beginning to border in sinister. Whatever the case may be, someone should tell him that the fly that refuses to take caution will be buried alive with the corpse! cool
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW Shares DMs Of Women Asking Him To Marry Them (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 5:30pm On Nov 27, 2023
"Coman marriage me even though I'm not a Virginia!"

That girl wants to remain a spinster for 600 years! grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Wins Politician Of The Year At GAMA Awards by olisaEze(m): 11:43pm On Nov 26, 2023
Nigerians are not interested in any local award in his name when the votes they awarded him at the polls did not count!

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