₦airaland Forum

After looking for and finding her Johnny, Nyem'isi quickly realized that she can only choose btw a successful music career and a successful marriage.... but not both! The money flows faster when all the Johns have access, not just one. One day she'll wake up to realize that she's now half past and no amount of make-up can make up for lost time! It's important to get this money oo, especially when u reside in this country. But in all thy getting get understanding to know the time and seasons. It is never a bad idea to make hay while the sun shines.

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Should I tell you. In Nigeria, the masses suffer not the governor. The last times they have a warning strike in Abuja, I suffered because there was no light and I spent more on buying fuel

Yes ure right, but he's up for a re-election in the next two days. His party agents won't have it easy with those suffering masses at the PUs.

The powers of the office of the NLC President are strong enough to bring every economic activity in that State to a grinding halt! Many of these illiterates we call leaders don't understand how a democracy works. Well this wan is getting a crash course as it is right now. Uzodinma go Las Las beg Ajaero!

Omoh, na forehead abi na fivehead be dis?? If she was in the military, I bet she'd be starting her salute from the centre of her skull! . See desertification of hairline!! . Perfect subject for step mom & step son bluefilm scenes. Na say southie women no get dress sense ni abi wetin, that 'sound of music era dress' alone is enough to disqualify her from any Ministerial screening if she were to be Nigerian.

In the history of Bendel/Edo/Delta State, Obaseki is the worst Gov ever! I doubt any of those praise singers on the FP have been to Benin recently, because the condition of the roads there are horrendously appalling! Whether u reside in the State or just passing through, you can never praise the man after experiencing the valley of the shadow of death that the Benin bypass has become. Why not offer those FC graduates a scholarship abroad to prepare them for leadership roles in future? I forgot, none of these our so called leaders has the ability to see beyond their two terms!

The women in this administration have been consistent in making a fool of themselves. From threatening a rape victim on a recorded call, to campaigning for a Nobel Peace prize in a muslim region. Focus on doing a good job in your Ministries and rest biko! Just look at how this clown is posing with her scammers.

Nigerians are easily fooled, especially by pictures.

South Africa has her mouth open, but it's Russia's voice that is coming out. No let ona BRICS deceive ona, ICC that has been silent on Russia's antics in Ukraine has no moral justification to condemn Israel on Gaza. Abi no be the same elderly, women & shuldren Hamas been kill for Israel?? As long as ure an unprovoked aggressor you can't be claiming victim against people forced to protect themselves when ur own goal is still mass genocide!

Although I did not support this president, I still think there is a right way to go about things. There are Ministers and Ministries to start this query from till the buck stops his table. Those making these statements are just going for sensationalism, na hustle dem dey! Who is going to make him answer? None, if he so chooses! If he invites them to Aso Rock, they'll instantly forget why they were invited and start negotiating for juicy appointments! Nigerians will keep on suffering and smiling because they're waiting for a savior. Never learning that the western world they admire so much is civilised to an extent, because the people seized the bull by it's horns, and overthrew their old corrupt systems by themselves. Any other method na play!

Every year since I-dey-yeye took over from Orhi, Nafdac comes out to ban one thing and immediately proceeds to sediment again like pond scum till another year. Meanwhile a lot of our exported finished food products still gets flagged as unsafe overseas.

Makes one wonder just how many things consumed along with tobacco smoke are also dangerous to the health in Nigeria!

Dora created and maintained a working system in which the regulatory officers were well renumerated and had no need to assist unscrupulous manufacturers beat the system.

A real working check & balancing system that gave the public confidence in the agency.

Go back to that system and stop making things worse.

Like the great wall of China, online registration won't make a difference when your officers are crooked.

Naija my Naija, we know how to do pass awasef for dis country. Electronic kini ko abi yahoo boy license ni. You carry only dis thing dey show Officer Titus for road and you no wan roja, na station your eye go clear! You think you can teach officer his job abi!!

They have so soon forgotten the failed food blockade the north did against the south in March 2021, and how it ended poorly for them, with their cows consuming perishables that they couldn't sell to anyone else. And the boundaries of Niger republic were open at the time sef! Try am, make eye turn ona again!!

I doubt the author of this piece has ever been into Aso Rock, talkmore of being privy to it's security procedures. But it still makes for a good beer parlor story tho!

The sultan cannot invite an Emirati sheik to teach his people how to invest and modernize their caliphate like Dubai, but he can invite a man whose stock in trade is spreading hate & division to an insecurity ravaged zone. Tomorrow they'll come out to claim that they don't know why terrorism/banditry is sweeping their communities into extinction. Foolish leaders with even more foolish followers!

Become her friend, go on as many dates as she wants. But as long as we're talking Nigerian slaymamas, you'll still pay in the end. And I'm not just talking in kind but also in cash! Dis wan is smart enough to use Speedy to trend as men, especially those coming back home from abroad for the Yuletide, will meet her price just to feel superior to a celebrity. Even if it's just a Speedy and not a Davido! Nigerians compete too much amongst themselves and our women know how to use that unhealthy competition to their advantage!

Yes Chicken Little the sky is falling, like you haven't noticed it before. I looked up around that same time last night, but all I could see was the pop of a massage parlour's ceiling. One Busty Bose was at that moment, making a vigorous attempt to suck all the life force from me like a thirst demented succubus! I almost had to plead with her to spare the rod because the boy has already been spoilt beyond repair since! Just imagine if your phallus gets broken in somebody's child's oesophagus, that cannot be a happy ending at all! Better to stand all night in the hanging garden than have someone bite more than they can chew off me.

You can't get yourself a job in your self-proclaimed godfather's administration despite all your butt-licking strategies, but you want to sack someone else from a job he got on his own merit. If you like don't rest now, you go las las rest in peace! Rufai Oseni is such a blessed dude, the publicity others pay with a scandal or sextape to get is what these people are giving him for free!

How does asking your people to integrate with the indigent population translate to chasing them from the State??

There's no way that neegha didn't choke after shoving that spoon of jollof rice and fried bone down his throat!

But of course! A commissioner of police that couldn't prevent an attack on a visiting national figure cannot prevent a breakdown of law and order at the polls on election day.

Pls can any nice person help with that Burna's 'you go explain tire' meme? Aswear, it'll go well with the story, if citizens are expected to help the govt blame the press for reporting the facts!

Both the one without a brain and the one that claims to have a brain are mad to think an old square peg will function properly in a round hole. His supporters will soon run out of explanation like the previous regime's by the time these gaffes translate to hunger soon. If this one couldn't slip through because of the press leaking it, imagine how many others have slipped through to bleed the nation of forex & increase the hardship on the average man. Instead of focusing on how epic the reply is, the main concern should be for that young man who doesn't even realize that he's cheering on his own demise!

Amazing! So how exactly did the Navy defend the budgeting of a presidential yacht that it was allowed to fly unopposed till the press got a hold of it? And how many other agencies and arms of the govt are also bleeding the country dry in the name of the president?? These things are why the press is called the fourth estate and not because of brown envelopes.

This your new Nigeria is it now or later? Just asking for a friend.

Serves them right. The office of the president of the NLC is not the same as Mc Oluomo's. Better goan buy fuel now if u reside there, because filling stations and Nupeng will soon follow suit!

So our Labour union is now admitting that a black eye can no longer be treated in Nigeria again. The Nigerian worker with his minimum wage of N30k is totally finished, if this is the mentality of those claiming to represent him.

Money wen she go still carry go give one Ibadan boy for streets.

The gov. thinks he can act like a dictator and still win his elections ten days away because he's one of the king's men. And well, since precedence has already been set in stone, he doesn't need the people's votes to win! Even though we're living in the 21st century our politics in this part of the world is still at pre-independence level. We think & say we understand democracy, but justify our political leaders when they act like feudal lords.

And they say the future is female.

The bros shout shite!

When all her best thinking is done with her behind, it's understandable! Fine gurl no pimples, just dimples and very simple upstairs.

You can never make a ho a housewife. No matter how much money you throw at the project, it's an exercise in futility. Like flushing money down a public toilet to hide it from your family, how you wan take chop am?? Wetin dey cause all these kind of situation is when you start calling a public facility 'your girl', when in actual fact the 'y' is silent!