₦airaland Forum

Every dog eats shiiiitt, but the local dog will always get punished because he lacks discretion!

Is it your extinction, Reno?? The last Warri crisis pushed the Itsekiri to the brink of extinction, but it's another man's language that is his worry. My guy, no matter the number of tribal battles you start on behalf of the Yorubas online, it won't still get Tinubu to notice you.

The first time I tasted pork meat nobody begged me to eat it. I just took one look at the faces of everyone indulging and knew that it'd be as sweet as Eve's apple! He that would look to the weather before sailing must never put to sea. Be there looking for an accountant to calculate fuel vs thief for you till fuel pump price go press you die for neck! Why have money at all sef, abi thief no dey thief that wan too?? Here's a tip, don't leave your vehicle with the mechanic for long. Stay there in his workshop till your car is fixed. Watch were you park if you're going to leave the car for long and the kind of places you go to, opari! As we say in Nigeria, the rest is just God's grace.

AdiscoPele:
Dele is pained because what PDP wants is that the feud between Fubara and Wike should degenerate into chaos and the pipelines blown so Nigeria in general will feel the pain and they will in turn say the FG has failed. But God pass them. Evil will never prevail in Nigeria again.

Sharap dia u political dunce! Are u in PDP or even a politician that u now know the mind of PDP in the State?? "They will in turn say the FG has failed", where have they succeeded that anyone wants them to fail??

The judiciary has finished rubbishing themselves already, so Mr Pres is now the final mediator. There would've been no discussions or arguments at that meeting, just instructions to both. If you like take if you like nor take, Excellency don talk finish! Fubara was still a civil servant little over a year ago, he knows how to take orders, so I'd bet he'll take it! A real politician though would smile, nod his head at everything said to him, and never put pen to an agreement concocted by two members of a gang he doesn't belong to!

Leke Agba is only trying to comprehend oyinbo mentality with his Nigerian sense. School na scam to his type, but if he had paid attention in economics class he'd have known that the UK employs a progressive system of individual taxation, which your country's lawmakers skillfully manouvered themselves away from. If you earn more you have a lot more at stake and need to pay more so the system you're benefiting from doesn't breakdown.

It's not just that the President dismissed the slaughter of 85 tax paying, law abiding citizens by it's army, but the entire nation is now numb to news of govt sponsored murder! If you don't value the lives of your people, is it someone else that'll value them for you?? A button pushed by human hands cannot be an act of God! But since Nigerians typically vote along religious and ethnic lines no one will call it what it is, a result of govt incompetence!

Milf...

What kind of nation are you fighting for if the next generation is also being destroyed with the old??

Head wen no wan think go carry load tire! They all have heads but refused to use it, so someone sharp came along and used it for them! Everyone keeps shouting Wike forgetting that the former speaker just tried to stage a palace coup against his principal! Those in Edo State have seen all this play out before the existence of the amended electoral law. It didn't end well for those lawmakers then, and it still won't end well for these ones now that it is written in black & white! They left the Constitution and went to stand on mandate, how e bi you now!

If you're so clueless on how to obtain a passport in your own country that you had to ask online, how re you going to survive offline in another man's country?? Anyways, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a step, and you're taking that first step with this. Don't expect all to support your decision, and some will straight up try to sabotage it! Just avoid any middle man and go to the immigration office in KD. The officers will direct you based on your preferences. But shine ya eye oo

I wonder why Nigerians are so obsessed with size!. You can be big and you can also be big for nothing!

MNK's name is now a bargaining chip to any Tom, Dick & Asari??

E clear say this guy no go need fork and knife to chop slap for Warri!

Imagine if all the Igbos had been sent packing from Lagos as recommended by the many, who would've been left to stand before a cocked rifle for Prof Santa Klaus that day?? I doubt any Yoruba tout would risk his skin for a stranger. First day of coming back to help his people deal with the Igbos in Lagos, and he's already beating a hasty retreat to Ghana after a chance meeting with Dr. Uneva C. Enitin! Ona go just siddon for better environment for the abroad dey use ona foolish mouth dey corrupt the environment for others in Naija! Little by little & small by small, the shege go reach all of them anywhere they're hiding!

No matter how heated the argument is between two friends, it is best not to put mouth! The Gov has never opened his mouth to threaten him, Boma wen nobody call her name inside the matter don rush go threaten Wike! Well, since the man's manhood is no longer in doubt, all that is remaining is for Boma to also come out and show us the stuff she's made of! Abi na rough play she been dey play??

The OP's reporting appears biased to have described them as a cult, when every religion including Christianity & islam is a cult. No matter how misguided you believe their doctrines to be, at least they have always respected the sanctity of human life. History has no records of them running an evangelism with knives & bombs or coveting neighboring lands in a holy war. It's rare to even hear news of a JW involved in any sort of violent crime, while some who believe they're better will swear with their hands on the Bible or Koran, before proceeding with blatant lies in front of God & man! However they choose to look is their prerogative as long as it doesn't offend the sensibilities. Their contributions to a more peaceful society is what's most important, doctrines aside.

The law in Nigeria seems to be taking multiple courses nowadays with the way the judiciary has been delivering conflicting judgements. But even at that, Fubara can no longer be removed at his godfather's whim! Although it's prudent not to take sides when you see two dogs fighting, it's safer to stay on the side of the one that sees you everyday! Four wise men against twenty-six puppets who with eyes wide open, and no form of coersion, have walked themselves out of their new jobs!

Remove Diego Forlan from that list, biko! He lost a penalty in a crucial game for wearing a pair of brand new, unbroken in boots for a sponsored advert, and Sir. Alex almost ruined his career for it! He moved to Villarreal after being kept on the bench for the rest of the season, and was immediately instrumental in the club winning the Spanish Pichuchu cup that year. The infamous hair-dryer treatments of Sir. Alex did not always end with just yellings.

Usmanovic95:
Macheda was an academy product right

No one is qualified to drag the number one spot for the most useless signing award with that guy!

Another Mama Shukudi. . Oya na, Op, what are u waiting for, your family dey forbid gold abi you no wan count for millieyion??

You think you can corner nwa Aba, and guy him. Goodluck with the attempt!!

Interesting that the South Africa that claims abuse of innocence against Nigerians also engages in scamming others. As poorly planned and executed as this was, the fact remains that they're no better than the foreigners they frequently accuse.

Corruption runs through every level of the Nigerian government. Most noticable from the time this Party that promised to eradicate corruption came into power in 2015! From contract fraud at the top through election fraud, to petty bribery, money laundering schemes, koro-koro embezzlement, and seizing salaries from ghost workers, it is safe to estimate that corruption within the Nigerian state apparatus costs this nation billions of dollars annually more than subsidy ever could! The interesting thing about the index is that it doesn't just consider the leaders and govt officials alone, but also includes the tolerance level of the citizens to corruption! That very poor score also captures the number of us that trivialize and accept the criminality in the conduct of govt business. In other words, we're our own problem!!

Yes, get them all out and get in your own men! New wine in old skin has no choice but to burst out!!

There's always a next move with lawyers of a paying client. Till the client runs out of cash, there will always be a next line of action. Even when the judge is reproaching them for wasting the court's time with a frivolous case, they'll tell their client it's all part of a grand master plan! Master plan that exists only in their imagination. . At the rate dis wan is going, his client might see freedom only when the govt is sure that he has been financially wrecked totally, by his lawyers!

The maturity and understanding nature of a single mom with a good head on her shoulders makes her very alluring. The only way you can bear to live with the bond between her and her kid(s) is by loving them as much as you love her. Anything less, just straff your straff and go! She won't hold it against you, because of the same maturity & understanding!! Soldier go soldier cum barrack remain!

Apologies to my eyes for all the shege the FG has used it to see in Nigeria! As for being used as an instrument for the singular & general observation of all things bright and beautiful in the female anatomy, both vertically & horizontally, I owe you no apologies for doing your work! Shout out to my blood vessels. Even with the high pump price of fuel, ona still dey deliver with speed to the capillaries on my second cap day & night! Ona too mussh!!

If she sees the one that will be waking her up at 1:00am to cook Efo riro and pounded yam for him now, it's the same her that'll come out in divorce court to shout abuse! Aside comfort and money, women don't know what they want! Na so one Linda take dey preach against baby mamaism that year, finally na baby mama she carry take dey hold body strong! When dis wan finally marries, if she go gree stay one place, na she go still use his view/her view of the meal my husband cooked for me take finish our statuses & timelines!

A poor sense of style is always hidden behind the doors of fake piety. With this much glaring difference, there is no way the day would have ended without giving birth to grudges and resentments on both sides that will reflect later on the newly weds. Idoma pipo fall my hand for here.

Be like dis Op never enter molue before. Who will the likely guests of a short-time hotel in the afternoon be, if not Humpty-Dumpty who sat on the wall and the RC lotto girl from down the street!

Western Igbo ke?? You can't be railing against the govt while playing the same game you're complaining the govt has played against you on others!

A town hall different from a ba la boo! Let them be sitting down there in that their classroom defying gravity and condemning in futility, Fubara has long since moved on and signed the budget.... finish & kant!