₦airaland Forum

Omoh, body no be firewood oo all these men that will drink agbo jedi to impress one small girl they'll still pay, but go home to form I'm tired for their young wives in bed! If marriage to the woman don tire you talk am quick, so she can make the hay in another barn now wen the day still bright for her. If not, what's the point of marrying her if your best fcxks are going to be done with others outside?? Meanwhile, hanty a little help with the address of those locations where sharp young men run the quick-quick in toilets with lonely milfs will go a long way in helping this your case!

Wait fess, why does anything have to go in the first place?? If we implement the 2014 confab report, all can have a sense of inclusion! However at this juncture, I must state categorically that this poll has been rigged against Mr. Fish! All contestants have been given garnishment in their constituencies, except the Mackerel constituency! This attempt at disenfranchising the aquatic region will be resisted by all well meaning foodies. We shall meet at the supreme court of Ajisafe if Mark Fish does not win here! In short, see u in court!!

Kikikiki

So God carved you from two different ribs abi na the rib of Siamese twins u from break comot?? First she didn't want to be traditional, now she doesn't want to be a feminist again! Na wa, not even women know what they want.

The same man that just said Nigeria needs prayers to end insecurity has come to his Ministry's budget defence, cap in hand like Oliver Twist, asking for more when the evidence to how the funds are being spent is evident only on the Generals and higher ups in the military. Nigeria needs to end this scam now. The lives and properties of it's citizens should not be acceptable collateral damage for greedy evil men who can only make money by destroying lives!

Falana didn't need to go to television to apply to be their lawyer, because what he said the RSHA Speaker Edison, already said! INEC will be notified and fresh elections will be conducted opari! But till the Gov decides to be or not to be like Obaseki, it's Fubara & his four musketeers running the show now! Imagine the choppings on a budget passed by four men, Choi!!

If you watched the Bala Miller show that year, where u dey come from fit don far pass where u dey go for dis life! Usually aired in the evenings on the weekend, life go just tire us kids immediately we see Mr Miller's giant tall frame lifting his briefcase from his coupe to walk into the Radio Nigeria building, because all you'd be thinking is, cartoon no for make sense pass dis levels?? Unfortunately, na govt dey tell u when u go watch wetin u wan watch back then.

"Welcome everybody".... "and you, and you and you and you, all the gere man!" Huh!?!!

Dis neegha would invite everyone, ladies, gentlemen even uncle & aunty in the three indigenous languages, and forget to invite us the TerraHawk & Voltron squad! And on top the disregard, ur older ones go dey tell u keep quiet! Ba yawa, if popsie no dey house na to twist the long pole antenna outside go another side!

Happy golden years, those days when we were all Nigerians first!

Presido of Ijaw nation abi presido of bat @rselickers assn. Buguma branch! Christmas is around the corner and oga still wants them to keep settling him when the one in his hands never finish! If some of your kinsmen are pissed that they're still empty handed till now, take the one in your hands & share to them make dem for dey calm dan. You're not a baby that someone needs to stick feeding bottle in his mouth to keep him quiet!

Kelvin30286063:
On Wednesday 6th of December, I was driving my family from Ondo to Akure to launch a new business.

We plan to start the event at 12 and it was already past 11am so I was rushing. Along Akure road, I saw this three police convoy going in front but they were not very fast.

I have a really fast car so I was like, I should overtake them and be on my way, I flashed the last pickup with about 3 policemen at the back but they didn't make any reaction and didn't gesture for me to go.

The road ahead of us was long and free, no incoming vehicles so I saw it as an opportunity.

After flashing twice again and no response, I decided to overtake all three pickup vehicles quickly so I switched to sport mode and decided to use my pedal shifter to go faster.

As soon as I revved and started overtaking them, they went crazy and started driving zig-zag on the road leaving me absolutely no room to go.

At the end they ran me into the nearly bush and parked me off. One of them decided to use their vehicles to intentionally brush my car while parking me off the road. They all came down, almost 20 of them and started shooting in the air.

They started shouting come down from this car! Hitting my car everywhere with fist and hitting my glass with the tail of their guns. Somehow my window didn't break even after they hit them 5 or 6 times. (Respect to Acura on that)

One of them pointed his gun at my vehicle and was about to shoot. I roll down my glass and started begging them.

My wife was sitting in front with me and my 2 year old daughter was sitting at the back in the hand of a friend we took along with us to act as MC for the occasion.

My wife quickly collected my daughter from the guy and held her to her chest cos she was already panicking and crying.

I think that was what saved our live cos as soon as they saw my daughter, somehow they calm down a little and started trying to drag me out of the car.

I vehemently refused to go down cos I know I will be beaten or even shot. After a few minutes of acting upset, shooting in the air, one of them that was fat and looks like their leader came down from the middle van.

That was the first time I noticed that the middle van was actually covered at the back which means they may be carrying something. They didn't use a bullion van so there was no indication that they were moving money and they didn't use siren either.

Long story short, the big guy that looked like the boss came to me and said why did I overtake them.

I explained that we were in a hurry and I flashed a few times before I attempted to overtake them and I also saw that the road was clear.

He looked at me, looked at my wife, looked at my crying daughter and looked at the guy at the back then asked me to come down that nothing will happen to me, I took my company's ID card and my guy at the back and I came down.

He checked the ID and said don't do that again. The others were shouting he must follow us to the station bla bla bla but he was calm.

Eventually they let us go.

They damaged the bumper of my vehicle in the process.

I know I was in the wrong by overtaking them without anyone gesturing that I can go but seriously, WHAT IS THE RULE TO THAT?
Especially on highway, with a wider road and not within the city.

I had to apologise to my family later cos I know it was a traumatic experience for them and I accepted my fault but I'm still confused on how I was wrong. The road was straight, long, clear of incoming vehicles and I flashed and horned.

Are we expected to follow convoy from wherever we see them to where ever they are going even if they are driving at 80km per hr?

You must be a very silly person to act so recklessly while carrying your family in the car with you! You see armed men for front, u begin flash light make dem give u chance, onto say u be Sango the god of lightning na?? No try that kind thing again, na ember month we dey like dis!

Mr. Jada and Mrs Will!

Fubara na man you be! . Godfather politics has never really worked in the South-South region of this nation. The people are too individualistic to allow one man jagaban them in perpetuity. As long as the same ogogoro that was used to name one was also used to name another, the craze na factory fitted for the whole community! Enjoy your birthday oga minister, but don't expect the RSGH account to fund the party. For that, we graciously hand you over to Abuja people!

From his first wife, to the 'go and die' widow, to okonjo-iweala to maryam shuaibu the deputy-gov's wife.... this man has a history of antagonizing women. Not his fault sha, short men always feel they need to be heard to be seen, since most women no dey gree put eye for ground again!

Uduak, Obot ....na dem, ndi Calabar and kob'nomi! When you see two men fighting over an ugly chic just know she has Calabar blood in her DNA! Akwa Ibom yaya, but Calabar women na the real ayaya! Blessed with a golden honey pot and trained in the mystic arts of man & woman business from childhood, it's no surprise that that pastor is prepared to part with N6 million in these Tinubu times, than lose the nightly comfort of a woman that has dropped her engine seven morafck'n times! You cannot understand the loss of a nut that sits tightly on a bolt till you need a washer to fit another one in it's place!

Nigerians just love to boast with suffering, unknowingly running themselves down pointlessly. It's not uncommon to hear stories of cold rooms with warm beds in lecturer's offices, but very uncommon to hear of hard-working, intelligent female students involved in sex for grades scandals! Sexual predator lecturers always go for a type. Those type are the lazy dullards with low CGPAs, who'd rather beg for marks to scale through the semester than put in the required work needed. Dull girls like this buffoon foolishly running down her country's educational system in public to buy the attention of the people around her!

Expect more kids in tattered clothes across the nation, this time aided by avaricious parents, to begin gate-crashing fashion events to strut down the runway in like fashion. GWR can relate!

I did not see anything, just one creep talking to himself.

No escape for the neegha even on the hospital bed! In sickness or in health don commence even before pastor fit get chance talk am. If 'we die here' were a person, e no fit do reach dis hanty on top dis uncle matters!!

Supremos:
Mr Agbola never told you it's your opinion, he knows it's his personal opinion.

He's living his dreams in Anambra and is a fulfilled man, same way thousands of Igbos are everywhere in Yorubaland living their lives.

Quit being a tribal warlord.

Bold of you to assume they have anything else to do if they quit. That's their only source of venting frustration!

All these instant meal generation running amok on the FP should just kip kwayet make we hear word! Just because the role models you selected set wrong examples for your ignorant @rses doesn't mean every woman is now like your mother! If you can pursue a degree for five years that might not play any significant role in the remainder of your natural life, what's wrong with this dude chasing someone for five years that might not stick with him forever?? The unknown is what makes life worth living, so let the Beauty & Sir. Long-suffering de Patient breathe!

Omoh, corruption can never end in Nigeria as long as the people are willing accessories. Once every year these guys run this scam to assure themselves of their share of the state's budgetary allocation by playing to their people's sense of misguided piety. The bottles of some selected scapegoats are broken towards the ending of the year, while for the rest it's business as usual! The people are happy, the govt is happy, the liquor sellers with connections are happy, everyone is drunk on happiness, and the commission is fulfilled!

N100 million for the kids, but you're throwing it out on the streets like it's for the dogs, why??

Golddigger or not, all I know is that she stooped to conquer!

Now you know why they won't allow the war on terror end. Why ISWAP came up just around when Shekau and his Boko Haram had outlived their usefulness. Countless lives wasted just so some dude can afford a house he and his kids won't live in forever! The black man is his own worst enemy.

Bode George should first name one State in Nigeria, including the Lagos every Yoruba man suddenly seems to come from, that was developed by only it's indigenes, before telling anyone to go and develop theirs!

Which kind wahala be dis one now, how can we tell the decent bobbie from the indecent ones with all the censoring?? Remove the blurs my guy, let the poor nipples express themselves and say what's on their minds!

Strikes gold ko strikes tantalite ni, that he did not strike till his father died. Aibeg next of kin ....xcuse me ....next article jare!

All these still won't get the man to open the borders. The people say they're happy but only the military officers in that clip look well fed! :

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Nothing wrong here
These are two crazy individuals who are fond of each other
And he sure me die say this girl go like gbola

I love ladies that don't pretend not to love gbola

Remind me of two isoko girls have been with

The memory of those ladies will never leave my mind
Wait a minute is it just a normal thing to all isoko girls or have been meeting the right one
Isoko girls have this empathy, pity and sympathy hormones towards thier man. They don't demand financial assistance too much, they are good in bed and always ready to bang. They are caring and somehow different from other normal dramatic women..they get wet and get to orgasm easily at every little touch
If as a young niggarrrr I'm getting ready to think of marriage in the future I will contact anyone of their two be it five years or twn years from now because I still save their number on my Gmail. A sane man can not throw away those two women like that

You mean Itsekiri women, because na so so scam full Isoko girls dia head!

A lot of ignorant folks here are quick to jump on threads to air lofty opinions borne on the wings of their own imaginations. Only fools argue family land boundaries with their fathers!

Politics & religion is never a good mix. As much as The Experience is a gathering of Christians which always invariably attracts the seeds of the devil, there is a need to be worldly wise to survive in this world of ours. He should have just been acknowledged via a mention than be brought out to be embarrassed. But sycophancy no go let some people rest!

Africans have no idea what good governance looks like. To many it's just a concept, like perfection, which can only be pursued but never attained. The advice is even more laughable coming from a Nigerian, who would not be up there giving this speech if his country had good governance. You can't give directions down a path you've never walked, you cannot give what you don't have.

Social media can ultimately create a false sense of reality. Instead of trying to deal with things they don't like about themselves, some people will go online and present themselves in the way they'd like to be seen, without any changes to themselves. A fractured reality is the doorway to insanity. I hope you get well soon Mr. Oghene Ochuko.