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Celebrities / Re: Bitter Kola Changed My Life - Meek Mills' 2 Years Ailment Healed By African Herb by Olisavarieties: 6:43pm On Sep 19, 2021
chiiraq802:
No lies spotted Meek mill. Kola Nut been saving lives since 19 BC.

*Used for killing Beer highness.

*Used for Sex exhancer, if you wan nack shima and you wan last but you no wan pop drugs or anything. just chew kola nut and you're good to go. cool
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Fashion / Men's Quality Vintage Shirts by Olisavarieties: 1:20am On Sep 08, 2021
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Romance / Re: What's The Best Way End A Relationship Without Hurting Your Partner? by Olisavarieties: 9:13am On Aug 15, 2021
BadRadio:
Is there a perfect approach to end a relationship without hurting a partner?

Maybe the relationship gets too boring often or perhaps u both are not compatible in anyway or perhaps u both want desame thing but in different ways and style.

Maybe u care about this person but u dont want to hurt their feeling and you know it is best that u both parted ways.

How do u go about it?
Even if you buy the whole gift and go to vacation to different places and break up, it is painful. If you want to break up breakup. No dey ask nonsense question
Pets / Re: Massive Python Bites US Zookeeper's Face As He Tries To Move Her Eggs (Photos) by Olisavarieties: 3:54pm On Jun 24, 2021
hybrid11:
Who knows how snake eggs will taste like
Who is in for a hunt of python eggs ?
you don chop snake sotey you come dey reason the egg. Choi broda zukwanu ike
Food / Re: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by Olisavarieties: 11:32pm On Jun 17, 2021
EvenBlogger:
Nigeria is a country filled with the most exciting things. One of the most exciting thing about Nigeria is our street food. They are so delicious, easy to get, affordable and spontaneous. Here is a list of street foods that will blow your taste buds:

SUYA

Suya is a popular Nigerian barbecued meat, sold by the road side and junctions by Hausa men. Suya is sold only at night as it is said to be very delicious only at night. It is sold in different form either on a stick or diced into pieces. Suya is eaten with onions, tomatoes, and other suitable veggies and is known as the king of street food in Nigeria.

AKARA

Akara is a deep fried beans ball made with grounded beans mixed with pepper, onions and other spices. It is called “Kosai” in the northern part of Nigeria. Akara is sold with yagi ( suya pepper) or sauce and can also be eaten with fried yam or puff puff or pap.

ABACHA

Abacha is also know as “African salad” it is originally owned by the Igbo people. Abacha is made with dried shredded cassava and other ingredients. You’ll always see Abacha vendors on the streets or around some market angles. Abacha is best eaten with any cold drink of your choice.

ROASTED CORN

Roasted corn is sold in the afternoon or evening of the day. It can easily be found at junctions, bus tops or road sides. This street food is mostly sold with coconut, or any other thing of your choice and it is best eaten hot. AlThough, corn is a seasonal food in Nigeria but when it is out, it is most sought after.

WAINA/MASA

Masa is a street food which is mostly sold at junctions, bus tops or road sides by female food vendors. Masa is eaten either with yagi, sugar or waina soup with biscuit bone(kashi). Masa is made out of rice, salt, sugar. It is a northern Nigeria food.

ROASTED YAM WITH PALM OIL SAUCE

Roasted yam with palm oil sauce is another most sought after street food in Nigeria. It is very filling and delicious and can be eaten at anytime of the day. This particular food can mostly be found at street corners prepared by female food vendors.

BOILED GROUNDNUTS

Boiled groundnut is also a seasonal street food. Boiled groundnut serves for different purposes like while talking to your friends, walking on the road, working at your shops, etc. Some are boiled with salt, which makes them more tasty. This street food is mostly hawked around but it sellers.

PUFF PUFF

Puff puff is one of the most popular Nigeria street food. it’s always spongy, fluffy and delicious. It’s made with flour mixed with sugar and other ingredients. Puff puff is also known as the king of small chops and it mostly sold by those vendors who sell Akara.

PLANTAIN CHIPS

Plantain chips is a crunchy, spicy street snack, sold by hawkers on the streets. They are made either with ripe or unripe plantain or banana. These chips taste so delicious and they are best eaten with cold water or drinks.

DAMBU NAMA

Dambu nama is simply shredded cow meat spiced with pepper, salt an seasonings, sold mostly in the norther part of Nigerian. It is mostly packed in brown envelops and take away packs, Dambu nama is a delicious street snack. What of Fried yam, potatoes and plantains. And also indomie and

Written By Illikannu Donald Chukwuma
Literature / Re: My Husband, Warm The Bed! A Story by Olisavarieties: 2:46pm On May 18, 2021
Please please send me the link to okaforrose083@gmail.com. may God bless you as you do so.
Health / Re: Drug Abuse: How It Started Vs The Outcome. Can Youths Ever Say No To Drugs? by Olisavarieties: 11:19pm On Apr 16, 2021
Drsnives:
Yes..
Parents have a larger role to play.
I was once an addict but thank God for my life.
If I can, you can also.
BE positive.

I see Nigeria being a drug free nation

This I have seen
This one is an addict
Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed In An Uncompleted Building Beside My House (Photos) by Olisavarieties: 1:35pm On Apr 15, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
This snake was killed in an Uncompleted Building beside my house.

I was checking something in my backyard when I saw this long creature trying to swallow an egg in the building.

I quickly grabbed a stick and killed the Snake.

Please what's the species of the Snake and is it venomous?
. If you want to kill snake you can contact a nairalander.
Literature / Re: Magic Doctor: CEO Lady's Humble Husband [A Story] by Olisavarieties: 12:30pm On Apr 12, 2021
Please I need the full story, email okaforrose083@gmail.com.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi, Barcelona Players Arrive In Madrid For El Clasico (Photos, Video) by Olisavarieties: 10:58pm On Apr 10, 2021
blinking001:
If Barca loses tonight. I'll deactivate my Nairaland Account. FCB you guys can do this.
oya deactivate it sharp sharp, mumu�
Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce To Buy First Lucid Electric Car (Photos) by Olisavarieties: 10:49pm On Apr 10, 2021
HeWrites:
Senator Ben Murray-Bruce says he has put some deposit on a yet-to-be manufactured Lucid electric car, Igbere TV reports.

The former Bayelsa East lawmaker who uploaded pictures of the car to Twitter on Saturday said it could go more miles per charge than an electric car manufactured by Tesla.

He wrote:

https://twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/1380845418096001029?s=20

Murray-Bruce has been an advocate of “green cars” which would see off the era of combustion engine cars.
Las Las people go still buy fuel on generator and charge the car for naija.

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Health / Re: Indian Manufacturers Rename Tramadol To Evade Detection By Nigerian Customs—repo by Olisavarieties: 1:36pm On Jan 29, 2021
Stonerobaba:
Do i blame them? If there are necessary checks in place we wont be talking about this,#Badgovernance.
those drugs might be covid19 virus. They want to bring it in Africa to kill the youghts
Celebrities / Re: Venita Akpofure: I Lost A Deal After Turning Down Sexual Advances by Olisavarieties: 1:50pm On Jan 27, 2021
Abdulazeez99:
Big Brother Naija star Venita Akpofure has told the story of how she lost a deal after turning down sexual advances from the company’s media head, Igbere TV reports.

The 34-year-old revealed this in a series of tweets on Tuesday.

She said it was a real estate company and she was excited because it was heavily discounted.



https://twitter.com/VenitaAkpofure/status/1354035892281815041?s=20

Another tweet read,

https://twitter.com/VenitaAkpofure/status/1354037114841792513?s=20

She said she was apologised to but never saw her contract again.



https://twitter.com/VenitaAkpofure/status/1354039188551774210?s=20

Venita further admonish girls and women who feel cheated not to give up because man can’t steal their destiny.



https://twitter.com/VenitaAkpofure/status/1354045645036912640?s=20

Venita is an actress and stars in Africa Magic’s Unmarried.

She graduated from Kingston Hertfordshire University in United Kingdom with a degree in Accounting.
Tell us the name of the company and cut the long story short.
Literature / Re: CI by Olisavarieties: 5:37pm On Jan 12, 2021
[How come he is commenting on tentg episode?
quote author=mrmannothot post=79749053]ok thank you, abi na only you wan read am before?[/quote]
Romance / Re: She Just Can't Stop Calling by Olisavarieties: 1:00am On Dec 23, 2020
Midadeola:
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people will just post rubbish these days.
Politics / Re: Atiku Begins Campaign For 2023 by Olisavarieties: 2:03pm On Dec 18, 2020
Las Las na rubbish you yarn.
iamvictorbassey:
Baba be calming down.


Calm down and drink water




You don't do nothing, you don't advocate for anything, you're scared of talking so they don't grab you by the balls. All you do is come out and campaign every 4 years.


If the youths have sense, that's if o. If they do, Buhari will be the last politician to earn sympathy votes. Every politician must earn that sit by virtue of performance and a meaningful feasible manifesto.
Celebrities / Re: Rory Van: 'Strongest Girl In The World', Aged 7, Who Lifts 80kg Olympic Weight by Olisavarieties: 1:34pm On Dec 18, 2020
[Shey them dey whine me night, this tiny thin.quote author=Macsjebs post=96904030]Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9034301/Strongest-girl-world-seven-deadlift-80kg.html

Her Instagram page: https://www.instagram.com/roryvanulft/?hl=en
[/quote]
Politics / Re: Photos Of Kidnapped Kankara Students After Their Release by Olisavarieties: 12:36am On Dec 18, 2020
jazon:
Amen o!

It happened on his birthday, in his own state. Is it coincidence or planned work?
tomorrow na they will say they paid billions for the reley of the kids.
Politics / Re: Buhari At 78: If Only We Knew This President - Femi Adesina by Olisavarieties: 9:22am On Dec 17, 2020
Who is 78?
presidency:
Ask for a President beleaguered from all sides, and I’ll show you Muhammadu Buhari, the ramrod straight man from Daura, in Katsina State, who turns 78 today.

In the build up to the 2015 presidential election, we used to say everything had been thrown at him as projectiles, except the kitchen sink. Permit me to update that expression. Today, everything possible has been thrown at President Buhari, including the kitchen sink. Anything. Everything. Fake news. Hate speech. Lies. False propaganda. Evil thoughts. Malediction. Odium. Opprobrium. Ogbunigwe. Ogulutu.Surface to air missiles. All offensive weapons. But the man trudges on. Calmly, sedately, peacefully.

If only more Nigerians knew this President. If only they knew the essential Buhari, the quintessential patriot and gentleman, they would behave differently, handle him with more care, and show him more kindness. Yes, everyone needs kindness, even Presidents.

Remember that song by Mary Mc Kee and The Genesis?
You’ve got to try a little kindness
Yes, show a little kindness
Just shine your light for everyone to see
And if you try a little kindness
Then you’ll overlook the blindness
Of narrow-minded people, on narrow-minded streets.

Too many people have chosen to believe the wrong things about President Buhari, and have ossified their minds against the truth. But then, those of us who have had the privilege to work with him, studied and known him at close quarters, have a duty to tell what we have seen. And what better day to do it, than on his birthday.

Oh, he eats from the President. What else would he say than to sing his praises. True? False. If need be, I will serve this President for free. I consider it a great privilege to serve a man I admire. Even gratis.

Somebody commented that a blitzkrieg has been launched against Buhari and the government he leads, from all quarters. Some elements in the media, human rights groups, so-called activists, NGOs, Boko Haram, ISWAP, all at once. But is Buhari the loser? Not at all. It’s the country that ultimately loses, just as Eric Donaldson sang in ‘Little Did You Know:’
You think that you are hurting me
But little did you know you are only hurting yourself
Little did you know you are only hurting yourself.

In about two years and five months, with God being merciful as He always is, President Buhari will land safely, and retire to Daura for a well-deserved retirement at 80. And if those engineering distraction against his government continue, it is the country that would have lost. A great deal.

What are the things some people hurl against the President, which shows that they don’t know him at all?

He’s a religious bigot. Really? I’ve not seen a scintilla of evidence in the past five years. Every Christmas and Easter holiday, he calls those of us who are Christians, working with him, and asks us to stay off work, and enjoy the season with our families. That’s not the way of bigots, who would never acknowledge any religion, except their own.

As a military commander, history has it that Buhari would always give soldiers working under him time to go for worship on Sunday mornings, just as he did to the Muslims on Fridays. Yet, bigot, bigot, some people continue to shout.

He’s a Fulani, he rears cows, and all Fulani herdsmen are criminals, that’s why he tolerates them. Really? Some people even say all Fulani are herdsmen, whether they see them with cattle or not. Truth is; every ethnic stock has its deviants, its criminal elements. You can’t just demonize all Fulani, simply because you want to excoriate the President. Did he choose to be born Fulani? Did I choose to be born Yoruba, and did the Ishan, Idoma or Ijaw man choose the ethnic stock he wanted to be born into? It’s a biological accident. You have nothing to do with it. A man then doesn’t go repudiating where he comes from, simply because some people have decided to tar his people with the brush of infamy.

He’s nepotistic. A common refrain, but non-scientific. About three years ago, we did a scientific exercise. We chronicled all the appointments made by the President since 2015, and allocated them to states and regions. The result showed that the Southwest had the largest share. Followed by Imo and Kano states. Then Edo and Katsina. And on and on. But the naysayers ignored facts and figures, and stuck to their false narratives. Nepotism.

One day, the President had given me an appointment to announce in the early days of the administration. By then, some people had started talking of northernisation agenda. So I said, “Mr President, this is the murmur we hear. Why don’t you consider giving this position to another part of the country?”

He looked at me calmly, smiled, and said: “If a search has been conducted for a position, and someone has been thrown up as the best candidate. And I then bypass him because of where he comes from, or because of his religion, haven’t I been unfair to that person?”

Food for thought, indeed.

This is Jubril from Sudan and not Muhammadu Buhari, who had died during the medical vacation in 2017, some people say. You have a clone in Aso Villa, not Buhari. Idiocy, sadly believed by even some intellectuals.

Let me tell you a story. On the day the President finally returned to the country in August 2017, after months of absence, the Chief of Defence Staff, Gen Abayomi Olonisakin, was giving out his daughter in marriage. I had attended the church service, decked unusually in complete Agbada, with cap to match. From the wedding, I went straight to the airport to join the reception party.

We formed a welcome line, as we usually do. And as the President shook each person, he had one wisecrack or the other to say. When he got to me, he took my hand and said: “Adesina, this is the best I’ve seen you dressed.” We both laughed heartily, and the television cameras captured it. I remember that many people asked me later what had tickled me and the President, that we laughed so uproariously.

Jubril from Sudan? Would he know my name as Adesina? Would he know I rarely wear Agbada? How ridiculous can some people be?

Another story. The journalist Lindsay Barret had been a long time friend of the President. One day, he sent me to give his greetings. When I did, the President said: “Lindsay Barret. I remember meeting him at the war front in 1968. He was covering the war. There was a day he was almost killed in an ambush, and he then described himself as a ‘devout coward,’ who was lucky to be alive.”

Jubril of Sudan? And he remembers Barret, whom he met at the warfront in 1968? Tell it to the marines.

Ask me for a loyal man, who never forgets a good turn, and I’ll show you Muhammadu Buhari. Among the last class of Ambassadors, he had personally picked Justice George Oguntade, who was sent to United Kingdom, and Justice Sylvester Nsofor, who he deployed to America. The latter died only last week, aged 85.

How did the two men gain the favour, loyalty and respect of the President? In his many legal battles after disputed election results in 2003, and 2007, they had given dissenting judgements at both the Court of Appeal and Supreme Court, nullifying the election results, saying Candidate Buhari had been cheated. The man never forgot, and sought them out in due time. The same also happened to some of us working with him today.

A kind man. I have lots of stories to tell, but let me restrict myself to a few. In December 2015, I had lost my elder sister, a Professor of Dramatic Arts, in an auto crash. While I was crying like a wailing wailer, who was on the phone, consoling and condoling with me? Muhammadu Buhari.

And before he became President, when my mother passed on in 2013, and we had a commendation service for her in Lagos, who flew in all the way from Kaduna to attend? Muhammadu Buhari. He sat through the Christian service. Yet, they say he’s a bigot. I hear. Bigot from Sudan.

And in January 2017, I was to receive the traditional title of Nwanne di Namba of Mmaku Kingdom, in Enugu State. Courtesy demanded I tell the President. This man, who prides himself as ‘very stingy’ gave me a handsome amount of money to ferry my friends and family to the ceremony. How much? I won’t tell you, lest you ask for a belated share.

And in May 2018, I was billed for China for a 12 days course for senior government officials from Africa. He said when the journey was two days away, I should come to see him. I did. You know what he said? “Adesina, I know that you don’t have money. But you are too shy to ask.” We both laughed, and he gave me an envelope which contained foreign currency. How much? You think I’ll tell you? For where?

This President is a patriot. He loves this country dearly. A man of personal discipline. Single minded about the infrastructural development of the country. And he’s succeeding at it. I have loads of stories to tell to justify each virtue. But time and space won’t permit.

However, let me tell this final one, as told to me by a retired Colonel of the Nigerian Army.

He said he was a Major at the Second Mechanized Division, Ibadan, when the then Major General was posted there in early 1983, as General Officer Commanding.

There was a cocktail reception, billed for 8 pm. Fifteen minutes to the time, the new GOC walked briskly in. Only a sprinkle of officers had arrived. He moved round the venue, surveying the place, and at the dot of 8 pm, with the hall still scanty, he went to the gate, and directed the sergeant-major on duty to lock the inner one firmly, admitting nobody.
Nobody.
Yes sir!
The GOC went back inside, held the cocktail with the few officers available. Event over, he went back to the gate, to see the battery of latecomer officers huddled there. He surveyed them, and then instructed:
All of you, see me in the office tomorrow by 8 am.
Yes sir!
The GOC walked briskly away. And you know what? As early as 6 am next day, most of the officers had reported in his office. Once bitten, twice shy.

At 78, the President still scrupulously respects time. Do they make them like this anymore? Doubtful.

Yet, many people are plotting, and engineering all sorts of artifices, to ensure Buhari does not succeed. Who loses? The country!

There is this classic Yoruba film, Saworoide, which I watched years back. Adebayo Faleti, who wrote and starred in the film, looked at the stratagems and underhand dealings of man. And he sang, rather philosophically: Koi ye won, yio ye won lola.

Translated freely, it means: They don’t understand today. They’ll understand tomorrow.

It’s better for a lot more cynical Nigerians to understand this President today, rather than tomorrow, for the good of the country. That would be the best birthday gift they can give him.

*Adesina is Special Adviser to President Buhari on Media and Publicity
Programming / Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Olisavarieties: 7:37pm On Dec 11, 2020
oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

i don't have a girlfriend.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Your Best Caption For Juventus Vs. Barcelona Match? by Olisavarieties: 3:17pm On Dec 09, 2020
Naijaarchive:
No be who hustle pass dey succeed, there is more to success.

Really someone played, dribbled and hustle for goals bt no goals and the other got the goals on the platter of gold grin
Politics / Re: Sunday Dare Denies Asking For N81m To Cut Grass In Abuja Stadium by Olisavarieties: 12:13pm On Nov 30, 2020
[This people are tempting me ooo. They now want me to turn to goat.quote author=envoymedia post=96569462]Earlier Thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6286768/sunday-dare-need-n81-million

Minister of Youths And Sports Denies Asking For N81m To Cut Grass In Abuja Stadium

Sunday Dare, Nigeria's Minister of Youths and Sports, has denied reports he asked for N81 million to be used to cut grass and weed in Abuja stadium, IgbereTV reports.

Reports were rife online on sunday November 29, that while speaking during the one-day seminar organized by the Sports Writers Association of Nigeria (SWAN) FCT chapter, Sunday Dare disclosed that the ministry under his supervision, approached the Abuja Environmental Protection Board (AEPB) for assessment of the stadium, which was built in 2003 with N53 billion on a 29 hectares (72 acres) of land.

“We approached AEPB to come see what can be done to clear the grass and weed in the stadium and they told us it will cost us N81m. If we tell Nigerians we used N81m which is not even available, there will be an outcry. The funds are not really there for us and that is why we are partnering with private investors to bring back the key components of our infrastructures,” he was quoted as saying

Some media houses interpreted it as him saying the Ministry needed N81 million to cut the grass and weed in the stadium.

Reacting via his Twitter handle, The Minister wrote:


https://twitter.com/SundayDareSD/status/1333007992128729088?s=19


https://twitter.com/SundayDareSD/status/1333019691187662850?s=19

https://igberetvnews.com/1373498/minister-youths-sports-denies-asking-n81m-cut-grass-abuja-stadium/[/quote]
Romance / Re: Lady Recounts Her Experience As A Side Chick by Olisavarieties: 12:10pm On Nov 30, 2020
[Is because you are only good in sucking dick.
quote author=ashewoboy post=96581980]how many of you ladies are side chicks?


click like if you are.[/quote]
Food / Re: What A Lady Ordered In A Nigerian Restaurant, And What They Served Her (pic) by Olisavarieties: 4:44pm On Nov 13, 2020
[Oya show us the main spaghetti bla.. naquote author=Octopusssy post=95961846]Have you ever ordered a meal for the sake of its name, and not because you actually know what it is? Perhaps, yes, perhaps no. This Nigerian lady obviously knows what Spaghetti Bolognese is and ordered it in a Nigerian restaurant.

What they served her, however, beats the imagination...

She took to Twitter to call out the restaurant for serving her the 'Nigerian version' of Spaghetti Bolognese, an Italian dish.



https://twitter.com/Ennie__/status/1325748631803211776[/quote]
Celebrities / Re: Dr Sid Celebrates Not Smoking For 2 Years by Olisavarieties: 4:17pm On Nov 07, 2020
And that is why he hasn't released a good track since then chain. Smoke weed bro
Literature / Re: What's Your Reading Speed? by Olisavarieties: 3:52pm On Oct 28, 2020
Is not all about being fast but also better and clearer understanding.

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