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HealthRe: My Phobia Story by Oloniyan(m): 4:47pm On Jun 30, 2016
Barney11:
mine is terrible,people even think that I might be possessed,I am Igbo by tribe and I can't stand loud sound ,Igbo burial place and christmass period is a nightmare for me,I am phonophobia!mine is worst cos I have tried all solution but can't get through it but I am thinking of ordering for earplug for shooting from online shop,hoping it will help me. my fingers aches during those period and I am a married adult and it is really affecting my social life .if you have any help I will be glad.
Google Asperger's syndrome. It might help
PoliticsRe: Yomi Faparusi "Fapas" For US Congress by Oloniyan(m): 8:16pm On Jun 29, 2016
gulfer:
I have a N1500 Yellow recharge card for whomsoever can tell me which part of Nigeria he is from. Offer available for the next 24hrs.
He is from south west of Nigeria. Ido ekiti to be precise
RomanceRe: Am Still In Love With Ahmed Musa- Cossy Orjiakor by Oloniyan(m): 1:57am On Jun 24, 2016
olatunjithomas:
jeeeeeeeeesuuuuu!!!!! but don't forget Ahmed Musa is an Hausa guy ooo,he had squeezed cows' b***bs like anything.if he gets hold of yours,your life will never remain the same.
Bahd man grin she should also not forget Burantashi is from North o
CelebritiesRe: Top Nigerian Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Related (photos) by Oloniyan(m): 1:55am On Jun 24, 2016
Small World we living in.


That reminds me. Never get intimidated by the success of someone, rather strive to stamp down your own story.
PoliticsRe: Lere Olayinka Lambasts Falana Over Fayose's Frozen account by Oloniyan(m): 5:34pm On Jun 23, 2016
thaoriginator:
[size=15pt]From the Republic of Mad Dogs of Ekiti[/size]
Elerirun! Bridle your tongue bin.go
Nairaland GeneralPrayer Of A Mathematician by Oloniyan(op): 5:43pm On Jun 03, 2016
Here is a Mathematician's prayer to ease you into a splendid weekend. grin

THE PRAYER OF A MATHEMATICIAN

Oh God of pythagoras DECIMATE the enemies planning to ELIMINATE my DIAGONALS. Bring them down like the PARABOLA and make their journey a SINE GRAPH. DIVIDE their joy, SUBTRACT their peace, FRACTIONALIZE their life and SUBSTITUTE their blessings with curses.

May their ALGORITHM end in LOGARITHM and let their grace be APPROXIMATED from INFINITY to UNIT(one). Bless me ARITHMETICALLY and promote me GEOMETRICALLY, change my DIAMETER to PERIMETER and convert it from CENTIMETER to KILOMETER

INTEGRATE me into your plan oh lord and make your grace DIFFERENTIATE me in this SPHERICAL VENN DIAGRAM(earth) .
MULTIPLY my potentials and make it EXPONENTIAL, make my breakthrough a FACTORIAL and my break forth a POLYNOMIAL out of MONONOMIAL

May i die NOT as an EMPTY SET but as God's INTERSECT of a UNION and a COMPLEMENT. Turn my LOWEST COMMON MULTIPLE(LCM) to the HIGHEST COMMON FACTOR(HCF)- PLUS Jesus MINUS Satan-AMEN(QED)

Lalasticlala, MYNDD44 and seun oya say amen
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by Oloniyan(m): 12:38pm On Jun 03, 2016
In as much as I support one entity, I wouldn't support forceful marriage of grunted people. Let's all regional leaders come to table and put heads together. But why is Confab report not implementedhuh
Whyhuh
LiteratureRe: In A Christian College (a Short Story) by Oloniyan(op): 7:03pm On May 25, 2016
PART TWO

Two months has gone by after the death of the Registrar and the two lecturers, nothing was heard about the investigations being carried out by the security agencies concerning the mystery behind their murders. Students and staff went on with their daily activities as usual. The rumours and panic soon died down like smoke.

It was Thursday evening and time for student fellowship, students were trooping in to the hall like never before because since the inception of Pastor Oluwatosin as the Acting Registrar, attendance has been mandatory for all student. Failure to come would attract two weeks in the school rehabilitation centre for first offender and suspension for subsequent offences.

Comot for road aboki, let me in before this shege comes in jare.’ Hammed was shouting on Peter who was walking lackadaisically into the hall.

Me can’t kill myself joor, don’t know what came over Franco these days that he refused to be covering for us as usual.’ Peter remarked.

‘Na initial gragra jare, he go soon tire.’ It was Seun who said that.
They all settled down as praise and worship was done followed by prayers.

Our topic for today is ‘NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED.’ The whole congregations chorused after Francis ‘NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED.’
‘Let somebody open into the book of Isaiah Chapter Fourteen verse five.

The Lord hath broken the staff of the wicked, and the sceptre of the rulers.’ Someone from the Congregation read it aloud.

Francis continue ‘The Lord hath broken the staff of the wicked; as you all know that the staff is the symbol of power of a shepherd over his flock, whenever it is broken the flocks would go astray. So shall all the oppressed be set free in Jesus name! Fear them not because the lord has proclaimed no peace unto them unless they change their ways. He has promised you in the book of Malachi chapter four verse Three that ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet............’ There was a hush at the entrance of the Chapel as some Mobile policemen were seen entering with the Acting Registrar in Cuffs.

Francis made a sudden dash for the door behind the pulpit but was cut short by the emergence of a policeman from the door. Pandemonium broke out of the congregation as several arrests were made.

About fifteen students were arrested into the three hilux van parked outside chapel. Pastor Oluwatosin could not hide his shame as he was led outside with handcuffed with Francis.

You are under arrest for the conspiracy and murder of Professor Kuye and your colleagues and also for belonging to the dreadful Arrow and skull cult group. You are advice to remain silent as anything you say may be used against you in the court of law and you are equally advice to contact your attorneys.’ One of Police informed them.

‘Heeeeeee!!!’ unbelievable.’

Ko possible.’

It’s not true.’

Such are the remarks of the whole University populace.

Then on the Hilux van, Francis mind drifted back to the past.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Bans Herdsmen: What If The North Retaliates? by Oloniyan(m): 8:53pm On May 23, 2016
On What cheap drug are you on?
PoliticsRe: Suspected Herdsmen Invade Ekiti Community, Kill Two Injure Several by Oloniyan(m): 3:53pm On May 21, 2016
Agbaletu:
Ekiti Kete, in mo mo sun gbagbe. In han ara bi ti de o.
Erinle ekiti a ran ha lowo o. We need to show them the stubbornness in us.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Harmless Everyday Things In Our Homes That Could Actually Kill Us. by Oloniyan(m): 6:24am On May 21, 2016
First time commenting on your thread. Sile12 abi sorry explorers
PoliticsRe: 3 Soldiers Feared Dead, Militants Bomb NNPC Gas Pipeline by Oloniyan(m): 6:19am On May 21, 2016
When is PMB going to take these people serious and look critically at their agitations?
SportsRe: Boxing Star Manny Pacquiao Win Senatorial Seat In Philippines. by Oloniyan(m): 6:17am On May 21, 2016
Goodluck to him.
LiteratureRe: In A Christian College (a Short Story) by Oloniyan(op): 1:28pm On May 13, 2016
toykathy:
Quietly observing...... Thz for d mention
Are u marioking?
Thou has said it grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: In A Christian College (a Short Story) by Oloniyan(op): 7:23pm On May 12, 2016
D9ty7 you know that marioking still writes though? Jaymomma i've missed you Jennydoris come and see something o. toykathy, handie onemansquad faltaveli
LiteratureRe: In A Christian College (a Short Story) by Oloniyan(op): 7:03pm On May 12, 2016
[center]PART ONE[/center]
Francis had to gulp down the viju-milk on his hand as he must still oversee the fellowship programme by 5pm today at the day was Thursday and customarily their fellowship day in campus. He was very famished. He has been attending lectures upon lecture this particular day; it was as if the lecturers had chosen the day as their confluence day in his class. He checked again on time to see that it ten minutes to five; he immediately left his room to the chapel.

Francis is a tall, well built and handsome guy, thanks to his indulgence in physical exercise and series of weight lifting, he is very muscular guy that can almost be liken to Sylvester stallion. Everybody in the fellowship and his department revere him because he hardly picks up any trouble with anyone; the expansive way and method with which he explain each verse of bible is as if he wrote it himself, his elegance and comprehensive way he answered their questions is second to none. He had to turn down the position of their fellowship president because he is always busy as he said.

Franco! Franco!! Franco!!! Rent the air as he entered the chapel. He smile and managed to hug some while he shake some. A beam of smile crossed his face as he made his way to the pulpit for the business of the day.
Among the congregation sat Pastor Oluwatosin. He also smile back at Francis and a thought flashes in his mind that only if the congregation could know better then they would reason better.
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‘Double six’ Peter thundered triumphantly as the dice finally landed after rolling frantically all about the corner of their room.
Segun, Chris and Hammed hissed in turn knowing that Peter has won the bet for the fifth consecutive time.
‘You guys better accept for your master today cos e be like say Apostle Peter get correct jazz today o.’ Seun said as he giggled from the corner of their room with a jumbo size Indian hemp oozing out deep smoke from its red hot tip on his hand.
‘Dan buroba.’ Hammed snorted at him while Segun and Chris echo ‘amugbo oshi’ at the same time.
‘Never mind them Seun, i promise you one rizler of smoke tomorrow jhoor.’ Peter tells him as he counts the money he won from their series of bet this night, it was seven thousand Naira altogether.
‘You guys should know better that i don’t like these kind things you are doing in this room.’ Francis spat angrily at his roommates as he enters into the room.

The thick stench of Indian hemp and cigarette is still very much in the air, it would take the grace of God and aid of Aerosol Inhaler for an Asthmatic patient to survive in that room. He gently picks up the half drunk bottle of whiskey from his bed and spontaneously handed it over to Hammed who in turn smiled and jokingly collected it from him saying ‘I be the drunk for the room abi? Babu wahala manna.’

‘Who else drinks like mosquito drinks blood in this room if not you o?’ Seun asked him jokingly.

‘Abi naw, at least i minimise mine in fluids and stay away from smokes o.’ Hammed replied him back.

Even Francis himself could not help but laugh at their show of highness in their various degrees.
Only Peter was silent throughout as he look up at the wall clock in their room to see that it was quarter to 2am. He wonders what could always be keeping Francis late each Thursday after fellowship which normally ends by 8pm each day.

‘I don’t think i will be covering for you guys anymore at the chapel because people are raising eyebrows while you guys were always absent and get away with it at the end of each semester o’ Francis informed them as he covered himself with his blanket from head to toe and heaved a sigh of relieve to himself.

People will be happy as from daybreak today in this campus.’ He thought within himself and gave a wicked wryly smile as he retired into deep slumber.
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It was after eight in the evening, Vivian look into the mirror as she gives finishing touches to the heavy makeup she was wearing for today’s outing. Chief Maxwell and his cliques are waiting at the bus-stop just adjacent the University East gate for them; Mariam, Tolulope and she cannot afford to miss today’s flexing and moreover Chief still owed them for their last outing.

Such is their quest and for flexing and exuberances that they used to give their services in I Owe You mode of transaction.

‘That security man said we have 10 minutes more so we have to hurry up.’ Tolulope reminded them as they hurriedly pick up their handbags and starts heading for the main door of their hostel.

‘Mtcheew!!!’ Kiki hissed angrily at them. ‘i don’t know what they derives from those silly-haggard and good-for-nothing old men.’ She concluded.

‘At least we are better off going out with them than being a lesbian.’ Mariam snapped at her.

‘Don’t mind them sweetheart, come to me and let’s have the room to ourselves jare.’ Grace beckoned to her half naked and she slammed the door behind them as they continue handling, moaning and cuddling.

Aanuoluwa just sat at her bed disgusted at their Sodom acts as she always call it. She was just back from fellowship to pick up some things for the night class but she need to take some snacks and tea drink before she go. When she couldn’t take it anymore she packed some books, her bible and a hood into her handbag before bolting out of the room in rage.

All of them are in four hundred levels in the institution. Fate has one way or the other brought them together right from their first year in the school. They’ve always been roommates from inception. Even though they all have their vices, they still find a way to be at peace with each other in the room.
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[center]THE FOLLOWING MORNING[/center]

The whole campus was woken up to a shock news that the Registrar of the University, Professor Kuye and two lecturers were gruesomely murdered in their cold blood with a female student in a hotel which is just 2 km from the University last night by some suspected cultist. The police said they are currently on the trail of the cultists.

‘Good riddance to bad rubbishes.’ A student remarked.

‘But why would they kill them?’

‘Those men were truly mean to us students but i don’t see any reason to justify their deaths’

‘Come to think of it, they said suspected cultist kill them. Could there by any chance be a cultist in this University?’

‘I wouldn’t know naw, maybe you can carry out the investigation yourself.’

‘Maybe they were hired.’

‘I heard the lady that died is that Mariam in Mass communication departments.’

‘Eeeww!!! That pretty and brilliant girl! Na wa o.’

‘You forgot to add Olosho too.’

‘And that Registrar was a Godly man o, but what was he doing with a female student in a hotel at that odd hour?’

‘At least those two lecturers were well known womaniser and fraudster. I just pity their kids’

Such were the discussions and gossips going on among the students that morning. Even the University Board had to call for emergency board meeting concerning the matter. They later resolved to help the law enforcement agencies in carrying out their investigations. Pastor Oluwatosin was elevated to the post of Acting Registrar pending the time for proper filling of the post.
LiteratureIn A Christian College (a Short Story) by Oloniyan(op): 2:19pm On May 12, 2016
All Right Reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced in any form without the prior written approval of the writer.
© Mario Olatuyi 2016
In a Christian College is a work of fiction, any resemblance to names or places are just coincidental.
PoliticsRe: Prince Ademola Adeniji-Adele Burial In Pictures by Oloniyan(m): 11:33am On May 12, 2016
mamawin:
you must be an old man yourself, boy? @60?
When he said BOY, he knows what he was saying naw grin grin grin
PoliticsMemo To My President, The Thief Catcher... by Oloniyan(op): 8:19am On May 10, 2016
A topmost Newspaper Editor-sitting on a befitting chair in the office of a National Newspaper in Lagos, Mr. Samuel Ajayi wrote this breakfast-open Memo to our dear President, Muhamadu Buhari.
Please read, peruse, critique and make your view(s) known.


MEMO TO MY PRESIDENT, THE THIEF CATCHER...
My dear Mr. President,
Rankadede sir.
There is always this sense of excitement from your supporters whenever they hear that someone (always from the opposition) has been invited by EFCC.
They go overdrive whenever figures are mentioned.
Let me make it clear: I am 100% in support of you if you go after those who were awarded contracts and collected money without working. I will be your anti-corruption ambassador of you go after service chiefs who diverted money meant for their services. I support you if you go after banks who aided money Laundering. I am your man if you go after those itchy fingers at FIRS. Or those who collected defence contacts and subsidy claims and ran away. BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE MY GUY WITH THIS YOUR PROBING OF CAMPAIGN FUNDS. You know why? You are more GUILTIER than those you are pursuing!
It is not only immoral, but against law of natural fairness for you who publicly announced that you borrowed money to buy your nomination form, but ran a campaign of hundred of billions of naira.
Where did your money come from? Let tell you certain things which you know about or pretending not to know.
* When Akin Ambode resumed as governor of Lagos State, the total money he reportedly met in ALL Lagos State bank accounts was a paltry N850m! It was the lowest in recent memory. Not that alone.
Capital budget for the fiscal year had been executed up to 85%! Yet, that was just FIVE months to the year. We only saw capital spending without capital projects.
If they present these facts before you, you cannot deny you don't know where these monies went to.

*Rivers State has been complaining over almost N100b missing few months to the end of one of your minister's tenure as governor. Invite Wike over and you will hear ween!

* Each state being ruled by your party was taxed to contribute to your campaign.
Depending on the strength of their treasuries. But they tried to outdo themselves. Sir, can you swear by Allah that you don't know why many states could not pay salaries today? Ask your campaign treasurer! And also banks they took overdrafts from!

* One of your ministers today, who is seen as agents of change, actually took N1b bank loan to prosecute a second Term election he lost in 2014. If you are keen at probing campaign funds, sit him down and ask how he intends to pay back.
As I write this, the loan is still pending!

* There are couple of banks and oil service companies who contributed to your campaign funding too. Your EFCC has pretended as if it is not aware.
Politicians know themselves. They know how they fund campaigns. It is public funds. Contracts are inflated or outrightly not carried out. Funds are diverted. Banks play their own role. Contractors key in. On the eve of election, banks overwork themselves.
From minister/commissioner down to special assistants, cash is provided for them to go and prosecute elections in their areas. These runs into billions. Is that acceptable? NO! BUT THAT WAS HOW YOUR OWN ELECTION WAS PROSECUTED TOO.
I learnt you turned the blind eye when all these were going on. You jettisoned your long held personal principle not to have anything to do with thieves. After winning election and assuming office, you wanted to pick that principle again and expect someone like me to hail you?
No sir!
Lailai!
Since you saw nothing wrong in people stealing to run your own campaign, you have no moral justification to go after those who equally stole to run their own campaigns too. Public funds are public funds, either in Abuja or Lagos!

Assurances of my highest regards! Say me well to the First Lady.

Good morning Lalasticlala. Tonyebarcanista modath what's your say?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oloniyan(m): 4:58pm On May 07, 2016
Had it been that Tunji knew that some women are SAVAGEs he wouldnt have put all his BILLz on Tiwa knowing that BANKys are not that joking with their hospitalities.
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CultureRe: Jas Oyekan, Adele-Olu Ilaro Dies After His 70th Birthday by Oloniyan(m): 2:44pm On Apr 27, 2016
The entire Ilaro 'Armed forces' i hail oo grin
HealthRe: 6 Ekiti Doctors Die In Accident (graphic pix) by Oloniyan(m): 12:41pm On Apr 25, 2016
fiziebaibie:
Rip to my doctors and lecturer ....DR Ogunseye and dr Adeniyi
you are from COHEST i guess? PHT alumni
PoliticsRe: Why Is Father Mbaka Silent In The Face Of These Harsh Economic Realities? by Oloniyan(m): 3:13pm On Apr 06, 2016
When the mouth eats the eyes closes
FamilyRe: How Are You Coping and Surviving As A Lone Child? by Oloniyan(op): 8:35pm On Mar 30, 2016
byvan03:
Even those with parents can't confide in them. The average Nigerian parent makes a very bad confidant, confide in yourself, by yourself and for yourself cheesy.
Hmmm thanks
FamilyRe: How Are You Coping and Surviving As A Lone Child? by Oloniyan(op): 8:34pm On Mar 30, 2016
Dyt:
Well
I grew up with a single mum of 5 kids
I happen to be the last and the only daughter
Surprisingly the only times I ever missed and thought about my dad was in secondary school when my friends talks about dad coming for visiting days
I told mum I wanna see my dad
She took me there and I asked him all sorts
Not blaming my mum for leaving
If you know what polygamy is, you won't stay

I am all grown now
Hoping to have a family of my own
No I don't wanna be a single parent nor my kids grow without seeing dad everyday
#dontjudgeme


But I will tell you
Some kids do well with or without a mother/father
Sure they do well with or without but there is no way it won't affect their mental reasoning.
For example, I don't know how to exhibit parental love even when I start my own family cos I never witnessed such and its kinda painful though.
FamilyRe: How Are You Coping and Surviving As A Lone Child? by Oloniyan(op): 8:30pm On Mar 30, 2016
austine4real:
It's been God almighty.


No be wetin u wan hear?
Yeah I know. But what of those times you feel like leaning on someone for strength?
FamilyRe: How Are You Coping and Surviving As A Lone Child? by Oloniyan(op): 3:01pm On Mar 30, 2016
tpiah01:
Your thread title does not match your thread content.
Me think LONE means "having no company". if you are in their shoe then you will understand better my brother
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Effect Of Reckless Driving by Oloniyan(m): 2:26pm On Mar 30, 2016
Na double wahala for dead be dis o
FamilyHow Are You Coping and Surviving As A Lone Child? by Oloniyan(op):
I don't know maybe this section is the best for this topic but i'm gonna put it here and the mods like lalasticlala will do justice to it wink
I used to wonder how kids be it orphan, abandoned or living with a single parent do cope.
Sometimes, there would be great need for someone to talk to or pour out your entire heart but there wont be anyone to lean on especially the orphans. Its so sad leaving all alone with no one to confide in. Just you alone with your thoughts and God if you have any.
These sets of people seems not to understand love and care. They just live to live embarassed.

Now my question is 'How are you coping and sustaining as an orphan or living with a single parent huh huh huh'

Your opinions count as it may save a soul and also help those in this situation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool: Europa League (1 - 1) On 17th March 2016 by Oloniyan(m): 6:03pm On Mar 17, 2016
Oya Koppites lets do this grin grin grin grin grin

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