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FamilyRe: 9 Things To Know If You Want To Marry Ekiti Guy by Oloniyan(op): 12:21pm On Jun 08, 2017
doctorgold:
A generalization gone too far.
True to some though.
Ironically, I am from ekiti state but I don't like pounded yam as such and even at that, if we have to eat pounded yam while growing, the males must pound it. *childhood lessons I learnt from dad*


Yes! We love reading but I think we lost out of the professor game years ago.

Cc swissheart
same thing apply to me about the pounded yam hype. I rarely eats it though I like it.


for real we've lost out on the professorship issue
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by Oloniyan(m): 7:58pm On Jun 04, 2017
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FamilyRe: 9 Things To Know If You Want To Marry Ekiti Guy by Oloniyan(op): 10:47pm On Jun 01, 2017
MissIndependent:
Number 2 is a lie undecided
guess you've fallen victim righthuh
FamilyRe: 9 Things To Know If You Want To Marry Ekiti Guy by Oloniyan(op): 8:57pm On May 31, 2017
Mhissgaga:
Am not..Am not married either but ve come across people from that state
wow!...._can you share me your little experience with them!huh
FamilyRe: 9 Things To Know If You Want To Marry Ekiti Guy by Oloniyan(op): 8:48pm On May 31, 2017
Mhissgaga:
I agree with Number four..but who has the strength to pound yam self
which shows you are either from ekiti or married to one
FamilyRe: 9 Things To Know If You Want To Marry Ekiti Guy by Oloniyan(op): 8:47pm On May 31, 2017
Jhuniyour:
somebody really needs a wife.
lol. .... I've gotten mine already... from Ekiti Efon
FamilyRe: 9 Things To Know If You Want To Marry Ekiti Guy by Oloniyan(op): 8:47pm On May 31, 2017
Jhuniyour:
somebody really needs a wife.
lol. .... I've gotten mine already... from Ekiti Efon
Family9 Things To Know If You Want To Marry Ekiti Guy by Oloniyan(op): 7:01pm On May 31, 2017
I don't know who wrote this though .

9 Things You Need To Know If You Want To Marry An *EKITI MAN.*

If you are presently in a relationship or planning to marry from Ekiti state, this is a must read for you. Marrying an Ekiti man could be seen as doing yourself a ‘big’ favour. Generally, Ekiti men are great to marry.

1. They Are Great Lovers
Ekiti men are wonderful lovers; they can love a woman to a fault. Trust me, an Ekiti man is an unbeatable lover boy.

2. They Are Naturally Faithful
Ekiti guys are naturally faithful. It seems they were born, fed, and trained to be faithful. So single ladies, you might “wanna” consider Ekiti “Bobo” as you will not need to have any problem with trusting him. He will not cheat on you.

3. They are unrepentantly stubborn
Exactly, you heard me right. I actually told you earlier that they have their good and bad sides.

4. You Will Pound Yam
If you are a lady with a stainless hand that can’t work (pound), please keep off. Ekiti people’s favourite food is pounded yam and they delight so much in it.

5. They Love Repeating Words.
An Ekiti man can repeat the same statement several times.

6. They Have Respect For Elders
You will never see Ekiti man disregard an elder. This makes them respect their in-laws very well. They don’t treat their in-laws anyhow.

7. They Don’t Divorce Their Spouses
Isn’t that a plus for them in this world where divorce is very cheap? No matter what, Ekiti men hold their marriage very dear to heart so you cannot see them threatening their wife for divorce or filing for divorce.

8. They Don’t Hide Their Feelings.
Ekiti man will never hide his feelings from you. They say it as it is and as they feel. He is never scared of you criticising or nailing him.

9. They Love Reading
Ekiti people are generally known for their academic prowess. They just love reading, remember in the record, they have the highest number of Professors.

So, what are you waiting for ladies?

You might want to consider the next Ekiti guy. #kikikikikikikiki laughing in ekiti.

credit.... https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=772260256283920&id=100004998576351


cc...lalasticlala....ishilove obinoscopy mynd44 seun
Music/RadioRe: Adekunle Gold Ft Moelogo – Only Girl (video) by Oloniyan(m): 2:17am On May 23, 2017
ok.

LiteratureRe: Tradition - A Story by Oloniyan(m): 4:36pm On May 20, 2017
wizsolzy:
U can call it Dickson if u like
Madman grin grin
EducationRe: Study In Canada by Oloniyan(m): 6:28pm On May 17, 2017
how to applyhuh?
LiteratureRe: Vampire's love by Oloniyan(m): 7:25pm On May 09, 2017
Wow!!!! I love Anything Vampirism...........I'm coming back on this
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LiteratureRe: Naive ( Novel) by Oloniyan(m): 3:57pm On May 09, 2017
Bibijay123.....the more i read the more angrier i get......i hate molestation of any kind.....


Nice story though but sad one so far
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Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Ways To Stop Taking Things Personally by Oloniyan(m): 9:57pm On Apr 28, 2017
OK.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reacts To A Tweet That Nigeria Needs Buhari by Oloniyan(m): 9:56pm On Apr 28, 2017
he need total hemispherectomy or wetin den dey cash am grin
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by Oloniyan(m): 3:44pm On Apr 25, 2017
I've always been your fan right from Marioking days to Oloniyan days grin
I believes so much in your abilities right from the very first day you proof read and corrected the first chapter of my first story on NL.
Nothing infuriates a writer more than Gibberish drooling out of some bins when they have little or nothing in their disposal to offer as an encouragement to their entertainer (writer).
Is the writer paid to write here? Hell NO!
Does he or she has another life outside NL? Capital Yes!
and some people will be complaining as if its their right?
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
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RomanceRe: 3 Exercises My Girlfriend Does Every Morning by Oloniyan(m): 3:23pm On Apr 18, 2017
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RomanceRe: Wish a Nairalander a Happy Easter by Oloniyan(m): 2:59pm On Apr 16, 2017
Happy Easter to my special BAE Jennydoris. May the death and resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ be signifies many great things in your life. Happy Easter dear
EducationRe: Nigeria's History At A Glance (photo) by Oloniyan(m): 9:33pm On Apr 10, 2017
respect to freemanDave. he first opened this thread before his death. fratermathy can attest to this.
LiteratureRe: Agony of Love (A story of true love at its' peak) by Oloniyan(m): 10:00am On Mar 15, 2017
I would have loved to continue this story of mine which I abandoned due to one e-fracas back then but I don't know if the mods will allow that.


cc lalasticlala Seun ishilove obinoscopy
Music/RadioRe: 9ice – Living Things (Video) by Oloniyan(m): 1:17pm On Mar 13, 2017
egbon should just forget music and face politics jare
PoliticsRe: Ekiti 2018: No Room For Zoning In APC – Bimbo Daramola Tells Oyegun by Oloniyan(m): 7:09pm On Feb 23, 2017
Uncle Bimbo is dreaming
Science/TechnologySolar Eclipse To Occur In Nigeria On Sunday, 26th Of February by Oloniyan(op): 4:04pm On Feb 23, 2017
The National Space Research and Development Agency has said that there would be a partial Solar eclipse across the country on Feb. 26.

The Head of Media and Corporate Communications, Dr Felix Ale, in a statement on Thursday said, “A partial solar eclipse will be visible all over the country with different degree of totality to occur on Sunday, February 26.”

According to Ale, the highest degree of obscurity of 33 percent will be observed in the country during the natural occurrence in the southern part of Nigeria, particularly Port Harcourt, Uyo and Calabar.

He said that the lowest degree of obscurity would be about nine percent in the northern part of Nigeria, particularly in Kebbi.

Ale noted that in the South-West, the level of obscurity would be 23 per cent at about 5.42 p.m. and 6.30 p.m.
He, however, said it would be recording 28 to 30 per cent between 4.45 p.m. and 6.33 p.m. in the South-East.
“Meanwhile, the level of obscurity in Abuja, the Federal Capital City (FCT) will be 20 per cent between 4.54 p.m. and 6.30 p.m.,” he said.

He stressed that the solar eclipse would be observed across the nation, thereby making each part of the country a great site for viewing the eclipse at different degree of obscurity.

According to him, the solar disc will be covered by the moon as seen from the earth and the eclipse will be visible as much as there is clear sky without rain or cloud.

He, however, said there was no cause for alarm or reason to panic as the solar eclipse was a natural occurrence and should be seen as part of the beauties of nature.
(NAN)
http://www.dailydispatchnewspaper.com/solar-eclipse-to-occur-on-sunday-nasrda/

CrimeRe: Man Caught With Human Head In Ekiti (Graphic Photo) by Oloniyan(m): 3:18am On Feb 17, 2017
victorazy:
Serious! shocked

...But why everything in Africa na kill! Kill! Why wouldn't u threating him by telling him u will report him to the police?
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I thought it was just an armed robbery thing then. cos I was robbed not long before that.
so I just kept quiet.
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Human Head In Ekiti (Graphic Photo) by Oloniyan(m): 2:57pm On Feb 16, 2017
I am not surprised sha.

this criminal once carried me with his bike and parked halfway inside a bush along Orin Ekiti road.. I flashed him some pins and told him point blank that I'm gonna kill him if he tired any stunt with me.... dude sped off after dropping me at my destination ni straight...... .
EducationIs Baby Boom A Blessing Or Curse For Nigeria Economy Now? by Oloniyan(op): 4:03pm On Feb 07, 2017
please I really need contributions to this topic. its a project given to a nairalander.
I would want you to analyze your answer with fact and figures. thanks

cc lalasticlala ishilove Seun.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lyrics Of Falz And Simi's New Song, 'chemistry', You'll Like It by Oloniyan(m): 6:37am On Jan 18, 2017
lonipeter....wow first time I'm seeing my secondary school old buddy on Nairaland.....guess you can still remember that troublesome SP of yours?
Forum GamesRe: Which Number Will Rightly Fix The Broken Bone? by Oloniyan(m): 4:16pm On Jan 17, 2017
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Nairaland GeneralA Lesson Learned by Oloniyan(op):
This morning on my way to work I saw a destitute crying and wandering about the street. I was on my way to meeting the toddler to see maybe I could be of help when unexpected happened.

A mentally unstable Woman was also passing by and she moves closer to the child, everybody was expecting the child to run away but he stays and to our surprise she bent down, pacified the kid and then handed over a TEN NAIRA note to him! and the child ignorantly ran off happily to a grocery store.

The phenomenon taught me that NO MATTER HOW POOR YOU MAY BE YOU WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO OFFER AND NO MATTER HOW RICH YOU ARE, YOU WILL NEED SOMETHING! Never let your incapability hinders you from rendering that little help. Make someone happy today.

cc. lalasticlala seun obinoscopy and ishilove take note.

NB: I was stunned beyond imagination and forgot to take pics

cc: lalasticlala Seun ishilove obinoscopy mynd44 let people learn from this. because anytime I remember this, I always marvel
Jokes EtcRe: 2017 Prophecies by Oloniyan(op): 9:31pm On Jan 04, 2017
ayobase:
Toooh!
At least, one can reason with these ones here.
Abi naw grin grin
Jokes Etc2017 Prophecies by Oloniyan(op): 9:22pm On Jan 04, 2017
So far all the prophets have made their prophecies this year, here are My Prophecies for 2017
1. Rain will fall.
2. Sun will shine.
3. Super Eagles will play at the World Cup qualifier this year.
4. Some people will die.
5. Haters will hate
6. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please
prepare.
7. Dangote will make more money.
8. Car manufacturers will release new cars
9. Your Bank, Mobile Service provider & Fraudsters will
collaborate to send you useless SMS!!
10. Many Rams would be slaughtered during the muslim
festival of Ileya
11. Many chickens would be slaughtered again in december.
12. Disco/Genco/ nepa will continue to bring bills for darkness
13. Wedding will take place every Saturday
14. Many Muslims will observe Jummat every Friday
15. Many Christians will worship on Sundays
16. Babies will be born everyday
17. Naming ceremonies will be held lavishly.
18. Dollars will rise more
19. Students will graduate from school
20. Samsung and iPhone will make new phone
s this year
21. Confederation cup will be played in Russia
22. One team will win UCL
23. MMM will unfrozen it's mavros
If any of this does not come to pass,
MAKE I BAFF NAKED FOR BATHROOM:|

copied. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1342682209136488&id=100001841661846

lalasticlala seun obinoscopy is hi love mynd4
FamilyRe: Help! My Friend Is Afraid Of Getting Married by Oloniyan(op): 7:52pm On Jan 04, 2017
abimbawealth:
Hi
acknowledge my pm

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