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doctorgold:same thing apply to me about the pounded yam hype. I rarely eats it though I like it. for real we've lost out on the professorship issue |
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MissIndependent:guess you've fallen victim right ![]() |
Mhissgaga:wow!...._can you share me your little experience with them! ![]() |
Mhissgaga:which shows you are either from ekiti or married to one |
Jhuniyour:lol. .... I've gotten mine already... from Ekiti Efon |
Jhuniyour:lol. .... I've gotten mine already... from Ekiti Efon |
I don't know who wrote this though . 9 Things You Need To Know If You Want To Marry An *EKITI MAN.* If you are presently in a relationship or planning to marry from Ekiti state, this is a must read for you. Marrying an Ekiti man could be seen as doing yourself a ‘big’ favour. Generally, Ekiti men are great to marry. 1. They Are Great Lovers Ekiti men are wonderful lovers; they can love a woman to a fault. Trust me, an Ekiti man is an unbeatable lover boy. 2. They Are Naturally Faithful Ekiti guys are naturally faithful. It seems they were born, fed, and trained to be faithful. So single ladies, you might “wanna” consider Ekiti “Bobo” as you will not need to have any problem with trusting him. He will not cheat on you. 3. They are unrepentantly stubborn Exactly, you heard me right. I actually told you earlier that they have their good and bad sides. 4. You Will Pound Yam If you are a lady with a stainless hand that can’t work (pound), please keep off. Ekiti people’s favourite food is pounded yam and they delight so much in it. 5. They Love Repeating Words. An Ekiti man can repeat the same statement several times. 6. They Have Respect For Elders You will never see Ekiti man disregard an elder. This makes them respect their in-laws very well. They don’t treat their in-laws anyhow. 7. They Don’t Divorce Their Spouses Isn’t that a plus for them in this world where divorce is very cheap? No matter what, Ekiti men hold their marriage very dear to heart so you cannot see them threatening their wife for divorce or filing for divorce. 8. They Don’t Hide Their Feelings. Ekiti man will never hide his feelings from you. They say it as it is and as they feel. He is never scared of you criticising or nailing him. 9. They Love Reading Ekiti people are generally known for their academic prowess. They just love reading, remember in the record, they have the highest number of Professors. So, what are you waiting for ladies? You might want to consider the next Ekiti guy. #kikikikikikikiki laughing in ekiti. credit.... https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=772260256283920&id=100004998576351 cc...lalasticlala....ishilove obinoscopy mynd44 seun |
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Wow!!!! I love Anything Vampirism...........I'm coming back on this |
Bibijay123.....the more i read the more angrier i get......i hate molestation of any kind..... Nice story though but sad one so far |
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he need total hemispherectomy or wetin den dey cash am ![]() |
I've always been your fan right from Marioking days to Oloniyan days ![]() I believes so much in your abilities right from the very first day you proof read and corrected the first chapter of my first story on NL. Nothing infuriates a writer more than Gibberish drooling out of some bins when they have little or nothing in their disposal to offer as an encouragement to their entertainer (writer). Is the writer paid to write here? Hell NO! Does he or she has another life outside NL? Capital Yes! and some people will be complaining as if its their right? ![]() |
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Happy Easter to my special BAE Jennydoris. May the death and resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ be signifies many great things in your life. Happy Easter dear |
respect to freemanDave. he first opened this thread before his death. fratermathy can attest to this. |
I would have loved to continue this story of mine which I abandoned due to one e-fracas back then but I don't know if the mods will allow that. cc lalasticlala Seun ishilove obinoscopy |
egbon should just forget music and face politics jare |
Uncle Bimbo is dreaming |
The National Space Research and Development Agency has said that there would be a partial Solar eclipse across the country on Feb. 26.http://www.dailydispatchnewspaper.com/solar-eclipse-to-occur-on-sunday-nasrda/
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victorazy:I thought it was just an armed robbery thing then. cos I was robbed not long before that. so I just kept quiet. |
I am not surprised sha. this criminal once carried me with his bike and parked halfway inside a bush along Orin Ekiti road.. I flashed him some pins and told him point blank that I'm gonna kill him if he tired any stunt with me.... dude sped off after dropping me at my destination ni straight...... . |
please I really need contributions to this topic. its a project given to a nairalander. I would want you to analyze your answer with fact and figures. thanks cc lalasticlala ishilove Seun. |
lonipeter....wow first time I'm seeing my secondary school old buddy on Nairaland.....guess you can still remember that troublesome SP of yours? |
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This morning on my way to work I saw a destitute crying and wandering about the street. I was on my way to meeting the toddler to see maybe I could be of help when unexpected happened. A mentally unstable Woman was also passing by and she moves closer to the child, everybody was expecting the child to run away but he stays and to our surprise she bent down, pacified the kid and then handed over a TEN NAIRA note to him! and the child ignorantly ran off happily to a grocery store. The phenomenon taught me that NO MATTER HOW POOR YOU MAY BE YOU WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO OFFER AND NO MATTER HOW RICH YOU ARE, YOU WILL NEED SOMETHING! Never let your incapability hinders you from rendering that little help. Make someone happy today. cc. lalasticlala seun obinoscopy and ishilove take note. NB: I was stunned beyond imagination and forgot to take pics cc: lalasticlala Seun ishilove obinoscopy mynd44 let people learn from this. because anytime I remember this, I always marvel |
So far all the prophets have made their prophecies this year, here are My Prophecies for 2017 1. Rain will fall. 2. Sun will shine. 3. Super Eagles will play at the World Cup qualifier this year. 4. Some people will die. 5. Haters will hate 6. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare. 7. Dangote will make more money. 8. Car manufacturers will release new cars 9. Your Bank, Mobile Service provider & Fraudsters will collaborate to send you useless SMS!! 10. Many Rams would be slaughtered during the muslim festival of Ileya 11. Many chickens would be slaughtered again in december. 12. Disco/Genco/ nepa will continue to bring bills for darkness 13. Wedding will take place every Saturday 14. Many Muslims will observe Jummat every Friday 15. Many Christians will worship on Sundays 16. Babies will be born everyday 17. Naming ceremonies will be held lavishly. 18. Dollars will rise more 19. Students will graduate from school 20. Samsung and iPhone will make new phone s this year 21. Confederation cup will be played in Russia 22. One team will win UCL 23. MMM will unfrozen it's mavros If any of this does not come to pass, MAKE I BAFF NAKED FOR BATHROOM:| copied. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1342682209136488&id=100001841661846 lalasticlala seun obinoscopy is hi love mynd4 |
abimbawealth:acknowledge my pm |
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