₦airaland Forum

Racoon:
Just imagine the kinds of petty politics these imbeciles in government are playing while lives are being lost senselessly across this nation.Always blaming anything and everyone except themselves.

They are suffering from "Dunning-Kruger Effect-a phenomenon in which an incompetent person is too incompetent to understand their own incompetence..." Yet always apportioning blame. Bunch of dumbasses idiots.

Thanks foe the effect theory. You have summarized Nigeria's problems. Do you remember when there was a complaint about elections ' data missing in the cloud, and a Senator proudly addressed the press conference and said "there was no rain during the elections? That day, I sat in my living room and said; Nigeria is finished. If a policy maker could not differentiate between sky cloud and Cloud storage, are we not finished?

openmine:
Klopp went to hug mane and he rejected it in the most humiliating way!
I get that he is angry because klopp benched him but lets be honest,mane has been really poor of recent and the front three today delivered!
To do that to klopp just shows how childish he is!
He needs to go tomorrow morning to klopp's office and tender an apology!
Totally disrespectful from a pro!

From that behavior he put out there, he nullified every iota of professionalism. You will see how the media would handle him like murderer and he would be left with no choice than to either leave or become useless. You are not the coach; when some players help the team, they feel they are indispensable. Stupid Mané.

openmine:
What the hell is wrong with mane??
Totally disrespectful from mane!
Be having like a kid!
Smh

My point is, I think Mane thinks he is a kind of a legend or superstar, he is very stupid. He can only do that to Klopp. Very stupid boy. I don't even know who he thinks he is.

If this is news, the OP should go register for Immigration office and be collecting data.

This is truly happening. I couldn't even go for my doctor's appointment because of gas. But it was pipeline hackers cause am. So if you wan judge, judge well.

Ishilove:
And this, folks, was one of the remote causes of the Rwandan Genocide.

The day I knew we are in trouble in this country was the day I went to the state HQ of the NCS in Apapa during Buhari's first tenure. Every where I turned to, there was a Bala, Usman, Halil, Dikko Yahaya et al waiting to attend to me. I heaved a small sigh of relief when I got to a section where the only thing they do is to sit on their asses and twiddle their thumbs. In this section i finally saw a Bayo and Ifeoma. In every department, 4 out of 5 officers are Northerners, and in some sections, ALL the officers are northerners. My mind boggled.

I saw the same thing when I went to the National HQ of the same NCS in Wuse 3 in 2018. In whole sections the officers were Northerners but it was a bit better here because there were more non-northerners as one moved up the rank and file. Still yet, the lopsided federal representation was glaring. Some of these officers can't even write a simple statement, and the one who attended to me gave me pen and paper to write his report for him after he asked me the correct spellings of some words a couple of times and i gave him. Last last he handed the paper to me and asked me to kukuma continue. I left what I came for to be doing secretary.

Let us be guided. We are in deep shït.

You have just said it all. We are mistaken if we are expecting miracle from these people. You can't give what you don't have. I am telling you Buhari, dead or alive, doesn't have the brain to govern people. He should stayed back with his farm. Nigeria is too complex for someone who cannot even control his one wife.

Curious345:
Many of you have no idea mercy is an olosho...

If you need her send me a pm, I can love-vendor her for you here in lekki.just have around 400k in your wallet

You mean with just under $1000? She is that xheap? Why she come dey make noise about? Shior!

paulolee:
have been on this bea matter for a month n she finally agree to go out on a date with me, i asked us to start a relationship n she told me dt she cnt even think about it because m too broke n have pride, she said my ego is too big for a gee dt is broke n isnt famous..
I was pained n dt was d last time I took a bea for a date....no time to de stress myself over girls wey dey after money than love..

Bro, it is hard to conceive but you self think am. Maybe God just used that girl to remind you that you are not there yet. Nothing good comes easy, so to have a easy life, bro, I call you again, if you don't have any reason to make money, juat make the money (legal hustle). Sometimes average is not the answer.

He got it wrong. God never created Nigeria. So how does a contraption becomes his fatherland?

I don't know how Man U is going to do it by playing 3 matches in 6 days.

Heroclitus:
Maybe its okay to be emotionless but the act of murder is too much and inhumane but doesn't the thought of ending another person's life journey make their hearts cringe?

Don't they even consider the pain,mental destabilization and probable eternal sadness their actions would bring to the ladies lovers and family members?

Aristotle said "Humans are the least noble of all animals"... I believe him now

It is hard to believe how humans are right? As you rightly put it, my brother, the of humanity dynamism is worrisome based on greed to harness power to control. Mostly the capital power. Any human who still believes and trusts a fellow human being is a dead-living. Immediately you of how Kampaore betrayed Thomas Sankara of Burkina Faso, bros, that was the day God canceled trust on earth. It is better to trust your dead ancestors than any living beings.

iammo:




Mourinho is a successful brand



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Whether people like it or not. You made it so simple. Let people fight with his career.

Villa-2

Man U scored already now

Reference:
Real Madrid will not play the same game you saw yesterday. They are far too experienced for that. They clearly underestimated Chelsea. They won't make the same mistake twice. Home and away doesn't count in empty stadiums.

I assess outcomes by the residual levels of potentials. Chelsea played at almost 100 percent of their potentials to get that result while Madrid were less than 60 percent.

Zidane told you that they played at 60%? Where are you getting your analysis from? So they played at 60 to lose for Chelsea to have 3 away goals? Listen to yourself. Zidane said it is a great loss for Madrid to have draw.

Can you imagine the old fools behind Adeyemi greeting and laughing while a session just started? As if the Senate matters don't concern them. Everywhere roudy on the floor and the president had to order, order. Are they in nursery school? Those are the people that make our laws.

hopefulLandlord:
This is the part that always gets me. this guy has killed, raped and robbed aplenty from his own words. shouldn't he be arrested and brought to book after this confession? That is what would've happened in developed and lawful countries

Bro, isn't this indirect amnesty? If the pastor's child was part of the people he killed, would he allow him in the church or call for justice. People are killing in the North and Gumi is seeking their amnesty, these people have killed, raped and did many things and now shielded up meet the umbrella of the church, is there any difference.

[quote author= post=101028510]In the sane countries we want our country to be like, this is one of the ways they got to that great height.
USA couldn't have been a great country today without what they call their social security number, which each and every citizen must have.
If you commit any fraud or crime, or scam anyone, all your life is connected in one place.
Only in Nigeria that a man will commit a crime in Ibadan and run to Sokoto, and that will be the end of the case for years.....prolly forever! Up

More on NIN that Sane, good, honest and hardworking Nigerians should know.....

Nigerians home and abroad , kindly take note!

Imagine you walk into an Immigration office to apply for an international passport.
You are asked for information verifying your identity and you just give them a number and instantly the Immigration officials connect to the National Identity Database – all your required information appears on their computer screen.
They can only see information they are authorised to see.
Done, your identity is verified – no need to go get extra documents, spend more money, just to prove who you are.
That is the convenience provided by your NIN.
This is synonymous with Social Security Number (SSN), if you don't have that in some countries abroad, you will just be living like a corpse, without being able to do anything in life, a corpse will even be better than your as$! 
It’s the same thing when you go to process a driver’s licence, you would only need to present your NIN and your identity would be verified.

This is how it is done in saner climes we all want to emulate.
We will surely get there someday soon.

God bless Nigeria.


Na God o Chief Topmaike.
D anointing wey all of us @[b][/b] carry ehn,
even d devil sef see am, dey bow from afar!
God punish devil!


But we have said it over and over again on this forum, that our posts here is only for sane minds.
We know you wailers and kids can never assimilate our posts due to the constant hatred you have for your country (the country you call a zoo).
An advice to you, next time, scroll over our post to the next post cos it is too deep for your brain.
That will be better for you rather than to develop migraine for nothing.
Please kindly take to this advice from the elders for your own good.
Peace out![/quote]This is nice. So what is the provision for Nigerians living abroad? How do they get NIN?

Ololanla:
See them. Them no just get mind .

Bro this is not mind �. They must weighed the chances. I was telling someone that the 12 clubs have power but, the financiers, the stockholders and fans get power pass.

Op your life is not safe I swear. You went too far. If she was your sister, would you have told her boyfriend? Or you were also interested and not allowed?

Mumu too full Nigeria. Can Baba Adeboye give his auditorium or Redeem University complex foe govt use for free? But some dwarf psyche people and religious morons will see nothing wrong on it. Be praising both parties. Una eyes go clear when una grandchildren dey work as helper for Baba Adeboye grandchildren. Nothing is impossible; the class problem between the west and Africa, and Black and white was mostly fashioned with religion. Na so e dey start to dey see some people untouchable. I expected Baba Adeboye to insist the church would pay the rental fees because it is part of state revenue. He just use him status dupe Enugu state like that.

Sunnycliff:
Take away Islam from the world, and there will be relative peace. There's no other religion in the world as violent as Islam. Not even Hindus or Buddha's.

Everything is wrong with Islamabad

They make me think there are many God's. Of course we are not serving the same God. One drinks blood the other doesn't.

helinues:
Tuchel don't really have much strategy about any match than winning it which ever way...

You are on point.

seyicodes:
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* I was a mini Bus Driver before i stopped it due to the intimidation of Lagos State Task Force.
* I am responsible and i Keep to my word.
* I am very hard working and i can work for more than 15 hours daily.
* I have a valid driver's license. 3 years validity.
* Please give me a chance.
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Bornsinner7:
How you take dey relate every post with gospel..

Even puff puff you no spare am..

What if all that you believed in is a lie
Are you willing to accept it when you find out
Or try to reason with yourself that it is what it is when's it's not
And all the whole while it's been a plot
To poison our minds and leave us blind

Sometimes I just read and go because why argue with someone who's definitely not understanding what he or she practices. Everything on NL is an avenue for evangelism to this guy. I have not seen an Israelite who juxtaposes all things of life with Christianity. It's delusional.

Giovanni2332:
Saka worths over $150m , the.boy dey score goal for squander

So how much for �? Or �?

rayvelez:
The fulani herdsmen operation will continue now that the headmaster is back.

Really? Wait, so there hasn't been a serious bandit attack since he left? Honestly I am just asking.

Vulcanheph:
Yeah and the most successful of this pastorpreneurs in Nigeria are:-
E.A. Adeboye
David Oyedepo
Chris oyakhilome

Before you quote me, simply pick up your phone and Google "the richest pastors in the world" you will be surprised to know that 70% of the pastors on that list are nigerian pastors.

What a contradiction: the world's poverty capital with richest pastors. We do not need any economic indicators to tell us that religion and religiosity is the cause of poverty in Nigeria. The pastors use the fear of God to control the psyche of the members by telling them there is miracles for the joblessness while they live in mansions and ride on jets. I don't blame the pastors at all, if the members can't channel their reasoning, all I know is, I would rather feed the homeless than pay a tithe. I mean N150B for a church, in a country with highest rate of unemployment? As if we are transferring Jerusalem to Nigeria. Yet they are all hypocrites.

And this is news?

ReeLoaDead:
If the score remains like this, City are out. Someone please explain, I thought City has more away goals with the aggregate score at 2-2?

It was Man City home where they had two goals, and Dotmond had 1 away goal at Ethiad. So if Man City fails to score Germany and the score remains like this, it means Dotmond has one away and home goal. Do you understand?

This is good

Michelle55:
Why deprive herself peace of mind by dating a married when she can easily grab her own man? perhaps it's only few of these ladies that sees married men as leftovers no matter how wealthy they are.
Food wey her fellow woman don chop finish na im she go open eyes carry the crumbs dey flex, e no gel at all
Shey her life dey reject new chassis ni?

But on a serious note :
Ladies date married men for different reasons and here are some of the reasons:

Dating a married man is less demanding
Most single women are single for a reason, like their career or other personal issues,a married man doesn’t have many demands when it comes to his mistress and this arrangement suits most modern independent single women very well. Both get what they want from the relationship, he is not too demanding on her time or he doesn’t interfere when she is hanging out with her friends or going on trips with colleagues. He also needs to give time at home and he is okay as long as the affair is on but doesn’t become too demanding.

Financial stability
As compared to single men, most married ones have a financial plan in place to secure their family financially, these married men are already running their domestic life smoothly. The single woman finds this trait of the married man being the provider of the family very irresistible, he can also provide her with what she wants and that works out great for her.

To boost her self-esteem
A woman feels more pretty and desirable when she is dating a married man
When a married man showers his affection on the single woman, she feels powerful and her self-esteem gets the desired boost. If a man is making efforts to be with her rather than his wife, that means probably she is prettier and more desirable, she may feel like a God-sent angel who provides emotional and physical support to the man who has a miserable life back home.

Maturity and experience makes them attractive
Married men deal with different complexities of life far more maturely than a single guy. Be it handling in-laws or parental duties, married men are already experienced to handle any unforeseen circumstances. They are less clingy and more understanding. They are experienced both in life and in bed and single women find that very attractive that’s why women date married men.

High-risk high returns
A married man takes a huge risk while dating a single woman,this risk reveals his level of deep commitment to her. A man will only put his social credibility at stake for something that he is really passionate about, he thereby creates a mesmerising illusion of how intensely he desires her; in the bargain the single woman gets whatever she asks for.

They are just jealous and immoral
There are some single women who are just jealous of another woman’s happy home. Sometimes this jealousy reaches an extent where they get immoral and go all out to destroy the happily married couple. They are narcissistic, at times ready to use sex as a tool to lure the married man and then can even blackmail him to get what they want.

At the end of the day, just do what makes you happy and if you have decided that it's dating married men and sleeping with married women that brings you joy, just carry on.

Op, I think it's time you guys allow the female gender to rest.

I have never read an eloquently written opinion like this on NL. Where have you been? I would love to read more of your opinions. You must be author because apart from experience, your grammatical craft is amazing. You should save this in case topics like this arises in the future.