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make im dey deir they shout his successor name to cum and pay salary wey im owe. First to comment today.



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wellmax:
Buhari is lifeless

Guy u dey craze oooo, haha wetin d man do for diz topic nw wey u put im name for here, shey na im talk say make im no pay salary when he is in government, im no pay salary but im get moni build school cal legacy project.


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Earthbound:
All these 'family size' sturvs, only me dey fit finish am.
1. Family size pizza
2. Family size turkey dinner
3. 2 Indomie belleful
4. This 1-litre coke, and so on and so forth....

Are u kidding, u all alone and it will enter just one stomach all @ once bros u dey try ooo...


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fajana2007:
Hello Gentlemen in the house, can anyone give me the name of any pills/drugs I can buy to make me last longer in bed with my lady. I have tried tramador pills, it really work for me but it has now been ban in Naija & I can't get it to buy anymore, so I really need something I can buy easily & will make me last longer. Thank you and I wait your response my dear brothers......

Oh boy wetin happen nw, u wan kill urself nii... Who follow u cum or na competition u dey do, mehn na one life, if the bae or chick strong pass u, u beta find ur size make u no go kwench..... Shikena

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1. Men shouldn't look at their phones more than the Lady while on a date
2. Don't Talk about your Bank account or how much your father has ; this puts ladies off (Bragging)
3. Smelling Bad ( Mouth or Body Odor is a No. No)
4. Don't ask " are you a virgin?"
5. Don't ask her how many guys she's been with ( Body Count) .
6. If she's going to pay for the movie or dinner let her know in advance ( no unexpected ATM failures, I forgot my wallet at home)
7. When your phone rings on a date and you're asked where you are? Don't give a degrading response e.g ( I dey with that big ass babe, I dey with tolu big Breasts, I dey with that weekend chops I teh u about"
8. Don't insist on a "come to my house first date" or come to my friends house first date
9. Don't leave your date to talk to another Lady for more that 2 minutes
10. Don't buy her too many gifts she may think you're trying to "buy" her .
11. If for any reason someone else needs to be in the car, don't put her in the back seat
12. Don't compare her to your Ex
13. Don't talk about her weight or hair in a negative way e.g ( some guys may say : you're about to burst out of that dress, your hair should be due by now ?)
14. After the first sex always call as a courtesy (whether the sex was good or bad)
15. Table manners ( don't make sounds with you're mouth while eating, don't talk while there's food in your mouth, don't use fork & knife for ice cream) .
16. Focus your eyes on her eyes not her breast or ass. ( don't look at any other lady asides her on a date)
17. Projecting yourself as someone you're not (Ladies can spot fake confidence, or a fake in general) Don't borrow your friends car and say it's yours, don't lie your friend's apartment is yours)
18.Don't be too touchy & feely on a first date
19. Don't be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress to impress your date
20. Don't ask her for money
21. Don't ask for pictures unless she offers

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Guy. U try oo but all what u said are all fucking rubbish... Wyf material @ quilox pls what will she impact on the children, wyf material at the eatery when she is always running away from cooking at home or she does not even know how to, wyf material @ d bus stop, are u insinuating dat we should put paraga seller at home as wyf so dat children will be taught how to drink all kind of alcoholic substance or u want agbero lady when the guy bleeped up she should design his body with bottle.

jerseyboy:
Anyone who ever voted for Buhari, even one time is a lifetime fool.

Stupid girl.

I sense how stupid u are....mumu pikin

wayne4loan:
dude pls shut the fuvk up

Why the hell did u ask him to shut up when he express his feeling, is there any restrictions on whatever one have to say, u hypocrite that call urself a religion fellow.

I support the dude in his statement
Joining christainity is the last thing am gonna do on earth

If it disturb u, Lagos Lagoon is there waiting for u

vickylincon:
You are not far from the truth. Some of your points may be true. I said some because most of the things we see as layman are not really so in the political realm. I am sure what ambode did for them is more than this. Believe me, if he did not offend them, they will cover up all these mess for him

Hey dude, all what he said is nothing but the truth

It is a sane man that they will give something that will reject it, if he give this people something, then he is running a charity and moreover shey na im money im dey use nii or shey na diz pple dey fight him, na party dey fight im.

raumdeuter:
It already happened and Guess who showed us how to do it? GEJ and Fayose himself


How the PDP conducted Ekiti 2014 election

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Security operatives have arrested prominent members of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in the 16 local government areas of Ekiti State ahead of tomorrow’s governorship election.

In something like a commando raid in a movie, joint teams of security operatives comprising the army, mobile police and State Security Services (SSS) this evening embarked on the indiscriminate arrests and generally terrorizing people.

Among those arrested, in Iye Ekiti, the headquarters of Ilejemeje Local Government, Mr. Olaiya Popoolati was picked up by the security men and whisked away to an unknown destination. Another leader, Chief Kehinde Babatola who was also earmarked for arrest, had his wife picked up when he could not be found at home

http://saharareporters.com/2014/06/20/ekiti-under-siege-security-operatives-arrest-apc-leaders-invade-home-governor-fayemis

Thank you my broda... How did he Fayose won election in 2014 during GEJ era.. Now they are facing repercussion they are now lamenting, the deed is yet to happen they should wait for the general election before them go know how far

Olalan:
Nigerian are shameless........, how can APC romance a man they label evil

That is politics.... There is no permanent enemy and also no permanent friend

Wait a minute, does he think they will be afraid of those threat, has he not been doing it before wen every civil servant will be afraid of going to office coz who knows wen the so called governor wil walk in to lay dem off, turning to have a compulsory leave in order to ran away of being fired all because of one silly excuse.

Abeg dem dey wait im for epe, make im dey go back epe and come dey collect money for constructing statue or road bus stop wen all road is not good. Failed government

Admin401:
yeah, I know. But why are you pointing this out?

I said when someone said he went ahead to marry anoda so soon, that they have dated before if the girl did not like him they wont be together before and later God says she owns the man

Admin401:
You mean shouldn't be easily right?

She was the one Robert cheated on Melinda with before they close the record and later open it back when Melinda divorced him

goodlifeben:
If by now you've not watched the movie 'Acrimony', you're probably not a movie person or an extremely busy person.
Tyler Perry did a great job by sharing so many valuable lessons on relationship in it. And if you watched it intelligently you'll pick a couple of them.
As always, I like to base my judgement on the relationship even before marriage because most times marriage is an amplified version of a relationship. The quality of a relationship will to a large extent determine the quality of marriage.
So here's mine:
1. You don't start a relationship alone
You will eventually take the final decision of whether or not to go ahead with a relationship but don't rush. Listen to people, especially those closest to you because they would see what you can't see when you are blinded by emotions. Emotions are funny so we can't afford to always trust it. There is a difference between fighting for a man you love and fighting for one you have feelings for. Melinda's sisters were strongly against her relationship with Robert but she never listened.
A good reason to have wise people in your circle.
2. Never ignore red flags
Robert cheated on Melinda with another lady. He kept sucking the babe's money stylishly (sweet ATM). He took advantage of her vulnerability. He was a liar. There were many signs on the wall but Melinda ignored them.
3. Uncontrolled anger will cost you
When you notice that you have any character flaw, immediately work on it before it costs you something. In Melinda's case, it cost her her uterus and the dream life she patiently waited for 18years to have.
4. You get to pay for your sins one way or the other
Robert took advantage of Melinda's vulnerability for many years, spent all her money, cheated, refused to work till her patience ran out (because she's human). In the end, he had wealth without peace.
5. Sex can cover your eyes
Every level of intimacy you choose to practice in your relationship comes with a price. The moment sex comes into the picture, be rest assured that your judgement and approach to things will be corrupted by emotions. Melinda's behavior after having sex with Robert was very predictable. She could no longer SEE.
What did you learn from Acrimony?
Share.

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Guy wetin u dey talk nw, d guy cheated on her at first they broke up and went ahead to apologise with her then they live happily together again, after that they guy neva cheat on her but rather focus in building his dream, but instead of the girl (melinda) to be patient and listen to him when she placed an allegation to him that he was seeing another lady but he wasnt they were just colleague working with each other when melinda did not believe in her husband dream but the oda lady believe and took him to her boss which wanted to buy the whole idea but Robert decline insisted of partnership instead of selling his dream. And when Robert later got to sign the deal with the company that yielded money i mean millions of dollars didnt he go back to melinda to beg her to come back home, yes he did but she decline insisted on filling for a divorce which she got and later the guy Robert went back to give a cheque of all the money she spent on him right from when they were in school till when he graduated and also pay her back in folds.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Lol,so you think he would tell his supporters to vote adeleke and they would vote otherwise?

Wait, are they that gullible that only one person control their mind like goat... I pity ur life if u re doing such coz dat is y u can think oda pple should do such

BiggerbossAmani:


I hate guys with Fat belly with passion besides I don't understand why women find them attractive.

U shuld learn to talk for urself nd nt criticizing odas for ur own likes based on ur own personal ego

tigerclaws:
pdp shout thank omisore instead because he scattered the rigging plan of apc
he took everyone by surprise so apc plan failed because they didn't believe omisore will pull such making it difficult to manipulate figures.

had it been other way round they would have manipulated it like they did in ekiti

Bro abeg go borrow urself brain

Abeg make Ambode go for primary make im go test im popularity there jawe.....

That is why it is always good to do good

pabu:
please what's the bet9ja code

Bet9ja booking code for todays fixture: Z6ZBRY3G

That is what he knows how to do most building bus stop when road no good.... Encouraging Agbero....

EVERYONE GO REAP IM HANDWORK

Jossyroyal1:



This man started work on almost all Lagos roads at the same time.. Thereby making life unbearable for residents with long traffic all over.. What was he doing from the beginning of his tenure??

Anything for the benefit of the people is welcomed...

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He is building and modifying statue all around.... When people are pointing to their achievement in office he will point at all the statue he built.

He is constructing motor park (bus stop) when road is not good beautifying bus stop. Everything has it own reward... Make im dance to im tune abeg

THUNDER4real:
@op u did not complete your write up, Wives should remember to submit financially, not seeing the man as the payer of Bills...When the left hand washes the right hand, the right will also reciprocate.

God bless u my broda. Once the lady does that then all is well, she dont need to wash car, once there is need for money matter she should come in regard less of any amount.

I know girls will like that....... Infact they will be waiting for guyz to carry her bag, well i fit do am in as much i have not gotten to where am going under her but once mission is accomplish, contract has been terminated.. Shikena