EweduAfonja:
Attention seeker...

Who Raised Barrack Obama when the Dad left them and returned to Kenya

HIS STEP DAD

Eco99:
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In a bid to avoid circumlocution, lemme jst say

That this avant-garde has destroyed our cultural opinionem which is the cynosure of our sanity and this contumacious miscreants known as slay mamas distort the social saeculum by introducing unwanted ninos into our civitas because of their salacious ingenium.




#Eco99#

FADDA THE GRAMMARIAN, CAN I ENROLL IN YOUR GRAMMAR CLASS PLS? AT LEAST I'VE LEARNT A NEW WORD TODAY, CIRCUMLOCUTION.

correctbae:
More pictures;

WHAT IS NICE ABOUT IT? I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE PORCHE OR RANGE ROVER KEY.

robertito7:
So that's why the post is rubbish. If they call you animal now you will start squeezing face like monkey . una no fit make point or differ from a point of view without abuses

CONDOM MISTAKE

sonsomegrigbo:
dehvehlop :
Things are going really hard for the southeastern people.

Nobody should blame them for anything. When your favorite food is no longer available, the available food becomes a favorite.

I really pity them in that region.

Please my people from the northern and South Western Nigeria, let's stop typing igbo amaka. That thing use to pain them to the bone marrow.

Cc.

Ipob

Biafrans

Igbo

Fayose

FFK

NRAMDI KARU

STOP REASONING AND THINKING THROUGH YOUR ANUS, IF YOU WANT TO DROWN, JUST DROWN ALONE AND LEAVE US OUT OF IT.

A

RUBBISH, YOU CAN KEEP ALL THESE PRINCIPLES AND STILL BE POOR ALL YOUR LIFE.

Explorers:
Melania kisses US Ambassador Woody Johnson, who was waiting for them on the Tarmac in Essex.

Donald Trump was greeted by UK Trade Secretary Liam Fox.

Marine One carrying The Donald and his wife passes the BT Tower and comes in to land at the US Ambassador's central London residence this afternoon.


Donald Trump raises his fist in the air as he lands at the US Ambassador's historic London home at the start of his four-day tour.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5945653/Final-preparations-underway-Donald-Trumps-visit-Britain.html

SO YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KISSING AND PECKING ?

Angelanest:
A man has taken to social media to rejoice after learning that his doctor friend miraculously cheated death after being involved in the accident which saw two dead in Lagos. The accident happened when a truck loaded with boards and plywood tilted on the Ojuelegba Bridge, Surulere, Lagos State last month - killing two people and injuring others.

Fred Chukwuelobe who believes that miracles still happen, took to his Facebook earlier today to write;

"THANK GOD FOR MY DOCTOR AND FRIEND, PROF. Olufemi Adetola Fasanmade who miraculously survived this terrible accident. An articulated vehicle fell on top of his car, crushing it and not him.

He and his driver came out of this mangled car with minor injuries. Praise God.

Prof. Fasanmade, an endocramist and an amiable human being, treats my mother and my family. I recall each time I go visiting him, we discuss the challenges confronting our beleaguered nation. He's so passionate about this country and will always tell me how he looked forward to the day our country will come out of the woods.

Unlike many doctors who see themselves as next to God, Prof. Fasanmade is approachable and is also ready to help at the shortest notice. He can diagnose and prescribe medicine for you in an emergency without asking for deposit. On many occasions and in crisis situations, he has had to come to my mother's aid even without seeing her. Once she's stabilised, he'd would ask that I being her to him to see and follow up.

You can imagine my excitement when I learnt he was the one in this car which was crushed by care less articulated vehicle driver.

I am so overjoyed that I'm sharing this post in celebration of a miraculous survival of my dear friend. I am so happy that he's alive and well and will continue to provide healthcare to the people who rely on him in a country where healthcare provision is a tall dream.

Please join me in thanking God for their survival.

May God's name be praised. Amen".

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/07/man-came-out-alive-from-this-accident-after-truck-fell-on-his-car-photo.html

IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE THE CONTACT OF THIS YOUR DOCTOR PLS?

D

Giddymoney:
Do Adults still use facebook?
That poo is full of children




The girl boobs tho....

JUST LIKE NAIRALAND !

saintandsinnerz:

Hahahahhaahaaha I was so surprised when I saw the previous thread and I was like Kazakhstan kwa? A very poor country that is not better than Nigeria. Here in Korea, they are many doing odd jobs, overstaying their visas and running away from immigration because they don't want to go back to their country. I have many of them in my language class and I know how they live here. I keep telling people to always research a country before travelling out because some of these countries are worse off than Nigeria! You see Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan and all other former Soviet Union countries, and all South Asian countries, East European countries, run away from them. Even Russia, run away, they are many here doing odd jobs. Na who no go no know, and who no know no go. I will advise you to just come back to Nigeria, forget about the shame, you will overcome it. It is better than wasting time there. Come back and arrange yourself and travel to a good country with a good economic prospect. As big as Asia is, the only two countries I will advise somebody to go is South Korea and Japan if your aim is to work and make money, China if your aim is for business, Singapore is also good but it is a city-level country and they usually hire high-level professionals in IT and finance industry. All other Asian countries are a waste of time and resources!

STOP SAYING WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW , IS NIGERIA BETTER THAN THAILAND, MALAYSIA, INDONESIA, HONG KONG, TAIWAN , VIETNAM ETC, GO TO THOSE COUNTRIES AND SEE THINGS FOR YOURSELF ON HOW PEOPLE ARE MAKING IT BIG THERE.

victorian:
Well that's the op problem.

Am not animanshaun o. I can't be fucvking without my man maintaining me. Am not that cheap and worthless.

She can fucvk for free, I no hold her pussyyy. It's her body. It's her life.

By God's grace Olivia, or whatever she calls herself, Will not have a man that will spend on her. Any man she dates or even marry will never spend a dime on her. Let her be taking care of herself by herself. Bloody hypocrite. Smhhhh.

THEN WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND A LovePeddler? THAT'S HER POINT.

EXTENSIONS SLOW DOWN BROWSER SPEEDS AND MAKE THEM BUGGY, FROM EXPERIENCE.

ojimbo:
hahahaha. Christians are the most foolish set of people I have ever seen in my entire life

SHUT UP YOUR FU-KING MOUTH, YOU SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON THE COMMENTER OF THAT COMMENT THAN GENERALISING ON THE WHOLE CHRISTIANS.

DontBeStupid:
How can u give two grown men one car to share?
Oloriburuku

WHY DON'T YOU SUPPORT HIM?

WHAT MOST CHRISTIANS ARE PREACHING AND PRACTICING THESE DAYS ARE MERE DOGMATISM, INDOCTRINATION, PERSONAL BIBLE EXEGESIS, BIGOTRY, EXTREMISM, FANATICISM , SCHISM,BRAINWASHING, EMPIRICISM,PURITANSM, ESCHATOLOGY , ETC AND NOT WHAT THE BIBLE ACTUALLY SAYS. DO WE REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A CHRISTIAN?

lakesider:
very good defence .. but how come we have churches on every street and the economy is still bad ?

HOW COME YOU HAVE VARIOUS LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT, FED, STATE, LOCAL GOVERMENTS WHOM YOU ARE PAYING YOUR TAXES TO ,THEY ARE MANAGING YOUR NATION'S RESOURCES, AND THE ECONOMY IS STILL VERY BAD?

WHAT MOST CHRISTIANS ARE PREACHING AND PRACTICING THESE DAYS ARE MERE DOGMATISM, INDOCTRINATION, PERSONAL BIBLE EXEGESIS, BIGOTRY, EXTREMISM, FANATICISM , SCHISM,BRAINWASHING, EMPIRICISM,PURITANSM, ESCHATOLOGY , ETC AND NOT WHAT THE BIBLE ACTUALLY SAYS. DO WE REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AGAIN?

PassingShot:
Hypocrisy is when you know that shanties like this adorn almost every village in Nigeria (including your village) and you come online to pretend it's not so in your own father's village.

JUST SHUT UP AND SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, SUCH SHANTIES STOPPED EXISTING IN MY VILLAGE SINCE 1950'S.

dingbang:
Its saliva please

IT'S SALIVA OR SPITTLE

INTERVENTION IS WHAT WE NEED NOW, DO WE EVEN HAVE DEMOCRACY IN NIGERIA ?

ChiefAzubuike:
Reminds me of one incident that happened May 24 1997. Till this date I remain confused. I got back from work as usual in Ikotun, Lagos only to find people gather in front of my gate. Others were upstairs at the balcony condoling my landlady. News reached my outlandish self that my landlord had passed on earlier. He died of natural causes in his car.

Strange enough, earlier that morning, he was acting unusual. This man would always call me to assist him open the gate anytime he's going out. That morning he never did that. Dressed in suit he opened the gate himself for the first time ever, had a final look of his compound with his hands around his waist , shook his head, closed the gate and zoomed off. His corpse was brought home later that day. Days later he was buried in that same compound in my presence. I saw the body with my two eyes.

Fast forward to 3 months, I was at a chemist shop buying a drug. The shop happened to be opposite an ashawo house. As I was about paying for my goods, I saw my landlord carrying a prostitute in. I was far away and dumbfounded. I called his name. He looked back and gazed at me with an angry look I've never seen before. Then like a fart in the wind he disappeared into thin air. I was so curious and decided to trail the hoe. She confessed a man fitting my description approached her for an all nighter sex romp. She said she entered her room to change her cloth, get her bags and follow the man home. All this done she came out and her customer was nowhere to be found again. Others complained of hearing someone banging the gates at midnight. The dogs howling and happy for no reason like they've seen a long lost owner. Some even confessed to seeing a bald headed man sitting quietly on that grave at night. For two good years before I finally parked out, I always made sure I get home by 7PM latest , lock all my doors and refuse to be woken by any strange noise until day break.

WHAT TYPE CRACK ARE YOU SMOKING, MUST BE A VERY BAD STUFF HUH? YOU MUST BE HIGH ON A MIXTURE OF CODEINE AND TRAMADOL

MOST PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD INCLUDING THE OP DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF SAINT.

GOOD MORNING!

YOUR WIFE CAN STOP BEIGN YOUY WIFE ANY DAY BUT YOUR MUM WILL ALWAYS REMAIN YOUR MUM BOTH IN LIFE AND IN DEATH .

HeWrites:


If my wife has everything I need in a woman, I will sure love HER more that my Mum.

Don't quote me to say Ladies are hoe and will Cheat.

All I know is I will LOVE my WIFE more than Mum.

I'M 99.9% SURE YOUR MUM IS NO LONGER ALIVE.

PIGS WILL ALWAYS BE PIGS , NO MATTER WHAT!

HE SHOULD HAVE USED PALM WINE TOO INSTEAD OF THOSE HOT DRINKS.

YES , THAT'S WHERE SHE AND HER TYPES REALLY BELONG.

THIS HE GOAT , TELL US THE TRUTH, WHAT TOOK YOU THERE? IS THAT THE ONLY SALOON AROUND WHERE YOU CAN GET A NICE HAIR CUT?

IF IT'S NOT YOUTUBE, IT'S NOT YOUTUBE.