Olulu's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Olulu's Profile › Olulu's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (of 47 pages)

Jokes Etc › Re: What Will Mo Hits Crew Be? by olulu(op): 8:27pm On Jul 20, 2010

Jokes Etc › What Will Mo Hits Crew Be? by olulu(op): 8:12pm On Jul 20, 2010

IF 2face, Bouqui, Timaya, M.I, and Durella are d Justice League.
and
Ajasa, El Dee, Kel and Banky W are Fantastic 4.

WHAT WILL THE MO HITS CREW BE

grin

http://f-factormagazine..com

The Number One satirical magazine in
Naija, F-FACTOR MAGAZINE !!!

Jokes Etc › Re: What If faze, tu face were. . . . . . . . ! ! ! ! by olulu(op): 10:27pm On Jul 14, 2010

clemcykul:
very funny lol

yess o olulu ive been in between two moulded peaks gettn inspiration

wow, that's d best source of inspiration,
in order to feel the gyration
with no limitation,
but plenty of vibration and injection
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: What If faze, tu face were. . . . . . . . ! ! ! ! by olulu(op): 11:54pm On Jul 13, 2010

clemcykul:
olulu report to da temple asap!

are u d priestess or clem d octupus huh

Spyker:
Ewu, Nairaland is not for kids, abeg go read your book before you fail come turn to agbero.

kpele over grown baby !!!! anyways, nice of u that u don't want me to follow in your footsteps and become an agbero like u grin

Jokes Etc › Re: What If faze, tu face were. . . . . . . . ! ! ! ! by olulu(op): 10:53pm On Jul 12, 2010

Spyker:
Don't you think i already know that. It's only a kid that compares comic stars to musicians hence i asked that question.

olodo, am not comparing musicians to comic stars, and saying if the musicians were comic stars, what comic stars will fit dem, tongue

Rap Battles › Re: * Who Wanna Battle *? Can You Rap ? by olulu(m): 9:11pm On Jul 11, 2010

_{just smoke, no fire, . . . . , . . walks away holstering gun !!!}

grin

Rap Battles › Re: I wanna kick some *ss!! Who's battle ready? by olulu(m): 8:59pm On Jul 11, 2010

so many self acclaimed line droppin p u s s i e s
am sure u all are as old as my aunt sussy
best u all return to d kitchen
and be as meek as a kitten.
then go on the bed and spread open your legs
and be ravished till u beg

grin

Rap Battles › Re: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by olulu(m): 8:37pm On Jul 11, 2010

lines and lines of s h i t,
no wonder this forum isn't a hit,
it's so freaking full of fakers,
u guys ended up ruining my dinner.
i came here hoping for pleasure
without measure,
but am yet to find a flow to treasure,
cos ya all flow like sour ketchup.

Jokes Etc › Re: What If faze, tu face were. . . . . . . . ! ! ! ! by olulu(op): 5:08pm On Jul 10, 2010

Spyker:
Nairaland kid section, Part 1.
Poster, Faze, Tuface and Blackface what do they have in common.

i find it funny that u asking such question, u from mars or sumtin huh

they were all memebers of plantashun boiz, b4 they split.

Jokes Etc › Re: What If faze, tu face were. . . . . . . . ! ! ! ! by olulu(op): 12:11am On Jul 10, 2010

and Tu Face was super man !!!!!
grin

what will Black Face be huh

http://f-factormagazine..com/

cheesy

read, relax and be pleasured, !!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: F - Factor by olulu(op): 11:50pm On Jul 09, 2010

http://f-factormagazine..com/

Jokes Etc › What If faze, tu face were. . . . . . . . ! ! ! ! by olulu(op): 11:20pm On Jul 09, 2010

what if Faze was Bat Man huh

http://f-factormagazine..com/

Jokes Etc › F - Factor by olulu(op): 11:16pm On Jul 09, 2010

F - factor, !!!!!

http://f-factormagazine..com/

read, relax and be pleasured, !!!!!

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 10:21pm On Jul 07, 2010

maedan:
these your wordings get plenty ambition
tho' your office fit be one kind small partition
this one you dey claim CEO
and your picture wey be like UFO
just dey make me roll dey laff
as i dey digest your plenty gaffe
make i no vex turn this your your f-factor to EX-factor
becos behind every successful man there must to be a detractor
but make u no fear, u don get my full blessings
as these your good rhymes don reduce some of my stressings

tank u very plentiful for your blessing
d tin just dey give me one kind tin rin rin feeling kiss

e be like say d love never finish,
i just dey grin from ear to ear like a spanish. grin

i really appreciate this your support,
infact i go buy u imported bicycle from d marine port shocked

true true i go feature this naija rhymes,
make people fit feel d vibes, cheesy

cos na dis zone i get my column inspiration
as it shows talent boku for this our nation grin

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 10:48pm On Jul 06, 2010

maedan:
see im mouth like "spend d credit"
if u no take time, e go quick turn to debit
anything wey u do, make sure na legit
and if u wan play us, just make u forgerrit

why i go wan play u?
when i still dey trip for u
even though u don become my love b4 b4,
as ur current lovers don plenty pass 4.
anyway sha i no dey vex,
especially when i remember our crazy sessions of unlimited s e x lipsrsealed

my mag name na f-factor,
and for inside i b d chief editor
so i fit feature u as d all time sexiest word-smith, kiss

cos u dey flow words d way gold is to a goldsmith.
no fear my bizness is strictly legit, cool

and i no plan to quit,
cos i just start and i must hammer, wink

then i go drive pass u for road and splash u water with my hummer.
but i no go lie i too gbadun ur lyrical prowess,
not 4getting say when u dey enter bed u become a tigress shocked

go online and goggle f-factor,
no go dey trip if u see say i b d main actor.

grin

http://f-factormagazine..com/

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 10:27pm On Jul 05, 2010

kai, my abokis, na wa shocked

una no gree stop dey do kerewa,
i bin think say d love rhyme go don end,
but una flows still dey blend,
d tin dey make my head swell,
na small remain i for fall for well,
maybe i fit even put d flow for my mag,
cos d tin go fit lift me to riches from rag.
cos true, true, i too gbadun d flows,
una just dey make my head dey blow,
i go put am under my column called witty yarnsh,
though no b yarnsh na yarns,
but all na d same,
after all, wetin dey inside name?
i go truly take this commercial,
make am use am get million for onitsha.
no worry i go give una all d merit,
but na me go spend d credit

grin

Literature › Re: F-factor Magazine: Edition 2 Is Now Out by olulu(op): 9:25am On Jun 16, 2010

Myne White:
You are doing well, keep it up!

thanks dear, saw ur comments too on d blog, much appreciated
Jah bless.

Literature › Re: Showcase Your Blog/website Here by olulu(m): 9:17pm On Jun 15, 2010

my magazine blog

http://f-factormagazine..com/

my playa skillz blog

http://playaonline..com/

my free flow blog

http://olulu-noholdsbarred..ccom/

grin

Literature › Re: F-factor Magazine: Edition 2 Is Now Out by olulu(op): 2:08am On Jun 14, 2010

u can check out f-factor magazine online,
just go to the link below, grin

http://f-factormagazine..com/

kiss

Literature › Re: F-factor Magazine: Edition 2 Is Now Out by olulu(op): 1:58am On Jun 14, 2010

the cover page of f-factor magazine edition 2

grin

Literature › Re: F-factor Magazine: Edition 2 Is Now Out by olulu(op): 11:19pm On Jun 13, 2010

Literature › Re: F-factor Magazine: Edition 2 Is Now Out by olulu(op): 10:42pm On Jun 13, 2010

Some of d contents are below:
grin

Funny-li-ti-cal view
ODIESHIRIBONUCLEIC ACID (ONA): The Nigerian DNA
By Bimbo A.

BUSINESS ANGLE
Banking Deform
From: Big, Stump and unreliable Horse Bank plc, X-perience Piss Bank, and unHappy People Bank PLC

To: The Naija public

SPOIL SPORT
Kungfu Football huh

By Shawlaa Mossrow

FUN-TAINMENT section
A Typical 9ja Music Album,
By Don Fabrino

Beauty and Fashion
WARDROBE WISDOM
By Sexy Militant

Literature › F-factor Magazine: Edition 2 Is Now Out by olulu(op): 10:37pm On Jun 13, 2010

F-FACTOR MAGAZINE edition 2 is now out,

more fun, more articles, and more content, grin

http://f-factormagazine..com/

F-Factor Magazine can be gotten from the following places

1. the Hub , The Palms shopping mall, Lekki- Lagos
2. Silver Bird life style store, Silver Bird Galleria, V/Island
3. Pharm Affairs, Ojota/ Ogudu road, Ogudu
4. All Finicky eatery centers.
5. White house pharmacy, 22rd Festac Town, Lagos
6. Domino supermarket, Ozone cinema, E Center, commercial avenue, Yaba, Lagos.
7. yem yem super market, Unilag, Lagos
8. Students in Unilag Campus U.I campus and Unaab Campus.
9. Janio Books, fabricare building, G close 22rd , opposite texaco petrol station, festac town, Lagos

Literature › Re: Bloggers: by olulu(m): 12:28am On Jun 05, 2010

AntKenny:
Im a newbie to blogging,

Please check out my efforts on www.antslittlethoughts..com

It focuses on Nigerian- Politics, & History but in an interesting way, (I think)

Let me know what you think. I'll check out all the blogs mentioned so far.

@antkenny

your blog huh

well, . . . . . .me likey likey, send a mail to me at olulu4ever@gmail.com, lets talk.
Your flows are in sync with me philosophy, so me think we can work 2gether on me mag, F-FACTOR, dat is if u are game.
Till then, keep flowing ur flow and talking ur talk.
grin

Literature › Re: Bloggers: by olulu(m): 12:03am On Jun 05, 2010

Me love writing,
cos writing is like kissing,
its such a good feeling,
u just want to keep going, !!!! grin

me have like 4 blogs

1. http://f-factormagazine..com/

this is a blog about my new mag, F-Factor. I upload excerpts of the mag.
More stuff coming up when the 2nd edition comes out next week, stay tuned. grin

2. http://playaonline..com/

this a blog on my playa life kiss

, where i show how i connect with the ladies online, its real life and most actually took place during work hours shocked

_{(abeg no tell my oga o !!!)}

3. http://olulu-noholdsbarred..com/

this where i just flow about my emotions, thots, feelings and d likes, its no holds barred,, anything goess !!!!

4. this one, well, no need, too emotional, tongue

Literature › F-factor Magazine Is Now Online by olulu(op): 11:39pm On Jun 04, 2010

Wassup people,
F-FACTOR Magazine is now online shocked

, the number one satirical magazine in Naija, where we talk about serious issues in a comical way grin

.
Thus feel free to check out excerpts pf the magazine at http://f-factormagazine..com/ and let us have your comments wink

, yabs,

views

, and opinions huh

The 2nd edition is due out by next week, so stay tuned, i will be uploading more stuff and will let you know where u can pick up your copy.
grin

Literature › Let's Be Wordsmiths, D Way Gold Is To A Gold Smith: ! by olulu(op): 11:43pm On May 22, 2010

i want to be a wordsmith,
d way gold is to a gold smith, !!!
cos i love to unleash words,
and flip dem round like a sword.
i want to get heads banging,
and ears ringing.
when i make words clap like thunder,
getting people to ponder and wonder,
if am turning words into kisses, kiss

so as to tease senses, tongue

while still using d right tenses,
and making money to buy diamond plated benzs, !!!! wink

i want to kiss kiss

words and make them dance,
and all i need is a chance, !!!!

grin

_{me bored, and thot i played with words,
feel free to flow ur flow,
do ur thing and lets kiss words and make dem dance,}

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Tells Me Of His Past Girlfriends by olulu(m): 9:03pm On May 22, 2010

@poster,

guys normally talk about their runs/ past babes with fellow guys, as a comarde kind of thingy.
so if ur guy is tellin u about his ex babes that means he sees u more than just his babe, but also as a comrade.
all u need do is to listen and learn, cos he might also be trying to point out d way he like some things being done.

so be rest assured me lady, no long thing, but be at thy best and let God take care of d rest. 1love grin

Romance › Re: Falling In Love With A Married Man by olulu(m): 7:23pm On May 22, 2010

mydreamz:
Yeah u heard me right, that's exactly the f@ck!!!!

seems u got issues me lady, , but u know,
it takes one to know one, and when u point one finger d other 4 fingers is pointed right back at ya.

_{so there 4, thou would probably b lucifer's mother, or better still, his babe, !!!!}
grin

Romance › Re: Falling In Love With A Married Man by olulu(m): 11:35pm On May 21, 2010

mydreamz:
And they say women are the ~~devil~~, more like [size=30pt] men are mentors to LUCIFER[/size]

, WTF, !!!!!

indie22:
Good for her!

I just don't get why there's a need to lie, I once had "toaster"( I knew he was married thanks to my cousin, but he told me he was single), anyway he would never pick his phone up between 9p.m and 9a.m every day and if u were on the phone wiv him, he would suddenly cut the phone if a door has much as creaked, never to pick up again that day till past 9 the next morning (obviously he would be out of the house then), his reason? He was always knackered after work, mumu like him thought he was talking to a smallie, I just told him I knew he was a married man and he should stop fooling himself and insulting my intelligence by telling such a silly lie!

lwkmd

Celebrities › Re: Ultimate Celebrity Search: The Heat Is On by olulu(m): 11:26pm On May 19, 2010

missed out on d show, but thanks to u guys at nairaland,
am neva short of gist of what went down grin

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (of 47 pages)