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Jokes EtcRe: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 9:25am On Mar 30, 2009
girlfirend, didn't ur mama ever tell u dat dreams come truehuh

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oya come gimme a kiss, come on, don't b shy, just do ti !!! kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 9:16am On Mar 30, 2009
blissieng:
Ur opinion, a rather irrelevant one. Like I said keep walking till u find originals, There,
my opinion, which is d truth,
and well, truth hurts

pele   grin grin

anyway, i will manage u like dat

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am not on ur case o, just havin me fun
Jokes EtcRe: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 8:32am On Mar 30, 2009
blissieng:
wo'?

That fing? Da da di omni wo wo?

I dont fink so tongue
No 2 tripper for my teeth tongue
i know u crazy about them girlfriend kiss kiss

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Jokes EtcRe: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 8:31am On Mar 30, 2009
blissieng:
I said jokes, not writing!

Na only you sabi write?

Copy n paste? Who doesn't? It becomes a problem if that's all you do, Since that ain't me - walk jare.
u b copy and paste master mistress, yet to c an original joke thot of and done by u . . . . . .
but well, it's all good, we can't all b original, so no worry, no take u for who u are,
da rob n dub master mistress
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Jokes EtcRe: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 5:04pm On Mar 27, 2009
u dey trip for my teeth abi

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Jokes EtcRe: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 4:12pm On Mar 27, 2009
Lolabbey:
abuse buse
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Jokes EtcRe: What Does ''bla Bla Bla'' Mean by olulu(m): 4:06pm On Mar 27, 2009
huh huh huh


speak up girl
Jokes EtcRe: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 4:05pm On Mar 27, 2009
blissieng:
Zoo ke!

I no wan blow my trumpet o, make ppl no go dey find me to 'waylay' me for road, but all I'll say is God has highly esteemed me in a foreign country!!! grin
tongue
well, thank God of ur life sha,
no b yam, or even potato to b
head of dish washers . . . of a restaurant in a foreign country grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 3:28pm On Mar 27, 2009
blissieng:
email. I no fit chat on yahoo, that'll be pushing it.

I dey work o, I no wan loose my job.
blissieng:
you sound pretty confident for someone that could be wrong!

I be boss on my own right, siddon there make express leave u
u? boss or bus?? grin grin

u better behave, and pretend to b a good girl dat we know u are not, b4 i voke for u

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blissieng:
u fit stand when u see my supervisor? u go tear race men.
na monkey? or lion? or gorilla ni?
na zoo u dey work?
abi na mortuary sef?

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no wonder i go fear tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: What Does ''bla Bla Bla'' Mean by olulu(m): 3:25pm On Mar 27, 2009
romade:
so with him big mouth dat orlu na coward d guy just run as i dclare moi ruv
he who fights and runs away. . . . . . . . . .him go bring machine gun, sword, and artillery

Lolabbey:
alrdy in a serious rlatnshp,dats y
oh yeah, baby, u know d deal. . . . . . . . d position is kinda of like unoccupied for d moment , well u know,
u wanna fill in da gap for a while, huhhuh kiss kiss kiss kiss





romade:
all join he suppose face d fyt
fact is, i no dey do shit holes,

guy,
no want any smelly tin on me long tin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Akin & Popo by olulu(m): 3:20pm On Mar 27, 2009
yysl:
aristo + olulu = 3,0ble
huh huh


Lolabbey:
turtle u 'r hereby banned frm nrlnd,appeal imposible
haba,
temper turtle with clumsy

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romade:
i rise
sit ur ass down, where do u fink u going? angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: What Does ''bla Bla Bla'' Mean by olulu(m): 2:06pm On Mar 27, 2009
romade:
so na me no fit modify no qualms i go re-sign in, na only God know d last tym i actually signed out


orlu i tink i am in luv with u
OMG shocked shocked
WTF lipsrsealed

haaaa, i mean,
Blood of , . . . . . . . . . shocked shocked

guy , cool down first
shebi na think u still dey think,

lets format ur system , both hard drive, soft drive, hard ware, soft ware, bla bla bla , and odas
then we go reprogram u to love only clem, and men, and dislike oda women

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Jokes EtcRe: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 1:38pm On Mar 27, 2009
blissieng:
email. I no fit chat on yahoo, that'll be pushing it.

I dey work o, I no wan loose my job.
ehen, u dey waste d tyme u should work to b on nairaland,
wo, o ti daran
i go tell ur supervisor

no , no, no,
no beggin

tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Akin & Popo by olulu(m): 1:28pm On Mar 27, 2009
@ aristo - OLE !!!

don't tell me u have graduated into doing he-goat now shocked shocked shocked
next, would b horse shocked shocked
haaaa,
u go wound o

d hmmm stands for - i wonder, na wa o, can it b true?, are u serious? tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Second Opinions by olulu(m): 1:24pm On Mar 27, 2009
blissieng:
right!!! Where's dis leadin'?
undecided undecided undecided

hmmm, goes back to drawing board
Jokes EtcRe: What Does ''bla Bla Bla'' Mean by olulu(m): 1:23pm On Mar 27, 2009
romade:
y do u always pick on me?
sorry man tongue
na person wey i like pass, i dey yab pass
d more d liking, d more d yabbing,

hey, don't break my heart embarassed
don't dis-friend me cry cry cry
Jokes EtcRe: What Does ''bla Bla Bla'' Mean by olulu(m): 1:05pm On Mar 27, 2009
minute:
Meaningless talk. undecided undecided undecided.At least to the listener.

Heres an example. . .


Ever since I started reading alot of

philososophical books, I cant help but veiw

the world as social doomed animals.I sort of look at it

the way zoologists study animals.Watch as the mother

bird protects its offspring from the ominous vulture . . . you know that sort of thing

I mean i guess you could call me a social Darwnists.But i laugh at myself everyday

when i see things that people do.We are such calculated animals that its hysterical.

Also,Ive been starting to think that we might just be animals in a cage(society). undecided undecided undecided

I mean i cover the camera on my Mac because im convinced that the government is

watching us.I mean like its possible right? I mean think about it. undecided undecided undecided.Macs, Ipods,Iphones,

are freaking everywhere now. Its a company made by the govt here to control its citizens.Guess

thats what the media is anyway. Its almost scary how we plop down in front of the tee-vee

and watch for hrs as the govt re-wires our brains. undecided undecided undecided
wacked, absurd, obsolete and no-sense-inherent talk
dis kind of talk would make ram-made look like basket yansh
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Jokes EtcRe: Second Opinions by olulu(m): 1:01pm On Mar 27, 2009
romade:
bak 2 senda
repackaged, reloaded, re-branded and now . . . . . .
back to u times 100
Jokes EtcRe: Akin & Popo by olulu(m): 1:00pm On Mar 27, 2009
aristole:
or ,
romade:
nuttin
hmmmmmmmmm
Jokes EtcRe: What Does ''bla Bla Bla'' Mean by olulu(m): 12:17pm On Mar 27, 2009
haaaaa,

i get gun o, if u near mine hen, ok, try am first , . . . . . cool cool cool

takes phone and calls jack bauer, jet li and obama,
. . . . . .engages them in a conference call,
hello, there is an osama here o, and he is after my testicles, come quick , i need protection


wink wink
Jokes EtcRe: Second Opinions by olulu(m): 12:15pm On Mar 27, 2009

spoilt children, shioooooor



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Jokes EtcRe: What Does ''bla Bla Bla'' Mean by olulu(m): 11:49am On Mar 27, 2009
haaaaaa grin grin grin
OMG shocked shocked shocked


hellllllllppppppppppp

ritualists, rapists, soapists (aka olose) . , . . .on d loose


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Jokes EtcRe: Pierre The Fighter Pilot by olulu(m): 11:41am On Mar 27, 2009
@poster

i love dis

i love to go under too, but not in flames sha,
in rubber grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: About Gettin Married by olulu(m): 10:59am On Mar 27, 2009
Lolabbey:
help ma foot
foot kehuh haba,
we can go a lil bit higher, u know, . . . . . .where its rounded . . . and . . . . .


Lolabbey:
no mind d agbaya
romade:
i will mind him
hmmm, na wetin u wan chop, go choke u o!!!


Lolabbey:
u finally made open ur lust
huh? ram -made?? shocked shocked shocked
na guy now shocked shocked shocked shocked
abeg o, i no dey do shit holes
embarassed embarassed

romade:
ok i wont mind him, satisfied?













u no know say mind d glass & dont mind him dey confuse children
Lolabbey:
aiight

u dey proov 2 me sey u sabi gramar abi
una b same tin, odo gbe odo ru !!!
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Jokes EtcRe: What Does ''bla Bla Bla'' Mean by olulu(m): 10:54am On Mar 27, 2009
Lolabbey:
irginity test in progress

mehhhn,all dese tings seem too shallow.[/i]romade what does dat sugest
romade:
check if u can clap ur hands insyd
Lolabbey:
nan meehhhn,

i just tried dat and i did clap my hands with ease.

[i]dese children of nowadays.hmmmm
hmmm, well, it takes one to know one lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
una dey talk from experience

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Jokes EtcRe: About Gettin Married by olulu(m): 10:13am On Mar 27, 2009
romade:
child molester, abuser etc above me
mebo nebo below me
lol,
na helping, i dey help o
Jokes EtcRe: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 9:58am On Mar 27, 2009
benedictac:
u don wash u mouth, coz i dey hear smell for here
close ur mouth jo!!!   lipsrsealed
u are smellin ur own breath   grin


blissieng:
He he he! Olu is this where we say , ,

No smoke wivout fire
Breeze don blow, fowl y&$@$ don open?

Fanks though, wat was it u said abt originality again?  cheesy cheesy wink
girlfriend, though i compliment when i c sumtin good, but cos i have not seen it b4 doesn't mean its original.
for i doubt if u can come open wit sumtin as good as dis,
u are a blonde rememeber  grin grin

which breeze? which yansh??

anyway
ur thanks is acknowledged
its my p

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Jokes EtcRe: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 8:50am On Mar 27, 2009
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love u, oops, i mean,, . . . . . .LOVE IT kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 8:43am On Mar 27, 2009
blissieng:
where ya own?

You think say e easi to dey good @ joke n Writing? ie Lit n writing section,


Mi I give myself hand jo!
where my ownhuh

check dem out,
they ain't copy and paste, they 100% original

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-226371.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-233228.0.html


don't mean to blow me trumpet, lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

but, what da heck . . . . . . . . . tongue tongue tongue
i blow it anyway grin grin grin
LiteratureTo My Very Own Princessa by olulu(op): 8:27am On Mar 27, 2009
witty,
naughty,
she is my good friend
now and till d world ends,
she might even become more kiss
cos she ain't a bore grin
lovely to the eye kiss
talented like a samurai shocked
writes with passion, wink
cos she has got action
today is her day
and i have just one thing to say



HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESSA

JAH BLESS !!!
Jokes EtcRe: More Fun With Blondes by olulu(m): 7:05pm On Mar 26, 2009
now dis is funny


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hey!!! hope u ain't a blonde , tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 7:04pm On Mar 26, 2009
stale

but tite sha


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