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Jokes Etc › Re: Remember This Part Of Your Childhood? by olulu(m): 3:09pm On Dec 02, 2009

lol,
roflmbao !!!

shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: Drop Your Prayer Lines For Our President Lol by olulu(m): 2:53pm On Dec 02, 2009

clemcykul:
paza lawd fls cause yar adua to rezign, cuss its veen long zat ive been eyeing his fosition,
in other to grab Obj and roast his arse . . . , . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . .

grant my frayers ohh faza, cuss u know i am bery amvishios,

sank u paza, in za name of yesu i fray.

lol,
clemcy d clumsy,
u just would neva change

anyways, i would say a ~~big AWOMEN on ur behind~~ grin

a big Amen on ur behalf

Literature › Re: Grime [a Romantic Short Story] by olulu(m): 11:05pm On Dec 01, 2009

dis is cool girlfriend, 9ice, very 9ice grin

Literature › Re: My Problems With Most Nigerian Writers by olulu(m): 10:44pm On Dec 01, 2009

def !!!
u should check out poems, articles and novels posted on dis forum, then
check out d blog spots, and u would get a feel of what i mean.

Literature › Re: My Problems With Most Nigerian Writers by olulu(m): 10:23pm On Dec 01, 2009

Sisi_Kill:
My problem with most Nigerian writers is the lack of imagination.

girlfriend, what have u been reading?
u should take a look around, esp d unpublished works and u would appreciate d naija-li-ness in d words !!!

stereo2:
I t
Its really not a matter of imaginativeness, but rather, I still belive that once the flame of originality is lost in a work, the content as well as imaginativeness is gone with the wind at the same time. I think that's why the likes of Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe and a few others are still much in our minds today! Originality trascends generational barriers if I may say.

true, cos u can neva flow in english better than d english man

Literature › Re: Poem: Reading! by olulu(m): 10:56pm On Nov 30, 2009

nice 1,
real nice !!!

grin

Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Needed, Contributors and photographers For A New Magazine, U Interested? Holla ! by olulu(op): 1:27pm On Nov 30, 2009

@caringpro,

u are in, grin

cos d magazine is def not gonna b d conventional type people are used to, wink

so do your tin, d way u do it best.
u got d mail addy right?
holla, when u sent your submissions.
i will add u guys later on facebook, when i get ur submissions and me editors are cool with it,
then we can arrange a meet, and rub minds 2gether.
safe, 1love

Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Needed, Contributors and photographers For A New Magazine, U Interested? Holla ! by olulu(op): 10:16am On Nov 30, 2009

@adebayo, good to know u interested, send a sample of what u can do to my gmail, olulu4ever@gmail.com, then we can take it from there, kindly let me know when u do, i only open d gmail when i have to.

@maedan, hey sexy tongue

u checked ur diary yet? _{(as if u get anythin inside d tin sef}) lipsrsealed

am sure u will do ur best, dats y i had to seek u out.
so, will b waiting, but dn't keep me waiting in vain dear.

i have got a deadline to work with, so can i get sumtin good b4 end of 2moro, dec 1st 2009?
looking at having sumtin on dis basic genres , politics, sports, fashion, social issues, music, arts and entertainment, love, sex and relationship, but if u are a non-conformist like me, then just let it flow,no holds barred, no issues, , . . . its all good.
but, d key tingy, it must b humor laced, dats key, very fundamental, instrumental,essential-mental grin

and koko-mental grin

k, we good, eh? so let it rip, thanks, 1love.

N.B send all articles to olulu4ever@gmail.com, and let me know by posting a reply to me here.

Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Needed, Contributors and photographers For A New Magazine, U Interested? Holla ! by olulu(op): 11:09pm On Nov 29, 2009

glad i got your attention grin

cos very sincere are my intentions

send me a mail to olulu4ever@gmail.com
then so dat i will b sure its u,
kindly complete d below when u reply

it takes 2times a, to stand up to ,

u worship our, like , ples

those were your words,
then let me know when u reply, cos i rarely open d gmail addy,
holla back, then we can talk.
grin

Entertainment › Re: Live @dynamix Awards by olulu(m): 1:37am On Nov 29, 2009

nice pix, !!!
guess d guy in d middle no sabi kiss or he is gay. tongue

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by olulu(m): 1:22am On Nov 29, 2009

wow, so dis thread neva die,
i bin think say my guy dey lie
so una still dey flow d flow
and write d write,
well sha, all correct
everythin just plug inside d fun socket
make una carry dey go,
i just pop in to say hello.

@maedan,
i think might need your skills, if u game,
my emal is on my profile, holla if u interested

Literature/Writing Ads › Needed, Contributors and photographers For A New Magazine, U Interested? Holla ! by olulu(op): 12:37am On Nov 29, 2009

Hi all, what's kracking?

me and a group of friends have plans to launch a new kind of magazine very soon,
something very different and unique to what currently exist in the market.

Thus,
we would like contributors in form of writers, cartoonists and d likes, who seek a medium of expression and would like to show their stuff to the world.
so if u interest, holla back let us know,
there is no restriction to what we are lookin for,
so u can flow your flow, and write your write,
just let it b original, unique and captivating.
but no matter d story, genre, topic or subject matter (e.g. political, sports etc) u gonna b writing on,
we would want it laced with a little bit of humor. grin

But if your articles, and works are for sale, sorry, keep it. lipsrsealed

Cos we not doing it for d money 4now, right now,
its all just for d passion and love of writing,
d money would follow soon afterwards, i assure u.
to get a feel of what we have in mind,
check out my two blogspots
http://olulu-noholdsbarred..com/ grin

and
http://playaonline..com/ tongue

and check out

http://www.ananthonyaffair..com/

so if u game, holla back, then i will let u know where u can send your articles/ works to.
1love people, waiting to hear from u soon.

@maedan,
if u ever get to c this, holla at me ASAP, cos u got something special girlfriend, and u fit d bill like a glove

Jokes Etc › Re: A Drunk Man by olulu(m): 3:36pm On Apr 06, 2009

lol

love it

grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes From The Gutters Ajekpako by olulu(m): 3:30pm On Apr 06, 2009

9ice 1s ajepaks

grin

Nairaland General › Re: Gabrywl In Luv! by olulu(m): 12:00am On Apr 04, 2009

yawns , and scratches bum bum

tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Driving Laws In Lagos Nigeria by olulu(m): 11:12pm On Apr 03, 2009

@equal to drum

9ice one boi, got my ribs cracked

grin

Jokes Etc › Re: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 12:32pm On Apr 01, 2009

Jokes Etc › Re: Blind Date by olulu(m): 8:59am On Apr 01, 2009

blissieng:
Lulu I'm getting convinced more n more that u need , checkup - to put it mildly
DK what has ZARA got to do with this again?

c me c local trouble o, angry

are u halluciating? or u spell d wrong name? angry

well, i pretend its a joke and laff about it for now grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Pls Come Back by olulu(m): 4:05pm On Mar 31, 2009

bad fada, irresponsible man, runaway daddy, fcukaholic

grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste by olulu(m): 12:28pm On Mar 31, 2009

@ poster

stale, but still rocks,
copy and paste master
tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Job Definitions by olulu(m): 12:17pm On Mar 31, 2009

@poster

coooooool, dove it grin

clemcykul:
wetin dey make u laff?? *looks down to see if my trouser zip is open*

clemcykul:
the guy wan see my forest

kolo sumbodi, no 1dar, i dove u

kiss

Jokes Etc › Re: Blind Date by olulu(m): 12:11pm On Mar 31, 2009

@poster

sharp chick

Jokes Etc › Re: Single Woman by olulu(m): 12:03pm On Mar 31, 2009

@poster

9ice , lol. grin

sholabanke:
are u telling us from ur experience?

kolo sumbody, grin

but she as no gree ansa d q , maybe u are rite grin

Jokes Etc › Re: The Meaning Behind The Signature On Your Profile? by olulu(m): 10:57am On Mar 31, 2009

sholabanke:
ok
amebo

romade:
tatafo

Lolabbey:
mebo mebo

same to YOU ssssssssssss

tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: The Meaning Behind The Signature On Your Profile? by olulu(m): 10:23am On Mar 31, 2009

@sammy

roflmbao

grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 11:58am On Mar 30, 2009

studio43:
Na olulu ukwu u go see ya sef after my babe don finish wiff you, u wan start journey wey u nor fit finish abi?

romania and benji , that babe sabi fight karate wella, and i cant afford to lose my teeths

she go wound o . . . . . . . . grin

romade:
dis is becomin more lyk a lovers fyt

close ur eyes, its not for underaged

tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 11:56am On Mar 30, 2009

blissieng:
lulu

All this bark n no bite, Na wa o

quit while u r still ahead. Just an advice as this is beginning to look like a typical case of empty bottle making the loudest noise.

hmmm, omode ko mo ogun, o pe ni efo lipsrsealed

sumtimes u have to blow ur own trumpet,

and if thou thinkest it in thy heart , that me just ful of noise, and have not action,
then thou thinkest wrong me lady,
just cometh unto me, and thou will giveth God d glory, shocked

cos am an all niter, . . . . . .no stoppin till da break of dawn, kiss

but anyway, i know u bruise easily. . . . . . . . tongue

u fit go faint b4 i even start. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 11:24am On Mar 30, 2009

studio43:
even if she follow u enter d place, NA WHAT'SUP U GO TALK, nor be sey u get any point to prove

it's another challenge o, anoda challenge o,

i no get point to prove, i get point to aim at and . . . . , . . . lipsrsealed

inshort, bring ya babe
make she enter d place, make we c if na what's up i go do am grin

blissieng:
messing wiv my head?

LOL Warajoke.

I must warn u though - I tend to give as much and more than I get.
Oh! And ten of u aint man enuff to mess wiv my head.

hmmm, i love it when u talk sexy kiss

come on, give it to me, . . . . . . . lipsrsealed

ten of me ke? u can't fit, u fit can't , fit u can't, can't u fit . . . . . . .

inshort , u can't handle only me , u wan faint . . . . . . huh

Jokes Etc › Re: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 10:54am On Mar 30, 2009

romade:
orlu d executive beggar

beg ke? after i deliver my part of bargain u wan come run comot from ur part
i go set bliss, clem, studio boi, ben 1plus1 after u o

grin

studio43:
blesing
thts the problem im having with you, u always think u are the best

*kicks the thread and hisses in yoruba*

blissieng:
Studio, are u getting slow?

That's one old news

studio43:
get slow? , NOT IN BED

stop washing ur ~~condoms~~ undies in public jo

grin

romade:
with ur 2 minute style shiooor

studio43:
u must be talking from Xperience

romade:
basically from d lamentatin of babes dat cld not give u a 2nd chance

studio43:
like i've said before, you are talking from your EXPERIENCE

it takes one to sabi one,
2 minute ~~men~~ boys talkin
grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 10:47am On Mar 30, 2009

blissieng:
It is self degrading to have fun to other ppls detriment.

It just goes to show how less of a ~~man~~ boi you are.

too bad u feel dis bad about it, i didn't set out to degrade anybody
cos i only tasi / yab people i like e.g ram-made aka romade grin

well, if u think am less of man, and more of a boi, or more man than boi, or d both of them,
or d 2 both of them, or d 2 both of all of dem, or everything both of all of dem,

make u enter d place, make we c if u no go carry lipsrsealed

, . . . . ._{belly too} lipsrsealed

_{bliss love, just messin with u head, try b a good sport}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Very Good Yoke! by olulu(m): 9:43am On Mar 30, 2009

romade:
wetin be tym 4 ya place orlu?

u neva gimme d wrist watch u promised me na

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