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U can get your free copies  of F -Factor mag at the silverbird lifestyle and book store, Silverbird galleria, Lagos  and at Finicky eatery at jibowu, Lagos.
 
its the 1st edition, so its free for now, !!!!

2nd edition is due out this month, wassssssh out !!!! (oops, watch out)   

wassup people,

how u doing?

me need good fashion/ make up articles for my magazine.

they have to be witty, catchy, 100% original and pure virgins.

if u interested, holla at ur boi, by sending your articles to

olulu4ever@gmail.com , f-factor@hotmail.com

i will most def pay for articles published.

but if u are not fashion inclined,
and u have articles u feel are worth publishing,
and u feel u can flow your flow,
write right,
write tight,
and write to shine the light.
without causing fright


then holla at ur boi, by sending your articles to the mail address above,
hurry up, me waiting.
Jah bless thy ass, 1 love people.

Compilation and collation for the next edition is now on -going,

if u want to be part of it, holla at me

but remember, u got to be a crazy writer and/or a mad cartoonist,
no normal, serious writers wanted.

u can send in samples of ur skills and wits to

olulu4ever@gmail.com, olulu4ever@hotmail.com

then we can talk if u are able to wow me with your skills and wits.

this edition is just a sample, to feel the pulse of people

next one will b da bomb, . . . . . . . .!!!!!

dominique:
when will it be released?.

estrella:
I like it already and I've only gotten a sneak peek at it! How do we get it?

its out already, where u at? so i could possibly send it or get u connected to one of my partners close to u.
inbox me at olulu4ever@gmail.com if need be.

dominique:
looks nice
the f stands for fun abi?

of cos me lady, what else could it b for?

Who me
am olulu,
and i ain't no zulu, !!!!

Life is too short to be serious, !!!!

Seun (owner of nairaland) once asked for writers, that should be like in 2007 or 2008. i sent in some of my best write ups (or so i thought).
His comments - you are not what i want, you should be writing for babyface or one of those comedians.  
at that time, it was oucsssssshhhh. . . . . . . . !!!

then in 2009, after like some 6 months absence from Nairaland, one post and . . . . . . .

Princessa comments - olulu am your greatest fan.

So now, am glad Seun said what he said , cos he had sown d seed of unserious writing,
and am "gladder" Princess is my fan. . . . . .
cos  2day,

F - FACTOR comes alive            . . . . . . . . . . .me own personal mag.

what is "F- Factor" ?        what the heck is the "F"    
well, i leave that to thy imagination and to when u have the mag in your hands    



_{now u will understand y i needed crazy writers and mad cartoonists.}

ok, me waiting,

N500 per story? a cool N5000 for 10 stories lol
U are far too kind.
reminds me of a saying,, if u pay peanuts, u will get,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . "

@ amazyn

hi , can u holla me at olulu4ever@gmail.com
i have a request.
thank you.

@myne

me waiting me lady, don't keep me waiting in vain.

@mobinga and @chiketee
u don't need to convinvce me,
just confuse me .


i believe in cock, fire aim
instead of cock, aim, fire.

when u aim too long, u just might miss d target.
but let me give u a target to hit dis tyme,
next tyme, just fire me what u have,

cos a game is better played on a tuft u can win, than on a tuft u might not be used to, , u get what i mean?[b][/b]

3 concepts, u develop them and make them as funny, witty and maybe even crazy as u can. but remember, ITS FUN WITHOUT FILTH !!!
the concepts are:

1. erection detonation
write about the "stupid "(excuse me language ), d naija boy dat wanted to blow up an american airline on xmas day with a bomb planted under his belt.

2. If MAN U coach, Ferguson was a nigerian
Take his various statements on results esp when MAN U lose, and turn them into a naija man / coach coach talk.

3. who is a better player? babes or guys?
talk about escapades of babes playing guys (maybe even doing 2 friends), guys playing babes dat are friends, cousins, sisters etc.
throw in one or two personal experience here. make it very, very controversial, if u have to, (me love to ruffle sum feathers).

u can do all three, if u can, or two or one. (if u have better articles on different topics apart from the above, ba yawa, i.e. no problem, send am, we will consider it)

Generally, create ur characters if u must, fiction-a-lise as u like, but try not to over change and distort the facts.
but remember, FUNNY AND WITTY, those are the key words. MISS IT, MISS OUT
d articles must be not more than 1 and half page (2 pages max), arial 11 font, and 1.5 spacing.

send as ms word attachment to olulu4ever@gmail.com and/or olulu4ever@hotmail.com

so, me waiting, don't keep me waiting in vain o!!!!

hmmm, will see about that,

u will have to be way better than me current people

lets c a format or sample, then we can take it from there.

first, u need to prove thyself, !!!


then , we can discuss terms.

ok, let me give u a hint of d kind of write up(s) i would expect.

1.
a typical might write thus:

Nigeria is an ailing country governed by a sick president, and this does not make the future look so bright, as one can't expect him to perform creditably.

but, for a funny and witty person, he will write thus

Naija is an ailing country governed by a sick presido, but then, negative times negative, na plus, so mathematically, the naija future go shine pass star, as performance is sure, (or so i want to believe).


2.
a typical writer:

i love you, and i will want to marry you

a funny and witty writer

u got my emotional immune system down and am infected with feelings of increasing affection for you. thus, can we be chained and bound 2gether, heart, body and soul for as long as forever and a day will last.


u get d idea, its all about, wits, wits, wits, !!!!

though, it takes an intellectually sound mind to write  comically .

so u think, u can, (yes we can)
then, holla at me, olulu4ever@gmail.com
let's rock Naija, by doing it like it has neva been done b4.
1love people.

vescucci:
Why do you conjure a mental picture of Steve Buscemi trying to sell me coke that's 80 talcum powder?

lol,

just stating what i need clearly and want dearly,
cos i got me too many serious writers already,
its like 9serious writers to 1 unserious writer.
and all i need is just dat one, i don't need d other 9.

and if he can sell nokia 3310 to a Nokia company all well and good,

Hallos people,
am in d market for talents , but we do not need "normal people "
cos
if u always conform to the norm, have always obeyed the rules of writing, never done stupid stuff, never got drunk/ tipsy, and u have never been called odd, crazy, black sheep, rebel, mad, foolish, idiot, stupid, abnormal or worse, then sorry don't bother, u are not what we need.

but
if your writings and arts have been criticized or condemned for not conforming with the norm,
if your writings and arts is always considered crazy, un-serious, biased, wacky, and/or out of dis world,
then welcome to me world, u are what we need.
cos what we need are non-conformists, rebels, wacky, creative, and un-serious individuals aka crazy writers and mad cartoonists !!!
if u are all this and more, then send a sample of your write up, article, poem, cartoon, art and /or work to olulu4ever@gmail.com.

its for a new mag, a fun mag,
where "SERIOUSNESS" is a capital crime, !!!

so if u down with the concept, then lets flex some biceps

me waiting, don't keep me waiting in vain,
let's se "were"

1love people

just flow ur flow
dat is d koko

me like,

dis is so very cool,

clears throat, gum, teeth, and even eye,
then, coughs loudly

its well, may her soul rest in peace

my condolences !!!

ijetonia:
man can't u think of something less vulgar. we can do word play, phrase play, get to stimulate our senses. But must it be sexual? guy bget a grip on your libido.

instead of running ur mouth on what we can do, y not just do it, and nobody was vulgar

Kx:
Please eduacte me.
Does intellectual intimacy have any thing to do with copulation?

not really, its just an expression, !!!

spikedcylinder:
Sex of the minds.

hmmm, sumtin like dat

adebayo201:
that is mu guy .

Basildon1:
if a babe started this thread,it would have been cool, asides that , this is just gay,

@maedan
nice story, simple yet interesting,
got me hooked when i started, would really like 2c d end
y d delay? hurry up will u, i can't wait

hmmmmm,
ok dear,
if u say so,