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<sub>i don't do kiss and tell





that way u no go know wetin u miss,

but d boobs,</sub>

heavenly

_{sit back, relax and njoy d show fight}




1st to blow, na 5k o

who tessy?

she fine?
she set?
she get my favourite assets?

u know na,

ok, welcome back from ,em ,em,
abi welcome to,
wo just welcome o jare

nice one sammy

wamide:
that was not funny at all, it is rude you also have a father imagine someone take of yours like that

saint wamide

u shouldn't be here if u no sabi laugh

lead me not into temptation, i can find it myself

almondjoy:
You are the one not to be trusted. Your conscience seems to be always ill at ease, for past crimes and misdemeanors. Have you ever thought of some kind of help for "Schizo-Paranoia"? Please work on yourself and leave your girlfriend out of it!

Frankly dude, you are the one with the issues and I feel sorry for her!

Thanks for sharing!

word,

oro abo la ma so fun omode, ti o ba de inu re, a di odindi

gran pa dey don introduction again?

new month, new targets,
new jokes, new babes,

<sub>reloads bullets in chamber,

cock his cock gun,

good 2 go</sub>

hmmmmm,

stupid boy, u no get respect again,
i go knock dat ur thick skull

go and b playing with ur toys

This what our senate will be doing very soon.







maybe in kuvuki land sef

no. 3

no. 2

Games u should stay away from

the major reason y u mentioned chicken
is cos u are a cross breed between a chicken and a baboon,
thus u ended with d body of a baboon,
and the brain of a chicken.

and d reason y u dn't understand what my type is doing here is cos u dn't belong here,
and ur chicken brain no get thinking faculty,
since it fit functions at per hour billing,
while every other person brains' functions per seconds billing,


that is y ur 3 year old has to explain things to u,
cos u no get sense, both common and d uncommon
and as the englis man will say,
u are a BLOODY NITWIT,
but then u no fit understand dat 1 too.

so i will keep it simple,
u are 2 dumb,
2 stupid,
2 dense,
2 intellectually incapacitated,
2 mentally deranged,
and
2 solo makinde,

to stand up to me.

cos
, i see u, U RUN,

well, d important thing,
is d bosom,

_{d face of d bosom carrier is inconsequential,
i go use pillow cover am,}

no so far d bosom is not less than 34b,
u know,
d bigger d better,

shape can b banana like,
mango shape, big mango o, as big as ituen head, ( no vex)
cumcumber shape,
yam tuber shape,

and my favourite, paw paw shape.

@sammy










i sabi kiss too o

donkey

u b da man,

i go dash ur my gran ma


u too much jo

clemcykul:
very very true olulu

*signed, sealed, and certified*

thanks dear








i just hate all dis wannabes
e, or wetin call

walks in gun in right hand,
whip in my left,
handcuffs on my belt,

i come in peace,
but i take no prisoners.


did sumone say bosom?
i love dem




@poster
Hmmmmm

Emperoh:
You are simply and Autistic Savant.
How is your English better


slowpoke?

dis man, y u dey like to disgrace urself,
brain , u no get,
sense, u no get
action, u no get

ok, so wetin u get,

idiotic behaviour,
mumu- nish actions,
diarhorrea of the mouth,
and a
mentally deficient body system




go and sin lick no more,
B.A.L = Baboon Ass Licker

fineyabber:
Ha!
i bind any foul spirit in this room! All weapons fashioned against me and especially targeted towards making my kokolet shrink is hereby destroyed. My kokolet and Nightie's Kuvuki apple are meant to be!

Olulu I bind you in the sea,
I bind you on land
I cast you into the lake of Nairaland rubble

VERSE II
May you be castrated in the south
may you always have to see and never do it
you will forever know the agony of pepper in your eyes

VERSE III
in your dreams, Clemcy will use pliers to pull out your teeth
your bathroom slippers will always have extra heels
Indeed you will only look with your eyes and see the recompense of wicked ones like you.

all dis for u alone?
eeya, u are in trouble.


but u b ungrateful human beans
i give u advice,
u begin curse urself,
u don dey sexually dehydrated,
u need help,
go c babalawo

Naughty,
butt wild crazy,
nakedly naked freaky,


in short

am just, simply olulu

u try cashie baby,

i dn't mind being d man in ur woman,
or finding home in u,
u know

Emperoh:
@Olodo abu O[b]mumu[/b]

Them from where born You sef?
Why u dey complain if them yab you.
Anything wey You talk from now on i go show u say i fit fight the 6 of your type with out blinking
SCUMTWAT.

are u sure ur mental capacity,
is able to handle d tenacity,
which i will use to engage u and destroy u with animosity.



but then,
u no sabi english,
cos
u are just a bloody C.R.A.B
Crazy Rat Ass Banger,
dat has sucked Baboon Breasts,
and licked Baboon Anus,
so tay
d tin don infect ur brain,
turn u to "Dundee United."

Bloody B.A.L.
Baboon Anus Licker

to get what u have neva gotten b4,
u must b prepared to do what u have neva done b4.

to get nite nurse, u need to pray 7 times,
in 7 places,
for 7 days,
at 7pm each day.
u will carry 7 plates of raw pepper,
u will use d raw pepper to rub ur eyes 7 times,
ur mouth 7 times,
ur anus 7 times,
but most especially,
ur 3rd leg 7 times,
at 7 pm,
after d 7 days prayer,

and i assure u, nite nurse will come to u,

_{for ur hospital bed,}




go and sin no more

saucekid:
*slaps his face*
na who make you observer?

naijastyle:
^{slaps him back}
you wan carry me play abi.

saucekid:
*wipes him slap + blow*
u no dey fear again

naijastyle:
^{removes shirt with plenty vexation} abi were se were ori e ni.

^{gives him deadly upper cut and slaps him with a special ring. he falls down yakata and can't get up again. begs me for mercy by kissing my feet}

You are forgiven. Dont mescaform anyhow again and be a good boi. ^{gives him lolipop}

KOLOMENTALIST GRADE A PLUS PEOPLE

Emperoh:
.

I don't run nowhere. She will tell You we own the thread.
I guess u need an enhancement serum
Ohh i almost forgot,
Just suspend it to the Ceiling with a rope and You see it will get longer

Arrow!!

.

bros, u dull o,
or na stupidity dey worry u,
no b talk say ur tin na normal one,
and normal one na 3inches,
so u need d enhancement and the celing suspension pass me,
cos me
na anaconda i carry under,
i no fit shout




_{empress or empe -(tiny)- rod, or wetin call sef, Bloody Sissy, shame on u, na woman u fit fight}

Nina4eva:
Olulu may God help u. You r in love with this thread

omoge,
i dn't hate what i didn't create, so y hate d thread?
and


_{thats i love u too, cos no b me create u}