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usaefat:
selected candidate's list back from faculty... presently in admissions office.
#soiheard
its worth believing!

so what is the latest

i will comment later.

lekzzydo:
please any idea on what dz bros is saying

google is your friend

@op congratulobia. When it get to my time, i will lead the opening prayer, shouting in the plane "oya o,everybody let us close our eyes....." i know some people like op will just be SMH and Yimu on me.

MissMeiya:
Do you know what that expression means?

whatever it means is my opinion!

Seun:
Nobody has asked what the male corper did. So I'm asking. It'd be funny if you could get someone decamped by provoking them to slap you.

Seun seem to be coming out of the closet these days.

Benvolio:
pls is dere any news abt the 2nd list? ave bin hering its out? ??

i don't think so, but what is your source?

*danger* http://aitonline.tv/post-asuu__fg_yet_to_honour_agreement_with_lecturers

are you thinking what i am thinking! I pray it doesn't happen o.

anybody with anynews?

The new N100 centenary
banknote was formally
presented to the Federal
Executive Council (FEC) meeting
presided by President Goodluck
Jonathan at the State House on Wednesday. Governor of the Central Bank of
Nigeria (CBN), Godwin Emefuele,
who presented the note, said
that the note is to
commemorate 100 years
amalgamation of the northern and southern protectorates in
1914. Stressing that it was produced
with the most advanced
technology in the world, he said
that the note retained the
picture of late Chief Obafemi
Awolowo on the front side. He said that the new note has
security features against
counterfeiting and with special
durability tolerance. The Zuma Rock at the back of
the current note has been
replaced by Q.R. code and other
pictures. Speaking on the Q.R. code, the
CBN governor said that with
telephone set and iPad having QR
code scanner and the application
to be released by the bank,
Nigerian will be able to scan and read historical facts about
Nigeria. The Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi
Okonjo-Iweala who wondered
how much it will cost to print the
notes, noted that the Q.R. code
features will be useful for
students to catch up with the history of Nigeria. From the leaflets circulated
showed various programmes
leading to issuance of the note
to Nigerians. While the launch of the
partnership programme aimed at
banknote equipment
manufacturers and other
machine suppliers will hold next
Wednesday, the new notes will be issued into circulation on
Friday 19th December END

source:www.thenationonlineng.net/new/fg-unveils-new-n100-centenary-note/

going by last year trend 2nd list was released around November ending, hoping and praying it is followed this year. Mehn i am going crazy day in day out as i and many other wait tiredlessly for the 2nd list.



Haba ife where art thou 2nd list, the torture is enough to send one to hell/heaven whichever is yours! I am just kind of confident that 2nd list is not complete and would not be out if






















my name is not there..

just passing by...lolz! You guys are really having a nice time here o..






btw any news on 2nd list?

i vote JENNIMMA

guys howva naa, any news about the 2nd list..

Khaynet:
are you on whatsapp?

lets connect on mail, msg me on olu200016@gmail.com

Khaynet:
lol
check www.naijaxplorer.tk

so what are u thinking we do?

Khaynet:
u still running the site?

yea, but i kind of need a partner who knows how wapka works.

herald9:
Did I just see SeverusSnapes?


The one and only Potions master of Hogwarts..


Don't mind me...am such a huge fan of Harry Potter.

yea snapes the "half blood prince."

This is to notify all interested jambites who are yet to gain admission into any school and wishes to do so this year. You can apply for admission into OSUN STATE POLYTECHNIC IREE.


Note; the programme is not a full time programme. It is known as DPT Daily Part Time Programme. The priviledge is that the programme is a 2years programme just like every school full time programme. The result will be the same as full time students result, so no panic.

If you are interested drop a comment on whatever you want to know. Goodluck

SeverusSnape:
Nice one Op, women has many roles to play in this present day and age. Being assets rather than liabilities, Hopefully, my WIFE will be an asset, not just an asset; a fixed asset.

you are a die-hard fan of Harry

There are different people we meet in church. They include;



1. The Sleepers: lol for these kind of people, you will see them sleeping especially during sermon. Some elderly people will even pretend putting on their eyes glass and bend their heads as if reading the bible.it is a lie o, they are already far in dreamland.



2. The Chargers: Hardly will you go to any church without finding them. They will rather carry their charger than the bible. Their aim of going to church is to charge, simple.



3. The talkertives. Meh these set of people can talk. While the man of God is saying the word at the front they are busy chit chatting at the back where they are commonly found.



4. The Questionaire: These set of people are often found at the front. They can ask questions! Once the pastor sees them, he would be like "bro peter, any question??"



5. The Competitors: These people compete till Jesus come. Commonly found among the ladies/women. They can run their account down through buying latest designers and to be in fashion.



6. The Funny People: These people can make fun of anything.Laughing at everything laughable. They always sit in group especially at the back.



7. The Dancers. They can dance to any beat, and can dance anyhow eg shoki and the likes. The set of people that will want to contribute 20naira but they will dance till they are tired.



8. The Critics: chai!! These people can criticise like mad. "is he suppose to dress like that?" "God! What is she wearing, see her full bosom, children of nowadays." you will hear them say.



9. The Sturborn People: It is their nature. They are always seen arguing with the urshers. "Sir/Ma sit down here." they will be like "No way, i am sitting under the fan there."



10. The Prayer Warriors: You will find them at the front or middle. They can pray eh?



Add yours. Happy Sunday.

XXX5:
guyz the 2nd list had being fowarded to jamb....a reliable source informed me yesterday that I've being admitted to study building

can the reliable source help me to check mine?

its been a long time.. Just passing by.

Bibol:
WICKED!!

hey swity, i am not wicked o just telling him the fact, that kind of post can't make it to fp except he modify the post for correction. Truth is bitter!
Happy Sunday!

i swear it cannot make fp with all this Engilishi the op is sharing. Taaaa

let me start by letting Prospective Accountants know that there have been alot of changes in the accounting world. E.g balance sheet has been changed to Statement of financial position, there is no longer fixed asset it is now non-current asset. And an advice if you still used to the T format of Trading account meh you are sitting on a long thing start learning columnar method and there is no longer stock it is now inventory.

don't know if you guys will like to participate

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