₦airaland Forum

Pataki:
You are very sick in the head. Only a Boko Haram member or one who loves killing human beings senselessly will state what you have just typed on this thread.

At times I wonder what has gotten into the head of some you animals that deem yourselves as human beings? Of what difference are you from Shekau? Innocent children are being stolen, killed aimlessly......yet all what your diseased head can say is this mannerless crap. May your life be managed and administered in sorrow as families in Yobe, Borno, Adamawa are perpetually in sorrow due to the useless being we have as a President who does not know his right from his left.

The devil resides in you.

I take strong objections to your utterances. Please, don't do this on my post. What is it with you and personal abuse? When has one lost the entitlement to his own opinions?

Please, sir, mind the way you talk to people. Let us see in you the training you received at home.

Reminds one of crocodile tears.

You wish.

This can only happen in your dreams. That dream is as a result of constipation arising from overfeeding.

egift:
The Zoologist is negating in his duty while his community is being destroyed and you are still asking this type of question?

When people around you are being blown up, you will know how personal it is.

Jonathan is a failure.

I beg to defer. I don't see him as failure. The goat do sweat oh but the hair on its body covers it.

Shikena!

Then he'll become an artist - move back to the drawing board.

Why is he taking it personal?

Ask Obama when next you see him.

Was the bomb blast intended to stop him from declaring?

Like fathers like sons.

Don't be surprised if the money shared run to millions (if not billions) when it's time to account for it.

#babies infrastructure.

arsetalks:
Do you not think it will be rude and he will be tagged all sort of names by people like you if journalist approached him and he refuse to grant them interview? He was asked questions, he answered. Thats normal.

My dear, I always try to ensure that my comments are factual and well grounded.

My criticism is balanced.

Must he always talk. Abegi. Is he now a saint? Or is APC now holy. As far as I am concerned, APC & PDP na same price.

Now many things have been said about marriage and relationship. Yet, I still want you to reflect on this:

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
If ever you're wrong, admit it,
If ever you are right, shut up.

#fact

“Honestly, what do Nigerians want me to do? If
they don’t believe I’m not a fundamentalist,
what else can I do?”

**In Adams Osho baba's voice**

"Go and......... "

Wahala. Just that in this judgment, there's no appeal. So oga, jejely go return the money.

In case you don spend am on ur wife and other........em em. Just begin to collect them back if no ur jail term go long pass monkey tail.

@OP, thank God you are xtian. There's no RELATIONSHIP whatsoever between xtian and CHRISTIAN. You, as xtian, know what you want and we, Christians, sure know what we want.

Note: I am neither apc nor pdp. Both na same price.

I don't know why some people find it hard to understand that Nigeria is a secular state. Always making issues difficult not only for themselves but others also. Haba.

date1816:
Bros, are you okay?

I am OK oh. Na as the matter come be

WIZGUY69:
[size=48]credit should be given to the governors of the states that curb Ebola. I disagree with jona. on this.[/size]

Agreed! So what should be given to those states where boko haram is ruling? Nobody is blaming them but everyone is matching to aso rock to #bringbackourgirl. It's bad enough that they are still in captivity but what is the state government doing compared to ebola state?

N1.4b Mr governor...........huh.

1. I was made to wash as a child.
2. People who wash are hypochrites - they
rechon they're cleaner than other people.
3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I
could never decide which one was right.
4. I used to wash, but it got boring, so I
stopped.
5. I still wash on special occassions, like
Christmas and Easter.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I'm still young. When I'm older and have
got a bit dirtier I might start washing.
8. I realy don't have time.
9. The bathroom's never warm enough.
10. People who make soap are only after your
money.

Daft, isn't it? We all need to wash, and we
know it. There's no argument!
And we all need a personal friendship with
Jesus, too. The need may not be quite so
obvious, but it's there all the time.
Jesus can do something soap and water can
never do: He can make us clean on the inside!
And that can't be bad!
Like to know how He does it? We'd be glad to
expalin - without flannel or soft soap!

**walks in, hands akimbo**

**looks right and left, seeing nobody**

*walks out, shaking head**

I am tired of Nigeria's politics of accuse and counter accuse. So I have decided, I ain't voting nobody come 2015!

Why would you want to vote in that election and who will you vote for and why?

Give me 5 reasons why I should leave my house that day and go to stand in the sun to vote for another 4 years of accuse and counter accuse.

FOOLFINDER: My parents don't give me a choice in the matter.

How so?

Is any of these the reason(s) you go to
church?

Some go to church to take a walk;
Some go to church to laugh and talk;
Some go there to meet a friend;
Some go there their time to spend;
Some go there to meet a lover;
Some go there a fault to cover;
Some go there for speculation;
Some go there for observation;
Some go there to doze and nod;
The wise go there to worship God.

Tell us.........what do you go there to do?

(Luke 15: the story of the lost son)

Feeling footless and frisky, a feather-brained
fellow
Forced his fond father to fork over the
farthings.
He flew far to foreign fields,
And frittered his fortune feasting fabulously
with faithless friends.
Fleeced by his fellows in folly, and facing
famine,
He found himself a feed-flinger in a filthy
farmyard.
Fairly famishing, he fain would have filled his
frame
With foraged food from fodder fragments.
'Fooey! My father's flunkies fare finer!'
The frazzled fugitive forlornly fumbled, frankly
facing facts.
Frustrated by failure, and filled with
foreboding,
He fled forthwith to his family.
Falling at his father's feet, he forlornly
fumbled,
'Father, I've flunked, and fruitlessly forfeited
family fellowship favour.'
The far-sighted father, forestalling further
flinching,
Frantically flagged the flunkies, 'Fetch a fatling
from the flock and fix a feats!'
The fugitive's fault-finding brother frowned
On this fickle forgiveness of formed falderal.
But the faithful father figured,
'Filial fidelity is fine, but the fugitive is found!
Let flags be unfurled! Let fanfares flare!'
His father's forgiveness formed the foundation
For the former fugitive's future fortitude.

I know that this is nothing new. But please hearing this from a 3 years old girl makes me shudder.

I was on my way to the office in the morning when I saw buses lined up in the compound and many children (from 12 years downward) gathered. I asked questions as to what was happening and I was told that they were going for children conference, (it's Anglican children ministry programme). OK. Now, by the time I was returning from office, I saw the little girl standing with her parents and I went to her and asked her:

Me: "Treasure, why didn't you go for the children's conference?"

Treasure: "Because Boko Haram is there!"

I was shocked. We are not even in the North. We are here in the South - South.

The question now is, is this what are children will learn from or meet in this generation?

Please parents, is it possible to hide this things from our children?

God bless Nigeria!

His HEART!

Faun: Kwankwaso, abeg, when the Boko Superstars are done reducing Shoprite to rubbles, don't forget to go sweep the venue with your APeeShit broom like you did when the president visited.
Losers.

Now, as for this coneheaded id1ot...



Common sense should already tell you, that in every setting, when the master is killed off, the next people to follow him are his slaves.
Same way, it would apply here: When Boko Haram is done with the Hausa-Fulani and Kanuris, the next in line to be wiped out, will be their slaves, the Yorubas who have been dutifully sucking their dirty, uncircumcised diccks since Dan Fodio cornered Ilorin.

Remember Yorubas are 50% muslim? Be careful what you wish others, because when they infiltrate and start wiping you pigs off the face of the earth (which is already BOUND to happen), I will be more than happy to come back here, remind you of your utterances, and laugh at you... But then again, chances are, you'd have already been killed off by then.

Keep living in the past and talking about 1967, when times have changed. Keep praying the British Empire and the defunct Soviet Union all come together to save you lepers known as Yorubas.
Ask yourself, how many Igbo muslims do we have? The joke is on you, boy.
You are already marked for death, and the muslims in your midst are the ticking time bombs which will definitely happen. You're talking about Igbos getting killed in the North, not knowing your Yoruba brothers are bigger casualties, but because you're cowards, your deaths mainly go unnoticed - Like the Yoruba Oba who was killed like a rat in Kano last month. I bet you never heard the news. I dey laugh your tribe.
Your Northern masters are getting destroyed in their homes, and the same fate awaits you.
Remember Michael Adebolajo the terrorist? Yeah, there are many others like him currently lurking in your cursed hell-hole.
Death and destruction is the only future for you SWines from the South West, since that's what you wish for me too. Human garbage.

Ah,!!! Bros, you vex oh.

@op, when we talk about computers, we also talk about the programmers. So it's the same with this issue you raised. Who instituted this "act of betray your spouse and die"? MEN! Trust me, you wouldn't want to do something that will harm or not profitable for you.

What have we done to ourselves in this generation?