Hoojay:
OBO!!! Man of Steel...lolz!

Teeth whitener for just 4 Lagos customers...DM

Man of steel indeed. ��

overseer1:
I'm already of tired of Covid this Covid that. Make them give people break abeg and allow us some rest.

I swear. This Coro thing has taken over every sphere of life.

To restock food from where? When he refused to open any market. Rubbish!

ArmaniUhuru:


I am not Igbo, but I like them. Instead of donating to this yahoo government, they are channeling the money to their communities and environs. Wise people.

Charity begins at home.

See me wahala o. Is it by force to have it?

Lovelyn451:
Only Rivers ppl understands wike, no matter what he does or how agberoish he talks, a real riverian knows he has their interest at heart, so every other tribe calling him tyrant bla bla bla should Bleep off, u don't know him more than rivers ppl

I pray o.

That's good of her.

NigPatriot:


Yeah more like it. Do stay safe dear.

Sure! Thanks.

Absconders everywhere.

NigPatriot:
If you ask me, I see no reason why Portharcourt should embark on a TOTAL lockdown. Their cases are relatively low. Ironically, if for any reason this panic buying will lead to many infections because of the cluster. Wrong choice Wike!. Decision Seems more political inclined than empathetic.

The man is simply wicked. He want his authority to be felt by all.

Prodigee:
Atleast some are wearing face masks. Unlike the centre of excellence

People here at PH love their lives o. Even little kids wear face mask.

Anarchy01:
Situation In Port Harcourt A Day Before Total Lockdown (Photos)

Currently, the whole city is out in preparation of the total lockdown imposed by Gov. nyesom Wike which is set to commence tomorrow till further notice.

I stepped out also to buy whatever my cash can reach. Its so difficult to even get cash as long queues can be seen. The traffic is so tight, both on car tracks and pedestrian lanes

En route; Rumuodara to Rumunduru Town

Mr wickedness on the beat. Total show of power, nothing else. God will are us through.

No single new case in Rivers, and Mr Wicked is putting us on total lockdown. There is God oo!

emeijeh:
Jeez!
Where have I been?
11 year old girls now wear bras?

DAMN!!!

Yes! Puberty now start at nine (9), so is true. Besides, this is computer age.

manuel4real:
go work na..shey they don comot lockdown

Shey na everybody get work no?

FARA4GA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUZL_fI1FMA

Taskforce checkpoint at an Enugu state border has nabbed some men who were being smuggled into the state, hidden among cows.

It should be recalled here that in recent weeks, Kano state has been the worst hit by the COVID-19 Pandemic in Nigeria, with hundreds of deaths reported.

It should also be recalled that recent reported cases in Enugu state had a travel history of being in Kano before returning to the state.

Back to sender. Nna see wickedness. Enugu state governor should impose curfew in the state o at night to avoid story that touch o. Although Enugu state may not be their destination.

Where are they going to? Please, they should remain there o.

funmisticqueen2:
the gear is not available na. Many of them have not been paid. Simple face mask is 11k for a pack, not to talk of hazmat suit.
Hazard allowance is 5k, yet if they are to protest the lack of availability of PPE and poor welfare, you will still say they're wicked. Na wa for you.

That's right. My neighbor told me yesterday that her boss who works at UPTH, didn't go to work throughout last month because there is no money to pay them, so they are alternating the work. And most of the workers are afraid of CORONA.

ogbuefi677:
Typical abokki is usu wicked and heartless.
This dishonorable was brought to FMC Keffi in d evening of Wednesday last week.
Came with an offduty nurse from the center who wanted to stampede the casualty officer(emergency room doctor) into admitting him straight to the VIP ward cos according to him,d patient was a known diabetic whose blood sugar went up.
Luckily, immediately d doctor heard 'honorable', his antenna went up.He insisted that he'll take at least a brief history and insisted the patient puts on a facemask and be brought into d outer part of the emergency as against what d nurse was saying(he wanted honorable to be seen in d car and transferred sharp sharp to the VIP ward)
Doctor asked for hx including of fever and cough,they denied that of cough but agreed he had fever b4 and was treated at home.The vital signs he was given by d same nurse that brought d patient said temperature was within normal range(possible error from the infrared thermometer).
While this was going on,d patient started coughing. The doctor rechecked d temperature with a simpler thermometer,lo and behold it indicated the man had fever.Of course, they never mentioned the fact that he had been to several hospitals.
He made a decision to transfer d patient to an isolation room(on govt paper FMC Keffi is an isolation center but it's just a small cubicle inside d A&E).
Meanwhile,d nurse was mounting pressure that d patient be transferred to VIP(where definitely he would've infected many other ppl esp staff) and even involved other member of d staff of FMC to pressurize d doctor but the doctor stood his ground and insisted d patient can only go to d isolation cubicle.
Unfortunately,d patient died d following morning,by Saturday, his sample that was collected came out positive.

Just negodu! And there is no VIP grave o. Doctor wee sabi, you do well jare.

tutudesz:
With lockdown ending today, only God know what will happen by this time next week.

Nothing will happen that has not being happening. Are we going to be locked in forever? If the government had solutions to the lockdown, they would have implemented it all these while and by now, it would have being we asking them not to ease the lockdown, but to complete what they had started. But no, the number keep rising. So even now, let us protect ourselves through the help of God. The government can't help us.

u11ae1013:
apart from fufu and cocoyam soup, what resources can you people boast of

You will soon know When the time comes. For now, fingers crossed.

byteem:


Nope.. chinese test kits are compromised. .. the ones already used were cleaned up repackaged and shipped to african countries .. take it or leave it.. most proffesional suppliers if laboratory materials have all agreed not to.import their kits but these guys still bribe govt officals and get these kits into circulation..even their malaria and thypoid test kits used to be compromised. No be today.. we in the system know.. so be quoting english.. i dare you to go and get tested with one of those kits.. evem if you have locked ur self indoors for two months ul still turn out positive .. u and the mango in ur fridge

, Even the mango in his fridge. This might be true o. May God help us.

Gjrich:


This is an indication that most test kits supplied to Africa are not working properly

And its busy giving people fake results.

Happy birthday Jenny girl.

lalasticlala:
Chidinma Turns 29 Today



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chidinma

Happy birthday my African Queen.

lalasticlala:
Chidinma Turns 29 Today



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chidinma

Happy birthday my African Queen.

JAOS:
to those of you here in nairaland YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERS

Of course. Everyone's days are Numbers. Or is yours Alphabet? ��

JasonJidenna:
The virus also affects the economy of great nations and the pockets of it's citizens.

Royruky:


But how did the guy get her account details?

Seriously! All is just to trend.

ahmedkoded95:


https://www.thecable.ng/i-recovered-after-40-days-treatment-atikus-son-shares-covid-19-experience/amp

`No investment in our health sector is too much`. Very true sir.

xpmode:


https://www.nannews.ng/kwara-govt-mourns-late-commissioner/

Village people at work. Terrible things are really happening these days. May God help us all.

Tripitaka:
Have you dated a girl who is a product of incest?
Have you dated a girl whose brother raped the mother for ritual purposes?
Have you dated a girl who grew up to find out that her actual dad is the family driver, but the pregnancy was passed on to the "willing dad"?
Have you dated a girl whose own father has been sexually abusing?
Have you dated a girl whose mother's nude pictures are all over the internet because she was caught shoplifting?

I believe your answer would be "No", as you would have included these in your narrative.

The families in your narrative can hardly be classed as "troubled" as I would like to think that your experiences are the peculiarities of your average Nigerian family. The average Nigerian family where diabolism and fetishism is real; where cohabitation is in vogue because the government outlaws abortion and your parents would insist on you living with the man who impregnated you even if he has no interest in marrying you; where young widows are still oppressed by their late husband's relatives; where poverty and unemployment is the norm hence a 40yr old unemployed man is nothing out of the ordinary.

The women you have been with are not from troubled families, at least in my opinion. They are simply from Nigerian families.

Pure truth. There is hardly any family in Nigeria that doesn't have one issue or the other. Either rich or poor.