adecz:
Which year oyibo go
come marry from poor
9ja family??

Which year poor family go get money travel go der before them go meet... Abi u tink say Na her papa house the Oyibo see am?

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Enuf of dis shiiit abeg
It used to be funny

Atmmachine:


You belong to the kitchen

Why not go to the kitchen and make me some garri and egusi soup

Women shouldn't talk or watch football, this is how foolish they sound

Soccer is not about coming to the field to show your dance skills ??

Okocha taught Ronaldinho how to play football (i can show you a couple of videos)

Ronaldinho was the show master in the history of football, won several trophies for Barcelona

Even though he was an attacking midfielder

You're too small and ignorant to remember what Okocha did for Bolton wanderers

You're too dumb to Know​ he did an amazing job for PSG

Women are naturally dumb

Woe to the lady that made this guy annoyed. Had she known she wouldn't have made that statement
Sha de 'dumb' part Was too much
We have women of great minds
Guess u just said that out of annoyance

Damn
Dats some finishing ryt der

See dis one oo
Bcoz d tin look old?
Somtin wey I got Forge naw naw

Dis girl too like kissing

I think say dbang and psquare na African musicians too
Or am I missing something

weyabcom:
Well nairalanders can help us to identify this animal...
Terminated the life not long ago (Animal right not invited please)
What next please

How are you feeling in ur body Now that you have killed this beautiful animal

How are you feeling in ur body Now that you have killed this beautiful animal

SammieLowkey:

meaning?
If not 4 her fame, she's just like d average girl in the streets of Lagos..

Abi oo
She fine pass those beauty queens wey flavour husyythe gv belle any how?

My advice :stop watching too much of American movies

mykelmeezy:
for real


who dafuq is she

Savage

On why she changed her surname from Aimakhu to Abraham:

“Abraham is my father’s name and it was a family decision. I cannot be talking about my family online, it is my life. My brother who is also a famous dancer bears the name, David Abraham. That shows that it is my father’s name. At first I thought about my brand before changing the name but eventually, I had to change it. I did not want to change it but my business manager asked me to do so. I know the decision confused some of my fans but with time, they would get used to it. I am Toyin Abraham now and I am building a new brand.”

http://looknaija.com/2017/05/dont-want-man-will-constantly-beg-money-toyin-abraham/

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This part touched me
I no even know her not to talk of her brother and she said he is famous

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crackerspub:


dude during our time waec officials bring the paper to school not from police station. its straight from waec office

Abeg Comot where d officials the carry am from abi na dat morning of d exam dem d bring am for ward office

iamtewwy:
See as donjazzy don take style curve linda Eyaaah i just they pity for her...nobdoy wants to marry her

U d pity for woman Wey use 500mil buy house
Woman wey Forbes recognise as d highest paid blogger in Africa
Bros I pity for you

HerPov:

It's my time of the month! I have some chemical imbalance I think. All these sound like excuses but it's the truth. I guess I've lost him for good, huh?

Yes they are truly excuses
Ur time of the month ... Does it mean each time it's " ur time of d month" he should start preparing for a break up?
Jujin from ur age(28) am guessing d guy too no go be small boy. .so y not start thinking long term?
And mind you, for him to Cope up with this for five times means he is a good guy and sister we no plenty for this world again .. .so my advice ,if he decides to take u BAk cancel d "it's over" from ur Relationship except for other reasons neccesary
Just try as much as possible to make him understand this is d last time you would do dat am sure he will understand. If he could cope with ur drama for that long he should.
When a gentleman loves, he loves for good

TriumphJohnson:
Nollywood Actress, Daniella Okeke is having the time of her life amidst controversies by chilling in Dubai in what has been a long vacation.

The Nollywood Actress is currently holidaying in Dubai, and today spent her entire day swimming with the dolphins.

You'd see more photos in the link below, Daniella Okeke was once linked to Apostle Suleiman in a sex scandal that suggests her expensive lifestyle is being funded by the Apostle.


SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/05/daniella-okeke-shows-off-expensive.html

No d put actress for her before her name Abeg
Which film she don act wey u see tell me

dingbang:
i dont eat snake meat

na python no bi snake

The man is 93 and he still attends meeting. ..hmmm Sha Mk I rest my case

Nysc

Kai fine baby fa
I wish I could just collect d baby and train him or her

dingbang:
I go just carry fuel take burn all of them

burn Wetin see correct meat for pepper soup

Churchill Is going about helping people
TONTO too now no fit just help person kip kwaet
Hmmm Nawa o
Thank God say man no bi God

Too much beauty for one face

The story been d sweet untill they say ndidi na 20years old

Money good oo see as one of those chiefs bend down for em front
Bet wait oo Wetin do TONTO

Here iam still trying to picture n imagine how a full grown man concived this kind of idea ...GOD..
the thought of it only, makes me feel some how
Totally inhuman

hmmm uyo girls 17 isn't a too young age

pass111:
I just don't understand why people celebrate and rejoice when a child is born but mourn, cry, grieve, some even curse God when someone dies.
I mean, God is the one who gives and takes away life right?
So why celebrate one and despise the other.
Precious is it in the eyes of Lord for the death of his saints.

Death is a liberation from this enslavement called Earth

bros na which kind took b DAT so pple should be dabbing cos d same God's good creation passed away and where u see say God d apy say pple d die abeg

eee ee en toor typu na mk we c

TDonald:


She sef dey carry charger go church

u swer na wetin I notice too even d house paint self.. I tot she is sopoz to b rich at least to an xtent