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HungerBAD:
The Writer of this Article has a wonderful imagination.

This write up puts the J in the Junk, masquerading as a write up.

How can you just sit and make up stories?

This article belongs in the dungeon of a toilet.

All I did was scroll down to the source when I saw the title and hell, I wasn't disappointed!!

As a friend once said, it is a piece of garbage meant for consumption by only fools.

dunkem21:
I did not say I will show people proof .. I don't play such low games bro ..


But, you know Wetin I dey talk ..

Shame on you bro. Seeing how long it's been since you registered on the forum, I could wager both balls you aint less than 31. You should know better than joining the kids on the forum to play "low games" or indulge them.

By the way, I normally don't reply such stuffs. I'm only talking to you seeing you aren't a kid (since 2007 aint no joke ). Some of the things I say here (especially directed at your tribe), I do simply out of sheer rebellion and hardly mean them. I get along with them just fine outside- even got a couple of them as very close friends (Ekene et al) and one of the baddest (in fact the baddest!! ) blaja I've ever received came from a sista.

By nature, I'm a rebel. So, a lot of folks stand to be disappointed hoping I'd hate Buhari because they expect/want me to, especially when his major offence is being a Northern Muslim. Rather, I'd despise those who want me to for being such ethnoreligious bigots. Imagine someone calling PentiumPro a "smelly cvnt" simply because she dared to hold an opinion different from his- what kind of "man" does that??

Well, make I put fuel for car, got a long journey to make.

Do have a fantastic week ahead.

PentiumPro, do no return insults, that would get you banned. Simply quote the comment and copy a mod.

E be like some people wen talk say dem no be Nigerians and no want naija matter at all na dem come dy carry my kontri matter for head pass.

How e take consine dem who and who be naija minister I no just know!! Shooo!! Which kian pokenosing be dis?

dunkem21:
Dem say Kachikwu still dey do like PDP ..because him no sabi lie like Lai lalasticlala ..

Dem go soon tell Minister of Transportation say him no win his constituency ..


Saraki, dem don already tell you na

Baba, e don pass 30 hours wey u say u go show people proof say I been claim Igbo oo. Una even summon one guy (maybe una in-house detective) to splash the evidence everywhere.

How much longer make I wait?

Midnight Migraine loading for the Yoots.

Alezy:
I don't know if this should be in the religious, jokes or political section but the MODS will do something about it. thanks

Anybody/ nigerian who still stand with APC and PMB after trying to tax the masses on phone calls and all, THIS PICTURE IS FOR YOU.

As far as am concerned, they are only trying to raise funds for looting purpose since crude won't bring the necessary cash for them to loot again.

Those countries with high taxation can't be compared to this country where nothing is Woking. NO LIGHT, NO FUEL yet u wanna tax the citizens to their last kobo. In those countries with heavy taxation, they see what their money is used for but that's a No for this country.

despite the years Nigeria benefited from high price of crude who would have thought at this time we won't still have constant light? but now u want us to believe after failed promises??

@Bold: that is a complete chronicle of PDP leadership right there. 16 horrendous years yet absolutely nothing point at as a gleaming legacy.

To make matters worse, they expect APC to do under a year what they failed woefully to do in 16. How more silly can a party get??

Looks a bit photoshoped to me.

TheNonce:






1: Threads content: SUPERB CRAP!


2: Source: NONE EXISTENT!



3: Originality of report: HORRENDOUS!



4: O.p's reasoning ability: IDIOTIC!




Final verdict: This thread was created by a _dunce for other _dunces to believe or relate with! AVOID the o.p and its thread at all cost in order to protect your sanity! Thanks!!!

Lmao.

Sometimes instead of taking them on for how indescribably foolish they are, you simply feel sorry for their mental state.

Permanent brain damage from election loss- first time in the history of mankind.

tomakint:
Omenka my friend happy Easter Sunday to you

Wish you the same Tomakint. Come have some brandy.

Haba, let's be reasonable na. The entire company assets worldwide isn't worth that amount I believe.

I'd rather vote a decomposing Llama than vote anyone/thing standing under that demonic "humblera".

PassingShot:
Una obsession with PassingShot is too much. FYI, Na jand I dey, dey chop the life of my head

Sorry, biko. Things will soon improve for una.

Free those Israeli Morons. Na ignore mode me don enter sef. No time I click on a new page and I don't get a new mention.

modath:
Happy Easter....



SOL , Happy whatever it is you believe in.

Happy Easter dear.

Ps: That our sister has run mad again oo. She needs a leash before she reaches the market.

Never seen such a sad female my entire life. Like someone once said, she must be the ugliest lady alive to relentlessly follow a man around even when he's shown he doesn't give one hundredth of a fvck about her.

They've sent out a hashtag to the Israeli/PDP HouseOfHunger to tweet on. Next twitter trend would be #CorruptionAndBuhari.

Leggo.

Rotflmao!!

Who needs to pay N5000 to attend Basket Mouth shows when you can simply follow PDP on twitter and get all the comedy drills you need?

Is that Joke Silva or Adeosun??

By CHIDI NWOBODO for Saraki. As always!

If they don't defend corruption, who else will?

Mr Fayose, the ONLY problem you seem to have with the government is that is has chosen to TOTALY ignore your inane rants.

Why I like Explorers, he gives it to you with rare pictures.

Not that I don't appreciate the op though.

Lalasticlala, you still dey shush??

By the way, Op, that's an aerosol gun used to generate a continuous plume of smoke and not pepper spray as you say.

Never knew Nigerian police had those.

Under Baba, even Olokpa sef don get liver dey pursue Jonathan siblings.

What a glorious time in the history of our armed forces.

Sai Buhari!!

Anyone that wants to eat carrots should drive down to the nearest vegetable market and grab as many as their stomachs can carry.

All the carrots have been eaten by the goats in the last admin, including or precious yams.

Ekiti state has never and would never have it so bad.

Eyaa.

The fact the government alleged the man had died in custody only to be rewarding him today should be a testament to what Fayose and his co-travellers stand for.

Aufbauh:
All said, I also have a word for the Governor of Ekiti State. I hope he can quickly get a copy of Mario Puzo’s Magnus Opus, “The Godfather” to read about a certain notorious character called Luca Brasi. Perhaps this bit may help: “There are men in this world who go about demanding to be killed. They argue in gambling games; they jump out of their cars in a rage if someone as much as scratches their fender. These people wander through the streets calling out ‘kill me, kill me’. Luca Brasi was such a man…” At the end, Luca Brasi got his wish.
Fayose should learn to be wise!

Godfather, Last Don, the Mafia Manager, these are stuffs meant for people with functional organic brains. Not sure PDP supporters have any.

Happy Easter HungerBad.

eye4eye:
One Ibo boy opened a facebook account with an hausa boy name and picture and claiming an Hausa fellow said all those hateful messages.

Only a gaullible will fall for this. The same sh1t they tried before the presidential election.

Failed again.

Spot on!!! We've seen this a thousand times. Only fools as usual would fall for it.

They use the most Hausa-ish names and pictures to pass themselves off as one, but discerning minds can still see through their childish facade.

blaqoracle:
charge and bail lawyers.

You dey mind am.

These people saying "tell us the true state of our economy and be transparent" were the same shitheads that screamed "Buhari is de-marketing Nigeria with his utterances on the economy".

I've always said it and will reiterate it here- one of Baba's major flaws is his unparalleled honesty. Dude needs to learn to lie like a politician.