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Politics › Re: Kwara Group Stages Massive Protest In Support For CCT Trial Of Saraki by omenka(m): 2:02pm On Mar 25, 2016
Op, a picture would have made this your food easier to digest.

When the hardworking Israelites, his adopted parents, protested against his trial, as it is their inviolable tradition to support crooks, we saw pics of them in their funny caps and gowns.

Gif us pinshure ojare. smiley
Politics › Re: What A Bike Man (Hausa) Told Me Today.. by omenka(m): 1:57pm On Mar 25, 2016
When they are short of bad news to celebrate, they simply pull one out of their asses and lick it like a lolly pop, then pat each other on the back for a job well done! cheesycheesycheesy
Politics › Re: Osun Will Become Ceramic Training Center – Govt by omenka(m): 1:37pm On Mar 25, 2016
Some people go soon die of stomach ache from acute hatred. What a miserable bunch. cheesy
Politics › Re: Code Of Conduct: I Am Ready For Trial – Saraki by omenka(m): 1:34pm On Mar 25, 2016
The mumu don run tire?? cheesy
Politics › Re: 16 Women And Girls Abducted By Boko Haram Rescued by omenka(m): 1:06pm On Mar 25, 2016
Too many bad news for Wailing Israelis today. cheesy

When same happened under their repugnant deity, the Ineffectual Sloth, he drank himself to stupor for nearly three weeks to drown the reality that people were actually abducted by his siblings.

Now we have an army that says NeverAgain and mean every alphabet of it- not some ineffectual twitter hashtag. smiley

Sai Baba Burantashi!! That man gets a permanent harrdon when he hears the name Boko Haram and always wants to screw them silly when the need arises. grin
Politics › Re: Female Bombers Killed At Umulari Mulai Near Maiduguri by omenka(m): 12:50pm On Mar 25, 2016
dammytosh:
Kill them all.

We have made progress.

Plenty m0r0ns are wating for the country to fail but guesss what ? They don't even have a passport not to talk of VISA to any where else if the implosion happens.

I will keep saying it. Election is over and no Election till 2019.

The only reasonable option is to pray God guide our leaders right.

Even His Excellency President Jonathan got several awards for conceeding defeat.

My dear Wailers, move on. Election is over.

Opening thousands of Nairaland Account can not change the fact that there is no election till 2019.

Call Dullard, Stupeed, illiterate etc.

He rules over the affair of your nation till 2019.

Deal with it or die in pains when you remember that every day.
cheesycheesy
Politics › Re: Presidency 2019: There Is Vacancy In Aso Rock by omenka(m): 12:14pm On Mar 25, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
You don't get it. He's a non-'party'san politician. That's why a lot of us easily misunderstand him. He belongs to all parties but is for no party. He is also nationalistic if that would favor his tribe.

In this context, you realize that Tonye is a true Statesman in the making, in the mould of the likes of GEJ, His hero and Buhari, his previous Mentor.

While others are in politics for what they will share, Tonye's in it for what might be shared. He's a master at analyzing, predicting, and revising his predictions. Tonye is the role model all Niger Deltans should aspire to become. No party can tie him down, for he loves all parties equally. And will done and wine with any, without sentiments.
His principles aren't based on what he might gain, but what gains can be made. It would be a shame if a man with such talents be used as a political tool.

modath omenk*a t*uale4u hu*ngerbad Cle*verly Ngen*eUkwenu
Non partisan?? Are you kidding me?? Lmao!! Even his signature clearly states where he belongs, but you say he is "non partisan". I bet the PDP he's referring to is one Charity Organisation. cheesy

And all he said about PDP taking over in 2019 is about the Pope from the charity organisation becoming the president.

Dude, your comment made me laugh real good. cheesy
Politics › Re: Former PDP Governors Meet At Suswam's Residence (photos) by omenka(m): 10:32am On Mar 25, 2016
Suswam, the Great ol Thief of Benue state.

Theodore Orji aint got nothing on this man!!

Worst governor ever in the history of humankind.

All he did was plant grasses in the middle of township roads, uproot them few weeks later, replant them and repeat the same, then cover the damn thing with concrete eventually when tired of planting!

Then he renovates a couple of primary schools and grease his mighty ego with a conspicuous Suswam Thank You inscription on their walls as though he did the renovations with his money.

Greatest achievement- buying cars and houses for little girls in town.

Tufiakwa.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Now Hugging Transformers In Protest Of Blackout(pics) by omenka(m): 10:28am On Mar 25, 2016
tayebest:
you would have give dem a little space to breath na... You just dish their hope now! cheesycheesy
Yeah, pardon me. I totally forgot to them, "lying is breathing". Denying them the chance to lie and get away with it is equivalent to suffocating them. cheesy
Politics › Re: El-rufai With Super Eagles Players In Kaduna (Photos) by omenka(m): 10:26am On Mar 25, 2016
kenonze:
If EL'Rufai becomes our next president, wailing wailers will relocate to sambisa and wail endlessly
Lmao. Seems our dear Mikel is already wailing (from the look on his face). cheesy
Politics › Re: Nigerians Now Hugging Transformers In Protest Of Blackout(pics) by omenka(m): 10:23am On Mar 25, 2016
Stale old pics from the era of the Ineffectual Ogogoro Baboon. Saw these late 2014. cheesy

Except that to the top left.
Politics › Re: Nigeria The First Country To Import Grass In World History by omenka(m): 10:09am On Mar 25, 2016
Op's title is simply sensational. Much as I don't fancy this policy since I believe we should be able to provide these in sufficient amount locally, I wonder why some people wanna bust their spleen throwing tantrums as though we faired any better under the Ineffectual Drunkard, importing billions of Naira worth of toothpicks.

They lied to the last day about the failed regime over some imaginary agric revolution while we couldn't become self sufficient in rice production, fish production or they other agro product for that matter.

Pray tell, what agricultural products were were importing prior the Ogogoro regime which we stopped importing due to a deliberate policy by that regime?? Someone just mention ONE.

Rather they'd tell you fertiliser racketeering was stopped- I laugh at them "lolly pops". cheesy Even my Oga in the office (an hardcore Jonathanian) was doing it when they were busy making all that noise.
Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks: Don’t Compare Me To Wizkid; Twitter Reacts Hilariously by omenka(m): 10:05am On Mar 25, 2016
Nnaabros:
All of 'em are trash. Singing trash songs with trashy shallow lyrics that shallow minded people waste money buying and dancing to. The only thing that sells their songs is beats and name. They all sing only about women's body, sex and their money. Meaningless jargons
You just spoke my mind. For me, the only musicians we have out there are Asa, Paul Play (wonder where the heck that dude is) Banky W (of old), Timi Dakolo, and perhaps three others.

The rest are simply trash to me.
Politics › Re: Ojukwu Warned Us Not To Fight Another Biafra War - Ikokwu by omenka(m): 9:56am On Mar 25, 2016
Onijagidijagan:
See bush boy. .if not 4 victor banjo and other yolobar mercinaries that fought 4 you, Biafra war will not be war.

No wonder yoruba people gave ur tribe "omo igbo" which translates to bush people uptill this day grin
lipsrsealed grin
Politics › Re: 7 Things Abubakar Shekau Said In New Video by omenka(m): 9:54am On Mar 25, 2016
Houseofglam7:
Thanks for stopping by. smiley
Anytime...
Politics › Re: Ojukwu Warned Us Not To Fight Another Biafra War - Ikokwu by omenka(m):
Ikokwu is a bloody Yolobar man.

Modify:

For those calling Agatu this and that, go and create an Agatu thread and wankoff there. No one's gonna stop yall.

This thread is about the Yelobar men Ojuikwu and Ikoikwu. cheesy cheesy

And they keep calling Kyase and I Agatu people. gringrin. Funny buncha kids that know nothing outside what they see in their sitting rooms (if they have any in their houses). cheesy
Business › Re: Shoprite Opens In Owerri As Residents Storm Complex (Photos) by omenka(m):
checkolatunji:
Chai!!!! This people local sha ooo grin grin grin

When them come Gidi, stay like 6 months them go begin do yanga like say them open eye before them leave their village. Yeye village people, even the ones wey go school still dey do like bush person.

Wetin annoy me pass na the way dem carry that tin for head.
Some even still sidon for ground dey wait for their turn to carry basket for head huh huh huh
Chai!!!! I tire for this people oooo
Haba naw dude. Is this really necessary??
Politics › Re: "How APC Destroyed Nigeria For 16 Years" by omenka(m): 8:53am On Mar 25, 2016
nbright:
omenka, where you been run go? Is there WiFi at the idp camp where you ran to? grin grin
Ask your sister bro, she just left my tent. smiley
Politics › Re: 'All Former Air Force Chiefs Diverted N558.2million Monthly'-Ex-NAF Finance Dir. by omenka(m): 8:50am On Mar 25, 2016
These guys really have no souls.

What were they amassing this sort of abominable wealth for- to bribe God??

Haba na!!
Travel › Re: NAF Jet Crashes At Yola Airport by omenka(m): 8:48am On Mar 25, 2016
I'm sure some people must have ran to the thread hoping to read about a jet busting into flames, preferably shot down by Shekau's boys, with all on board dead- only to be disappointed it was busted tires and the pilots only sustained injuries. cheesycheesy
Politics › Re: 7 Things Abubakar Shekau Said In New Video by omenka(m): 8:45am On Mar 25, 2016
Houseofglam7:
Let's say I got a very creative imagination grin
Let's just say I quietly walk away before they come after me for flirting with you. cheesy

Have a lovely day ma'am, and keep a tight leash on your "imaginative creativity". wink
Politics › Re: Presidential Probe Into ONSA Indicts More Than 300 Companies And Individuals by omenka(m): 8:42am On Mar 25, 2016
Melkizedek:
You're quick to call a man miles ahead of you ineffectual amoeba,but will run to your bedmate mod when a jab is thrown your way..hope you watched yesterday's new? Your elders were on their knees begging for a reprieve from the sons of Dan fodio..
He is an Ineffectual Amoeba. If that hurts you so badly, do the damn thing bro.

And yes, if you insult me, I'd report the mod. Nairaland Rules doesn't state that you cannot insult the (ex)president. What it prohibits is insulting a fellow nairalander. No one gets more insults here than President Buhari and I've never seen you call anyone to order for so doing- heck, if anything, I'm damn sure you "like" such comments. Perhaps those who insult him are "miles ahead of him".

Mtscheew.
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Dada Olatunji, Ex-Fire Service Boss Over Employment Scam by omenka(m): 8:36am On Mar 25, 2016
Acidosis:
People's lives need positive change, not internet journalism. An hungry man cannot afford a newspaper or subscribe to read about probing.
Are you one of such peoplehuh
Politics › Re: Troops Clear Remnants Of Boko Haram Terrorists In Kala Balge -photos by omenka(m): 8:21am On Mar 25, 2016
Another heart breaking news for the Wailing Israelites. cheesy

The morale of our troops is as high as the peak of Everest.

I remember when Baba picked Buratai, the PDP and their agents of darkness went to work to discredit him over some cooked up stories of sleaze he was involved in under the Ineffectual Baboon. Now I understand clearly exactly what their fear was- likelihood of total annihilation of their Military Wing (ask their National Chairman) under such a man as Buratai.

In record time and under very tight financial conditions, Baba has done what PDP couldn't do in 8 horrendous years! When Boko Haram members were busy moving in Tanks and Armoured Personnel Carriers, the Ogogoro flappy head was busy rubbing his diick on another man's wife's butt in a public rally- yet some goombah's wanted his retention in Abuja!

I know the war hasn't completely been won as there may still be pockets of remnants of resistance here and there- but so much progress has surely been made. We shall continue to consolidate the gains recorded until the last bullet is fired from their last fighter!

Sai Baba.

If you find my comment annoying, grab a short rope and locate a ceiling fan or a sturdy tree branch.

Thanks.
Politics › Re: 7 Things Abubakar Shekau Said In New Video by omenka(m): 8:18am On Mar 25, 2016
Houseofglam7:
Na d part wey go pain pass grin
Thought you're a lady, how you take know? cheesy
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Dada Olatunji, Ex-Fire Service Boss Over Employment Scam by omenka(m): 8:14am On Mar 25, 2016
Two applicants, Robert Mathew and Theresa Abah files petition against the ex-fire service men
With this, big fishes were picked up for questioning... Yet some fellas are still asking "where is the change??"

Funny people. smiley
Politics › Re: 'GEJ Made Mistakes But God Knows He Tried' - Reno Omokri by omenka(m): 8:08am On Mar 25, 2016
koboko69:
Freedom of speech. We remember the clamp down in 2014 which was hailed by the same wailing wailers then

Nigerian Soldiers Move Against Newspaper Distribution Across The Country
https://www.naij.com/67707.html

Soldiers Bare Their Fangs: Clampdown on newspapers continues
Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/06/soldiers-bare-fangs-clampdown-newspapers-continues/

Soldiers arrest vendors, clamp down on newspapers in Borno

http://dailypost.ng/2014/06/07/soldiers-arrest-vendors-clamp-newspapers-borno/

These were Jonathans Soldiers in June 2014.

So much freedom of speech undecided

Hmmmm credible polls?

#NigeriaDecides: Video exposes INEC officials colluding with PDP to rig elections


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8SdHmeqGfo

Video of Election Rigging In Rivers State in 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8FbidH8W0Y

Amongst others.

A VERY STRONG STABLE NAIRA ...; THIS ONE IS AN OBVIOUS LIE FROM THE PIT OF HEL WHICH NEEDS NO EVIDENCE!
Those clutterheads just imagine everyone in Nigeria suffers from the same mental handicap as they do- selective amnesia.

When one posts counters like what you just did up there on their TL, the next thing they do is block you. Telling the truth and publicising same is risky to their course.
Politics › Re: "How APC Destroyed Nigeria For 16 Years" by omenka(m): 8:03am On Mar 25, 2016
aresa:
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Duuring PDP's 16 year rule, was Nigeria ruled under APC manifesto or PDP manifesto?

Was Nigeria ruled based on APC policies and programs?

Was Nigeria ruled under APC economic and social policies?

Were OBJ, YARADUA and GEJ ministers were appointed by APC president that never existed?

Were heads of the law enforcement and anti corruption agencies appointed by the APC or PMB?

Was Dasuki appointed by the PAC or PMB?

Was the Nigerian Navy handed over to Tompolo by the APC or PMB?

Was looted and drained NIMASSA handed over to looters by PMB or GEJ?

Was billions handed over to looters for spiritual prayers by PMB or GEJ?

Who approved arms funds Dasuki shared with PDP looters? PMB or GEJ?

Who made billions of dollars from from high oil priced for 5 years but looted everything with nothing to show and even still borrowed to pay salaries? PDP or APC?

Who looked the other way while the NNPC looted and did dirt with our money?


I can go on and on till next year, but why bother....


1. Now under APC, APC programs, APC policies, APC anti corruption policies, we don't have looters running around looting and stealing, FG accounts are unitary and not thousands all over the place making room for looting and stealing.

2. Today, we found out that N7 billion was recovered from GEJ's looters with many more billions to follow

3. TSA account is at N3 trillion and overflowing with money, money that was nowhere to be found under GEJ and PDP.

4. Our foreign reserve is no longer bleading, it's actually growing ..

5. Our ECA is getting replenished the first time since june last year

6. No more sending armored vans to the CBN to loot our funds in the middle of the night

7. No more BH taking over or planting their terrorists flags all over the place

8. Our galant men and women in uniform are no longer running from BH because of low moral and poor or no weapons to fight with because GEJ and his looters stole and shared their money

9. Our agencies are making and remitting huge and record amount of funds into the Federal account...


We are doing all the wonderful things above with the so called APC or former PDP members you listed

The question now is, why are we achieving and gaining with the same APC and former PDP members under this APC government?

Shouldn't it eve the looting and stealing be worse and in overdrive today?



You see how silly, ignorant, thoughtless and unintelligent your primary school thinking and logic is?


Fool yourself and your mentally warped and corrupt minds all you can, but you can not fool us or re write your odious and corrupt history or even insult our collective intelligence with your absurdities...
Bro you don't reply threads like this under the same thread. Create a rejoinder let's have it pushed forward as well. As long as this gets here, there's no way the counter wouldn't.
Politics › Re: Presidency 2019: There Is Vacancy In Aso Rock by omenka(m): 7:58am On Mar 25, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
Best joke on NL ever
Cc mod*ath ome*nka grin

TB Anista, have you been elevated?
No mind the dude. Na so he just dey zuzu every now and then.
Politics › Re: 7 Things Abubakar Shekau Said In New Video by omenka(m): 7:56am On Mar 25, 2016
Houseofglam7:
Yes o
That murrafucka made children orphans, women widows,men widowers



I dey vex angry
But, why his ballz?? cheesy

Just don't know, anytime people talk about balls, I just can't help myself. grin. Grew up making lots of jokes about them. Funniest part of the male anatomy.

Bett, why his balls?? grin
Politics › Re: Presidential Probe Into ONSA Indicts More Than 300 Companies And Individuals by omenka(m): 6:48am On Mar 25, 2016
I'm dying to read about what happened in Customs and NNPC under the Ineffectual Amoeba.

For those saying they should "move on from probing to prosecuting", I'm sure they have no idea what "prosecuting" means. I'm also sure they think Dasuki, Badeh et al have been going to court to have tea with the judge and discuss politics.

Smh.
Politics › Re: 7 Things Abubakar Shekau Said In New Video by omenka(m): 6:20am On Mar 25, 2016
Houseofglam7:
Rubbish! I say fry his balls! Send him back to his creator............ Slowly angry
Hain... Lmao. cheesycheesy

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