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Op, a picture would have made this your food easier to digest. When the hardworking Israelites, his adopted parents, protested against his trial, as it is their inviolable tradition to support crooks, we saw pics of them in their funny caps and gowns. Gif us pinshure ojare. ![]() |
When they are short of bad news to celebrate, they simply pull one out of their asses and lick it like a lolly pop, then pat each other on the back for a job well done! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Some people go soon die of stomach ache from acute hatred. What a miserable bunch. ![]() |
The mumu don run tire?? ![]() |
Too many bad news for Wailing Israelis today. ![]() When same happened under their repugnant deity, the Ineffectual Sloth, he drank himself to stupor for nearly three weeks to drown the reality that people were actually abducted by his siblings. Now we have an army that says NeverAgain and mean every alphabet of it- not some ineffectual twitter hashtag. ![]() Sai Baba Burantashi!! That man gets a permanent harrdon when he hears the name Boko Haram and always wants to screw them silly when the need arises. ![]() |
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sonOfLucifer:Non partisan?? Are you kidding me?? Lmao!! Even his signature clearly states where he belongs, but you say he is "non partisan". I bet the PDP he's referring to is one Charity Organisation. ![]() And all he said about PDP taking over in 2019 is about the Pope from the charity organisation becoming the president. Dude, your comment made me laugh real good. ![]() |
Suswam, the Great ol Thief of Benue state. Theodore Orji aint got nothing on this man!! Worst governor ever in the history of humankind. All he did was plant grasses in the middle of township roads, uproot them few weeks later, replant them and repeat the same, then cover the damn thing with concrete eventually when tired of planting! Then he renovates a couple of primary schools and grease his mighty ego with a conspicuous Suswam Thank You inscription on their walls as though he did the renovations with his money. Greatest achievement- buying cars and houses for little girls in town. Tufiakwa. |
tayebest:Yeah, pardon me. I totally forgot to them, "lying is breathing". Denying them the chance to lie and get away with it is equivalent to suffocating them. ![]() |
kenonze:Lmao. Seems our dear Mikel is already wailing (from the look on his face). ![]() |
Stale old pics from the era of the Ineffectual Ogogoro Baboon. Saw these late 2014. ![]() Except that to the top left. |
Op's title is simply sensational. Much as I don't fancy this policy since I believe we should be able to provide these in sufficient amount locally, I wonder why some people wanna bust their spleen throwing tantrums as though we faired any better under the Ineffectual Drunkard, importing billions of Naira worth of toothpicks. They lied to the last day about the failed regime over some imaginary agric revolution while we couldn't become self sufficient in rice production, fish production or they other agro product for that matter. Pray tell, what agricultural products were were importing prior the Ogogoro regime which we stopped importing due to a deliberate policy by that regime?? Someone just mention ONE. Rather they'd tell you fertiliser racketeering was stopped- I laugh at them "lolly pops". Even my Oga in the office (an hardcore Jonathanian) was doing it when they were busy making all that noise. |
Nnaabros:You just spoke my mind. For me, the only musicians we have out there are Asa, Paul Play (wonder where the heck that dude is) Banky W (of old), Timi Dakolo, and perhaps three others. The rest are simply trash to me. |
Onijagidijagan: ![]() |
Houseofglam7:Anytime... |
Ikokwu is a bloody Yolobar man. Modify: For those calling Agatu this and that, go and create an Agatu thread and wankoff there. No one's gonna stop yall. This thread is about the Yelobar men Ojuikwu and Ikoikwu. ![]() And they keep calling Kyase and I Agatu people. ![]() . Funny buncha kids that know nothing outside what they see in their sitting rooms (if they have any in their houses). ![]() |
checkolatunji:Haba naw dude. Is this really necessary?? |
nbright:Ask your sister bro, she just left my tent. ![]() |
These guys really have no souls. What were they amassing this sort of abominable wealth for- to bribe God?? Haba na!! |
I'm sure some people must have ran to the thread hoping to read about a jet busting into flames, preferably shot down by Shekau's boys, with all on board dead- only to be disappointed it was busted tires and the pilots only sustained injuries. ![]() ![]() |
Houseofglam7:Let's just say I quietly walk away before they come after me for flirting with you. ![]() Have a lovely day ma'am, and keep a tight leash on your "imaginative creativity". ![]() |
Melkizedek:He is an Ineffectual Amoeba. If that hurts you so badly, do the damn thing bro. And yes, if you insult me, I'd report the mod. Nairaland Rules doesn't state that you cannot insult the (ex)president. What it prohibits is insulting a fellow nairalander. No one gets more insults here than President Buhari and I've never seen you call anyone to order for so doing- heck, if anything, I'm damn sure you "like" such comments. Perhaps those who insult him are "miles ahead of him". Mtscheew. |
Acidosis:Are you one of such people ![]() |
Another heart breaking news for the Wailing Israelites. ![]() The morale of our troops is as high as the peak of Everest. I remember when Baba picked Buratai, the PDP and their agents of darkness went to work to discredit him over some cooked up stories of sleaze he was involved in under the Ineffectual Baboon. Now I understand clearly exactly what their fear was- likelihood of total annihilation of their Military Wing (ask their National Chairman) under such a man as Buratai. In record time and under very tight financial conditions, Baba has done what PDP couldn't do in 8 horrendous years! When Boko Haram members were busy moving in Tanks and Armoured Personnel Carriers, the Ogogoro flappy head was busy rubbing his diick on another man's wife's butt in a public rally- yet some goombah's wanted his retention in Abuja! I know the war hasn't completely been won as there may still be pockets of remnants of resistance here and there- but so much progress has surely been made. We shall continue to consolidate the gains recorded until the last bullet is fired from their last fighter! Sai Baba. If you find my comment annoying, grab a short rope and locate a ceiling fan or a sturdy tree branch. Thanks. |
Houseofglam7:Thought you're a lady, how you take know? ![]() |
Two applicants, Robert Mathew and Theresa Abah files petition against the ex-fire service menWith this, big fishes were picked up for questioning... Yet some fellas are still asking "where is the change??" Funny people. ![]() |
koboko69:Those clutterheads just imagine everyone in Nigeria suffers from the same mental handicap as they do- selective amnesia. When one posts counters like what you just did up there on their TL, the next thing they do is block you. Telling the truth and publicising same is risky to their course. |
aresa:Bro you don't reply threads like this under the same thread. Create a rejoinder let's have it pushed forward as well. As long as this gets here, there's no way the counter wouldn't. |
sonOfLucifer:No mind the dude. Na so he just dey zuzu every now and then. |
Houseofglam7:But, why his ballz?? ![]() Just don't know, anytime people talk about balls, I just can't help myself. . Grew up making lots of jokes about them. Funniest part of the male anatomy.Bett, why his balls?? ![]() |
I'm dying to read about what happened in Customs and NNPC under the Ineffectual Amoeba. For those saying they should "move on from probing to prosecuting", I'm sure they have no idea what "prosecuting" means. I'm also sure they think Dasuki, Badeh et al have been going to court to have tea with the judge and discuss politics. Smh. |
Houseofglam7:Hain... Lmao. ![]() ![]() |
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