₦airaland Forum

MizMyColi:
LoL
Can't remember now.


Illusive groove indeed.

Commenting on random threads did it for me.


Oh, oh, it was this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/1939741/tips-know-when-someone-crushing

and this very sarcastic thread on how Nigeria's the best country in the world.

I spent some e-time with my female e-buddies too

I betch'ya none of those would interest you.

WE FINALY MADE IT, 600!!!!!!! Aunty Berem, show oooo!! Am about to pop a bottle of Coka Cola!!

#Striding around the office laka Baws!!!

Sister if this article is originally yours, then I doff my hat for you. These are the kind of critical reasoning Nigerians, irrespective of tribe, religion, and party affiliation, should engage in.

They say we are unpatriotic and hate the simply because we choose to question the shady dealings of the government. I had to ask a poster on some other thread regarding the SA fiasco "since when patriotism implies covering up rot in government".

Can't say more.
#Respect earned.

Hehehe. They should give him Number One spot. Sixth ain't good enough for our president!!

koboko69:
A fresh TANoid recruit is here.....

He'd get worn out in no time, charging like a bull outta confinement.

If anyone wants to see a comprehensive list of Jonathan's achievements, they should read #Obasanjo'sLetter!!

MizMyColi:
Where?
On your history making post?

Goodafternoon btw

Oh waow!
COol

Hope we'll get live commentary here on NL, of great Omenka's day

For what it's worth, thanks for last night, I did get my groove back.

I bet you did. Never sounded like someone who'd drop the baton before hitting the finish line. Wanna tell me the mine out of which you dug the illusive groove. Might wanna check it out someday when I feel the same way.

MizMyColi:

Oh really!?

That's cOol.

But bros, your reasoning sef
See wetin you don turn harmless discussion to.

Six more likes and we'd get to the pinnacle. Then we'd "flirt" some more, and attract some more "hate".

My Calabar brothers would be wondering if these folks got screws loose upstairs.

This is the mother of all insults Christianity has suffered since Jonathan became the president.

Whatever happened to our ideals??
I'd rather Dora Akunyili's corpse be dressed and addressed in that manner than Patience Jonathan.

This is so damn low.

Folks on android and windows devices go hear am!! D tin dey suck Mbs like hummingbird dey suck nectar!!

missberrypop5:
#clapping for him...





#leaves thread.

Is she a transgender

N65 here in Sambisa forest.

feyif:
Striking Every Time in Nigeria Is Now Rampant*modifield* Wike Is D The Thief Who Is Stealing Their Money To Campaign

This post doesn't "look like" your profile pic. Are you sure that is you, or some random pic of a beautiful broad??

frankyychiji:
See toasting....abi na flirting.make him wife catchuu

I never marry oo, but soon will.

Ain't nothing wrong with getting a lil bit flirty every once in a while anyway (tho I don't see us flirting here ).

The presidency spends over 5billion maintaining pets and gardens in Aso Rock and can't cough out a meagre 1.8billion to keep our children in school.

#LeadershipJonathanStyle.

I don't think Ngilari would really fancy the "returning to office" side of this message.

Spare us the twaddle. No one cares.

This isn't good at all. Hope they eradicate it completely soon enough!!

Where is that bassstard called Donald Trump? I hope he would advice that flights from the US be barred from taking off to other countries as a result of these.

Never seen such an elderly man with such an unguarded tongue.

kokoA:
who dash monkey banana? Speaker ko **yimu** He is becoming an ordinary floor member jor! Shey dem never elect new speaker since? He will rather hear "good morning Fintiri" or "good morning bros"..

Una nor go kill person for nairaland!! Lmao!!

Give the imposter the Gbagbo treatment already!
Drag the mumu comot for dia!

This sounds so much like the kind of news you hear only on state radio stations. Lol.

This is equivalent to saying: "Donald Trump, Fvck You, with knobs on!!"

MizMyColi:


Oops

I just realized that could have dual meaning(s)


Well, *double winks*

It's not what I think you're thinking

You got a queer mind indeed.

Totally burned out and can barely hold back my eyelids from their natural position.

Thanks for your time. Hope you find the fun you seek.
Nyt.

MizMyColi:

LoL

I avoid sexuality section when I can.

I think, I'd make the list of top 5 female Romancelanders.

I have all sections I'm interested in on my followed boards.

New topics in the romance section are so cliche.

None piques(d) my interest ATM.

So I forayed here.



I can assure you Bro, while I look modest in appearance, I'm the last person you'd wanna describe as Churchy

Trust me

#Quivers.

MizMyColi:
Eissshh, my siggy gave me away.

I was bored.

I'd actually looked forward to being bashed.

I could use some night laughs.

Your Siggy got me cracked up for real.

Thanks btw.

Bored?? Why don't you check out Romance or Sexuality (even tho there's something "churchy" about your appearance)? I heard alota interesting stuffs go on in those zones.

What about Monarch Programming? I mean "MK Ultra".

MizMyColi:
And why is this in the politics section?

Aren't there new political trends to discuss anymore?

Owh, it's prolly here to massage the egos of and

Wanted to spank you for that last line but upon seeing your siggy and profile pic, I had to reign in my whip.

Like your hairdo.

Regardless, you crazy tho.

berem:
Omenka,that your post is almost gulping 600likes o!

Choi!!

Lol. Doubt it would ever get to that point. Thread's already getting too cold. Wish I could convert them to votes for my General in 2015.

I had very strong reservations about the Party joining issues with such a useless criminal who runs his mouth like a broken sewer. Now they've succeeded in giving him some undeserved un undesirable media coverage.

Smh.

I think I own that bragging right for now, followed closely by our dearest Progressive Aunty Berem.

egift:
OBJ has loyalists (people he made over the decades). Jonathan has sycophants (people he is giving money).

It is what I keep saying. I don't think there is a SINGLE political fat cat out there who genuinely respects the president. I don't see him even having any relevance or say when political decisions are to be taken in Otuoke after he leaves office. The man is just not savvy in any regard. Too dull.

And some TANoidal kickheads who are paid 10k monthly to sell the image of the president online and "occupy the social media" were here churning out decaying garbage from their gutters saying Baba is irrelevant. Smh.

Next Mu'Azu would visit Ota with his "Boss" and I can imagine what Baba would ask them to do as atonement for their sins. Mike Adenuga once had a taste of Baba's Cool Aid and he confessed it was the "bittermost" thing he'd ever tasted!