₦airaland Forum

Oga Lexus, i missed out on your last Google Pixel 4, few months ago. Nah my friend buy the phone from Ibadan, hin still dey use the Pixel 4, like say nah Google Pixel 6.

Abeg, close this bidding for me, I go transfer you ₦55K.

FG does not even use paper. They simply perform magic

Don't borrow, if you cannot payback!

In what capacity?

RedMac:
Thanks boss... But I don't have that kind of zeal and mind to do these, I actually wanted an online investment... If any

Same way your capital might disappear online


Day trading forex, but your capital too is at risk.

Till he sacks them all, again. But his son.

This FG can wish

Nigeria zagazaga

And Buhari welcomed him and his crew to Abuja

He definitely would have transferred omicron to some Nigerian's, free of charge

FFK just used her to brew boy's

Make Lagos girls dey sway and do olosho. Kano girls are not smiling

I thought he was eyeing been the proper president. Not football president !!!

Hin get pure water factory for BQ

Omicron007:
Hello beautiful people.
Let me make this short and precise as usual

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I don't even know how to put this. But let me say that I have been getting emotionally attached to married women/single mothers and I am worried about it.
I am in my early twenties.

Fast forward to my current case. There is this lady that works in the same department with me in a firm. She is married but her husband is outside town. He works and has been away for almost three months.
The lady is very young though she has five kids. She has a banging physique despite birthing five kids.

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She prepares my own food specially and brings it to the office. She calls me frequently after work and she covers or stands for me a lot. There are instances where I have missed briefings, but she held sway for me and made me escape query letters.

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We are very close and she confides in me a lot. Whenever I tell her I am going to see my female friends on a weekend, she is not happy. Instead, she says that I am not getting close to her enough because she is married.

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I have promised to take her out and she has been reminding me constantly. I have been faking different excuses for procastination purposes.

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To be honest, if she was single, I could have done the needful by now. But I am constrained by several factors. I don't want to have issues with her and I want to be in her good books.

I need advice please.

Your zebra is slowly entering the lion's den

Time for all flights to be banned, for a duration of 24 months....

Maybe, we go get small sense to make Nigeria work

MINTss:
Good evening everyone,
Glad to have seen this platform. I recently moved to the Uk and would appreciate if I could meet people staying in dagenham. I hear it helps with the transition when you have a community.
I would appreciate.

This thread is probably the biggest family


One of my sister's resides in Dagenham, but she is unfortunately not a nairalander

Uzomarrr123:
Honestly speaking , I no no who do some Nigerians this thing , once dem manage go Europe , them go just Dey cap nonsense as if “Europe dey perfect”

Shey na swear ni
I dey complain about the unnecessary extortion of £2585 from travelers , you Dey yarn different thing entirely

Unfortunately, nothing can be done if they don't change the rules/reconsider !!!!!

Those affected would have to circumvent the rules. Loads of other countries in Europe, fly to another country with no red list restrictions, serve your quarantine, hire a car/book a flight/get on the ferry into the UK !!!!

justwise:
The problem is with immigration and airlines, as they will not even allow you to get to checking in desk without showing those documents let alone board .

The British govt gives the instructions and they carried it out. Apart from that many British passport holders will not end up in any stupid hotel because you can not physically force anybody to do that .

Some legal minds are currently challenging this modern form of self -paid kidnapping

Do they have to be challenged? Why not simply adopt new technologies?


And do things right and timely.

₦100,000 fine indeed

Twitter is shut to Nigeria, in Lie Mohammad's head !!!!!

Aprokodaughter:
Which past, present and future government? Lols no be the same people we dey recycle for government thanks to Grassroot politics.

So Nigeria should manage whatever government they get since they don't want change.

The greatest form of insanity, is recycling the same people, and expecting different results!!!

Until the umpire is free and really totally independent + our political system free from heavy monetisation....... NO WAY FORWARD!!!!!!

sthar:
My husband and I have not had the best relationship. The past two years has been really tough for us, we've had to struggle to make this marriage work. Although we have two kids, My husband talks down on me all the time.

He calls me an ordinary female, a useless creation and believes he owns me. He believes women should not have a freewill and are properties to their husbands. He calls himself my Alpha and omega. I sometimes wish he would hit Me rather than say all sorts to me.
Last week he started as usual. He called me names and Went on to talk about how he would teach me a lesson someday. I really don't know what came over me. I slapped him.

I s.wear it wasn't intentional, I didn't mean to hit him. I thought he would hit me back but he did not. It's been a whole week and he acts like nothing happened. He goes about playing with the kids , he greets me and makes sure we have food to eat too , but it is so unlike him.


My husband always reports to my parents. He tells them everything I do wrong and they always end up calling a meeting. But this time he's silent , he doesn't want sex too which Is so unlike him. I don't know what to do , I feel like he's planning to hurt me really big. I want to call my parents but everyone would blame me. How do I tell the world I slapped my husband?

The Viper is waiting to strike

Irenenwaka:
Hello guys, please for individuals with a work station/home office.

I have been trying to purchase a good office chair, i have purchased some in the past that really hurts my back.

I have been doin research, just when i feel like i have found a chair i then stumble on negative reviews about the chair��

Please can anyone recommend a very good office desk(less than 100 pounds) that provides a great support to the back. I will be extremely grateful

I hope my budget is fair though

Your best bet, take a trip to lumbar office chair sales rooms and test drive.

ukay2:
UK government making money from Nigerians.

When are we going to develop Nigeria and stop living here

Create an holistic enabling environment and charge mega premium for the privilege

Failure of past, present and future government's

Sisipainter:
Nigeria

Remember, emefiele in his infinite wisdom placed a restriction on foreign card payments

fatima04:
No be you cause am oga Omicron and you now add 999 join am.

Not surprised at the food, are we expecting jollof rice and pounded yam

I have come to stay. And would be mutating continuously, till WHO runs out of funny names.

It's truly a shame. It takes buhari for lagosians to witness cleared roads

justwise:
How about those who can not afford it? How about those who has a place to quarantine but was forced to pay £2585 in 10days and at the end test negative?

People who have tested negative 48/24hrs before arriving or 2days after arriving should not be forced to pay that stupid money.

You decided to come to the UK after the rule was introduced then it’s your problem, pay whatever you are asked to pay because you knew the consequences of your trip but for those who got caught out while away should be allowed to quarantine in their homes.

I planned to go through out countries not in red list but I have changed my mind. We will sort ourselves out at Heathrow airport when I get there because that money is not coming out of my bank account.

It would be taking from your tax code, eventually !!!

Sisipainter:
Hello there,

I’ve tried to make this payment with a dollar card
It keeps rejecting. Can you please advise?

$ card registered in what country?

Incase you decide to lodge at UK's Hotel quarantine. This is what you get !!!!

How can an 11night stay, cost £2585?

All the fines, they would never pay