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Codedrock: bro.. Your username always make me laugh wen eva see it.. Currently laughing!

Guy,I no wan make dem ban me o. What u see is monkeyjuice nothing else

Hmmm..not worth it.

Honestly,I love Dbanj on stage.

My friend: what is your take on revolution.
Me: Revolution will surely come. My take is to strategize on my escape route to Benin. if I witness the pasts of Nigeria,I must witness the future too.

Hmmm...it is easy to get fat but It is hard to lose weight. OP,all you need is determination to work on yourself. Your confidence level must be very high. See yourself as a big bag of money,never see yourself as a bag of refuse.

A good wife should refuse to be used against her husband. PEJ should know better.

OP,Yes!you can stop your wife from wearing trouser. I'm on your side.

Royal Roy: Hahaha.....edited signature!!!!

Gotcha!!!

What are u talking about? Are u on bottles this early morning? Don't mind me. I'm only kidding

obowunmi: Seriously is it by force to marry? You married him knowing that he's Christian


Why didn't u marry one of your kind?

Learn how to advice without blaming the person. She needs a solution.

Royal Roy: Friends.......or Family members?

Yeah! That's where the pressure comes from.

He should not force it. It is a matter of choice but OP,you have to take caution if you love your family. I won't advice you to break up. Fight of religion is not an easy fight. Honestly,it is your decision.
My wife is a muslim,I refused all pressure from my family to force her to change. I believe if God will, she will change. I put it on God. It is not my fight. We do things together, we pray and read bible together. Sometimes I invite her to our special programme in church. Understanding matters in every relationship.

@Steph,u full plate like nkwobi,I no fit resist you.

OP,what are insinuating?

I declare this thread open by the authority of Seun.

Now Gej don turn to mario. Ibi ni mo ma ku si

segzi cres: Na wa o! Wish kin isername b dis na?

Ur mind don rotten. It means monkeyjuice.

This is a very useful advice. Gej should take caution in all his dealings.

If you are her number or her name,google it.

True or false? I will go with "in between" that is OR

Guy,u try joor. No mind all those mofos. Hope get garri for house sha?

Yeah!Her message is for the b**ches

OP,to stare once at woman bum bum is not offensive,but twice is offensive.

Politics!hmmmm... Make I go church jare go praise baba God.

k2039: A friend of mine cried to me last week about this?.

I proposed the k2039 rubber band theory of mental and emotional condintioning.

There is a great law that hold our universe together, it's called the LAW OF ATTRACTION. You attract what you think about, so to avoid cheating you have to control your thinking. If you can avoid the thought of cheating, then you can ultimately avoid the act of cheating.

That's where the theory comes in. Just put a couple of rubber bands on your wrist, when the thought of cheating comes to your mind, you just pull the rubber band. You mind becomes conditioned to the pain of thinking about cheating after a while and ultimately break free from that thought.

Try it, after three month give me a feedback.

Good one!

Godson201333: Omiobo how u dey??

Oga mi,I just dey o!

Me :These mosquitoes dey craze o! Dem just dey do graphic design for my body. Ideeeot! I must kill una.
Mosquito : shiooor!!wicked man,see am oju yobo. In a tiny voice,Calling his fellow mosquitoes,come mo relocate. The stupid guy mean business

Melvin for life

@kirinwa,you don go use touchlight find wahala. Hope you are ready for the e-battle?
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