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yuzedo: [size=18pt]SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

OMG! I just c.um in my shorts!

Dem don release. You sounded like a freed goat

ayobase: Its such a nice movie....still gat it here...a wonderful old christian movie as such!

Very nice movie!!!

I've learnt a lot today about marriage. I can't find the right words to express the kind of joy I'm feeling right now at the discovery of what makes marriage fireproof.
Before now,I believed that divorce is the only way out,if it happens that anything goes wrong in my marriage life but today a lot has change about my belief. I have come to realise the true meaning of marriage.
Thank God it is not too late. I shed tears when I realised my mistakes. I never thought I could come across movie that can open my eyes to the real principles and facts about love and marriage. I never knew or maybe I've forgotten the important of God's love in our marriage. God's love should be an example of love we show to our wives.
I recommend this movie to every nairalanders. It will help a lot in shaping marriage life.

Movie title;FIREPROOF
About the movie.
Lt. Caleb Holt lives by the old firefighter's adage:
Never leave your partner behind. Inside burning
buildings, it's his natural instinct. In the cooling
embers of his marriage, it's another story.
After 7 years of marriage, Caleb and Catherine
Holt have drifted so far apart that they are ready
to move on without each other. Yet as they
prepare to enter divorce proceedings, Caleb's dad
asks his son to try an experiment: The Love
Dare.
While hoping The Love Dare has nothing to do
with his parents' newfound faith, Caleb commits
to the challenge. But can he attempt to love his
wife while avoiding God's love for him? Will he be
able to demonstrate love over and over again to a
person that's no longer receptive to his love? Or is
this just another marriage destined to go up in
smoke?

Watch it!!! www.fireproofmarriage.com

Mad Cow: WOW!!!!

So we mine Uranium in this country?!

MADCOW don't got mad yet,read the article again.

J12: No. Ombatse militant

You are wanted!

J12: How can I kill this thread?

U be hunter?

ayobase: Don't tell me u are serious about that!

Are you Onila's twin sister?

The guy is perfect gentleman....u know I wouldn't like a sister getting hurt.....I wouldn't dare gamble with u if it were people like 190, born2fvck. Omiobo, dopejemi, mynd and CFCFan!

Mogbe! Mentioning Born2fvck where my name is mentioned is a stain on me. We are just two parallel lines. We can never be in this same category. Lol!

I believe Enugu is peaceful since when Obi was a boy and simbi was a girl.

degurl: OK. pls read. A lady is on her way going to somewhere when she sees lots of giant snails. She starts picking them into a bag when suddenly someone from a nearby house comes and yells her to stop picking them cos they belong to him. The girl stops picking and attempts to bring out the snails in the bag she is carrying. She wakes up at this point.

The lady is going to experience a setback but if she can yield to advice,she may bounce back on time.
There are some situation that cannot be rebuked by prayer only but with fasting. This is one of the situations.

I believe the object the OP is trying to describe exist but I'm trying to believe if it exist in Nigeria. I have watched a documentary on a small object like helicopter for surveillance with a remote control.

OP,you can't fight for a girl's love. If she is fed up,there is nothing you can do about it. You can cry a river,she will turn a deaf ear. Anyway,for you not to be caught unaware,be sensitive while you still in the relationship.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]She stated she prayed to God that if they help is not the right one for her, let her not come yet the help made it there. Because of her non-carnal mind, she accepted that the help is meant to be there even though the woman does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SHE WAS HIRED TO DO. Now she is relying on dreams of doves, seals, dolphins lined up in the blue skies spelling the words DANGER to make the right decision when common sense which our God in his infinite mercies has richly bestowed on us is all she needed to make her decision.

Lemme ask you this, imagine if you will that you have a child who is SMART, ARTICULATE, SAVVY, SCHOOLED yet every morning you have to tell him get up from bed, walk to bathroom, take clothes off, enter shower, turn on faucet, scrub body, rinse body, dry body, wear underwear, wear uniform, wear socks, wear shoe, pick up bag, go to dining room, sit on chair, pick up spoon, scoop cereal, put in mouth, chew cereal..in short step by step process of how to get ready in the morning.

Let's say one day someone interrupts you right the middle of your routine and 3 hours later you come back to see your INTELLIGENT, SCHOOLED child standing there...still in his underwear. Why? Because he is waiting on you to tell him what to do next. Be sincere, won't you first give him one back hand before you even think about it? Don't you have common sense, you will more than likely ask...do I have to tell you everything before you know what to do?

Remember that anger and the ridiculousness of the entire thing the next time you wait for sign from God to fire someone who isn't doing what you hired them for....or when to cross the road.

Carnal ko, Kernel ni.[/quote]Lol! Just know that prayer cannot take the place of obedience. Hadn't been she understood the revelation she won't allow the lady to come in the first place,and there will be no need of kicking her out. God gave her signs,due to her ignorance of the dream she prayed for a sign again which she didn't see. Lol! Op is still a baby in christianity.

Juicygee,I see u. All the rest are...hmmmm.

If everybody is handsome,who is now to be called ugly? Guy,you are very very ugly inside and out!

I want to believe Mr President is doing the right thing to ensure peace. Let us wait and see how this move yield a desired result.

It is a good trait but with time he will realize that he needs somebody to hold the ladder before he can climb it. Make him understand you are a helper as bible says.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I'm sorry but all dream about cat this and dog that is nothing but nonsense...the mere fact that she is not doing what she was hired to do it reason enough to kick her out. Period!!!

Gosh! I don't understand why people like drama...She slept and had a dream about a cat and dog and a bird and this and that when what needs to be done could have been done without the epistle.



[/quote]Don't judge this kind of thread with carnal mind. To you it is not given,therefore speak less of what you don't know. Don't call God's revelation nonsense.

Boyfriend not even your husband. You must be LovePeddler. All you need to do is to rescue yourself,just forget about your relationship. If I were your boyfriend,I will do the same. Love should be pure and controllable unlike yours.

Onward soldier
matching on...la la la

haxan919: HOPE ALL DIX GOOD STORIES THAT AM HEARING IS TRUE

thomas! Go there and confirm.

Hmmmm

solomon111: Are you still trying to compare odi and zaki biam massacre to GEJ's S0E?
Smh.

make una leave story,our armies need our prayer. lets pray for them. Neither obj nor gej are wrong. There must always be sacrifice for peace.

BarryX: If this guys start wearing Military uniforms, this won't be funny anymore , Please JTF, employ more intelligence tactics as suggested to comb and ARREST them

An exhausted animal will still fight as a matter of natural law. Something needs to be done urgently.

Tolexander: Exactly why am not yet in support of the emergency rule

What exactly are you in support of? Amnesty? No way! They must be flushed out completely. Let them run,I'm very sure they won't get away with their evil acts.

mitey: [size=18pt]Pictures Please![/size]

Picture ko video ni!! Why u no go borno go take picture? U siddon here dey ask for foto.

Haters full this thread no be small.

- If your army is hesitant and confused,you bring trouble on yourself,as if you were to bring enemies in to overcome. So,generals always know the state of mind of your armies.

- Military conquest is a matter of coordination,not of masses.

- When you know your enemies,you will be able to attack them,when you know yourself,you are able to protect yourself.

- Making yourself invincible means knowing yourself

- Hide your form,be orderly within,and watch for gaps and slack

- When you see that opponents can be taken advantage of,then you emerge to attack

- Defence here means lying low when you do not see any effective way to attack,sinking into stillness and recondite silence,not letting opponents find you.

- Attack is for when you see advantage to aim for

- Attack what can be overcome,do not attack what cannot be overcome

- In battle,confrontation is done directly,victory is gained by surprise.

- Make opponent tired without wearing yourself out

- Go forth armed without determining strategy,and you will destroy yourself in battle.

- If you don't enemies' strategy,you should certainly not do battle with them

shymexx: I know I'm a little bit eccentric and unorthodox compared to the way most of you do things on here. But they can't just go around maiming innocent civilians with crude military tactics and expect an unwinnable war to become winnable. The more civilians you kill, the higher the willing tools for recruitment into BH army.

The real BH members are already ghost, at the moment - chilling somewhere in the Sahara. You lot are just killing civilians.

Using surface to air guns and missiles is just barbaric and savagely around civilian population. Most of you are smiling now, but don't cry when these civilians start suicide-bombing your homes in Southern Nigeria, when the "blowback" kicks off.

Na grammar u dey blow,give us evidence of the bullst1t you are spewing out.