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Osisi, i am on your side on that. College degree, masters etc will never prevent me from entering the kitchen or keeping a neat home come what may am good at cooking and learning many oyinbo meals now to include in my culinary skills good thing too, my man can cook

well, if they both can't cook i guess Macdonald and BK are there  

me thinks every one is valuable o don't use your belle to measure the value of a person  

oh i see, thanks for clarifying it.

sometime last year, Oprah invited a couple with what they called 'mermaid baby' from i think south america. wow!! it was interesting to see this baby with mermaid like feet. there was no foot as both were joined to form what looked like a mermaid from waist down. it looked flappy too. the baby was brought to US for surgery. i was shocked. it looked like a baby mermaid and i saw why they called her that. i think they did the surgery to make her have feet.

during that show i was thinking maybe in the past and ages gone there were something like that and parents ended up throwing such baby away  who ended up growing by the seaside/adapt to sea life. who knows if that was where the idea of mermaid came from.

this is funny. sometime ago, a friend and her fiance were coming to visit and we were on the phone as i was giving them direction. heard their dog barking and i was like why and what's going on? said they are locking the dog in the bathroom because if they left it behind, it shit all over the place in the house.

my neigbor had to give her dog away because it was always shitting on their expensive couch.

i once saw another neigbor leaving their dog outside when they were going out because it shit everywhere in the house. the dog was there in the rain, i was going out and saw it and felt pity.

personally, i like puppy (poddle) but i think dogs smells and that put me off. if i have a dog or cat, am sure am going to be washing my hands a million times a day 

candle light for my uncle who passed Dec 26. Rest in Peace uncle Fran.

you not alone. for a while now i observed i am free from them. what i did was whenever they write me which was so frequently before, i just click on reply and type ''ole, crook, crook, theif, theif, thief, barawo banza, if you write here again, am forwarding your email address to fbi and efcc they work together and they will fish you out wherever you are. i have warned you ole (i repeat ole and theif so many times and i put everything in big and bold mighty letters). i don't hear from them anymore lol.

that is what they are and i tell them straight lol and had fun doing it  

using Red lipstick on their cheek

oh i see, umm mommy and pastor Obed still there? wow!! that's great. i didn't graduate, left during my 2nd year

That's right. sometime the situation made people to speak differently. when you speak with oyinbo and you say Water with the ''t'' they won't get you, it's like you saying Walter (as in a person's name here) you can as well speak on for the rest of the day for they won't get you,   
so to assimilate, people end up talking like them o. although some are worst  .

keeping my name too. i will hypenate

write a book? with Nig and USA which is better?

both are better

@sukieboy

smoking garri with that mammy water fish (wetin be the name self? yoruba calls it Alaro) is sooooooooo tantalizing

you so funny. ina dariya

Dis Guy:
omoge, danla bani numbar-wire ki
ki sio mini fura'aa shago dan'llah

and why should i want to hold her purse? isn't she a lady like me? puleez!

fekuti:
omoge, Rokiatu or whatever you want to call it, you couldnt' hold Rai's purse even if you begged to.

she still does, lol. i stop by there just to have a laugh and drop a line.

Omo Eko:
LOL u are funny between do u still visit her thread and has she stop posting that rubbish

am sure kosi Atori ni be te e wa

hey GN, just messing with you ok. yeah only the omo gidi gidi gan knows lol

see, am trying not to forgot orilede yoruba

haha niceuzor, i go tell ya chic o 

everything is alright, thanks. we will chat come one fine day, 

thanks, e se o. GNature almost made me feel I didn't live in the west i was like, was it just a dream or imagination that i lived in the west? now mo mo pe it wasn't a dream. Kuluso is real

I'm good, thanks and you?

yes it is called kuluso. one kin tiny creature living in sand. you will see the sand like a small round hole.

i used to sing kuluso kuluso , blah blah blah,

@ spoilt

thank you bo my sister, tell it like it is bo. Nig guy go act cool, humble and holier than thou (maybe chop shyte too  ) once he don get the paper or he don belleful, the ladies will come to Nairaland to ask kini kan kini kan question  because the guy already started doing one kin or acting up

anyone know the english name for Kuluso?

masu NL, yaya kuke? menini ku na yi? ku fada hausawa mana

dogo turenchi ne ku seni kade ne

se na zuwa, ina tafi corner store, ina so saya kulikuli dey jabaki

Jes,

make ofe okazi for him and he will stay w/ you.

do you know how to make chicken lo mein? need real china recipe please help ur sister

@ Omo Eko

abi oo help me talk. Another Rokiatu in making now 

Ikomi, obulu. Eva ata

Ikom, well done. Na true you talk

(interpreted my lil way)

omo Edo/omo Esan obulu o Egbe dan wee?

eme twe o

needeeg, be wee a gwano ena?

none. i'd ask for water or lemonade

oh!! that meal is delicious. all my life in the west, i never tasted it until i went home to visit (East) and granny made it! it was sooooooo yummy

yeah if you can lay your hands on a good specie of water yam, then you are all set. without water yam, your ikokore won't come out well.

There is this water yam with wonderful scent (note that there are different kinds of water yam).

Nothing to add you posted the recipe exact way it's prepared.

Wonder if i can ever come across that water yam in ilu oyinbo sha.

omogenaija:
lol your funny