₦airaland Forum

This is a good piece, even if it is not true ( I doubt), it was methodical written and it speaks volume.

Marcofranz:
He should shut his rotten mouth . Nonsense

He looks set to be the next governor. We should be expecting 6 to 8 bullion vans this time.

However, I do not think that a candidate should call civil servants into a hall during work hours and address them. I am not sure this can be done in developed climes.

GoTV:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, Christianity has been reduced to a joke and a laughing stock thanks to the evil fraudulent charlatans parading as pastors. How people who are supposed to preach the salvation of Jesus Christ now turn their pulpits to false prediction platforms disguised as prophecies is beyond sane minds. If only the Federal government can follow the example of the Rwandan government by banning myriads of business centres called churches and ensuring pastors are certified in theological schools before setting up churches, this sham of a Christianity won't be reformed. From the so called Bishop of doom known as Oyedepo to the mentally deranged idiot called Suleiman, they have all displayed their undiluted partisanship and love for PDP and they're ready to tell their gullible followers anything to discredit the president because the status quo ain't the same as the previous thieving regime of sharing dollars on pulpits nationwide. While Muslim leaders and organizations like Muric remained silent throughout the elections, our fake pastors kept releasing baseless lies in the name of prophecies against the president yet none came to pass. Isn't it time we Christians use our brains and question the god these hopeless men claim to serve? Isn't it time for a revolution in churches to sanitize the system? Until we Christians emancipate ourselves from mental slavery, useless men like the aforementioned will keep playing bet9ja prophecies with our brains. Sometimes I'm ashamed to be associated with Christianity. Honestly

Nice one. But let us take these things one after the other. I am glad you are angry at the priest.

I do not hold brief for them but we still have couple of months ahead before we finally certify them as not genuine.

We have heard you sir.

stephleena:
They should allow Atiku do his thing ..

Thank you my sister. It is his constitutional right to contest and to also go to Tribunal.

I like this thread.

Meanwhile, let me drop this.

jk200:
i was surprised to see what leadership newspaper reported about SW votes.



From all indication, Atiku is winning from all states listed below

SE +SS = 11 states + ondo, benue, nasarawa, abuja, Taraba, and plataue states = 17 in total and from result gotten so far from oyo states, atiku likely to win the state.


He's not doing bad from KADUNA result so far. I didn't expect him to win kaduna but d margin will be too close.

You mean SE+SS?

Enahorofrank2:
See bellow

See what? We are talking of VP and you and saying see below, is he there below?

NotBeenPaid:

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Estimated billing is increasing per Naira to Dollars exchange rate.

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I agree with you. They used to issue bills in 7k for 3/bedroom at off Haruna Street, off College Road. Now it is between 11k and 17k, yet power is not constantly constant.

Oyimeoyimemua:
This is very unprofessional

Some mobile policemen did this and the IG quickly quizzed them. Let us see what the Army would do if this picture gets to them.

bonna4u:
Please read inbetween the lines.

OK.

jefy:
Hello all, glad i stumbled on this post. Plz, i'll be most humbled if these burning questions are tackled as itemized. Thanks in anticipation.
1. What are the consequences of registering your business or company?
2. For business name,which do you obtain VAT OR TIN NO? And what is the implication of obtaining these?
3. Where do you obtain your TIN & VAT from? State inland revenue service or FIRS?
4. On the business registration form,u are asked to input your business start date, if ur business kick start on a later year other than d stated date,what is the implication?
5. Which banks will you recommend in opening a cooperate account?What are the steps in opening a BN or an LTD cooperate account and what are the implication of operating a cooperate business account?
6. Can a cooperative be registered with the c.a.c? Can it be registered as an LTD?
Thanks all for you anticipated responses...

This early Sunday morning! I wrote JAMB about 2 decades ago biko.

It is joke oh!

Let me try to answer, I am sure others here would throw more light.

1. The whole essence of registering a company or business name is to have a distinct corporate entity different from humans but have capacity like humans by the instrumentality of the law.

It also takes away the burden and liability off your neck. Like they said ' chop alone, die alone'.

It increases the survival of an idea as registered companies usually survive its promoters.

The advantages are not so promoted in business names as much as companies, because business name is still regarded as you carrying on business under the name and style....., the truth however, is that it still better than not registering.

2. VAT is value added tax while TIN is tax identification number. Once you register your company, the next thing is to register with tax authorities who would give you TIN without which you cannot open bank account. By the way VAT is 5% charges payable to Federal Government of Nigeria. It is chargeable on all consumption and services rendered by your company.

3. It is FIRS that is in charge of VAT & TIN, you would go to the nearest office of FIRS to your company address.

4. The way business name registration is done online is that you have to input a date later than registration date otherwise, the system would not allow the registration go through.

5. You can open account with any bank. But before recession, FCMB, Diamond Bank and Eco Bank were good at giving loan to SME. I have used the square logo bank for years, you would always meet your money in your account but they scarcely give loan.

The bank would give you the requirement but it should be opening balance and CTC of company documents.

6. Co-op are registered by the State Government. So you don't have any business with CAC. However, if you desire to register with CAC, like JEFY Co-Operative Society Ltd but after CAC registration, you still have to register with State Government to operate as a. Co-op.

bonna4u:
Attention seeker. Some people will just be quoting half of Bible verses to deceive people. Matthew 23:23 New International Version (NIV)
23 “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You give a tenth of your spices—mint, dill and cumin. But you have neglected the more important matters of the law—justice, mercy and faithfulness. You should have practiced the latter, without neglecting the former.
Uche Mumu, Jesus was talking to people like you here.

You are still confirming that Scripture, ' you should have practiced the latter (law-justice, mercy and faithfulness) without neglecting the former (paying tithe).

aibinuomooluk:
It's going to be effort in futility.
Buhari is a goner for sure

We seems to down play this issue. If it is true, the best is to get security guys into such places, what if they add the alleged result to the actual result?

Sometimes you read some stuff and you Wonder! This voice call is prerecorded and its like bulk SMS. I have received calls from aspirants from both major parties from previous elections since 2007.

sinaj:
The masses are actually the biggest losers in Nigerian politics.

Thumbs up.

Giftedhand92:
I laugh when people bring up this IPOB stuff...

I reside in Aba, Faulks Road precisely..

All of you above me, will understand the power of ndi Igbo on Saturday...

I'm not a party man.. But I can bet you, Igbo's will come out massively and vote... IPOB is even a baby compared to how MASSOB disturbed and threatened to boycott elections years back.. Yet Igbo's have been voting..



Please don't quote me... But just know Igbo's are the wisest people in Nigeria.. Thanks..

Hmmm! Ndi Abia

Hmnn! DSS!

You will slap a sitting governor in that place because you are a national leader. My brother, 'na inside SSS detention they rush am'

Can it go lower please?

samstradam:
Google is also your friend.

The pro-Buhari Momoh is Anthony "Tony" Momoh and not the chairman of Channels TV who is John Momoh.

Well, I will have to admit that but the TV is still pro-PMB.

Numlock:
You're the one who is not processing your thought Oga.

And alleged kleptocrat without any proof?

A former dictator will always have the trait in him which we have already seen.
Imagine calling u a thief with no proof, use your Brian naa

I think your last statement should be directed to you. You were so quick, you didn't correct the Brian you wrote. If you had patiently read and processed my post, you would have known that I argued in favour of the kleptomaniac whether alleged or proved!

Numlock:
Waste of school fees.

You see allege, I bet you don't know the meaning.

It appears we don't process our thoughts. Let us forget whether it is alleged or not.

Kleptomaniac - Thief, Ole, Barawo
Dictator - Killer, Silence everyone, can even take your money and silence you.

And people are saying they prefer a dictator to a kleptomaniac. The two are bad but if you have to make a choice, kleptomaniac is better Abeg!


Please help explain to them further.

kitaatita:
PMB support base include those who carry transistor radio everywhere they go. They are not the Nairaland/Twitter/ Channels TV gang. PMB base include those fanatical supporters that climb electric poles to catch a glimpse. Among them are those who stupidly risk their lives driving motorcycles at crazed speed pursuing his aircraft or motorcade

But Channels TV is pro -PMB

seoscrib:
See photos of crowd welcoming the vice president of Nigeria in ifako gbagada as he arrived for an invitation bby Hon Bayo

See more photos https://hyperstv.com/crowd-hails-osibanjo-as-he-visit-ifako-in-gbagada-lagos-today/


Cc lalasticlala
Cc mynd44

Is Hon Bayo the man in River's dress with sun glasses? If he is, then he is a long lost twin brother of Wike!

Suchy22:
What if it continues when I get married? What if I still get scared on my wedding night?

I don't agree with you. Most husbands know what to do when they have virgin wives, so don't worry yourself. I assure you.

REDDEVILS1:
The suffering we are going through isn't enough. They want to compound it more. #NextLevelSuffering

Don't just bother to go out. I ran into crazy shut down during the last marathon race. Between 10 am to 1pm, there was Noway to cross to Lekki. Osborne was locked through to Akin Adesola and Ahmadu Bello link to Akin Adesola. They closed even routes that they have announced would be opened.

Ekpeitut:
I'm beginning to like this CUPP. Checkmating APCs every move. Keep up the good work guys.

History was made in 2015 when an incumbent President was unseated, in 2019 history yet again has a date with Nigeria.

At first, I was not taking them serious but when everything they said about Onnoghen began to unfold, I was like these guys have informants.

Look at the Memo EFCC sent to the President.
Well let us see how it plays out.

fk001:
Shi'as will crawl back to their cave if Buhari win


4+4 is certain

If Buhari directly shot me with a gun I would say it was a mistake and I will still vote for him.

That's how I love Buhari.


Kill yourself if you don't like my comment

Dear friend, I am not sure this is how the developed world came by their development.

Page420:
Gonna start with this linez..........


Nobody give a Bleep about you when you are still nothing..........equa 1

Most people won't remembered 99 things you've done when you don't the recent one........... equal 11

Given that the sum of eqa 1 and two is life, then you shouldn't be surprised by this.

This your mathematical calculation is 'wisdomic'.

Politicians are capable of anything but I would not even think they would arrange an attack on a convoy or arrange a crash.

Both can boomerang you know!

The one of crash is tough!

The truth however, is that we are grateful to God that the VP is alive, that would not change the pattern of votes!

OneCorner:
Her mates are buying Benz for their kids, she’s buying mumu Renault. Something that’s supposed to get dumped in a junkyard.
Poor woman

Na wah oh! That's brand new Renault oh! At least she has the mind of buying.