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God forbid

As stated in the topic What Will You Do If You Drive Pass Your Mum In The Rain When Your Car Is Already Filled With People?

Is Elon Musk a jew?

Testiebobo:
It is true that some elderly couples are more concerned about their partners even than the younger ones.
" I dont want to see you on social media! But why? Dont you know that when you are on social media you get more exposed to the world, and your privacy might be tampered with by the public. But you can only join whatsapp, so that i can get in touch with you whenever i am absent from home." hmm i laugh in spanish!

Na insecurity dey worry your dad.. I hope he will also abstain from social media as well

Kyase:
1:1 full time

Werey

Na God go punish who do u like this...I wonder why u are always against men.

Do farmers really have money? I can’t imagine myself dating or married to a farmer

Biko, It’s not corn, potatoes and vegetables from your farm I will eat in the relationship/marriage

I want to spend money to take good care of myself every time

May God help you.[/quote]

They can Bleep themselves that's not of Nigerians business... As for me it's a good news.

I still have her songs on my playlist

Message to the youth
Jealousy
Happy birthday etc

Omo I don dey old o

He should also start living in the slum
I nor no which point he dey try make

This one don labor in vain

I am not impress
This is a big flop from the bullion van cash app

Casemiro the game changer.
I see him and Dr. Rashford scoring in today's match. This I have seen

If hip destroy my crops na to kill am sure pass since government no wan get sense

Wahala b like mallam if u like spell ham backward na still mallam

Anambra girls will be like I don't rike chawarma I pleafer flied lice and sarad with splite

It's that of Abba kyari that makes me angry the most.
I wonder why dem never hang the man

Super Cop my foot

No Nairalanders make me smile

As Christmas is just few hours away many people have been planning on how they will celebrate Christmas from buying of wears, food, decoration of homes, all day knockout etc.

While some won't be traveling others prefer to travel to their village while some prefer to travel to the city to celebrate Christmas and new year with their love ones.

By my calculation those who traveled to the village to celebrate Christmas and new year is way more higher than those who traveled to cities for Christmas and new year.

Though my calculation may be wrong.

The question now is that where do you prefer to celebrate your Christmas, village or city?

Merry Christmas to you all

Labour party for forward ever

I don't believe it
Dbanj keh

Very soon na only 3 people go remain for this country. Buhari, tinubu and you.

Yes you oo. Abi you wan beat me?

Israeli TV reporter Moav Vardi was told by a fan wearing a Saudi Arabia kit that he was "not welcome" in Qatar during live TV coverage of the World Cup on Saturday


Moav Vardi, the head of the foreign news desk at Israeli public broadcaster Kan 11, was confronted by a fan wearing a Saudi Arabia top following the nation’s two-goal defeat by Poland on Saturday.

Vardi was told by the fan in front of the TV camera: “It is Palestine, there is no Israel. Go please. You are not welcome here. This is Qatar, this is our country – you are not welcome here. There is only Palestine. There is no Israel.”

Moav Vardi was told there "was no Israel" as he attempted to speak to football fans

The incident followed on from Raz Shechnik – another Israeli journalist covering the tournament – outlining his negative experiences in Qatar based on his nationality. Shechnik posted a detailed thread on his Twitter account to detail what he had experienced during the competition.

“Listen, we didn't want to write these things. We always thought that we, the journalists, are not the story,” he wrote – alongside a video showing the hostile reactions he received from fans when informing them that he was Israeli. “Certainly not in the biggest event of world sports next to the Olympics. But after ten days in Doha, it is impossible not to share with you what we are going through here.

“We feel hated. We feel the hostility and we feel unwelcome. How did a friendly Qatari tell us at first glance when he asked and answered that we were from Israel? ‘I would like to say welcome to you. But you are really not blessed. Fly away from here as fast as possible.' So. clear and smooth. And he is another ‘host’, not some Lebanese fan who is passing by. Now let's not pretend huh?”

Shechnik went on to outline several specific unpleasant experiences after matches when initially having friendly conversations with fans, before the mood turned sour when he informed them that he was covering the event for Israeli TV.

He concluded his analysis by stating: “Take it wherever you want from here. It's a great World Cup, right, but we'll leave here with a very bad feeling. On the other hand, what fun it will be to return to our country. We have no other country.”

Mirror.co.uk


https://www.apex-football.com/news/israeli-reporter-told-he-is-not-welcome-in-qatar-during-live-world-cup-tv-coverage-5befa46b221126en_gb/?utm_source=opera-mini&utm_medium=owned-speed-dial

I was watching Brazil vs Serbia in the ongoing world cup tournament yesterday when I noticed that roughly all Serbia national team names ends with ic.

So I was wondering what could make this possible.

All the messages I have sent since 7am did not delivered......I even think say na network problem before

She wakes up by 4am, gives you sex, You sleep back, she will move straight to the kitchen. She would join morning devotion by 5:30am, start preparing kids by 6:00am, serve everybody food by 7am, take the kids to school and move to her office by 7:30am, go for school runs by 2pm. She would come back to the house by 5-6pm, start washing of clothes and cooking dinner by 6pm. Serve dinner by 7:30pm, start home work for kids by 8-9pm, Shower and meet you the husband in the room by 9:30pm, discuss with you and catch fun so that you will be in the mood for sex. And you the husband with your big head will sleep like a king, She will get up to check on the children if they are sleeping well, off the light, Start praying for you and the family by 12am -1am.. Sleep a little and wake up again by 4am to start all over again.

It's you who bleed blood every month with severe pains and crams. Even in those pains, you still have to put things together for a normal day. The cooking, washing, etc. It's you who carry another human inside you for 9months. The inconvenience, the discomfort, the sacrifice, and carefulness. You sacrifice what makes you happy just to keep another life healthy. When it's time to deliver, your life is on the line. It's a 50/50 chance for you. You may live and you may die. But being the life-giver you are, you will choose the life of a new stranger over yours. Even the process is not favorable to you. Either the pains of childbirth or surgery. After it all, you still carry yourself up and continue life activities with bandage and pains. But what is miraculous about this all is the smile you put on your face while facing all this.

May God bless every WOMAN out there.

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Manchester City striker, Erling Haaland, and Manchester United striker, Cristiano Ronaldo

Manchester City has outclassed most of their opponents so far this season thanks to Norwegian striker, Erling Haaland, who has silenced all those that doubted if he could continue his Bundesliga form in the Premier League.

Unsurprisingly, he was on the score sheet against Southampton, on Saturday, in a Premier League match in which his team was comfortable 4-0 winners. That goal took his goal tally for the season to 15 in 9 Premier League games and 20 in all competitions.

The blistering start he made to his carer in the Premier League has led to talks that the Norwegian could eventually equal Cristiano Ronaldo's career total goals, which currently places him as the highest goal scorer of all time when it comes to goals recognised by the international governing body of association football, FIFA.


So far, the 22-year-old Norwegian striker has scored 176 goals for club and country while Ronaldo, at 37, has 816 goals. That said, based on calculations following Haaland's goal against Southampton, he will need to score exactly 40 goals a season for the next 16 years to level Ronaldo's career total goals, as things stand.

That is huge, and it shows how consistent the Portuguese superstar was to achieve the success he has had in his career. That said, given what you've seen from Haaland in the Premier League and his career so far, do you think he will eventually equal Ronaldo's career total goals as it stands?

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If u know u can't put on trouser don't serve

APC supporters will be in severe pain.
Even Buhari will be shocked

All the results i have seen so far PDP is leading with wide margin... They Can't ring the election this time around compared to the last election held in osun

Portable Vs Davido who go win osun state governorship election

That's not true, because in 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakoviviscov kintayionshinkov
Why did you skip the name? I will not complete the story again .�

I believe this shit was written ipob