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Studied Mathematics and statistics but I am an accountant since 2007.I didn't like it

hedonister:
So, I took a drive around some parts of Lagos this morning and it seemed to me that there's a partial lockdown in my area. The area in question and that i covered i the videos is Ojodu, Ogba and Agidingbi environs.

Here's the video and pictures


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVBnpyB__iE

You didn't come to my area na. Grammar school to Akiode

Carfreak966:
But why park into a compound and you know the rent or electricity bill will be heavy for you to pay. Personally I can’t rent a house I will not be able to raise the rent between 2-3 months.

He has the right to disconnect the water. It was as a result of she not paying the light was cut off.

Pray you don't get hook up with .financial issue .

So many things can cause a tenant to owe. We don't pray we loose our job

stanisbaratheon:
Okay o

The way this transcript circulated so fast like wildfire is shocking. One would think it was shared before the speech even took place.

Femi Adesina actually shared it one minute after the president read his own. It was a written speech and so, anyone in position of a copy can post at anytime

Seun:


At least he did not shut down the whole country, though he might as well have. At least he will be sharing our pain in Abuja, hopefully.

in the morning, you made mention of nairaland being affected by lock down?

Can you tell me how? What did u mean?

vivaciousvivi:
You are a good family man. May God continue to protect you and provide for your family.
It will be well with us all

amen boss

She will be fine in Jesus name

Juliearth:
You are a good man sir. How you cater for your wife and kid shows that you were raised well and have a good head over your shoulders. God no go shame you! All that you need to survive this pandemic, the Almighty shall provide unto you...

Amen and you too sir

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

your last bus stop? We actually said more than this before we settle down. I mean we had over 20 last bus stops before we calm down. Yeyenatu

I gave my wife the last 12k I have with me yesterday.This is after I bought 10 litres of fuel,did a GOTV plus subscription and bought data for our 2 android phones. I told her the first person to be sorted should be our son. I don't want to see him cry of hunger or biscuit.So,she got him his foodstuff and beverage.



I am still going to work but I go at any time I like but God gat my back today and two of our customers at work gave me #9,000 and I handed over to my wife to get some foodstuffs for us too(though she bought little yesterday). Infact,i just finished with two wraps of eba and vegetable soup.

We will keep pushing till my boss direct me to pay salary next week(I am an accountant).

Everybody will definitely survive this coronavirus and I hope we can get closer to God aftr this crisis.

Despite all professors of medicine we have in the whole world, none can get a cure for coronavirus!!

Can't you see there is someone called God and he is the most superior?God that's mightier than technology, the one who is mightier than weapons and the God who is mightier than science. What a wonderful God!!



MODIFIED:I thank everyone for the LIKES.May the God almighty be with us all. May he keep providing for us at every point in time. Shame no go shame us oo

I am just checking on you gamblers.

So, you people still gamble?

On which matches?

BiggestGurl19:
Haaa my rent will expire this 31st

Bro don't be panic. Mine will expire April 30th.

God is in control.

Kingosytex:
I think the pastor was right.

The church is made up of both literate and illiterate congregants.

Those who came for service might not have been aware of the situation on ground.

So, no illiterates in MFM and RCCG?

If your answer is that there are illiterates, then swallow your claim that the church is right

Wahala WAo

Come to facebook and see them casting themselves up and down. And I don't know why government can't even clamp down on all of them using that facebook accounts that litter around .They shoot videos sometimes, they post pictures, they do all sort of nonsense there.infact,they post pictures holding guns, axes and a lot.



Useless people

B948ACPRQWECSA-2110269.

Coronavirus causing havoc to stakeholders of bet9ja.You can't win just 12k in peace

ignis:
And you think you are making sense...

yes a whole lot of sense

It has been long I hear u talk o..

Hope bet9javirtual have not rendered your life more useless?

I thought you have even die of depression caused by your families ,neighbours and those you owe money

Cc:bet9javirtual

Bet9jaVirtual:
Cashier

It has been long I hear u talk o..

Hope bet9ja virtual have not rendered your life more useless?

I thought you have even die of depression caused by your families ,neighbours and those you owe money

How will this affect my running bet9ja tickets which are almost coming to green land before the suspension of leagues all over the Europe

captianfreeman:
Wetin you want make I do? Make I kee my self

If you do, that means -1 terrorist in the world

iLegendd:
Gamblers are like...


Don't try it, please.

We will be playing zoom jare

prinx55555:
The lady recording the video tho.
She said very crasy.

Na raz girl

She said

O por yeye

captianfreeman:
Allahuakbar.

What do you mean by Allah Akbar?

I am sure you are praising God in this kind of situation. I am not a Muslim but I am sure AISUBULAHI or ASTAGAFTULAHI should be used in a case like this..

A potential pedophile you are..

NLReposter:
he say na 100 odds he dey find

OK e good na

Tolu121:
by being real

How do u want me to be real? I own those tickets. Do you think I have time to gather tickets who are not mine and start posting I win them? Bro, I am an accountant by profession. If you are doubting me then, I dropped my mail for someone here two days ago.. I will prove to you beyond your imagination that I am an accountant provided you will not come here and litter this place with my pictures ..


Some people sa

Tolu121:
village tipster

Is this the kind of winning ticket, you dey post here

No be 100 to win 15k or 100 to win 20k .



So why giving us your imaginary 10odd

How do I satisfy you again.

An irresponsible man Ned to be tied

Tolu121:
guy see forget all these stolen pictures you dey post here
We all know you are not a good punter, you are just trying too hard to showoff, yet nobody dey look your way.

If you post pictures from January to December
You will never be recognise as a punter in the forum, you are just a boss's boy that keep posting people's ticket.


Cause we all know you can't drop a fresh coupon code here and win it.
So go put all the whole stolen tickets you have been posting here into your asshole. This dude just dey deceive himself mehn.

Drop coupon and win am lemme see, jerrythacrumbie is a better punter than this dude.

Hasta la vista, boss's boy.

OK let me drop this ok.10 odd

ZZZV3TK

buygala:
The fear of accidents has never stopped men from driving

Besides, something must kill a man

Some of us get mentally inbalanced if we don't fvck at least once a week....and if we're not married, how else do you expect us to let go all that semen blocking our mental flow?

Btw sef...no be fvck kill the girl sef...from the story, it appears she ingested sniper...and there are a million and one reasons aside sex that can make one get poisoned

So kindly leave our dear fornication out of this

Signed

Buygala

Secretary

Fornicators Association of Nigeria (FAN)

Were ...!I was forced to click LIKE on your comment.

Mokason28:
Have you noticed GOD has a special way of protecting infants/ toddlers??

Seriously you are right o... Very right I repeat.

I know this because I have a toddler.