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femi4:
Sowore will teach government without a lesson note. He ll deviate from the curriculum

Lols.he will teach them modern government and the kind of definition he will give democracy will be crazier itself

Starboyyy:
All this guy needed to do as he waited for the last game was to see how he could get some huge money perhaps 500k or even 1 million and play the man utd last game as over 2.5 so he doesn't lose on both ends....Shikena! .....But He was just a fool..... Besides I hate playing under....it's better to be on the optimistic than on the pessimistic in football gambling....nawa sha....Try again Mr

When you play over 2 and the scoreline is goaless at first half, you will later be a pessimist

Solomon8144:
No mind the mugu. E think say na everybody dey go play game for bet shops headquarter

Lwkmd

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
You must be a real niggarrr

Real niggarrrz are real gamblers



Here in Benin city
Virtual bet is giving we niggarrrs tough time.
Last time i checked my wallet this morning was about seven thousand five hundred naira
But now am seeing only eight hundred naira inside my wallet
But we won't quit
Real niggarrrz don't quit

i have been saying the same u just said but I kept on loosing to virtual.

It has been five months now I staked on virtual.

It ruins a lot

sunshineV:
What station is showing please

MITV

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Have that shitty app on my phone but haven't used it

The only thing on my mind is how to bang one of their agent ( one beautiful slim girl) that talked me into installing that app on my phone

I called her last week she just dey form one kind thing!
But i go call her again on Saturday.
Me must bang that girl

Baddest. You sharp.

Make I tell you my own story.

There was a day I stumbled on a job on nairaland. They advertised they need an accountant with experience. Okay, I sent a message to the no. So, I was asked to come for an interview and test at ijaiye bus stop along sango road.

Mhen,when I got to the bus stop, the lady I have been calling said I should wait in a bus stop that someone will come and pick me not knowing she was the one that came herself. When I got there, I was ushered into a very dirty hall and then'hall was full of dust with a lot of people with pen and paper. None was smiling. Boom, a guy came to address me and he was asking me why do I need a job, haba u dey craze?That was when it dawned on me that these are GLND people. I composed myself and tell the guy that as he can see, I have a transfer schedule I needed to do for my company suppliers account and cheques to pay in into my company account. I excused myself because then, I was angry because I came all the way from a far place. This time, the bench I sat on have really stained my trouser and the dusts have covered my shoe. I let him know I am an accountant.

To cut the story short, when I was inside bus going to the bank to do the official work I had at hand. My mind told me to call that lady and swear for her but the other part told me, take this girl as friend and bleep her and come here on nairaland to warn job seekers about that contact and company .

I did as my mind instructed, I texted the girl to give me her whatsapp no .i didn't even show in my message that I was angry. She replied in the night. And from there, I started the normal stuff and i arranged a date with her..

We met at abule egba Mr Bigg's sometimes ago.

Make a no lie, a still dey Bleep the girl but when I am done with her, I will free her and let her know I just take a revenge of the nonsense she tried with me.

Na just two fuc.k remain make I fu.. Ck her
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mascot87:
Sokoloan should be number one to be banned. Those guys are bastards

Those ones are bastards and mad. Imagine, three months ago ,I applied for a loan of #5000 a and I was to wait for approval. All of a sudden, they just called me to ask of they can contact my guarantor first before they disburse the loan. I was like eh ,on top the 5k loan that I will even pay like double and you still want to call guarantor,it is like you guys are mad. I don't need your loan. Go and die.. Lmao

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airex:
oga u well so?

i was wondering if he is even sick. My salary is #60k and I am paying #140k rent and we never lack money to pay bills..

HRHQueenPhil:
His toilet was rusted brown.. Said its cos of the water. Felt like throwing up.. Also wen he took off his shirt, I saw he was super thin... Yuck!!

why did he take off his shirt?

Simplecity:
did he fxck you??

i wanted to ask same question. Did she say she got bleeped

In- play..

Stake away to win at 8 odd.

Best of luck.

Zabiboy:
Chooiii...

Puskin dis our guy don finally cum bck

i am always here

Awo Lo... All away to score and make u come knack am :1000

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1beat:
the girl is smarter than you !!!

I don't know what you want to achieve by doing what you did. NO EVIDENCE TO SHOW

if you don't know, the lady will tell you she knows that you're the one talking but she decided to play along with you. you will be surprised majority of people will agree with her.
so, next time be man enough to control all situation

sense sense sense best comment best comment.. U made my night with this point. She will claim she knew it was him. It could be true she knew though and was just playing along

Neduzze5:
I was using Branch before but after borrowing and paying back 5k for four good times, they still wanted to give me same 5k on my next request despite my timely payments.

I rejected it, called their office and requested them to close my account with them. They did so and I moved to Paylater now Carbon.

Ever since then, I've had rest of mind. At least Carbon allows you pay monthly unlike Branch where you have to pay at the end of every week.

it is a lie. I pay my they to branch and my credit limit is over 30k now

GOFRONT:
Why??

Did he tried to force Krest down the throat of anybody??

Nairaland is full of comic relievers

Lamanii22:
And you don't smoke weed?

you pretty. Can I have your contact.

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justcool:
@Redgold.
Hello friend! Welcome to Nairaland!

cynthia

joe4christ:
Pls just let them be, they've chosen their path, they believe they are on the right path so we too believe same, every man will answer for himself, ii only got into this thread to ask just two question of which they did'nt answer, so i rest my case, those whom the lord has chosen unto his own fold cannot be lost, they will still find their way to his fold. Just release the word and let the spirit do the convincing.
Bless you.
I'm outta here!

can I know the questions you asked please?

kelyeankah:
As a seeker who wished to be sealed and be a cross bearer, aside from knowing the truth what other benefit do i stand to achieve? will i get all the connection i need in life to succeed? will i get all the pleasure nd treasure of life?

Mumu why u no kuku do blood money?

jkpretty:
My Dayz . . .grail message on Nairaland? , My Lord God, i never knew people believed in this occultic groupgosh!

Please Why do u have to die the day your husband or wife dies? Like u are join together from heaven? na wa o

this is a blatant lie.I am not a member and I reject to be a member in Jesus name.

agarawu23:
Jet? What happened to the one he claimed he bought?

he s using that one for uber in abuja

benny4wax:
Make jealousy kill you there. Afonja ochi rada rada.

Lols

Dpharisee:
Abeg make una no vex for digressing, I traveled to the South East and the kind of sophisticated new buildings I saw there even in very interior villages seems as if they are not living under Buhari regime

MR things na

Teeboy15:
2019 wasn't particularly a good year for me.

March 22nd, two days after my mom's birthday I lost my immediate elder sister right before my eyes. God this hurts so so much..

I spoke with her till 11:48pm, she was full of life, never knew I would take her dead body to the mortuary the next morning.

How I wish I kept vigil with her.

Her six year old daughter's scream of 'my mommy, my mommy, my mommy' woke me up that morning.

I went to check my sister's pulse, didn't feel any, she was sleeping faced down. Was scared to agree with my conviction on what I thought it was until I summoned courage to flip her.

Lord have mercy, terrible urine smell oozed. My sister had choked. My own sister that I grew up with? Someone I spoke with last night? I was confused.

My breaking point was when my mom came to the hospital. She was looking at her daughter's dead body.

I almost died that moment.

Two months after I lost my job.

Things were hard.

Three month after I got another job, but it was filled deceit, had to stop.

Thank God for my family and my fiancé who have been wonderful and most supportive.

Been a very tough year but giving up is never an option.

Only thing I got is hope, that's the only thing I ain't giving up in my life

This is painful and it nearly brought tears into my eyes.

Sorry bro. You will be fine IJN

Too late but I have all these on my table now

Uvogin:
Gbayiii

Staking power for tomorrow won

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