Look at his hair, inside that head is a very brilliant brain. But if he was here in naija, some dumb fools will say "look at his hair, irresponsible being, in short u're not getting admission into this school!!" Smh

YOUNGSTUNNA:
bad silence call recorder, with the ability to forward recorded calls to my email.
her phone was locked but still I bypass and installed it.

.i wish you guys see the look on her face after denying and bam goes the evidence... she freaked out. I just wished her best of luck and off I go.

Chief abeg, u fit dm me the app wey u use abeg. Needed asap. Thanks

IhateAfonjas:

West Ham ??

This is why you don't start playing for big clubs when you're just 20 years old

Ronaldo began with Lisbon

James Rodriguez : Fc porto

Neymar : Santos

Messi : even though he graduated from Barcelona academy, they left him on the bench at the senior team

Pogba : left united to go start from Juventus which is a small club

Zlatan : Ajax

Van dar sar : Ajax

Juve is a smaller club than Man Utd U clearly don't know what u're saying. They left Messi on the bench? Do u watch football at all, do u even have the slightest idea of the players Barca had at the time? So they should bench Eto, Ronaldinho, or Deco for an 18 year old Messi Are u thinking at all Then when they started integrating him into the team and he proved himself, they still benched him right See no make I vex for u o, mtcheew

codeinecrazy:
Yes Ooo, I've been slapped before by one bros that had one spiritual ring on. Yorubas call it Anasare, immediately the slap hit me, I just turned back and race home straight without saying anything. I almost lost my memory, had to be asking my friends what really happened to me. Na dem tell me say na jazz.

Naah bruh....that wasn't jazz....it was just ur name "codeinecrazy" at work

Front Page Material......Space Booked!!!

faith551:
I don't get it oo, like how many jobs in this country can pay you #200k? After they'll be singing equality how may of those ladies can hustle 50k on their own in a month. Bullshit.
I dnt know why I hate ladies, they just irritate me sometimes

nigga, u gay?

mejai:
hmmn!!! as d plane went up and down.... babe na staircase una take go abuja

And this scenario sounds funny to you?

Hi everyone,

I'm in a situation where i desperately need help. I created an app on my localhost using symfony 3. Stuff works perfectly well on my local host. Now my main problem is moving it to my shared hosting (cpanel). Moved the files to the public_html folder, then i moved the app, bin, src, var, e.t.c folders to the parent folder (The folder containing the public_html folder) while leaving the 'web' folder in the public_html. I then moved everything from the 'web' folder (Which is inside the public_html folder) into the public_html folder. Making me have the following directory structure:

cpanel-root-directory
---/app
---/bin
---/src
---/tests
---/var
---/vendor
---/public_html
------/bundles
------/css
------/dist
------/fonts
------/img
------/js
------/plugins
------/uploads
------.htaccess
------app.php
------app_dev.php
------apple-touch-icon.png
------config.php
------robots.txt

When i go to the domain name, i keep getting this annoying HTTP 500 error. Then on both localhost and on the server (at different times) i created a fresh new symfony project, dumped it in the server and got the "Welcome to Symfony 3" page quite alright. But, when i tried putting my controller files, and going to the routes defined in them (i use annotations in the Sensio bundle to define routes), i get that HTTP 500 error. Okay then in the default controller that works, i try defining a new action 'testAction'. When i go to the route for the test action, i still get the HTTP 500 error, but going to the '/' route, i see the symfony welcome page correctly.

Please pro web developers should help me out with this cuz i'm approaching my deadline. My clients have seen that the stuff works perfectly well on my localhost but now moving it to the server is the issue.

Thanks.

CC: seun, lalasticlala i know this is not a thread about snakes or tonto dike but please a front page appearance would be really appreciated. Thanks

I died at the point "I love you more than snake loves rat" wtf!!!

1Rebel:


For you to think that there's a correlation between decency and hair length, there must be something fundamentally wrong with you.

Word!!! Only dummies think that looking like a mannequin makes one decent. Now ask those same "hypocrites" why they think the white man looks decent even with his long hair.......black dummies.....mtcheew

Mimido2:
see as ur body be like wall

Lol.....you are extremely wicked

donfemo:


A bite even when dead??

Not a literal bite....what he means is that if your body comes in contact with the fangs (yeah i know the snake is dead) it will still release the same toxic poison it does as when alive

Gudheart:
The way ppl ds days tink dat marriage is abt snapin pix in beautiful clots n bkgrund, Amaze me nt knwin dat marriage is mur dan wat dy dsplay. Instead dy shld read books, abt home buldin n atnd marriage seminars bcus dats wat wil hlp wen d tough tym comes n nt al ds pix.

And who told you that they haven't read such books.....mtcheew......all these people judging a book by its cover sef

Lol.....when I saw that 9pm appointment thingy with AIT I knew it must be Passions. Scrolled down and.....yup was right....hehe those AIT people shaa

goldbim:
He should have advised himself with this few weeks ago..

He learnt from experience!!!

naughtynaughty:
female sistrs

Do we have "male" sisters

Cutehector:
Goats be sayin he is igbo.. nw whch bank in Nigeria goes by the name Garanti

Tell me one country in this world where u won't find at least one Igbo man

Angelberry:
How can cinema get your dk wet?

I swear u're a learner

pretydiva:
Joy of motherhood. Can't wait 2 start having mine . God pls bless me wit cute kids. Amen

Will only happen if u marry a "cute" gee

Quakertellicus1:
The gentleman is suffering from a case we call extreme konjilitis. This disease is seen primarily in the young folks, and it presents with an extreme rise in the level of konjilic acid,which can manifest as a condition similar to a lesion in the limbic cortex of the cerebrum,as happened to this poor fellow. Symptoms include a desire to mount anything that may resemble a konjilic konjival.

Treatment involves 1000 units of kobokoglycin to be administered in the gluteus maximus twice daily for a week, followed by a shot of commonsensicus barinenses injected directly into the brain. Some autorities prefer the IV route.

Jisos!!! u're just a clown

Some dummies here will be saying water is unhygienic but i bet they don't even know what a bidet is. Yes the whites invented the 'tissue' but they were smart enough to know that the tissue was not efficient for both hairy and non hairy butts. So, they invented the bidet which is basically a low sink that squirts out jets of water to wash your butt. Some bidets do not squirt out water instead, they fill the sink with water so you can scoop water with your hands to wash your butt. Now tell me, how is that different from the way we use water to wash up here. If you do not have a bidet available you can use a 'lota' which is like the plastic kettles our muslim brothers use for abolition. Follow this link to check out the lota https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-tips-for-wiping-your-butt-clean-specifically-if-its-quite-hairy. Before another set of dummies start saying thrash you should know that 'quora.com' is an american site with its headquarters in California.
Personally, if i dont see a bowl to wash my butt with, i will dampen a piece of tissue paper with water and wipe my butt. Don't understand why some people all in the name of forming 'i am following the white trend' keep their butts dirty by using tissue paper dry.

Brandnew2:
I used to get more than that on my blog daily.

Okay, so how do i go about getting similar amount of traffic. And is it possible to get serious investors with that amount of traffic?

Hi,

Please I need someone competent to do SEO, Social Media Promotion, and other BS that drives traffic to my website.

I built this site www.amebocentral.com and it has been online for about a month and a half now. But the traffic i have been able to generate is not sufficient to attract investors. I want someone that can generate about 1,500 visitors a day at a reasonable price. If interested please send a mail to yommie@amebocentral.com for further negotiations.

Thanks

can the mod of this section ban this irritating OP for jst 150 yrs.........topic and post are worlds apart