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Politics / Re: The List Of Nigerian Looters Who Kept All Of Us In Poverty! by onijogbon(m): 10:23pm On Feb 27, 2012
@OP, so wetin u want make we come do about this incomplete list, now wey you don post am

thanks for wasting 5 minutes of my life! olo.shi! mshew!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Colombia [1 - 0] @ Women's U-20 World Cup by onijogbon(m): 12:06am On Jul 30, 2010
CARLISTO77:

@ oníjògbòn ,
I won't accept your gibberish as a way of pacific arbitration.
My pragmatism,you can not take away from me.
It's either you like me or detest me, don't sit at a fence to arbitrate a fray you have no better clues on.
Draw inbetweens and get the trend quite well. My scolding of puerile Sagamite, is just that he should
learn to make astute and decorous argumentations rather showing diableries on a public forum.
No one knows it all. We should be painstaking while trying to make others reason with us, basic.
Next time, I will loose our my antipathetic side when you use derogatory comment while alluding to my comments.

seriously brosi, u well so?

abi u don read seven books of moses cause ya utterances is beginning to sound like one of them o!

i hope u do realize that K.I.S.S is only an acronym (u probably haven't heard the acronym before); there's nothing derogatory about that!  

there's a time and place for the use of complex words brosi not how you're throwing it all over the place in your sentences.  

and if u think your unnecessary use of complex words makes you appear intelligent then you must be really delusional!

i'm just saying brosi. . .
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Colombia [1 - 0] @ Women's U-20 World Cup by onijogbon(m): 11:42pm On Jul 29, 2010
CARLISTO77:

I never know why some Users of Nairaland can not stop alluding to sagamite's extemporaneous comments, which are only violable and encroaching to the betterment of this site. The problem with sagamite or whatever name he bears might be that he's a derailed and bumptious fellow whose sagacity is being totally disorientated. I wonder what might have gone into his freaking head, as he always posts preposterous and spurious comments on this site.
Sagamite, since you always insinuate dirge of counterposing exegesis, I wish you can explain why your so-called whites use performance enhancing drugs to aid their sporting activities. Secondly, kindly elucidate if ages do enhance peformance in any given walk of life, whether be it academics, administration, medical, or rulership. You allude to this ageism as if the whole world ends there. Ajax, in primus, won the Champions' Leauge far then with a team whose averaged player was tagged 18 years. Naturally, a younger performing players should possess higher vitality, speed, shrewdness and agility more than ageing players. On the courteous note, you assume you're intelligent, but I never think so! Someone whose intelligential is cogitable, should be able to expatiate his/her quote of intelligibility with cogent, continent and painstaking manners of thought. As the laxim goes thus"The length of a snake does not determine the killing strategy." I wish you could be so savvy if you become more accommodative and introversive, with this, you'll command respect and adorableness.
huh?  ok?  

in as much as i find sagamu's allegations ludicrous, brosi, ya use of unnecessary, repetitious complex words tire me o!

the thing just take away whatever point (if any sha) you were trying to make. . .just K.I.S.S (Keep It Simple, Stu.pid) next time.  grin
Romance / Re: Things Were Going Fine Until: by onijogbon(m): 12:59am On May 27, 2010
kemisuga
« #256 on: May 21, 2010, 03:06 PM »
Things were going fine until he dumb me for a white fat old chick  tongue  tongue  tongue 

no wonder he dumb dumped you for an old fat white chick (note the order, olodo!  grin). . . i know i would too in a heartbeat!  grin  grin  cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Why 9ice's Marriage To Tony Payne Broke Down by onijogbon(m): 10:50pm On May 18, 2010
totalfact (m)
« #28 on: Yesterday at 08:37:43 PM »

am not surprise not flabbergasted over this rising issue of 9ice and his wife.
men are dangerous and often deceitful.
am a young man, and am not biased at all.
man will not show you his colour until he has made it.
now we are seeing th true colour of 9ice.
yes it is nice to see 9ice is this not-nice situation.
he should better start to beg the lady now before it is too late for him.
some other men out there might take the lady soon.
we hereby give him 6months ultimatum.bam!


clearly, this is what happens when comprehension eludes an individual.

where in the article does it say that 9ice was to blame for the collapse of the marriage? u do realize that everything is just a he say-she say issue?

some pple sha, dash dem internet dem no sabi act again. . . what a pity ! o ma se o! 

on 2nd thought, i seriously doubt if ur bmud (spelled backwards for the slow ones) a$$ is a guy like u claim to be sef.

*shakes head in utter disbelief*   undecided
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Attract Handsome Men by onijogbon(m): 2:40pm On Apr 04, 2010
LMFAO Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin  Ugly men (some especially those with nasty attitude) are normally not NEARLY as "confident" as they appear!
They compensate for their lack of physical attributes by acting over-confident, even if they are not.

see pot wey dey call kettle black sef. . . *hisses*

u don look yasef for mirror lately before u open ya 32 dey yab pesin?
Health / Re: Hiv+ Experiences,lets Share It. by onijogbon(m): 12:35am On Mar 11, 2010
violent:

I as well as every other sane and serious minded Nairaland members will sit quietly and wait to see the next [size=15pt]Idiót[/size] who will come around to offer advise and consolation when the thread was simply created for  Hiv+ patients to "Narrate their experience"

[size=20pt]STOP DERAILING THIS THREAD. . . YOU WANT TO OFFER ADVISE?, START YOUR OWN THREAD!!!![/size]

actually, the poster is right and u r WRONG, which makes you one of the idiots he/she was referring to if you read and understood the OP's initial post.

uplawal:

i keep telling people but they just get angry unnessarrily,if Allah wills,he can wipe out the disease but he lets it stay,cos he knows best,abstinency and fidelity is still the answer to the pandermic,its gotten 95% through intimacy and all others is just out of the intimacy itself e.g,needle,unbornchild, blood transfussion etc

what planet u fall from sef? either u r delusional or nothing dey up there.

allah ko, ala (dream) ni! **hisses*
Romance / Re: What Should I Do About These Girls? by onijogbon(m): 3:48pm On Mar 10, 2010
Pweety4me:

If i say somefin now pple will start screaming. . .well i was refering 2 d comment u wrote in yoruba.

which one of them o pweety?
Romance / Re: What Should I Do About These Girls? by onijogbon(m): 3:55am On Mar 10, 2010
Pweety4me:

^Ahahaha yoruba's! grin

hmm, abeg can u elaborate on dat pweety?  undecided
Romance / Re: What Should I Do About These Girls? by onijogbon(m): 3:48am On Mar 10, 2010
@ OP, lwkmd!

el-negro please!

sounds like something from tales by moonlight but a clean one though.  u might want to consider a career in writing folk tales for little kids in kindergarten or daycare sef (that's if u can keep it clean). 

u do well king donkey!  oruko lo n ro e, oponu ai rada!   grin



blackmann:

all these "kiss-and-tell" guys on NL. must we know who or what u F@CK in the admin  lounge bathroom? sorry to say, but real men don't come here blabbing abt their excapades if u even have one and are not making the whole thing up.

excuse me pass jare (safeact, apologies).

abeg, help me tell am o!
Romance / Re: Battle Of The Nairaland Hotties {week 6} by onijogbon(m): 3:39am On Mar 10, 2010
all of una wey just dey shout rukayat rukayat, make una take a closer at fireangel$ o

IMO, she fine pass una rukayat and why her name's not up there still beats. . . hmm, makes u wonder if OP get bad belle beef with the mata sef  undecided

oya OP, i go kant to three and before i open my eyes, u berra add fireangel$ o.

odawise, this thread go scatter when i open my eyes (it's still closed and i'm counting o)  grin
Romance / Re: My Boss Wants Me Or Get Fired by onijogbon(m): 2:51am On Mar 10, 2010
THE AMAKA:

you are the the real olodo!!!
im talking about the poster's gender
does this make sense? "the poster didnt say if he was a he or a she"
if i say that, i would basically be saying i already assume the poster is a guy without knowing the gender.
that is why i asked with a follow up question, POSTER, WHAT IS YOUR GENDER? are you stu pid, slow, or simple, which one?
you be real olodo, so sit down.

                                 
from your rant above, it is safe to conclude that not only are u a slow rum-dum, ya thinking faculty low pass monkey own.

it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that the OP is a man from his post. . . another pointer for your slow a(ss) is his screen name.

and in case your slow a(ss) is still confused about the OP's gender, well here's a quote he made in another thread, which by the way, your slow a(ss) also posted:

bykes:

sometime during my campus days i brought this chic home and in the middle of action i looked for my condom and could not find it my roomate has used it,it was about some mins to midnite and i now dashed out to look for condom and by the time i came back the chic has gone.i learnt from that anyway never to lack condom with me.i believe the boyfriend is just trying to relaod his arsenal after given out the ones he has.let her learn to trust her bf thats the only way their relationship can stay

Missing Condom

now, my question to u is: do women wear condoms for ya village? olodo ara e!

Kgdavid:

the posters gender was pretty obvious though. once it had been established that the boss was a woman the most logical thing would be to assume that the poster is male.

ol' boy, wetin be logic? dat one no dey her dictionary o. . . very soon she go  ask wetin ya own gender be.
TV/Movies / Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by onijogbon(m): 12:41am On Mar 10, 2010
You forgot to add 'To God be the Glory'  at the end of every movie.
snap man! u beat me to this!  grin


Mr. Cartha:

Abeg ma broda make u no let Hollywood c dis 1 grin grin grin Even Somalia no go fit even try dis 1. Inside car n inside helipcopter no be de same. Dis producer go school @ all grin grin grin grin grin grin
lwkmd @ animated helicopter crashing.   cheesy  cheesy

but come o ol' girl u sure na naija movie be dat?  grin
Romance / Re: My Boss Wants Me Or Get Fired by onijogbon(m): 12:33am On Mar 10, 2010
THE AMAKA:

i just realized the poster didn't say if it  is a male or female.
poster, what is your gender?


olodo! what part of "SHE is a widow" wey the OP post u know comprehend?


@ OP, just like Ebonyeyes said, u'd be damned if u did and if u didn't, so u might as well go on soun but just like someone noted, make sure say u dey record every conversation you have with her o and if u can video una office rendezvous or wherever una go get am on na upper hand u get be dat. 

Oh, u berra not delete those text messages cause dat na part of ya evidence in case kasala burst come hit ceiling o  grin

last time i checked e no dey against the law to video tape or wiretap pesin for naija (i stand corrected sha). . . yeah right! like say anybodi go enforce the law even if it existed.   
Culture / Re: This Woman Explains Why She Hates Being Black! by onijogbon(m): 1:40am On Mar 02, 2010
come o, is that the same person that wrote the letter on the article's page?

if na she be dat wey siddon for the desk dey lean on the komputa monitor, walahi, i go knack her in a heartbeat  o  grin

she fine pass some agaracha wey boku and dey make yanga toro toro for this NL sef!

o ma se o, se wetin inferiority complex dey cause. . . and to think she read book sef. . .

Computers / Re: Microsot Notified My Company Of Their Visit- Software Piracy , Pls Help!. by onijogbon(m): 1:33am On Feb 04, 2010
@ topic, for all u know MS 9ja rep fit dey on NL dey read all these advice so.  chei! kasala don buss o!

sux to be u right now o! if na me o (i'm not offering any advice sha o), i go just yank those puters comot for network  carry dem go oga place like a week b4 the visit,

bring dem back when smoke don clear then holla oga make hin get volume license for those 20%.  i can guransure u say the next visit will be unannounced.

besides, who's to say dem no go surface before the date wey dem give u sef? abi, no be 9ja we dey talk?

i hope say ya server(s) dey run "orijo" license sha.  good luck to u o!
Celebrities / Re: Miss Virginia Crowned Miss America 2010 by onijogbon(m): 3:27am On Feb 03, 2010
dejiariyo:

why does this have to make the front page on nairaland??

this is not even making the front page on websites in virgina, if a foreigner comes on here, just see us like unserious bunch of pple, your president is missing and all u can do is put miss virgina on the front page of a major nigerian website?
abeg, help me ask them o! awon oni iranu!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana [0 - 1] by onijogbon(m): 6:57pm On Jan 28, 2010
useless, wingless, featherless, papa eagles/fowls dem!

why is anyone surprised at this mediocre performance anywayz. . .

congratulations o jare eyin omo ghana for NL  grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana [0 - 1] by onijogbon(m): 6:54pm On Jan 28, 2010
chaei! so na common u-21 team these papa fowls dem dey struggle play with so?

amodu gotta go after this one o!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Davidylan Challenges Motivation & Usefulness of 'Relief Efforts' for Haiti by onijogbon(m): 9:58pm On Jan 14, 2010
davidylan:

You people are so lost in your own self-importance that you still dont get it. How many times have Nigerians needed relief and you failed woefully to provide it? How many of you hiding in foreign countries are donating to Red Cross organisations IN NIGERIA?

Where were you during the Boko Haram crisis or you think only Haitians need help?


I wager i have more than you can ever aspire to. Its best you dont go there.

I can bet you that America is fully prepared for a 9.0 earthquake to strike California should it happen. Here, leaders are not despots who build palaces while the people suffer and essential services go unprovided for. Its ok for the black race to ignore its responsibilities . . . when we need help we can just call on oxfam. We should be ashamed of our selves.

Redman44:

I agree with daviddylan's  arguments absolutely. Haiti has been governed by despots over the years. Haitian rulers lived flamboyantly while citizens of the country suffered. It seems the black man is averse to development. While I'm not against people giving money and other forms of assistance to Haiti, I feel it is high time the black race starts sorting  its problems out. The Asians have started asserting themselves industrially and are beginning to get the respect of the Western nations. Peeps should try and read Matthew Ashimolowo's book about the black race. What is really wrong with us? A good example of how it seems we blacks are averse to development is the case of the IITA [ International Institute of Tropical Agriculture ] in Ibadan, Oyo State. While Ibadan is still much undeveloped, this institute is becoming an advanced community in the Oyo State capital. Everything is working at IITA and you'll be forced to believe you're in Europe when you walk into IITA. The place was developed and maintained by whites. Outside the walls of IITA, there is chaos, filth, poverty and craas underdevelopment. God help us.

excellent points! the only rational thinking people on this thread!

leave them make dem dey let their emotions cloud their ability to see the whole picture.

all of a sudden, all of dem don turn to mother theresa over night because of haiti's unfortunate but preventable catastrophic event.

eyan dudu! na we be our own enemies!  
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 11:30pm On Jan 12, 2010
deb:

Thanks for answering the guy's question.
Meanwhile, we had a fit Nsofor for most part of the match under the bench
abi o! olosi Amodu!

U-17 team though not experienced, will be a good time for them to gain some exposure at this tournament.  
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 11:16pm On Jan 12, 2010
9ijaprince:

Pls can somebody tell me why osaze and martins didnt play?

osaze is supposedly sick and martins is still injured. . .
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 10:07pm On Jan 12, 2010
morpheus24:

I agree. how do you motivate old illiterate farts who are clinging on to their remaining years of fitness to get hungry for glory. Fat cats with money in their pockets who see no reason to inspire young lads in Nigeria who idolize them.

I definitely would have put Okoro from the under 17 squad. Though inexperiencend he more that makes up for it in youth, vigour and a agility.



absolutely! okoro, though selfish at times can do some damage.  add emmanuel (the best finisher in that squad) to the lineup and we might be talking a different story now.

yes, they're inexperienced but i believe they will play their hearts out and give it their all, which is what we're asking for.

not some of these fatsos swaying dem belle on the pitch like say dem dey on vacation for Angola sef.   angry
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 9:56pm On Jan 12, 2010
Princek12:

Those players are not fit. They could not chase the ball and players. Yobo is recovering from injury, Martins just had surgery, and many more unfit players. Amodu chose the team because he likes the players and is used to them, not because they have shown any demonstrable proof of match fitness. The funny thing is that you guys will see Amodu take these same players to the world Cup and expect a "miracle."

As a matter of fact, if he had taken six players from the U 17 squad, they would have done a better job than the team today. The players are simply out of shape.

gbam!  glad i found someone that shares the same thought!
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 9:45pm On Jan 12, 2010
i've said it before and i'm going to say it again: the U-17 team and their coaching staff that just won a silver medal at the just concluded U-17 tournament should be the ones playing at the moment.

considering those boys were just assembled together in a couple of months, they still performed very well.

these fat fcuks don chop money belle full and could give a rat's yansh weda we win or lose.  

we need players that are hungry to win as well as passionate for the game.  this present U-17 squad fits the bill!
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 7:12pm On Jan 12, 2010
LAX89:

Just wondering, did ANY of you who's been mouthing off EVER play for ANY Team anywhere in the world at ANYTIME in your life?


and ya point be wetin?

sharap ya mouth jo with ya dumb question!

must everyone have to be soccer players? oponu ayi rada!

 
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 7:04pm On Jan 12, 2010
and na dis same fat fcuks dey go play for world cup?  

chai! looking forward to the basketball scoreboard against naija in the WC.

thank God say i neva make any travel plans to SA.
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 6:54pm On Jan 12, 2010
morpheus24:

I for bet that guy wey talk 3-1

Nigeria always useless at the counter
and u for lose cause i was only being sarcastic if u had paid attention unless of course u no understand the expression  grin
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 6:48pm On Jan 12, 2010
these morons should not even bother continue with the competition!  angry

how complacent can u get in defense?
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 6:43pm On Jan 12, 2010
. . . and to think these are the ones going to represent Africa at the world cup?

o ma se o! we don finish!
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 6:34pm On Jan 12, 2010
can someone tell me why osazie and martins are not palying?  

amodu is really pathetic!
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 6:32pm On Jan 12, 2010
davidylan:

My brother . . . thank you for the link, we shall disgrace the eagles today! Go pharaohs!  grin

i sense 2 goals coming in favor of the super fowls to make it 3-2 for the 3 points we need.   grin

yeah right!

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