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Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 6:20pm On Jan 12, 2010 |
coulda been three now! naija! wetin! |
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 6:15pm On Jan 12, 2010 |
[color=#006600][/color]what? anoda goal from egypt? where defence o? |
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 5:55pm On Jan 12, 2010 |
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by onijogbon(m): 5:37pm On Jan 12, 2010 |
they can never maintain a lead! |
Sports / Re: Go Away And Dont Come Back, Caf Tells Togo by onijogbon(m): 4:17pm On Jan 12, 2010 |
i think CAF as well as the Angolan organizers of the competition are to be blamed for this incident regardless of the mode of transportation the team utilized. why did CAF allow Angola to host the competition in the first place knowing fully well that there's instability in that country? and why did the Angolan organizers schedule matches in a war zone? if that's not involuntary man slaughter, i don't know what it is. whether the Togolese team went against a directive (if there was any) that forbade travelling by road is besides the point. i'm sure they have their reasons for choosing that mode of transportation. but for CAF to blame them for their loss and refuse to allow them back into the competition is not only callous but very concerning. only in Africa. . . |
Politics / Re: REPORT: President Yaradua Is Dead? by onijogbon(m): 7:10pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
What's the difference between his been dead & brain dead seeing NEXT says he cannot recognize no body? Huh Huh Huh firstly, the article never said anything about him being brain-dead but rather brain-damaged. . .ya need to pay attention next time olodo. secondly, there's a BIG difference between him being brain-dead and being brain-damaged. the chances of a brain-damaged person recovering is far higher than a brain-dead (pretty much dead) person . so, yes, there's a difference between the two. and lasty, i could give rats yansh about those in government cause guess what, they don't think for me and unlike some, i don't rely on them as my source of information. i'm only disputing the claim because it can't be substantiated not because the government says so. so, your insinuation that i rely on the corrupt naija govt. for information is ludicrous! mr.official: yeah, maybe because it's not confirmed as the truth. . .ya think? http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/136017 dead link ya gotta be kidding me OP! u're citing an ireporter that's a blogger just like anybody else as your source of information? u do realize the blogger got the same story from the same american chronicle that took the article down earlier today? naija people sha. . . |
Politics / Re: REPORT: President Yaradua Is Dead? by onijogbon(m): 3:42pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
it never ceases to amaze me how naija folks are quick to believe anything. did it occur to anyone to check the source's url the OP posted before commenting on the topic? well, guess what? the link DOESN'T exist from american chronicle's site. the last thing i heard yesterday was that he is brain-damaged not dead! **shakes head in disbelief*** |
Romance / Re: She Insists On Keeping The Pregnancy: I'm 27 by onijogbon(m): 5:04pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
idmoore: . . . yet another cooked up abortion story on NL. . .abeg, sharap jo make we hear word! like say your black yansh no know before say she fit get bele if u no wrap up? NEXT! oloshi a lai ni'ronu! ***hisses*** |
Romance / Re: As Jealous As Tiger's Wife. . . . by onijogbon(m): 10:23pm On Dec 01, 2009 |
abegi! na hiin go first fu(ku fu(ku toto for outside? make dem let the bobo rest o jare. but come o, tiger mess me o. how be say na dat kin old hag hin come go waya when correct opekes dey yanfu yanfu? ok, for dat, hin suppose go jail because dat na the ultimate crime pesin fit commit. |
Romance / Re: Girls Say I'm Neat To A Fault. What Should I Do? by onijogbon(m): 9:57pm On Dec 01, 2009 |
ayinisong: ol' boy u get serious issues o and na OCD. nothing wrong to be clean but when it becomes obsessive then it's an issue. bottom line be say, the gals no be the issue, na you get issue and you're in denial about it. wo, i go suggest make you go see shrink o! odawise, u ain't getting none for a very looonnnnggg time o! |
Romance / Re: I Am Confuse! by onijogbon(m): 9:43pm On Dec 01, 2009 |
@poster, wo, you will stay confused |
Romance / Re: How Do I Get Him To Notice Me by onijogbon(m): 9:31pm On Dec 01, 2009 |
@ poster, how about go read ya book? na to poshu man ya mama and papa use dem hard-earned money send u go school for? *hisses* oni'ranu, a lai nikan se omode! |
Travel / Re: Nigerians! How Far Will We Go! Man Marries Daughter So She Can Get A Visa! by onijogbon(m): 9:07pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
tpia.: gbosa! for once tilapia, i totally agree with you. no mind all these people wey dey blow grammar about law this, law that, kumu nene kumu nene, dem own fit worse pass o. yeye people, just because dem jam lucky born dem for oyinbo land or marry oyinbo or some omo onilu come get paper, dem dey yarn like say na dem holy pass. **double-hisses** JJM: correct yarn JJC! ba mi so fun all the can-never-do-wrong, na me holy pass, judgmental hypocrites for this NL jare. nonsense! |
Travel / Re: Nigerians! How Far Will We Go! Man Marries Daughter So She Can Get A Visa! by onijogbon(m): 11:44pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
na only one word i get to say: arrogance! if dis man or hin pickin never brag about the whole thing, it would be a different story now. sometimes, i find it hard to believe how stupid some of us naijas can be. and to all the holier than thou folks for NL (i no go mention theblessed), una do well. i bet half if not all of una wey dey crucify this man and hin pickin probably would have done worse if in similar situation. like someone said earlier (and i agree) people things for different reasons but it's easy for una wey dey fortunate to be born citizens to talk crap about the issue. no be una fault sha. . . |
Politics / Re: Nkem Owoh, Aka Osuofia Freed For N1.4m To Balance N100k by onijogbon(m): 3:26pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
babyme: So, u think using the n word like some African Americans do makes u cool? O ma se o! What a pity! I guess it's safe to say that my assumption that you're not a bright BITCH (since that's what you called yourself) is indeed true. illusion2: Sensible ke, you think say that word dey her dictionary? Even some small pickin sef get sense pass that. |
Politics / Re: Us-based Medical Practitioner Kidnapped by onijogbon(m): 9:57pm On Nov 17, 2009 |
Nchara:where ya source? abi u no sabi post am? na copy and paste you sabi do? |
Politics / Re: Nkem Owoh, Aka Osuofia Freed For N1.4m To Balance N100k by onijogbon(m): 9:53pm On Nov 17, 2009 |
babyme: Just like you stated on your profile, you are indeed a BITCH (not too bright one though) for that stereotypical and rather imbecilic remark. |
Romance / Re: A Solution Against Girls Playing ''hard To Get'' by onijogbon(m): 10:45pm On Oct 08, 2009 |
Holesher: lwkmd! nna na Zamunda no be Samanda o. i guess the yanky accent wey dem use sound like yoruba to you. haba! yoruba ko now! e remain small sef make you call Samanja |
Romance / Re: Is It Gud To Pregnated A Girl B4 Marriage by onijogbon(m): 10:35pm On Oct 08, 2009 |
rhymz: looku you olodo! u dey talk say pesin poop dey smell but in actuality, na ya own smell pass! u sabi the difference between the words short and shot so? odoyo like u; abeg go sidown make pesin hia word jo! @poster, no it is not gud (like u put it) to impregnate a girl before marriage. and abeg, make u try enter inside school compound instead wey you go just waka pass in front of the gate. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Ebonyeyes Is Nairaland Diva Of The Year by onijogbon(m): 9:04pm On Oct 08, 2009 |
Ben-10: what a senseless thread u mean? ***makes an about face and leaves the thread*** |
Romance / Re: Why Are Some African Ashamed Of Their Identity? by onijogbon(m): 9:00pm On Oct 08, 2009 |
Ben-10: and ya point being? why not elaborate on that? i go come back come check on how u go "enlighten" us on that. ***hisses*** |
Politics / Re: How Can I Revoke My Nigerian Citizenship? by onijogbon(m): 5:59pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
posakosa: no mind am o jare! oyinbo man don give am some kobo kobo job, hin think say oyinbo na God now. arindin eda! some people sha. . . |
Politics / Re: How Can I Revoke My Nigerian Citizenship? by onijogbon(m): 5:49pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
Queen Dee:and ya foolish point be? jimuchy: jimumu, u've got some serious self-hate issues no be small o! talk about an oponu ayirada! for starters, i won't trade my complexion for anything in this world even if i come back again i go still beg baba God to make me black. jimumu, are you aware that the oyinbo man wey ya mumu ass wan be like dey spend plenty money to tan dem skin to be dark like BLACKS so tey dem dey fry for sun come contract cancer in the process? mehn, i pity you o no be small! jimuchy: what about south america jimumu, poverty no dey dia? even yanky and uk wey you dey hala sef, newsflash, poverty dey those places too yanfu yanfu since you wan only focus on africa. yes, greed and corruption exists but where greed and corruption no dey? abeg, go sidown with your lame argument o jare! serously jimumu, u get issues that needs immediate intervention. as for me o, i won't have it any other way because BLACK IS FOREVER BEAUTIFUL! |
Family / Re: Pls... by onijogbon(m): 3:47pm On Sep 11, 2009 |
Quote from: TOPE2000! on Yesterday at 10:12:59 PM chic2pimp: oh, now u wan come take style spin am like say u dey joke. . .yeah right! u know wetin you shake ya head for, which was evident from the sentence you had in bold. anyway sha, na u sabi! |
Family / Re: Pls... by onijogbon(m): 10:59pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
chic2pimp: wetin u dey shake ya head for? like say ya papa or mama no spank ya yansh well well when u dey small? now u know she no literally mean say baba God talk say make we dey beat our children, she was only being funny. hence, the smiling the face. . . haba! chillax o jare before ya head fall comot for ya body. |
Family / Re: Pls... by onijogbon(m): 10:52pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
LadyT: this makes more sense than all the yeye lead rant that stripper abi wetin she dey call herself sef dey yarn o jare. abeg, no mind am o jare . . .u be correct babe wey get sense. Outstrip: since when has it been wrong to be "typical" naija (as u put it) even when you're making sense? so na all the jagbajantis wey oyinbo don take brainwash u wey u dey yarn na hin make sense? pickin dey act out, u don quickly wan label am like oyinbo go do. for all you know, this boy might just be longing for a figure since the OP never mentioned anything about the child's father i.e. if he's in their lives or not. all that go see behavioral therapist yarn na bologna! every pickin different in their own way but it's the parent's responsible to monitor their activites especially what they watch on t.v. and the kind of language the parents use around them. @ OP, i agree with most of what LadyT stated above especially the part of rewarding him for good behavior when (don't forget that!); you'd be amazed what difference that will make. |
Events / Re: Why 09/09/09 Is So Special by onijogbon(m): 4:04pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
horseballs: warever! abeg una prophets of doom don come again o! hackney: thank you o! no mind people o jare, dem too dey like make something out of norin o jare. i bet dem fit don talk say na that date (06.06.06) world go end sef. no be 3 years later be dis? yeye people! na so dem take make noise about the small pickin movie finding NEMO spelled backwards na OMEN, which i think was just a coincidence o jare. |
Sports / Re: Okocha To Join Super Eagles Coaching Crew In Technical Capacity by onijogbon(m): 3:53pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
chidichris:gbam! u don take the words out of my mouth finish. na more like campaigning after election. . .even the campaign sef get as e be. make okocha go mind hin night club biz like someone blatantly put it and no drag himself for this mess wey already dey so. |
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Manhandled, Handcuffed And Detained by onijogbon(m): 3:36pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
SeXyBoNE:abeg close ya 32 jo! nothing sensible dey comot from am o jare. . .spelling sef na wa. olodo over hundred! |
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Manhandled, Handcuffed And Detained by onijogbon(m): 5:09pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
@onijogbon @mreds, nothing personal here o. i just can't stand stupid people wey no dey open eye or pay attention. u see wetin i mean below? SeXyBoNE: obviously from ya rant, na u drink piss and kiss craze. nothing wrong in asking question but when you ask question wey plenty people don already answer, then it's a stupid question. either you too dunce to understand the answer or u no dey pay attention (mind you na recipe for failure be that o). in ya own case, e be like say na both scenario dey applicable. Genuflect: @Genuflect, gbam! u don talk am finish! wo, God go bless u o jare. |
Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson To Be Buried Today by onijogbon(m): 4:50pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
sleek_p: abeg, u dey listen to that senseless slowpoke with the moronic remark wey hin post there? obviously he has no slightest idea of what he's talking about. na too much t.v. wey the mumu dey watch make hin think say hin sabi American culture. the vitiligo wey hin dey talk about sef, hin no fit spell am correctly, that na indication say na ignorance dey worry am. seeklove: do you realize how imbecilic those remarks of yours in bold sound? think about it for a minute. oh wait, that one go too hard for you to do sef. oh well, then it's pointless trying to engage you in a conversation. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Get Menial Jobs In The Uk? by onijogbon(m): 4:30pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
@ remoranger and people who [b]made shots at [/b]me,you guys are the reason everything / everyone in Nigeria is half baked. @ kadman, ol' boy u r full of shit o! you can dish out shit but you can't take it! no be u first start the grammar correction galore or amnesia don catch u? when somebody else come give u a taste of your own medicine, u come dey whine dey stereotype every naija person. . . ode buruku! by the way olodo, the expression is to "take a shot at" (in this case, it will be took shot at me) and not "made shot at" like you stated. ***hisses*** 1 Like |
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