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To those of you insulting that guy, i think I need to let u know something. Wetin that guy dey talk na 1000000% true but one thing be say dog wey wan lost no they hear him master's warning.

I'm currently in Dubai and I know what Nigerians are going through. What helped me in getting a job after 5 months was because I have like 2 elder brothers who don dey here for some years now, they even wanted to use me to play politics by giving another white guy the job opportunity despite the fact that I was the most qualified candidate but with the intervention of high rank staffs that are friends to my brother in the company, the HRs have no choice than to give it to me, you can now imagine someone that doesn't have anybody here.

On every job portal, it is clearly stated on about 85% of them that Nigerians should not apply at all because of the employment ban that was placed on us since early last year. There was an interview that I and some other Naija guys went to, they clearly told us to go out because Nigerians are not needed. Thou Job plenty yapa, but they've been told not to employ we Naija except companies wey don chop belleful. I worked for 5 star hotel and those are the only type of organization that can afford to do 3-years visa for us because they don chop belleful

Come and see many of our ladies, they've all turned to prostitute because dem no see work do, our guys don become beggar for streets. Many of our people( both male and female) are sleeping on bare floor at junctions since they have no place to put their head and nobody wants to go back home because of shame and Nigeria current situation.

I can only advice my fellow brethren back home to chill for sometime pending the time the UAE government will lift the ban but if you know you want to risk it, pls make sure you have enough money for feeding and accomodation for like up to 6 months because nothing is free in UAE o, infact ur own blood sef go shenk you if care is not taking. Pls think twice

God bless

Abeg make una seperate Nigeria abeg. These people too dey spoil our name.

Xscape047:
I believe if APC fielded Osinbajo for PRESIDENT...I believe he will rival Peter Obi POPULARITY

It is not a matter of if, it is 100% sure that Osibanjo will sideline Obi totally and it will make the election to be more interesting but just that Tinubu's greediness has covered his face that he couldn't see that those people just want to use and dump him for there own brother which is Atiku.

ATIKU_North
OSIBANJO_ West
Obi_East

Itsokayo:
"Adebiyi"......it is them, the great miners.

Mining is inborn, it can never leave them even if they go to the underworld.

RIP to the mother.

Your future is at stake because you've refused to grow up.

Goat

What if the generator run out of fuel how will they refuel it

My fellow Nigerian? Are you guys aware that over 15 million people voted at the ongoing Kenya's general Elections, both young and old.

My Kenyan neighbor always told me that they are tired of the bad leadership of their leaders despite the fact that most of them are from their own tribe which is Kikuyu(the largest tribe in Kenya) and they are ready to vote against them which they did.

Therefore, I urge you all not just to carry this coming election for head on social media but to go out there and vote those old cargos who have fooling us since 1960.

Please go out in 2023.. Your votes count

melody91:
mention just one Igbo man for Forbes billionaires in dollars list.... You think here na ur potopoto village where una dey gullible and dey deceive one another with cheap lies and propaganda

Na juju all of them dey use tey sell their market. I challenge you to go to Idumota or Alaba, you can never see where they post the obituary of a rich Igbo trader wey reach 60 before dem kpayin and later they will be claiming to be the backbone of Lagos economy.

More than 80% of them are corporate ritualist.
They keep using their juju money to develop another man's land.
If you see Ipog man that doesn't sell his market well, just know that he's yet to visit the village.

If you don't Gerrit, forget abaurrit

Torchgelly:
I don't think I can be able to watch tennis again when Serena retired.

I'm telling you, she was the reason why I watch tennis.
It was she and Man Utd of Fergie era that made my childhood interesting back then and I feel so bad right now as the both of them became irrelevant at the same time.

No One Is Irreplaceable!
Nothing Last Forever!
No Champion For Life!

I personally fell in love with lawn tennis because of this lady and ever since she has dropped form me sef don lose interest.

Happy retirement in advance the real slay queen

erniok:
See as station fine.

You self see am. The statement giant of Africa na scam.

We are counting on you guys to vote the right candidate next year abeg

Honestly I think that's a great idea 'cause if not that man might end up like Funsho Williams.
I don't trust Tinubu and his boys on top matter like this.

[quote author=Daum post=115474542]Congratulations my dear

That girl be like who Bandit day pursue
She day jump all the Bad policies of this Buhari Administration..chai
You are very funny aswear lol.

Wetin Bubu do all of una self. Na so one babe dey shout for Twitter say make them no alow baba call her before the final lolzz

Where are those hypocrites? They won't see this now, na Tinubu be their fever.
It won't take them a sec to started shouting Agbadorian.

And again abeg somebody should talk to me plss, what will happen to Nnamdi Kanu in DSS custody if Peter Obi eventually become the Nigeria president?

My dear brethren, can somebody please tell me what will happen to Nnamdi Kanu in prison and the Biafra agitations if possible Peter Obi eventually become the country's president? Cos I still don't understand something

Badguy77:
If tilimbu wins am leaving till he dies

you are not just a bahdguy, you are funny aswear... That your comment shock me lolsssss.

Sha no forget to pay your house rent before you leave, cos those bad belle landlords no go wish you well o

aylive02:
Like for The incoming President OBI
Share for Agbado and Cassava

I wonder how you people dey manage sleep without thinking of Tinubu. You guys lack political strategy I swear.

The worst part is when any of the opposition party like APC or PDP want to campaign in SE and your people mistakenly k!ll anyone, I swear Nigeria/Biafra war will be like a child play to you guys 'cause am sure Tinubu boys will throw many of your brother's body into the Lagoon and Atlantic ocean while the Arewa boys will cut off that ur useless Nnamdi Kanu's head for DSS cell.

I can't advice anyone to vote Asiwaju due to his old age but stop creating hatredness towards the person who have accommodate many of una generations for so many decades right there in his own territory.

Na dem... We know say na dem.
Nothing wey Dem no fit buy or sell

Kurutinto:
All thanks to Tinubu. That man has really dealt with Nigerians

The incident occurred in Biafra and not in Nigeria. You should blame Nnamdi Kanu for that and not Tinubu.
You Afghaneasterns love to push your own foolishness and blames on other people.

No be say we no go vote PO, but stop dragging Tinubu ontop your family headache

VeryWickedGoat:
Tinubu really has a global reach

Nawa o, so even if your babe no gree make you fvck am now, I no say na Tinubu you go blame.. Grow up man

priceactionx:
Na wa o.
Waiting for Mr Big liar to come and say rubbish again that Emirates didn't wait enough to get the money out. You are looking for investors, you got, they did their legitimate businesses even under harsh economic policies, now to get their money out, you are choking them with useless dragging.
Which kain country be this? But let proper investigations be done on government thieves stealing money, you will be amazed billions of money outflown to other countries monthly. That one is not difficult to do at all.
People are surprised that dollars are scarce, wait for the election time, it will be available for their cronies. Choking her citizens business, chocking foreigners profits. Useless country, useless leaders.
Bubu and Emiefele should leave the sit if they are lost... But... it is naija....

Instead of people to be fighting for breakups, regional independence before it gets out of hand, (cos those bastards up there have one mission, to take over the South), they are shouting cassava, agbado, atikulate.. Obidient.. Bla bla bla. You will soon see another exodus to the new party if new government emerges.

Same set of thieves in new clothes. Nigeria is beyond repairs especially with the set of repeated politicians.

Did anyone see the recent videos of elected governor of ekiti and osun states flying same private jets, jubilating and dancing, and wining together with some of their aides and few family members? I mean apc and pdp incoming governors oo, after they won elections ooo, and you think they have you and me in their mind? E go shock yu. Una mumu never do.
I pray new blood enter like Obi, but I want to see how he will manage same sets of law breakers, that are good in crossing from one party to another for selfish interests. How he will manage the majority of the senate and house under different parties that are only interested in their families and their sugar mummies, I want to know. I pray neutral person flows in.
Before you abuse me, think deeply on what will be different from the same sets of thieves and evil leaders that will still be around corridors of powers?
Break the gathem country to 10 pieces and let everyone know him papa pikin. We will do well more that way as long as we don't allow evil politicians have access to us...

You messed everything up when you end up referring to Obi as new blood, how is Obi new blood in our country's politics.

Hey man, either Obi or Atiku, they are all birds of the same feather I swear to God almighty. We are just supporting Obi on one reason and that is because we only want to give him a chance as a young learned man whether he can perform some little miracle this time around compare to his poor performance when he was a governor and also for the fact that he's not contesting under APChit and PDP!gs

Coolsperm:
Tinubu have used this one for his normal ritual , say no to Tinubu

Mind your speech bro.. We need to be careful about what we say in public.
Shey you know the kind place wey d guy too don put his head too?

If not that NL doesn't have a proper regulation, comment like this are not supposed to stand.

madridguy:
They should give him thoroughly beating.

Na the issue be that bro, you no fit insult talk more beat person for UAE, na jail and fine if you get caught. If not we go don begin dey give all of them wotowoto tey tey.

I hope you see as dem just dey look that idiot?
The funniest part is that you cannot ask any Filipino or Indian to mention 3 African countries that they know, I bet you they will mention Nigeria twice and that is one of the reasons many of our brothers are finding it difficult to survive in UAE because they believe all blacks are Nigerians

webhead:
E Pain you

Starboytwo:
Person wey ona suppose tear slap

My darling brother, tearing them slap is not a problem for us but the UAE government does not permit saying ordinary 'fvck you' to someone else in public not to talk of hitting him or her no matter what she may do you.( That offense carries a jail term and a 2,000 dirham fine which is roughly #345k)
We are really facing a lot in UAE due to the crime other nationalities are committing claiming to be Nigerians.

Mind you, all the investors/Employers knows that we are the most hardworking among all Africans and they are so much willing to employ us but they have no choice than to dance to the tune of their host government

70 years old man firing like to Ronaldo.. una Well done o

3ple9iner:
This is why I detest politicians. So Obasanjo has skeletons in his cupboard too.

See this man o, I can't believe anyone could ask this kind of question for this Naija tbh.
So you no know say Obj na dem baba?

Anyways, everybody na thief...na person wey dem catch be barawo!

AderonkeOlaniyi:
Tilumpoo show us your certificate, you drug pushing criminal.

He's not even aware that you are talking. The person that does not even have time for una boss Reno, how will he be able to know that one of his boys is talking. And by the way,why can't you people drag Buhari to the international criminal court for not possessing FSLC not to talk of SSCE before he began to ruin the country's economy in 2015, na Biafra you people were busy shouting upandan until suddenly you guys changed your minds say na una turn, so tey his tenure remain 10 months.

I'm not a fan of Tinubu and I will never advice anyone to vote him ços he's too old for my liking but you people should stop hating on whosoever God has blessed cos it will bounce back on you by the time you get to that position too.

highness25:
una no show us where Dem lift the trophy Sha.

I think they still have like 2 or more games to play despite being the crowned

I will be keeping close eyes on you dude.. Sha no go flop o abeg because those British media no get joy at all, na that time one smellows Carragher go dey speak one kind English wey no dey for dico claiming fushball pundshit.

PresidObi:
Wow

I feel pity for his daughter

But he shouldn't have criticised Peter Obi.

This is not a matter of criticizing Obi that led to those people's misfortune. Stop all these kind of village people mentality

Don't gerrit twisted. In this life, What Will Be Willl Be!

Fuckingmallam45:
if one consumes a disciplined lifestyle with healthy meals and exercises the natural glow is there, and you will be transformed without any side effects.

My dear brother, I couldn't believe eating healthy foods and good exercise is what makes the skin glow not until it happened to me.
I got the opportunity to relocate to Dubai early this year and luckily for me I got a job within 3 weeks( I swear no be my power o, I don't just know how it happened so fast) in one of the 5-star hotels on Palm Jumeirah with just 8 hours working hour and a day off weekly compared to the killer 7-7 factory work we dey do for fatherland despite the fact that I didn't have a single hospitality experience but what really help me was that I rolled with people wey sabi road wey show me how to win oyinbo people mind without much stress.
To cut it short, immediately I got to Dubai, the foods I consume here is almost entirely different from what we eat in Nigeria, I worked and live under a fully maintained AC both at work and home. And suddenly, the unexpected transformation began, my entirely skin started to peel automatically and resulted to some rashes at the end but I was told it's due to change of environment and change in food.
I could remember my mama used to tell me that I was not really dark when I was a little boy because I noticed that even if I apply a Vaseline continuously for 2 weeks it will begin to tone my skin without no added effort by me.
In just 4 months I've been in Dubai now, I don dey turn oyoyo bobo to everyone's surprise.

I hate bleaching no doubt, and I can't advice anybody to engage in it cos it's never yield a good result.
I just wanna use this medium to tell my fellow nairalanders that looking freash and clean no be by Caro White o, I swear if you eat better food with better rest of mind, na then you go no say no be say u no fine na Naija situation make ur fish bend.

#SayNoToSkinBleaching.

Crixxx:
Isn't this the state tinubu governed, the paradise on earth abi my eye Dy pain me.
I thought Lagos was better than USA Dubai Canada etc. It is the paradise of afonjas, the state every white man needs to come and learn from. Every idiot from remote villages in ekiti, osun etc wants to come and claim lagos.

Lagos is a mega city but when you place it side by side with other megacities around the world, you will weep upon all the money and project the federal government dump into the state every minute.

Na either my state or outside. No other state is
worth it .

Hey man, you getting it wrong mehn.. You just called Lasgidi the afonjas paradise? You can ask that ur brother in Onitsha whether he will like to come to Lagos or remain for una side and hear what he's gonna say. The same Lagos that 90% of una relatives wan come make a better life is the one you are here calling all sort of names.
You guys too get bad mouth tbh, I wonder how ur behavior is gonna look like by the time your Obi become the president.

judeolokor:
Jesus Christ timi haba y na am just seeing this now oooo Jesus oooooo after all the suffer jesus

you know the guy?