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Crime / Re: New Born Baby Abandoned By Her Mother In Kaduna With Written Note. Photos by onizsure: 5:00pm On Mar 22, 2019
GraciasMagisco:
Muslim girls and fvck, hoeloshos

You stupid and useless religious bigot. What has religion got to do with this issue? If you don't know what to say in an issue like this, the best thing for you to do is to keep your mouth shut while you scroll through. Better than uttering hate speech. Must you comment?
Romance / Re: Women Would Rather Stay With An Abusive Man Than With A Wimp - Amakavula by onizsure: 9:49pm On Mar 01, 2019
This is not all true. Do not use your own or few other women to generalise all the women. I can't even imagine marrying an abusive man or staying in an abusive relationship.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Marry Man Who Asked Her For N100 Airtime by onizsure: 11:59pm On Feb 28, 2019
unclesuruoffi:
The wedding bell is jingling again, as a Nigerian lady is set to marry a man who asked her for N100 airtime. The Nigerian lady set to marry the man who asked her for N100 airtime, took to Twitter to share her love story as well as screenshot of the tweet that ignited their romance and eventually led to marriage. She wrote; This is my love story & y'all invited, today makes it 1year and I'm ready to walk down the aisle and say those vows. I promise to be true, to give my heart to you, forever is just a start, forever is you and me


https://unclesuru.com/2019/02/28/nigerian-lady-set-to-marry-man-who-asked-her-for-n100-airtime/

Congrats! May your home be blessed.
Politics / Re: Atiku Has Only Himself To Blame! by onizsure: 11:12pm On Feb 26, 2019
Amarabae:

The N power was a master stroke by PMB, beneficiaries and their relatives stood by Buhari in the SE/SS

Do you think so? Because from the results I see from the SE, it does not look like there is any strong support for Buhari over there just like in the north where Atiku has no strong support. To be candid with you dear, on a fair and free election Atiku can not win election in Nigeria not even against a worst leader. Only the corrupt ones like him will support and vote for him. The SE/SS that massively voted for him did that because of Peter obi not because they like Atiku. They think he would hand over to Peter obi forgetting that Atiku is a fulani.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Calls On Atiku, PDP To Form A Parallel Government by onizsure: 10:06pm On Feb 26, 2019
WritePal:
I just love this guy. I support Fani 100%. Atiku, please set up and announce your rightfully elected government. We are ready to troop out unto the streets and highways. Please get Deji Adeyanju released too. We need him too.

No work, no school, no traffic on highways and state roads. Protests and riots galore until the CNN, Al Jazzera, Bloomberg, Newsweek, NY Times, Washington Times, Reuters, AP and BBC take notes and US, EU and UK intervene.

You are the most foolish and brainless person I have ever seen on the surface of the earth. When you take to the street like a thug to face the bullets, where will the children of Atiku, obi, ffk and the rest of them be? Of course in the comfort of their homes enjoying to see you die unnoticed. Wake up! I just pity your family. Does Atiku even know you?
Politics / Re: Buhari Wins All 44 LG In Kano by onizsure: 9:37am On Feb 26, 2019
dhardy09:
Buhari the Master Rigger nothing last forever someday you will pay for this or your Children would be humiliated for this act .. That's for sure Karma would catch up


What you don't understand is that Buhari does not need to rig election for him to defeat Atiku in the whole of the north. You probably have not been to the North before to know what the people there think of Atiku. Even if Atiku context against a mad man on the street, the mad man will defeat him in the north. It's as bad as that for Atiku in the north. If not for the money he gave out to bribe his way out, he wouldn't have even gotten a single vote from Kano.

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Politics / Re: Jubilation In Adamawa As Buhari Defeats Atiku In Polling Unit (PICS) by onizsure: 8:59pm On Feb 23, 2019
kinibigdeal:


The headline is misleading. He never lost is poling unit, he only lost the Senate position in that unit. He won the presidential


Pls get a pair of glasses so that u can see the result sheet very well. He lost the presidency there.
Politics / Re: Jubilation In Adamawa As Buhari Defeats Atiku In Polling Unit (PICS) by onizsure: 8:50pm On Feb 23, 2019
GuyWise101:
Illiterate northerners are drawing Nigeria backward.


Is Atiku not a northerner too(fulani for that matter)

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Politics / Re: Jubilation In Adamawa As Buhari Defeats Atiku In Polling Unit (PICS) by onizsure: 8:30pm On Feb 23, 2019
lifezone247:
I never knw say Adamawa state population is less than 100 people as seen on pics.


Olodo, this is just a polling unit. If you know what a polling unit means.
Religion / Re: Pastor Jonathan David: 'Buhari Will Win Nigeria’s Presidential Election by onizsure: 1:23pm On Feb 19, 2019
eneojoedu:
leave the man jor, let him come and go round Nigeria, interact with the masses, enter benue, Jos, Kaduna etc ask about herdsmen. he will start atikulating obidiently. if you are claiming integrity and atiku financially supported your election in 2015, you endorsed gandollar. tinubu, oshiomole, amaechi are championing your re election,(show me your friends and I will tell you who you are.... birds of the same feathers flock together). your son has 100million to buy ''okada'' and you the father no get half that amount to buy form. who is decieving who?? if e like let monkeys and baboons be socked in blood, someone is going back to daura.



Mumu! Is Buhari the only parent of his son? Go and make enquiries, Aisha the boy's mother is not from a wretched family like ur own. Even if Buhari can not afford to buy power bike for his son, his mother can afford to buy it for him. Are u the one leading the road to daura? Abeg park well jor.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Seeking Forgiveness From The Most Merciful. by onizsure: 1:23pm On Oct 30, 2015
Masha Allah! Jazaakallah khairan op. Please Brothers and sisters do not forget to recite Surah-Al-Kahf. May Allah protect and bless us all. Aameen
Family / Re: Pastor Seeks Dissolution Of 32-year Marriage Over Constant Beating By Wife by onizsure: 10:25am On Oct 30, 2015
Cutehector:
Is he a man?




No! I don't think so.
Family / Re: Wife Bathes Husband With Hot Water For Sleeping With Her Mother (Graphic Pics) by onizsure: 10:15pm On Oct 28, 2015
He is an animal, a he-goat who deserves more than this.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Dismisses Wike’s Suit Against Tribunal by onizsure: 7:00pm On Oct 27, 2015
Enahi:
I think its time to teach Buhari and Tinubu a lesson.



Oyah na, go and teach them the lesson. Empty threats and noise making. Mtchewwwwww!
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Dismisses Wike’s Suit Against Tribunal by onizsure: 6:46pm On Oct 27, 2015
tolexy007:
Even Wike already knows that he will lose at Supreme court........ but i still see him winning the rerun,



He lost at the Tribunal, he lost at the Supreme court, he will also loose woefully in the rerun. Wailers watch and see!
Politics / Re: Why Rivers Should Return Nyesome Wike In The Governorship Rerun by onizsure: 7:43pm On Oct 26, 2015
Dakuku Dakuku!

My Governor My Governor!



No shaking, you are already the Executive Governor of Rivers state! Your Excellency Sir!

Let the wailing wailers continue to wail me an ocean as usual.

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Politics / Re: Nyesom Wike: I Can Never Be Intimidated! by onizsure: 10:14am On Oct 26, 2015
FreeGlobe:

Rivers state is a Pdp state, if you like talk from now till tomorrow. there will not be a rerun.

lalasticlala


In your dreamland that is where there won't be a rerun election in Rivers state. Wake up from your dream and face the reality, and also use your brain and stop being coherent.
Literature / Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by onizsure: 5:12pm On Oct 25, 2015
Nice piece, you are a talent! Keep it up.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why We Fast On 9th And 10th Muharram by onizsure: 12:54pm On Oct 23, 2015
Jazaakhumllah bikhair
Politics / Re: Ministerial List: Names To Watch Out For (photos) by onizsure: 7:52pm On Oct 12, 2015
rionel:
BREAKING: The List of Top 20 Most Corrupt Nigerians (dead/alive) - CNN

1. Oluesgun Obasanjo - He stole $25 billion from 1999-2007 ($16.4 from power sector alone)

2. Ibrahim Babangida - He stole $15 billion from 1985-1993 ($12.4 billion from oil wind fall in 1990)

3. Abdulsalam Abubakar - He stole $9 billion from 1998-99

4. Sani Abacha - He stole $7 billion from 1993-1998

5. Ahmed Bola Tinubu - He stole and continues to steal from Lagos State treasury since 1999 till date. It's estimated that he has stolen $6 billion so far.

Muhammadu Buhari - He stole $2 billion from NNPC accounts in the '70s and the money was traced to Midland bank (now HSBC), London. Under his watch as PTF Head, N25 billion got missing according to PTF Situation Report submitted to Abdusalam in 1999.

6. TY Danjuma - He fraudulently got enriched through oil blocks from the Niger Delta worth $20 million in the 70s after the counter coup. Those oil blocks worth billions of dollars in today's value.

7. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi - He stole $1.2 billion as CBN Governor from 2008-2014.

8. Bukola Saraki - Through his father, Olukola Saraki, their bank, Societe Generale and as a governor of Kwara State (2003-20111) he stole $1.1 billion

9. Nasir El Rufai - Before he was made the FCT Minister, El Rufai was broke, homeless and was looking for loan to import taxis from the UK. After he was made the minister, he seized landed properties that belonged to Nigerians and resold them with huge profit. It's estimated that he stole $1 billion from 2003-2007.

10. Tunde Fashola - He is the poster boy of Tinubu. Boht of them looted Lagos dried and left it in debt of about N1 billion. Fashola, among other thing built his personal website for N78 million, drilled borehole for over N100 million per each and built a kilometre road for N1 billion. He stole $900 million from 2007-2015. He'll soon be a minister to continue the looting.

11. Chubike Rotimi Amaechi - From 2007 to 2015, he stole $700 million and $150 million from that money was used to sponsor Buhari and APC.

12. Atiku Abubakar - When he as asked by our reporter how he made his money, he simply said "he was always at the right place at the right time." Atiku is an astute businessman, but through shady deals, he stole $500 million from 1999-2007.

13. James Ibori - He stole $150 million from 1999-2007 as governor of Delta State. He's serving his term for money laundering in the UK.

14. Amina Mohammed - This woman was the founder of Afri-Project Consortium (APC) that was in charge of all PTF Projects during Abacha's regime. About $125 million was stolen from PTF accounts from 1994-1998. Buhari has just nominated the same woman as a minister to continue to stealing.

15. DSP Alamieyeseigha - He stole $120 million and was arrested for money laundering. He pleaded guilty and long served his term.

16. Sule Lamido - He stole $110 million between 2007-2015 and out of that amount, $50 million was found in his sons' bank accounts. He was arrested and detained for days together with his sons.

17. Rabui Kwankwaso - He stole $100 million as a governor of Kano State. EFCC has arrested many of his aides and they are "singing" how they siphoned the money

18. Kashium Shettima - this governor has stolen about $80 million and still counting.

19. Rauf Aregbesola - he has milked Osun State to the tune of $60 million.

20. Kayode Fayemi - this former governor stole $40 million and stashed some part of the loot in Ghana. He was reportedly bought a bed for N50 million


Where is goodluck jonathan's name and how much did he steal. You are a pathetic liar!

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Family / Re: How My Stepsister And Her Husband Tricked Me And Took Egg From My Ovaries by onizsure: 8:26pm On Aug 30, 2015
Jayboi:
To be honest I dont see where the problem is. ordinary eggs to assist ur sister? now she has to fulfill her promise. she could av made the promise out of desperation. shey na she say make u born children u can't cater for. u are just a gold digger seeking to reap from where u didn't sow.



Seriously! U call an egg from a woman's ovary as ordinary? If it is ordinary, why couldn't her sister get pregnant on her own. Without those eggs you call ordinary no one would be born.

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Crime / Re: Parents Of Madonna Students Brutalised By Dean, CSO Sue Varsity For N1bn (PIC) by onizsure: 1:37pm On Aug 22, 2015
I don't blame the Rev. Father, since he doesn't have children he doesn't know how painful and inhumane it is to brutalize someone's child. No matter how bad a child is a real father who has his own children will never treat another man's child like this.
Politics / Re: Buhari Suspends Parradang, Nigeria Immigration Boss by onizsure: 9:05pm On Aug 21, 2015
Decibel:
Dead on arrival!!Buhari and APC should come out clean and explain to Nigerians why they grant visas to global known terrorists. In a sane clime Buhari and APC would have been taken to Hague for sponsoring terrorism in the West African sub-region.


You are a slowpoke! Use your head and stop being sentimental.
Crime / Re: 75-year-old Man Defiles His 11-year-old Granddaughter (Picture) by onizsure: 10:19pm On Jun 26, 2015
So disgusting! What a world of evil!
Islam for Muslims / Re: Nairaland Ramadan Iftaar 2015 by onizsure: 3:15pm On Jun 25, 2015
Kebbi nairalanders, pls when are we going to start something like this now. It's fun and I don't think it is against shari'a. Pls lets come together and do something like this because in a way, it is saddaqa.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Overcome Sexual Temptation In Ramadan by onizsure: 11:03pm On Jun 13, 2015
Toeyean1507:
Assalam aleikum waramotullah wabarakatu
my question to the house goes thus................can a man have fun with his wife after iftaar?


Wa alaikum salam warahmatullah wa barakatuh. Yes, a man can have as much fun as he likes with his wife after iftaar and just before sauhur during Ramadan. The month of Ramadan does not stop couples from enjoying themselves sexually as long as u did not break the fast because u want to have sexual intimacy with ur wife. In fact many couples are usually blessed with the fruits of the womb during the month of Ramadan. Ma salam
Politics / Re: Military Kill 4 Voters At A Polling Unit In Kebbi by onizsure: 11:27pm On Apr 11, 2015
pressplay55:
there is nothing like suru local govt
zuru


They are two different local govt. There is suru local govt and there is equally zuru local govt.
Soldiers are so impatient, harsh and arrogant, they shouldn't be used to maintain security at this period. RIP to the dead.
Family / Re: My Hubby Starves Me Of Sex: What To Do? by onizsure: 9:24pm On Apr 10, 2015
U said u have been married for 6yrs now, but how have u been coping with that for that long and u are just complaining now. U should have complained since before now and find solution to it. With this kind of sex-life how are u people going to make babies. Pls talk it out with him.
TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription: Court Stops Dstv From Increasing Fees by onizsure: 9:55pm On Apr 08, 2015
Good, am so happy to know this is happening. I adamantly refused to subscribe for this month. Haba! Why this extortion and oppression, why does every country wants to be cheating us in every way. I would rather go for startimes than subscribe with this increment. Thanks to those Lawyers.
Politics / Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by onizsure: 7:52pm On Apr 03, 2015
The effects of carbon monoxide poisoning is a prolonged/protracted one. Polluting the entire communities with ds poisonous gas by bombing oil pipelines is not a wise idea/good way of making ur demands known. Think about the health of ur people.
Family / Re: 19-year-old Boy Impregnates Mother While Testing Love Charm by onizsure: 12:57pm On Apr 03, 2015
This is one of the signs of end time. May God save us from devil's plots.
Family / Re: 19-year-old Boy Impregnates Mother While Testing Love Charm by onizsure: 12:54pm On Apr 03, 2015
softapple:
IS dis d change we want? buhari is at fault.

pls oo, how is Buhari at fault in dis? Is it Buhari dat made d charm for him or is he d one dat took hm to a juju man.

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