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Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie Curses Yahoo Boys "You'll Get Accident" by Onyeka2019: 10:26pm On Jan 28, 2022
I move
Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie Curses Yahoo Boys "You'll Get Accident" by Onyeka2019: 10:26pm On Jan 28, 2022
Ehh I rebuke it get accident for where not for me ..
Sports / Re: Adama Traore Joining Barcelona On Loan Is A Done Deal by Onyeka2019: 4:49am On Jan 28, 2022
yuping:
undecided undecided proper coaching will change is direction, remember Sterling at Liverpool before moving to City?





[color=#006600][/color] So what are you trying to say now bro. Was sterling better in Liverpool than in city now or better in city now than Liverpool then.?
Sports / Re: Adama Traore Joining Barcelona On Loan Is A Done Deal by Onyeka2019: 4:46am On Jan 28, 2022
proper coaching will change is direction, remember Sterling at Liverpool before moving to City?

So what are you trying to say now bro. Was sterling better in Liverpool than in city now or better in city now than Liverpool then.?
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Egypt : AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 (4 - 5) pens On 26th January 2022 by Onyeka2019: 7:54pm On Jan 26, 2022
Mirawonder007:
I know say salah go score share,they no born well make him lose am


Yeh bro sure
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Egypt : AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 (4 - 5) pens On 26th January 2022 by Onyeka2019: 7:53pm On Jan 26, 2022
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I’m telling you bro!
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Gifts Tunde Ednut 6 Cows And N5m For His Birthday Party by Onyeka2019: 10:55pm On Jan 21, 2022
HKzone:
Nice one from Obi shocked

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Google voice number available.

WhatsApp 090-181 69. 484


How much you day run your old A. Favebook with dating
TV/Movies / Re: Difference Between NTA And TVC ( PHOTOS) by Onyeka2019: 10:56am On Jan 19, 2022
Omo nah from your tv jare.. change your tv � pls
Health / Re: Banker, Nnamdi Godson Commits Suicide In Delta by Onyeka2019: 10:10pm On Jan 16, 2022
You die now. You just waste your self why no kukuma go do ritual and enjoy your money for the years way day go give you.. afterwards you’re still going to hell
Business / Re: Loan Apps: I Have Used My Hands To Bury Myself by Onyeka2019: 10:03am On Jan 12, 2022
Just go buy coffin so when you die they bury you straight
Religion / Re: Obi Cubana Builds A Church In Oba, Anambra State (Photos) by Onyeka2019: 1:58pm On Dec 30, 2021
More blessings to you Oba
Sports / Re: Ndidi, Ighalo, Musa, Kanu, Oliseh Celebrate Christmas by Onyeka2019: 10:00am On Dec 26, 2021
Way Kanu and Musa photos

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Leicester EFL Cup (5 - 4) pens On 22nd December 2021 by Onyeka2019: 9:20am On Dec 23, 2021
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Omo e choke with the average played they still won lol.. my club
Car Talk / Re: US Police Officers Give Motorists N57,000 Each As Christmas Gift by Onyeka2019: 3:24pm On Dec 22, 2021
chatinent:
Please you guys should know how you'll be posting make una no give person high BP.

You need to see the speed I used to open this thread thinking it was in Nigeria cos my mind was already investigating whose Bitcoin it is that has been stolen this time.

But my consciousness didn't fail me. I also squeezed that thought immediately! The Nigerian Police...give motorists ₦57k? Say who is your father naw?

My chest was beating faster than a snooker ball. How can the Nigerian police give you ₦57k in the first place?

How dem wan even take do am? Shey na like this:

Police: hello sir..

Me: (turns around to look who is being called sir).. me?

Police: yes, sir. Good afternoon sir. How are you? Can you whine down please?

Me: (abi is this a dream?) (wetin dey happen..Abi I don die?)

Police 2: (continues)..it's Christmas and we are giving out ₦57,000 to families hitting the RPG...and we can see you are in red.

Police: (stretches hand to give me the sum).

Me: oga wait. Sorry sir, you said I did what? As in, you said what happened? Like I mean, what..what..what..what did I do?

Police: just have it, sir. Merry Christmas.

Me: (in my mind: no, no, no, no, God forbid. Is nor me that will enter this trap. Is nor me you people will use). Hits the gear, and zooms off at 300km/hr leaving their money behind scattered into the air.





Lol Aje they said police but never mention it was USA lol.. me self talk say Che nah Nigeria police way never chop belly up go come day give person money lol
Properties / Re: A Delta Man Commissions 'Christmas House' Built By His Children (Video) by Onyeka2019: 12:36pm On Dec 22, 2021
All I see is that problem can’t finish
Health / Re: "Why My Husband Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon" - Wife (Video) by Onyeka2019: 11:52pm On Dec 17, 2021
ABANGWABOI:
Rip young man. ...

Dem go too Fvck this your young widow wife...


Bro sometimes you need to apply wisdom on your words.. mother fucker

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Health / Re: "Why My Husband Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon" - Wife (Video) by Onyeka2019: 11:00pm On Dec 17, 2021
Itachi23:


Caught from behind ke!!! The guy face dey see all around, he will jump either way!!!


Abi oo the guy eyes way sharp just day look all round

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Health / Re: "Why My Husband Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon" - Wife (Video) by Onyeka2019: 10:56pm On Dec 17, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Hmm...someone who would have saved his life was busy taking video of him so that he can post on social media and trend.

Let's think about this, marijuana is one of the causes of depression in many smokers, it reduces dopamine level in their brain and make them numb to emotions, the pain excessive marijuana intake causes to your sense of reality can literally make a smoker commit sucide. It is always cool when people think you smoke marijuana but the damage it does to your brain is sometimes irreversible.

The sad part is that the man has left this world and his wife will have to continue the journey of taking care of their daughter by any means possible.




Omo no point of view from your side..

If nah you make you go rescue am make two of una fall and died. Make you go die, die way no b your own, can’t you see where the guy was sitting a very dangerous edge any mistake to rescue him you’re also falling into the lagoon

Guy way don make up e mind to died nah e you wan go rescue I laugh in Chinese..
Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ikedieze 'Aki' Celebrates His 44th Birthday With Cute Photos by Onyeka2019: 12:34am On Dec 13, 2021
Enjoy your day bro more years and prosperity with good health
Romance / Re: What I Saw Yesterday At A Wedding Ceremony by Onyeka2019: 8:57pm On Dec 12, 2021
Righteousness2:
If all that makes you marry a lady or guy is just Physical Beauty , Handsomeness or 6 Packs, you are in for Long thing. You have Conciously entered One Chance.

If it’s only one change that’s good but he’s about to buy he’s coffin and he’s announcing he’s death already
Health / Re: Help! I Got Bitten By A Local Dog by Onyeka2019: 2:47pm On Dec 12, 2021
Ahh go and drink undiluted tasty time..

Nah waiting mama Kunle drink but she still die the next day

Religion / Re: HITTING Your Foot Against A Stone As A Christian. Meaning? by Onyeka2019: 8:43am On Dec 12, 2021
I hit my foot on stones one day while walking to airport one day and I still travelled successfully to yankee.. Omo when I wake up nah dream oo

But i believe I’ll travel to my desire country when it’s my time.. lord I need your blessings on me this morning..
Politics / Re: Anambra@30: Anambra To Unveil Man Of The Year Soon by Onyeka2019: 1:21pm On Dec 11, 2021
I thought flavor was claiming Enugu before..

Anambra way day claim another state.


Omo make they give Mr obi my man..


I’m sure by this time some years to come my name will be among the list by the special grace of almighty GOD..

GOD bless Anambra..

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Celebrities / Re: Mixed Reactions As Little Girl Dances To Bad Boy Timz's Song, "Move" (Video) by Onyeka2019: 3:26am On Dec 07, 2021
KingLarry04:
Hmm, let me comment my reserve


Nah this small girl for naira marly then nah.

It’s said bring up a child in thr way he/she will never depart from.

Maybe she wan become next Kafy (dancer)
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Gushes Over Eniola Badmus’ New Look After Weight Loss by Onyeka2019: 8:47am On Dec 06, 2021
Surayj123:
Wow, pls is this Eniola
she con even resemble Funke, abi na me no dey see well


Omo nah waiting me to think at first, when I see am I com say way the Eniola before I come look well we’ll lol..

They resemble really

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 4th December 2021 by Onyeka2019: 6:58pm On Dec 04, 2021
Football without Origi is nothing you never hear ram

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Phones / Re: Many People Won't Understand This Picture Of Two Phones by Onyeka2019: 11:54am On Dec 04, 2021
Infarred
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (1 - 4) On 1st December 2021 by Onyeka2019: 11:00pm On Dec 01, 2021
crazygod:
Jota is not in this game. Klopp needs to bring in Origi ASAP.


Nah e don score so oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (1 - 4) On 1st December 2021 by Onyeka2019: 9:29pm On Dec 01, 2021
Everton una papa to die today today

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (1 - 4) On 1st December 2021 by Onyeka2019: 7:02pm On Dec 01, 2021
Liverpool go win for sure
Education / Re: 12-Year-Old Dowen College Student Beaten To Death By Cultist Schoolmates (Photo) by Onyeka2019: 12:55pm On Dec 01, 2021
Erickymania:
Haaa. This is a very popular school in Lekki phase 1 in Lagos o. How did this happen? Plz give us complete info. I doubt this is possible within school premises.





Lol.. I sabi this school for lekki phase One I sometimes pass there..
But wait Che nah the student of this school kill am or what. Cox that school is too good to have Agberos
I believe one can only see Agberos in public schools or low budget private schools in mainland..

The question is who are the cultist in that dowen school? Over to you lalastic.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenya President Uhuru Kenyatta Looking At A Woman's Buttocks In Public (Video) by Onyeka2019: 1:25pm On Nov 30, 2021
Rubbish this thread should’t be approved

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