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why are u guys wasting your time with idey_craze?? they are obviously suffering from a very bad disease. at this point there is no cure. but there are treatments that can help. The treatments include intensive beat downs by onyinye and therapy. im just trying to to make a difference.

Men are like puppies

when they do something bad they try the cuteness factor to make things better. (never works)

if they dont get what they want, they begin to whine and pout. (especially when they want sex)

they try to act tough around folk but we know the are nothing but puppies. (see guy when he gets sick. act like he's dying)

when they are hungry, they are too hopeless to cook (starts to whine and act up)

alot more to come.

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145598.msg2421163#msg2421163 date=1214435294]OK GUYS, ITS DINNER TIME IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
SEE YOU GUYS AFTER DINNER.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN FREE FOOD, MEET ME AT OLIVE~GARDEN ON APPALACHEE PARKWAY, RIGHT ACCROSS THE STREET FROM THE CAPITOL BUILDING OF FLORIDA.

SEE YA. I'M OUT[/quote]how can you eat dinner at freaking seven o'clock.

jennykadry:


onyinye e be like say na u go marry lakanye

Naw, it is just that i never "met" a guy who seemed so much of a sugar coater. i mean seriously.

oka back from the bar. i had to get a drink to deal with lakanye's responses. can i atleast ask you this Lakanye?? are you like this on a 24/7 basis or is this all a front?? cause dude there is something about you that just rings "sugar coater"

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145598.msg2421103#msg2421103 date=1214434172]ONYINYE2

YOU ARE ALWAYS ON MY CASE.

IT MAKES THE WORLD GO FASTER THOUGH, AND I ENJOYED EVERY BITS OF IT.
ITS A GOOD THING TO LEARN TO SURVIVE AMONGST AFRICAN WOMEN ON NAIRALAND[/quote]WHAT IN THE WORLD? ? ? THIS JUST PROVES MY POINT. THERE IS NO WAY IN THE WORLD THAT THIS JIVE IS THE TRUTH. OH LAWD IN NEED TO BELLY DANCE OR SOMETHING CAUSE YOU GOT ME TRIPPED UP RIGHT NOW. LET ME GO GET A DRINK.

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145598.msg2421088#msg2421088 date=1214433950]THANK YOU JENNYKADRY


YOU HAVE ALWAYS RESCUED ME IN NAIRALAND WHEN I GET IN TROUBLE WITH WOMEN ISSUES.
I'M GONNA SEND YOU SOME US DOLLAR WHEN DOLLARS GETS BIGGER THAN POUNDS STERLINGS[/quote]all my suspicions have been answered in this one response alone. Thank you Lakanye for proving my point. you did well.

i think i put lakanye in a tight spot. i will back off and go back to the topic. but i was tryna say that you know i spend a great amount of time with my friends who are mostly guys. and Lakanye the way you were sounding seemed too. . . how can i put this, "GOODY-GOODY" as if you were tryna impress someone. but i might be mistaking.

No offense Lakanye but you dont sound all that sincere to me. it is not that i think you are a liar but it just sounds that you are sugar coating everything. you sound a lil like you tryna impress some one. but hey it is just me.

@topic

once i tried to attract this one guy who was into football. that is all he would do and he did it well. he had great looking arms and everything. i was in pure admiration for the fellow. he was attracted to real girly girls but i was a tomboy. so one day i came to skool all glamed up man and i was looking good. so i went to his locker i started talking to him. then i told him that i liked him and that he should hang out. next thing you know his girlfriend shows up out of nowhere. i never been more embarassed in my life.

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145598.msg2421019#msg2421019 date=1214432699]A GOOD MAN IS NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT HE WAS "WRONG", EVEN TO THE WHOLE WORLD.

HOPE SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY.

THE THUNDER~THREAT MUST HAVE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIS DICK.
I used to be from Oshun State, where Thunder~storm is a weapon of MASS DESTRUCTIONS. especially when you play with a woman's husband[/quote]no offense bro, but you are starting to sound like a fortune cookie or a person who sugar coats everything. just saying how im feeling.

chisimdi:
me 3

Well Lakanye it seems that you are going to have to prove yourself. some of us are questioning your response. it sounds like you sugar coated it and are not speaking the truth.

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145598.msg2420991#msg2420991 date=1214432203]THAT PICTURE ON MY PROFILE IS MY EDIFICATION OF AFRICAN WOMEN, SHE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE SWEET~SIXTEEN OR A BEAUTY QUEEN TO BE RESPECTED BY MEN.[/quote]hmmm, truly questionable. still not buying it.

cooldude62:
redhotchic, where are you?
i'm thinking of creating a thread for just you and I,
no disturbance because all these people are disturbing us ABI NA?

sounds like a trap to me. be careful RedHotChic. he wants you to alone!!! lol

Mesmerize:
Dnt go there o
I got me own thunder rod

@jenny
darling, who's bothering you na

beauty
where have you been?

@ Mesmerize

tell that to david not me. he is the one who thinks he is funny. typical

jennykadry:
Lakanye may God bless u,imagine this guy bringing my family matter from nowhere,as if my hubby do am anything,see me ooo,i was on my own before this guy started all this ,he berra suckle on his feeding bottle if not


anyways lakanye thanks jare,atleast you're one of them men that have respects for married women



@cooldude

yeah right where is ruky sef?e don tey oooo,shebi them say we be d same person

hmmm, truly questionable.

davidylan:
hahahahaha don't break my ribs. I think you deserve a mule.

ohh so you wanna be funny today dont you eh?? dont let me get started in what i think you deserve. it would be your perfect match.

@RedHotChic

im not sure what type of women these are. but i know for sure i dont fall under that category. if i am with a guy who all he does is agree with me then to heck with him. if i wanted someone to agree with me all the time then i would go and clone myself. im a person who likes to argue. If im with a guy who is stubborn and treats me that way then he can go screw himself on a volcanoe cause it aint happening. i dont need to be with a mule cause all we would do is but heads all the freaking day.

i came to this party with these 5 inch heels and freak'um dress just to impress this dude. i ended up falling flat on my face when i tried to dance.

jay bee:
most def

sorry for misunderstanding.

jay bee:
hot is the end product of being spicy.

oh really now?? you sound interested in me?? am i wrong?

there is nothing wrong with a nice guy i guess. but there is something about those bad boys that just turn girls on.

me hot?? im more spicy dont you think

jay bee:
u c. letting a sophisticated sista slide pass your supposedly tight fingers. i seriously wonder

i truly dont know. i probably scared him away when i asked him what his intentions were.

jay bee:
very simple. "Timewaster"

oh well it is his lost not mines. he really is going to miss out.