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Poems For Review › Re: Love Poem - All About You by onyinye2(f): 12:40am On Jun 27, 2008
StephenP:
grin C'mon now, a brother's got to tell the truth.
typically male response.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 12:38am On Jun 27, 2008
david im not going to hold this against you. it is the disease talking. i understand that you are going through a very hard time but with the new found treatments there is slight a bit of chance that you might change. now go get ready and start heading for the boxing ring. there you will recieve the treatment that you deserve. just tryna help the sick.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 12:32am On Jun 27, 2008
david you are not about to upset me before the NBA draft. as i said before go screw yourself on a volcanoe.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 12:28am On Jun 27, 2008
noetic:
now you're being rude n offensive . . . . . . .
awww did i hurt your lil feelings??
davidylan:
hehe oyinye is that your own idea of gorgeous? shocked

Abeg somebody dash her a mirror please.
oh my gawd!!! let me go get a drink or something cause you are obviously impossible.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 12:25am On Jun 27, 2008
StephenP:
Y'all ladies be acting like you don't stare us dudes down.
girls dont stare brothas down. we might give a few glances here and there but we dont stare nobody down. if i see a guy who is good lookin, i give a few glances and maybe a smile but with dudes, yall just stare down a sistah. make me feel like a lil girl who just got in trouble with her father.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 12:19am On Jun 27, 2008
cescky:
guy waka pass


@onyinye
take it easy,evrybody just here for fun,your allowing peps get to u easily,wer all here for fun,simple
im not angry. im calm. those to monkeys are really sick.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 12:15am On Jun 27, 2008
[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=145947.msg2426578#msg2426578 date=1214521592]ONYINYE2,

HMMN, I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU ALL OVER THE WORLD. I KNOW I MAY FIND YOU HERE
[/quote]now that you have found me, speak your peace.
davidylan:
said with the calmness of a hypocrite. grin
i guess you got the same disease idey_craze has. it is alright. i must tell you there is no cure right now but there are treatments. those treatments consists of daily beat downs by me and intensive therapy.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 12:09am On Jun 27, 2008
davidylan:
Oyinye2 u said all that with a "calm" demeanour? grin
davidylan:
i don't mind pretty girls giving me a smack eh wink

Now onyinye is another matter . . .
Oh gawd juss go screw your self. seriously. or go drink something and maybe knock some sense into your self.
Poems For Review › Re: Love Poem - All About You by onyinye2(f): 12:05am On Jun 27, 2008
StephenP:
I know! After I wrote this, I sent it to my 561,342 girlfriends and counting.
Ahhh mayne!! i was about to give you a good complement about this poem. now i know it is all a bunch of jive.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 12:01am On Jun 27, 2008
david let me say this in the easiest way possible. since you have the mind of a monkey. first of all im not yelling im actually quite calm. second of all i know i look good so i dont need your okay to know that. Third you and noetic and can go screw yourselves on a volcanoe cause i have time for lames.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 11:51pm On Jun 26, 2008
@david

just shut up oka. yes i am confident in how i look but i dont take disrespect from scum like you.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by onyinye2(f): 11:45pm On Jun 26, 2008
@vuitton

no we dont. i rather be frenched then be sucked any day. especially on the neck. hickeys are not cute at all. no way to conceal them
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 11:43pm On Jun 26, 2008
@david

How dare you?? do you truly wanna the bashing that is just sitting and waiting for you?? didnt think so.
Romance › Re: She Rejected Me But Wants Computer Lessons by onyinye2(f): 11:40pm On Jun 26, 2008
StephenP:
Nah. . . I've got mad eternal love for my Igbo brothers and sisters.
had to ask you know. had to make sure.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 11:39pm On Jun 26, 2008
well david it was obviously me. it is sometimes a curse to be as gorgeous as i am.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 11:37pm On Jun 26, 2008
@cescky

hello friend. how have you been?? just came back from my kick boxing class and my belly dance class.
Romance › Re: She Rejected Me But Wants Computer Lessons by onyinye2(f): 11:35pm On Jun 26, 2008
StephenP:
I know! But what can I say? I've got big love for the Yoruba people.
so you have little love for igbo people??

ibkaye:
that's cool, keep it up wink smiley
thanks friend. i try.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 11:31pm On Jun 26, 2008
noetic:
was that all that happened?
after they bought us the drinks, we chatted for like a few minutes. they were complete idiots. so we finished our drinks and told them we needed to freshen up and to meet us on the dance floor. we did go freshen up, but ditched them and went to a better club.
Romance › Re: She Rejected Me But Wants Computer Lessons by onyinye2(f): 11:25pm On Jun 26, 2008
ibkaye:
do you understand igbo?
i understand here and there. im taking lessons on the computer to get better at it. but if im having difficulty understanding then i just use my context clues and try to make out what they are saying. but i understood stephen's response well.
Romance › Re: She Rejected Me But Wants Computer Lessons by onyinye2(f): 11:22pm On Jun 26, 2008
oka stephen i read your response. you stated you speak igbo well. im convinced.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 11:19pm On Jun 26, 2008
once there was this guy and his crew of friends who wouldnt stop staring at me and my friends. we knew they were lames because they were putting up a front that they were playas but they were nothing but wannabes. so we got tired of their down right rudeness so i suggested we all stare at them. so we did. it was so hilarious. they started blowing kisses at us and they bought us drinks. we took the drinks and left the guys. cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: She Rejected Me But Wants Computer Lessons by onyinye2(f): 11:12pm On Jun 26, 2008
not to me he doesnt. but as i said he needs to speak igbo so i can verify this conclusion.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Strare\look Sooo Much!? That Shit Can Be Very Embarrassing! by onyinye2(f): 11:11pm On Jun 26, 2008
you speak the truth nella. girls are more secretive about you know checking a guy out. but the guys like stare you down untill you feel so uncomfortable.
Romance › Re: She Rejected Me But Wants Computer Lessons by onyinye2(f): 11:06pm On Jun 26, 2008
StephenP:
Please don't tell me I look Yoruba.
dont look like it to me. but still waiting for you to speak igbo so i can verify this.
Romance › Re: Will You Be Mad? by onyinye2(f): 10:57pm On Jun 26, 2008
StephenP:
Don't wait for it. It's a mobile phone right? Whenever it comes. it comes.
it is not technically me waiting but the timing. i might have something important to do that day and i gave up that time to wait for that phone call. lets say a guy told me that he was gonna call me later. i cant really go any where cause if i miss the call he might think im not interested. and i cant be like "oh let me take my cell phone it will be alright" cause what if im at the gym. when im working out i get in the zone and dont have time for distractions.
Romance › Re: Will You Be Mad? by onyinye2(f): 10:45pm On Jun 26, 2008
i wouldnt get mad if it happens once or twice. but if it happens repeatively then yes i would probably get mad. i have better things to do then wait around for a phone call.
Nairaland General › Re: Improvements Suggested For Romance Section by onyinye2(f): 1:00am On Jun 26, 2008
davidylan:
5. Kids should not be allowed to post.
6. Keep your virginity to yourself, we have virgins too. cool
please elaborate mr. adult.
Nairaland General › Re: Improvements Suggested For Romance Section by onyinye2(f): 12:57am On Jun 26, 2008
@negro

nice effort. but hate say it but most of these fellas can barely spell romance let alone talk about it.
Romance › Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by onyinye2(f): 12:48am On Jun 26, 2008
and i thought my stories were bad enuff.
Romance › Re: Women Are Like Dogs by onyinye2(f): 12:46am On Jun 26, 2008
idey_craze, the doctors are coming over to bring to the boxing ring. it is time for your next treatment. it seems that i have to beat you up a lil harder. maybe i'll knock the devil out of you.

I REJECT IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!
Romance › Re: Women Are Like Dogs by onyinye2(f): 12:41am On Jun 26, 2008
@jenny

yeah his size is a symptom due to his condition. he is a very sick man. he suffering from a disease. i would tell you the name but i dont want to embarass him. he gets treatment from my beat downs. and some therapy.
Romance › Re: Women Are Like Dogs by onyinye2(f): 12:36am On Jun 26, 2008
[quote author=idey_craze link=topic=145598.msg2421268#msg2421268 date=1214436842]Oyinye - when i fo ck you - you will cry home to mama with a bow leg saying - Mama - he pounded my pus yy like there is no tmrow.[/quote]ahh why you mad?? is your condition acting up again. you need to come over to the hospital for your treatment.
Dont flatter yourself. you could never sex me up. i would turn you out. shoot you might even turn gay. who knows.

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