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Then it takes the fun out of learning. Trust me on this.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=160259.msg2674025#msg2674025 date=1219090964]how would i get experience when i can't be thought, and how can i practice what i don't know, or do u know where i can go for hands on training[/quote]Take a risk. Learn from failure. Experiment.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=160259.msg2674013#msg2674013 date=1219090837]that's serious oh, so u mean u can't even explain it for me to really get a better understanding of it.[/quote]The only thing i can tell you is to learn from experience.

Leilah:
THATS TERRIBLE! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT POSTER?

IF THEY ARE SO UGLY DONT GO WITH THEM THEN. MOST OF NAIJA MEN GO BACK HOME TO ROOST AT THE END OF THE DAY.

Omo, don't mind these osuofia boys. They are the same hyenas that hang packs that stand on the corner ohhing and awwing at Naija women.

tpia:
I don't know why good looking Naija women are avoiding you, but maybe a little investigation can solve that mystery. .

Naija women na have sense. What women who una ga mind, will step up to a low timer eh?

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=160259.msg2673955#msg2673955 date=1219090123]don't make me sing u fella oh, if u want to teach me, teach me well now, haba, raise the mood for what now and how, so that i cld know what to give my woman now[/quote]It is hard to teach such things. This is more of a hands-on-job.

Hannibal:
Nigerian women and UGLINESS should have the same meaning in the Oxford dictionary.

Look o. Mufasa has entered with his rubbish of the day.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=161305.msg2673878#msg2673878 date=1219089260]Oyinye, why are you taking this serious?
It's 4PLAY!!  
Mehn, am putting on some Nollywood movie jare. Adios!![/quote]Oh i aint taking it seriously jare. We all know 4Play is delusional when he steps out of the Political threads. So all this jive is just nonsense.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=160259.msg2673857#msg2673857 date=1219089028]promise are meant to be broken and i will make sure i don't break mine, so teach jare.[/quote]Oga fine. I will share a portion of what i know. I know you will break your promise, no doubt about that. But i will still disclose some info.

French chocolate: Something about that smoothness and distinct taste just raises the mood.

Ruby thank you for adding that one i forgot.

4play, o gini? Chei, who are you to tell nigerian women are facially challenged? You talk as if you are Tyson Beckford.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=160259.msg2673843#msg2673843 date=1219088842]what if i promise not to be a casanova, but a better love to "her" that deserves it, oya teach me.[/quote]Promises were meant to be broken. And trust me will become one.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=160259.msg2673819#msg2673819 date=1219088478]They said i don't have enough knowledge and now i want to learn, but there is none to teach me[/quote]If i teach you, una become Casanova.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=161305.msg2673821#msg2673821 date=1219088489]Oyinye, Naija men are what?
F-f-f what? [/quote]Fat
Fake
Fickle
Funny lookin
Take your pic.

All you women bare mind to men like 4Play. They way a man treats and views his own nne, shows how he will treat his wife oh.

4 Play:
@onyi

The request is for ugly women. Show me a request for ugly men and I will be the first to recommend Nigerian men.  In reality,looks is more important for the female gender.

Look at this osuofia boy dey talk. So you are calling Nigerian women, "obscenely ugly" abi? Oh okay nsogbu adighi. So nigerian men are all fyne abi? we shall see.

Well. . . . . i guess there is some truth in that.

Nigerian women ugly ke? Coming from the same men who make Flavor Flav, a run for his money?

keba:
i wonder what goes on in the back of cars with tinted windows
especially the black ones  

That is why black cars are mysterious.

oka tryna translate. . . . tryna translate.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=160259.msg2673542#msg2673542 date=1219084715]Ok, please educate my mind as to what kind of chocolate and what they do jare.[/quote]you see i can't release such information. You see a man doesn't need so much info like that. But i will tell you what, french chocolate is the best.

jeepdity:
why not full tint (or better still limo tint) xtra black,  why tint only the back windows r u going to be employing a driver?

Naw would slightly tint the front, as you would, then fully tint the back ones. No need to see what is going on in the back. . .

tpia:
Queenisha is Igbo.

whats this obsession with Yoruba women?

Are you listening to too much fuji? abi na obesere.

TPIA!!!! LMAO!!!! Ha! you have killed me this afternoon.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=160259.msg2673523#msg2673523 date=1219084435]And i heard the chocolate cld trigger some emotion in the ladies, how true is that?[/quote]Ahh it depends on the type of chocolate.

KarmaMod:
Yea well that "glam" puts a hole in the pocket with fines.
A hole I support

Unfortunately yeah. But i would still tint the back two windows, and leave the front ones "regular".

KarmaMod:
I like that here people with tinted screens get charged. Dont know what they hell they are trying to hide and whatever it is, it better be qorth the $600 fine  

Exactly why red cars are pulled over by the cops than any other car. Also some insurance companies make you pay higher for such colors

First off tinted windows are just icing on a cake. It just puts that glam on a car.
Yeah alot of companies charge a larger portion on red cars even though they did a special on red cars on i think Good Morning America. Proving that red cars are no faster than the green car beside it.

keba:
onyinye thinks i'm pushing a Cadillac CTS, black on black,

Pushing what again?

jeepdity:
a red Cadillac CTS on black tint would definitely hang more jaws than a blackCadillac CTS (because a black Cadillac CTS looks more regular)

regular? now i know you are tripping. a black CTS w/ tinted windows would turn ya head 360. but a red one would get your attention. . . . until it is over shined.

Keba, nna you are really pushing it. Biko, dont start with me.

jeepdity:
@onyinye2, i think it's an issue of perception here, the fact that you r a female you tend to see a black car as sexy. while for me because am male, i see a red car as sexy.
because if you say ten bugatti veyrons aren't show stoppas but pausers then i wonder what a show stoppa wuld be,

Oka that whole female/male thing is just taboo. I just don't see anything sexy about a red car, fierce, but not sexy. But if i came rolling up in a Cadillac CTS, black on black, mayne i would own the rode. But the red one will just be eye candy.

jeepdity:
show pausers (wow i like that it sounds new)

It all comes from the book of Onyinye's phrases.

jeepdity:
well i agree there might be no much diffrnce between those because ford focus isn't really a big car,     but you said earlier that black is a show stoppa. please. i want you to picture a convoy of ten black escalades & compare with a convoy of ten buggati veyrons,   which one stops the show most??

Oka lets see. Oka ten Bugatti Veyrons are show pausers, not show stoppas. But if someone rolls up with a black on black escalade, lawd have mercy we gotta something going on.

keba:
REALLY

Yes nna, really.

Your proposal will be seen as another Comic Nollywood movie.

How about you admiting that it aint going to work.