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Eruditor:[color=#808000]Old man, try and argue with the context unlike shooting stray bullets to assuage your sentiments towards Westbrook Let Ooh Mpa from the goodness of his heart compile a short Q&A segment to aid your comprehension skills: 1)Is Westbrook, a player in 7th WC not the leading MVP candidate? Yes, he is 2)Is Westbrook, a player in 7th Wc not ahead of KD, Lebron and your darling Curry; all 1st in their conferences in MVP conversation? Yes, he is 3)Is Curry a top 5 PG this season? No 4)Are Wall (5th EC), CP3 (4th WC) and other PGs (Isaiah, Irving, Harden and WB) playing better than Curry this season? Yes 5)Is Curry shooting bricks this season? Hell Fuckïng yeah 6)Fans don't like WB, how many voted him? 1.58 million 7)In the media votes and player votes, the near unbiased category, what were the results? Westbeast won both 8. Does having a better shooting percentage transform to a good player? Centers/PF usually have a higher FG% 9) But fans voted Zaza and he has higher shooting percentages than Curry and Draymond. He's surely not a scrub, is he? He's the best goddamn center in the NBA Ooh Mpa says Curry has declined and shouldn't start, amigo here brings up Westbrook for no reason. And you wonder why this ain't comedy ![]() #Salud[/color] |
chic2pimp:[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa own vex be say hin dey start this All Star with wetin hin don play this season. Don't even see him in a top 5 PG conversation this season let alone top 5 player. Even the 1st MVP season he averaged less was way better[/color] |
Donlittle:[color=#808000]The East is done and dusted for the NBA finals, even ECF: We all know it's going to be Raptors Cavs rematch The West is slightly different. The only team that can edge out Warriors is the Spurs. The teams that can edge out Spurs are Rockets and Clippers (if fuckïng healthy) So, WCF is likely Warriors vs Rockets/Spurs/Clippers (Clippers may play GSW early depending on standings) And NBA finals going to be Cavs vs Warriors/Spurs Don't buy into the Celtics, Rockets, Clippers and Raptors bullshit. The league isn't spread out anymore[/color] |
sweettease:[color=#808000]Mr Robot S2 is the best sequel of any series after the original rendition. EVERRRR!!!![/color] |
sinaj:[color=#808000]Come, let Ooh Mpa choke you small... You wee taste and see that the Lord is gud [/color] |
[color=#808000]Plis lizzen to the foloyin anuncments for 2017: 1. Women, words like "K" "Tancx" and "Lol" without laugh should be dropped. We knows when you don't laughs, don't ask us how ![]() 2. When we say suffocate us with bwess, please sulfurcate us. We complain? Put our head in bitwin those jugs until we piss for knicka. Please, if your bwess is like Dija own, please skip this step. If your a mens with head like Banky W, please skip this numba. Tanchu ![]() 3. When we put hands on your throat while bankulize, it is for your good. Your blain will lack oxygen and you start doing like epilepsy while cummming. Isn't that good news? ![]() 4. Words like "No, we can't " and "Stop" should be replaced with "Yes please" and "Choke me" and "Zagga dat" 5. Mary Amaka skirts won't be tolerated in 2017 6. All these girls that showcase their nyash in jean, bwess in spahettis and twerk like Minaj. See ehn, Continue 2017 7. Big tummy women won't be accepted in 2017 8. Men, because you are indomie genelashun don't mean you should perform like Indomie. Indomie releasers will be turned gay. 9. Wicked women that do payback won't enter 2017. Izzit cos of small cheating you're overreacting? We men celebrate April Fool everyday in honor of St April. Dalu Happy 2017 [/color] |
sapiosexual1:[color=#808000]Did you just put Love above Thomas? Wait, you just put Love in top 5!!!![/color]
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SIRcumalot:[color=#808000]Durant is moving on... Durant: Hey yo Lebron, I can shoot the ball[/color]
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[color=#808000]Lolawilliams, respect your opponent ![]() Can't you see they have gone quiet? Eruditor is currently typing an epistle Smooshchn dey find YouTube videos The remaining bandwagons are waiting for those two before dem comment[/color] |
[color=#808000]Curry, what happened today? Curry:[/color]
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SmooshCHN:[color=#808000]Only you. Mr Respecter Mr Honorable Mr ShowCavsLove Ooh Mpa dey hail[/color]
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ipledge10:[color=#808000]You won what?[/color]
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[color=#808000]Lebron doing Lebron things... Durant doing Durant things Thompson doing Thompson things Unanimous MVP doing Harrison Barnes things...[/color] |
Decale:[color=#808000]Tanchu[/color] |
[color=#808000]Warriors fans with more balderdash [/color]SmooshCHN:[color=#808000]Brother, WB doesn't shoot 12/40. He averages 24 shots per game and makes 43% of them. The Harden you're twerking all over also makes 43% of his shots while shooting less. What's the difference, amigo?[/color] Eruditor:[color=#808000]Harden doing what? ![]() Harden averages 1 assist more than Westbrook. Wait, you're saying that 1 stat Harden has better over WB is the reason Rockets is 4th? You sure you watch bball at all? Efficiency WB > Harden PIE WB > Harden +/- WB > Harden VORP WB > Harden Everything, WB > Harden This is pure logic and Ooh Mpa doesn't understand why the thing hard for Warriors fans. Make hin repeat am again: Rockets have 5 players averaging double figures Rockets are the 3 point kings in NBA Rockets have the forerunner for 6th man who averages 18ppg (Gordon) Rockets are explosive even when Harden is on the bench but do better when he is on. So, with Harden averaging 1.1 assist more than Westbeast in the only stat he does better, he miraculously makes his team look good with less eff? ![]() Westbrook is doing what every great has done when the team gets depleted with better stats: Jordan did it, Kobe, Lebron in 2015 playoffs. Dem yapa. The only difference is he's no Jordan or Lebron. What stats have shown is Westbrook will do better on a Rockets roster and Harden will be worse on a Thunder roster[/color] Every top 20 player in the NBA can score 40+ ppg when they take 40 spg. But how many of them can afford to do it while their team keeps winning games and leading a conference? That's a different thing entirely.[color=#808000]Westbrook doesn't shoot 40 shots a game. He got 45 points on 25 shots He got 46 points on 33 shots the game before He averages 24 shots a game. Find another point if you have.... Dalu[/color] |
[color=#808000]Decale, your Wolves did it again...[/color] |
sapiosexual1: SmooshCHN:[color=#808000]Lol. Warriors fans are really really funny.... When he has 13, 14 assists, he's selfish but when he dishes out 22 dimes, he's now a team player. No, let us not give credit to the teammates that were more efficient with the passes. No, why should we? Afterall, when WB was doling out 10+ assists a game, the teammates weren't on the court. Right? You know what? Let the "team" Westbrook start averaging 20+ assists and let's all be good. In the meantime, let the team CP3 averaging 9 assists a game start averaging 20 assists. He should do that since he got players like Griffin, The Truth, The 6th man of the year, hot shooting Reddick and alley oop Jordan. 20 assists ain't hard, izzit? And someone here is still placing Harden above Westbrook this season after the last few games. Okay...[/color] |
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Donlittle:https://m.quickmeme.com/img/ff/ff3333ad710a726ee5ac0e141c07f5f299c489f9c18950171c2e14ac78d6f8c6.jpg |
[color=#808000]11 years? God pornish all deze boys that kant knows the place they met their girlflend. At least Ooh Mpa knews the place he met Dumebi thick lips last weekends. ![]() It was at... No, it was in... It was over at... It was under... It was beyond[/color]
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[color=#808000]Donlittle, nairamaniac, Sircumalot MVP awards don't go to 5th and 6th seeds, have never gone to 4th seed and rarely go to 3rd seed. There have been only few cases player won MVP outside the top 2 seeds: Bob Petit in 55/56 Mcadoo in 74/75 Jabbar in 75/76 Moses Malone in 78/79 and 81/82 MJ in 88 That's just 6 out of 61 regular seasons, the last almost 30yrs ago. This is a normal something. You no remember KG in 2005 after averaging same stats as his 2004 MVP season but his Wolves plummeted. Wetin happen? No be Nash dem give am with KG 11th position in voting Or the following year when Kobe knack 35.4 ppg for the season but MVP honors went to Nash again cos of their 1 seed? Or Rose in 2011 or Malone in 99? Or all star MVPs and finals mvps? Best player in best team > best player in a crappy team Impact > Value E no go change unless Harden/WB move up in the ranking which we all know is impossible with Warriors, Spurs, Clippers and Grizzlies out there Dalu[/color] |
lolawilliams:[color=#808000]So Ooh Mpa should remove Griffin and put Kemba/Giannis? ![]() Sweery, MVP is given to players that usually finish top 3 in their conferences. You can't play everything for your team,the team struggles to playoffs or don't and you expect to be given the nod. Your list is more of the literal meaning of MVP than impact. And if it's about impact, it doesn't get better than Durant, Leonard, Lebron and CP3. The stats do speak for themselves [/color] |
lolawilliams:[color=#808000]Wheter they lost by 40 in those 4 losses, it doesn't take away the fact that Warriors is the best team currently. In as much as Ooh Mpa doesn't cherish KD, he's most likely getting that MVP if it remains like this. Based on current record and form, the run will be like: KD Leonard Lebron Curry CP3 Westbrook Harden Gasol Lillard Griffin Once you're elite, you just hate who you hate. You suppose happy say dem don calm down for Lebron. Right now, it is all about CURRY HATRED FACTORY. The only players to escape ridicule are people on the Spurs team cos obviously they are not cocky or set profound records. Just stop arguing about Lebron. We all know he's top 5 all time. One more ring and he might surpass Kobe. Sircumalot, Harden was obviously better that season but we are in 2016/2017. Even last season showed how superior Westbrook was/is[/color] |
Eruditor:[color=#808000]Why e no go help you? Na people like una wey go talk say wetin be the use of him stats if dem lose heavy. Abi no be so?[/color] Again I ask how does it help him influence the game positively when he is rebounding a ball that his own team mate was about to rebound? I can tell you: it gives Russell 10+ rebounds and more reasons for his lickspittles to show us his stats.[color=#808000]Rebound is rebound, oga. 2 team players dey hustle rebound. It is not a new thing in the NBA. He also chases his bricks. How many PGs dey get offensive rebounds like him. Talk another thing[/color] Telling me Jordan and Kobe have missed more game winners than they have made is. . .wait for it. . . Inconsequential. You are the one who was feeding us pure sophistry by saying WB has made SEVERAL clutch shots. My response was to show you it was more of an aberration; an anomaly; an irregular happenstance.[color=#808000]Inconsequential you say? Then why bring up his bricks? That one is consequential? The FACT is Westbrook has more points in clutch time this season than ANY other player in the NBA this season[/color] Better PER, PPG, APG With a 6th placed team compared to a 4th placed one. He should also get 70 triple doubles and not qualify for the playoffs how is that?[color=#808000]Make Harden come be PG for the Thunder with those players make we see. WESTBROOK leads the NBA in box plus/minus, value over replacement player(VORP) which means in simpler language, when he is not on court, the team loses gravely. He is what the word MOST VALUABLE PLAYER literally means. You want to compare more stats? How about defensive plus/minus. Go look that up and see where the so called influential Harden that doesn't chase stats is on the list[/color] As for the players you listed and how better they are than OKC players. Yea. How profound. I wonder how those same players will fare playing with WB as their main ball distributor and controller. Maybe we should ask KD.[color=#808000]Chairmo, soothsayer, Mr Clairvoyant. Only you already know the implication of Westbrook being with a Rockets roster. Ooh Mpa dey hail oooo. Make Harden come play with Steve Adams na, abeg[/color] As for KD and best player on the team or MVP. We are not a team that cares about that. We want rings. They can give WB MVP while he watches the playoffs ahome. That's fine with me.[color=#808000]How delightful for you to speak for KD. You want rings but don't desire individual accolades for your performances. You guys are way too generous. Dalu[/color] |
Eruditor:[color=#808000]More crap. Na extrapolate we don dey do to figure out his winning percentage, okwa ya? Most of the wins were minus KD ooo. The 3 losses this season when he had the triples were by a combined 9 points. If that doesn't tell you how good his "chasing stats" does for the team, you can bring more crap[/color] The fact of the matter is I can't put it beyond him because we have seen him wrestle his fellow team mate for a rebound. Oh Mpa should tell us if the rebound that will count for him there shows that he is affecting the game positively simply because he got 10+ rebounds. Ok, how about his assists? Who was he trusting then when he got 10+ assists? I guess another set of average players.[color=#808000]Wow. Dexter make up your mind. First you call him selfish and now you're asking who he's trusting/dashing balls to average 10+ assists a season. If e dey easy to hustle defensive rebound, then Tristan Thompson wouldn't be good on the offensive end, oi?[/color] How many tries do I need to have before I get at least one or two game winning shots? WB has failed more times than he has won with game winning shots let us stop making isolated cases look like a regular happenstance.[color=#808000]So has Kobe, Lebron, Iverson, Dirk and wait for it, Jordan[/color] If OKC had 99 points did he make all 99 of them? I guess not also. That is what Harden is learning that WB does not yet know and Harden's team is doing better to show for it. Harden is the MVP.[color=#808000]No, he didn't score 99 points but he leads the NBA in contribution per game. Westbrook has a better PER and stats overall than Harden. Harden is great though, he surpasses in turnovers. You have Eric Gordon, Ryan Anderson, Capela and Ariza, why won't your team be better?[/color] Anyways, WB should do well and join Cavs so he will be part of a team on the losing side of KDs 2nd and maybe 3rd ring. That is if he gets to a final (when he will opt to shoot the last shot instead of pass it to Love or Smith or Kyrie like Lebron will do). Easiest ring my foot. Lebum averaged highest PPG, blocks, assists etc and needed 7 games to beat a KDless GSW. Imagine how easily Bron will lose when all his numbers significantly reduce because of Westbrick.[color=#808000]Can't argue with you here. This post failed to see the humor in joining Cavs plus it is filled with sentiments Make una enjoy una Durant, the best player on that team and most likely the MVP this season but make una leave Westbrook alone Dalu[/color] |
[color=#808000]See them Warriors trying to justify Durant's choice to leave with this nonsense. Lmao... Smooshchn, Eruditor, Frenchwine, you guys wee not kee Ooh Mpa Westbrook has 49 triple doubles with a 40-9 record. Over 80% winning percentage. This season he is 9-3. Please, Westbrook stop chasing records. Ooh Mpa dey beg you. He is very selfish in the final seconds.Yes,yes but Anthony Morrow bricked the last shot, didn't he? Or is it another Westbrook that got 2 game winning shots plus several clutch shots including the 3 that took them to overtime against Pacers? No, definitely another one. In not interested in the ring, you might be right. Durant that was interested in the ring had to run. When Westbrook has finally decided not to help his subpar team to 6 straight wins or a playoff push in a difficult conference with teammates like Kanter, Waiters, Roberson and Grant, he'd leave. Ooh Mpa's best bet would be the Cavs for the easiest ring ever. Yaga...[/color] |
lolawilliams:[color=#808000]You're leading by 30, why would you risk a purposeless target and possibly injury? Even Kobe didn't break Baylor's record after scoring 62pts in 3 quarters. He's rested in the 4th with the Lakers leading comfortably The main reason he continued was to break his career high and that's good enough. 45 assists, Klay's night. Even say Ooh Mpa no too fancy Warriors but mehn, that was the most entertaining one sided, dominant game of the season. Warriors are legit...[/color] |
[color=#808000]Remove that towel [/color]
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lolawilliams:[color=#808000]You and Eruditor should get a room already... [/color] |




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