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[color=#808000]It is looking like another Cavs Warriors rematch. Dees Clipper haf disapoint Ooh Mpa[/color]

Eruditor:
Besides, Cavs shot better 3pts than all teams in the last playoffs till they met GSW and thought it would continue. After they were walloped left right and center and were 3-1 down they switched back to nudging Klay and Curry while refs unlooked. Obviously they rebounded better and went to the rim without Bogut or Draymond. Then when games got close like in the 4th quarter of game 6 (and when GSW were definitely on the up) having reduced what was like a 25point deficit to 4 points, they counted on the refs to give Curry 3 flimsy fouls (which should have been 2 steals and a flop from LBJ) with the refs eventually ejecting Curry.

So we implore them to shoot 3points on the 25th of December and be reminded again why they were down 5-1 after playing GSW 6 times at that point by game 4.

[color=#808000]So these are the reasons why the Warriors blew a 3 - 1 lead?

Ooh Mpa knew it, he fvcking knew it[/color]



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SmooshCHN:
We also went 24-0 streak and went 73-9 and thought we could beat everyone na.

[color=#808000]Warriors won 73 games last season, lost 9

73 - 9= 64

They've lost 2 already this season

64 - 2 = 62

They've been to 2 NBA finals

62/2 = 31

The Warriors blew a 3 - 1 lead [/color]

SIRcumalot:
Make that two of us.
The warriors have no answer for DJ and Blake. I think it this season but make we no jinx anything.
If they get the best record in the league.
CP3 gets the MVP there is no way they give it to Blake.

[color=#808000]If the season were to end right now, Griffin is better for Ooh Mpa but CP3 ain't far behind

We fit just talk finish, one of those idiots go enter 3 months sabbatical. Make we no talk again sef...[/color]

Eruditor:
Clippers are a problem!

[color=#808000]That team...
Their defence, offense, even bench sef upon say The Truth no dey. Team that doesn't rely on 3's like Cavs and Warriors but still topping? Mehnnn

CP3 and Griffin are the heart of the Clippers. If CP3 gets injured, Clippers got 50% chance of winning a game. Take Griffin off, we down to 10 - 20%.

If Clippers continue till the end, Griffin could be in MVP mentions so far he maintains this momentum. He's been upgraded this season. He rarely misses free throws, his footwork has improved. We all had a glimpse of what Griffin can do against Spurs penultimate playoffs and he's showing it this season. Let's just pray injury doesn't get the better of them. Ooh Mpa really wants to see them at the NBA finals.

Another version 2.0 this season»»»»»»»»»» DEROOOOZZZZAAAANNN!!![/color]

lolawilliams:
Curry is one hell of a shooter I wont argue about that but I feel he hasn't maintained his level of play long enough to be considered the best shooter. Reggie Miller and Ray Allen were great shooters for a longer period of time... If he can perform the way he did last season for two more seasons, then he can be in the top 50

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa thought after Cavs ring, this geh will take it easy on Curry sef


Reggie doesn't cut 25 as well as Curry. However, if you do a top 50, Curry should be ahead of Reggie and behind Allen. Yes, Curry right now is in top 50. Playing longer doesn't translate better especially if you ain't consistent.

Same thing goes for Durant. CP3 should be ahead of Durant in any list.[/color]

1bkaye:
This video is for those who don't want to get $159 wireless airpods or have to insert your headphones into an adapter every time you listen to music.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tqH-Un9SFU

Tried it and it's worked fine for me. Anyone else tried it out? If you do please report back and let us know how it turned out!

[color=#808000]It worked?

Let us see pinshures[/color]

[color=#808000]Is Ooh Mpa the only person that doesn't fancy HTGAWM?

It's typical Shonda Rhimes...
Still don't believe people appreciate plot twists with consequent bland revelations[/color]

[color=#808000]Heiiii Everybody don retire[/color]

Anopheles:
Inside pt2. This song isn't for the faint hearted. I remember playing this song on speakers. My church member walked in and just walked out immediately

[color=#808000]The moans in there...

Listen to The Weekend especially his Thursday album
Then PartyNextDoor

Those songs are aphrodisiacs.[/color]

PRELUDE:
[color=#808000]She comes to see you or rather you go see her. You guys talk freely over a bottle of wine, laughing at each other's jokes. She leaves you wanton, chemistry soars high whence you go for the lower lips. What then happens? Do you play songs to augment the ecstasy or you let your spontaneous nature kick in? If yes to the former, what songs do you play and do they have effects on her? Did she cumm?

Ooh Mpa is going to relate orgasm and rhythm, establishing a causality. It's gonna be a semi-long read. Bear with him. [/color]


THE USUAL:
[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa plays only 9 songs. Long enough to last a forepläy but short enough not to bore the eerie moment.

Only one song makes up the[/color] Precum AKA Forepläy i.e. Dance Like We're Making Love by Ciara. [color=#808000]This is the only aphrodisiac Ooh Mpa trusts because women generally know it and makes it easier to dance to than it already is.

Put it on replay, invite her to the floor and watch how she guides you. If she doesn't kiss you after the 3rd verse, there's a fat chance she's not interested in you.

Then the playlist comes up. 9 songs of:[/color]

1. Trey Songz - Inside pt2
2. The Weekend ft Drake - The Zone
3. PartyNextDoor - Persian Rugs
4. Bando Jonez - Sex You
5. Chris Brown ft Usher & Zayn - Back To Sleep remix
6. The Weekend - Wicked Games
7. PartyNextDoor - Wus Curious
8. Sevyn Streeter ft Chris Brown - It won't stop
9.TY Dollar $ign ft Wiz Khalifa & The Weekend - Or Nah remix

[color=#808000]This is where it gets interesting. Ooh Mpa will spare some of the erõtic details but largely include:

The Australian Kiss at the standing position. She gets tortured to the point she can't reach for supports. Her legs wrapped around, doused in her own secretions up to the time Ooh Mpa hears a soft plea. There is also the cowgirl, sleeping doggy, slow missionary, etc.

The mainstay is eye contact and talking. Follow the rhythm of the songs while thrusting or you could moan the song close to her lips. Probably, sing low to her ears with little biting. Okay, back to topic

The results were somewhat bleh. Firstly, the few climaxes he's experienced didn't tally with a particular song. Moreso, there were suspicions of fake orgäsms and even few with no songs (spontaneous sex).

Ooh Mpa is sure you lads know how women climax, different buttons for them. Some have contractions, secretions, fast breathing/heart beats, dilated pupils/wavy eyes. Others let their mouth or hands do the expressions.

Circumstances led to a little experiment.
Legoo[/color]

THE RESULTS:
[color=#808000]From first week of July, Ooh Mpa had 5 different sexual encounters. Now, out of these 5, 3 moved according to plan while sadly the rest had a sexual innuendo about Ooh Mpa.
Let's call them A, B and C.

A had a bedding with Ooh Mpa twice,
B, once
C was also once but thrice on same night

With miss A, Ooh Mpa had the playlist going right after Ciara of course. 5 songs were this time on replay[/color] (3, 5, 7, 8, 9).
Result: No orgasm.
[color=#808000]The second time however had Ooh Mpa playing the remaining songs[/color] (1, 2, 4, 6).
Result: Orgasm represented by screams and contractions.

[color=#808000]With miss B, Ooh Mpa selected songs[/color] 1 and 4.
Result: No Orgasm.

[color=#808000]With Miss C, Ooh Mpa started with all 4 songs but there's nothing strangely after the first round[/color]

Songs 2 and 6 :She came with The Weekend and Drake

In the morning, she came one more time with The Weekend and Drake.

Orgasms were represented by going silent after she was moaning most of her experience. Also, she tried to force Ooh Mpa out but also in. Weird!


[color=#808000]It's crazy, seems so but the bland area in this is the fact that C has never heard The Zone before. Or she might have but can't recognize the artistes

There you have it. If you're gonna have sex, play music. Turn the music up and fück close to the speakers. Maintain eye contact a lot and let her lead. Incorporate cowgirl into it, don't be stiff about it.
Good luck

Valar Morghulis
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[color=#808000]We won't take it. NO!!!,

After all our downroads:

Flom Alexis Texas to Cherokee to The Body, Bella Bellz, Anikka Albrite, Chanel Heart, Lisa Ann, Rachel Starr, Abella Anderson

All our lubricants flom Joy soap, Vaseline, olive oil, virgin oil, groundout oil, palm oil, engine oil and okro soup

They cannot takes away our rights, NO!!!

We have a right to watch mojo in the midnight
We have a right to our spermmmm. Is it your own?


We will go strike if they stop us
We won't takes it [/color]


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[color=#808000]Iamkingzlee
Cc: NlJega[/color]

[color=#808000]Few minutes after Muna read this post...[/color]

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[color=#808000]Nairalanders, how many think Onila is tighter than a needle?[/color]

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[color=#808000]Well then, how many of you think she's wider than a well?[/color]

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[color=#808000]#Yaga[/color]

[color=#808000]Hella busy, late to the party but all good...

Top 5 PFs
Duncan
Malone
KG
Dirk
Barkley

Starting lineup
PG Magic Johnson: No need for explanations

SG Jordan : Sorry Kobe, just have to go with the GOAT

SF Lebron : Again, no explanations

PF Garnett : Best two way and all round PF, most energetic, 2nd best in FTs, can't ask for more

C Olajuwon: Best 2 way center. Don't need just offense or woulda picked Jabbar

cc Decale Lolawilliams[/color]

[color=#808000]The girl will be like...[/color]

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[color=#808000]People using rings to define greatness. Dirk above Malone? Okay ooo

In fact O'Neal > Olajuwon
Billups > CP3
O'Neal > Wilt and finally,
Horry > Jordan

Ooh Mpa don talk am, make nobody counter am[/color]

A40:
Hahaha see excuse. He left the team he helped to back to back regular season best records to team up with 2 of the top 5 picks in his draft. I'm amused that LeBron fanboys are so mad at Durant. Some even say they are disappointed like they gave a rat's arse about K.D

A-40 does not hate LeBron for leaving the Cavs. The disrespect of Dirk, the ESPN hype, his diva tendencies and just the fact that you just hate who you hate plays a factor

[color=#808000]Papi, you no fit read? Who's making up excuses for Lebron? Ooh Mpa just said his move was better than Durant's or you don forget say Heat was 5th that time for conference? Durant just waka go meet number 1 for NBA

As you talk say Durant need the hate now na hin Lebron use that hate win hin own, come back house win another one. Make we see Durant win hin own

P.S The guy said this few years ago. Na where the thing tire Ooh Mpa[/color]

[color=#808000]Chai. Just imagine Westbrook now:

WB, Oladipo, Waiters, Kanter, Adams ...


Mizzzbeee, Skywalker5, Smooshchn and other Warriors fans here, hope say una go keep kwayet about Lebron now and stop hating on him? At least Bron left a shitty team to form the big 3 while Durant is leaving a top 5 team to form the big 4. Na Thompson Ooh Mpa dey pity pass cos his numbers will so fall[/color]

Donlittle:
KD is a pusssy!

[color=#808000]The biggest dilated, wet püssy there is

Ooh Mpa will come down hard on Warriors if they fail to win a ring with Durant

RIP OKC!!!
RIP NBA!!![/color]

[color=#808000]OohMpa officially hates the Warriors...[/color]

Roland17:
OohMpa...your Serbian Hercules Djokovic was slayed by minnow Sam Querrey 3-1 sets..

He looked tired if you ask me and did not show the passion he is renowned for. He would usually get upset with officials, ball boys, argue calls, fling bats etc but yesterday he looked subdued.

[color=#808000]Bro...

Djokovic ain't a fighter like Murray. Once he's down two sets, it's hard to come back from that. When he went 4 - 0 in the third set, Ooh Mpa thought he'd do it. The match got delayed and Querrey came back on drugs.

Calendar and golden grand slam gone

Ooh Mpa is looking for an underdog to support. Federer shouldn't win it ooo [/color]

Mizzzbeee:
I am just wondering how much Curry would be offered next season

[color=#808000]Brace yourself love. He'll be the greatest GOAT[/color]

[color=#808000]Conley is a GOAT...

There are only two previous players that got paid >30m a year: The two GOATS, Jordan and Kobe

Lebron is officially not in league with Conley let alone the other two.
Conley is the 3rd greatest player of all time and the best point guard since Naismith discovered basketball.

Sai Mike Con Con [/color]

mysticgal:
Ask me

[color=#808000]How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? [/color]

Decale:
For the phone intervIew session, it's definitely Mysticgal by a mile

For the written answers, Mimzy takes it followed by Mystic then Lanicky

For the pics, Ivyy then Myst.icgal and Mi.mzy

I'm honestly confused but this seems to be more of popularity contest cos the average contestant in all sections seems to be getting most of the votes

Anyway, my heart votes for Mysticgal even if I know she won't win it. She's the realest on here

I VOTE MYSTICGAL
CC NlJega

[color=#808000]At first, Ooh Mpa didn't know what to do...[/color]

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[color=#808000]But then it's really between Mimzy and Mysticgal in everything. They're the smartest, others are good too but more popular

This is tough but Ooh Mpa has to go with his G, Decale on this one.

Ooh Mpa votes for Mysticgal
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Mysticgal, Ooh Mpa got a question for ...[/color]


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[color=#808000]Nah nothing beats the Soldier 10 [/color]

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