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[color=#808000]Seliosly what's this?


Nigelian Women and their big belly
This is where all our monthry saraly enters.....
And she dey tly squeeze the tummy inside that small jean. Gym, they say no. They want to look sexiry plegnant

Guys, what can we do? [/color]


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teemanbastos:
dy resemble die

[color=#808000]No one came flom obodo oyinbo, the other flom Imo. They see they lesemble come give themself twins

Okpo [/color]

[color=#808000]This is selious matter ooh Mpa has been pondeling on for some time....

Why our Nigelian girls have pot belly?
This has splead everywhere to the point it's become a pandemic

Look left, you see afo beer
Look right, you see pot belle
Look acloss, you see pregnant woman. You touch belle, no baby
Look behind, you see fine big nyash doing sekem sekem, you go front you see plotluding belly

Lesearchers have said about 80% of Nigelian women have belle and are on the verge of getting obese
This is a plobrem for we men because if we mally woman with belle and she becomes plegnant, we'd think it's tliprets inside and we die of high brood plessure

It's become the in thing for women now. Ooh Mpa has even heard them blag about their belle in bathloom

woman 1: Your belly is big, girl. I'm jealous
woman 2: Thanks, yours is not bad as well
woman 1: It is bad, girl. I've been trying to get this belle bigger but I've not been successful
woman 2: What size of belly are you?
woman 1: Size 32.
woman 2: Damn girl, that's small. I'm on 38 now aiming to 40 before ending of the month
woman 1: You see. What's you're secret, girl? cos I've been trying orijin and shawarma and it's not helpful
woman 2: Try Nkwobi and Beer, chilled beer. Sleep from 6 - 6 and always only do missionary. It works for me
woman 1: Wow, will give it a try. Will promise to pass your size when we see again
woman 2: Keep dreaming. *shakes her pot belly from left to right*
woman 1: Work it girl, work it



Men, how should we curb this menace? [/color]

[color=#808000]Baby, Ooh Mpa is sorry....

Was the pounding yam part of the greenlight? He no know
Come back tomorrow, Ooh Mpa promises you go back with thigh gap [/color]

EroticAngelina:
looks like friction to me.

[color=#808000]Not only friction, viscosity sef [/color]

[color=#808000]How's this our plobrem?

Somewhere in the east, an igbo man is tlying to plonounce palalleroglam
That is a plobrem [/color]

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[color=#808000]Mehnn, fück praise and dance
The last time ooh Mpa started the year with praise and dance, he lost his dog

Ooh Mpa started this year with pünny and he's gonna end this year with 2 pünny for double blessings [/color]

[color=#808000]Who uploaded Marieolae's pinshure? [/color]

[size=17pt][color=#808000]Challenge Accepted [/size][/color]

[color=#808000]A selious case but always a sorution:

Poster do this:
Call her by 11:57pm near her domot. By 11:59pm while still on phone, knock on her door. Immidiatili she opens, grab dem boöbies so firm like you found tleasure Then ask this kweshun:

Baby, do you want to be girlfliend?

Any reaction gotten is your ansa.....

PS: Go with ice brock just in case [/color]

[color=#808000]Poster bro, you fück up....

Didn't you hear Unibenstudent was overqualified to be a member that he created his own caucus?

Woman Agbada Association, only member [/color]

[color=#808000]You should be happy, you just found a keeper

No money for shawarma....
No 5 star restaurant.....
No ice cream and chicken


Only beans [/color]

[color=#808000]You need to use reltel wireless while she gets Starcomms...
Trust ooh Mpa, after you call for 31 days and you look your account balance, you'll text her with abbreviation: "Its ova" [/color]

vizkiz:
ok...run along Junior

[color=#808000]Hahahaha, you couldn't tie ooh Mpa's shoe, teenager [/color]

vizkiz:
Blah,blah,blah...yahda,yahda

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa understands. You sleep way too much on the internet (1 month and five days) to get to his comprehension level

Get a girlfriend then you can delude yourself to a point of competition, mate

Idiopathic Psychotic dunce [/color]

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa can bet his future private jet that the people supporting the poster are single...

Poster clearly said "My girl" ie relationship. To top it all, it's just #150. She came all the way to see you and the least, very least you can do is to give her One hundled and fifty naila

She wan maintain relationship, you dey fall hand. Give ooh Mpa her address, he'll pay for the t.fare to his place, mumu

Ooh Mpa has said this countless: If you can't take care of your babe, stay glued to your soap [/color]

vizkiz:
stfu...you lame,broke @ss nigga
You giving a chick 150 for Tfare and you could open that sh*thole of yours to say that!

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[color=#808000]Dear wife,

You'll be asked on that day how many guys you've been with before you meet ooh Mpa.
Pray to God it ain't more than ten or your life would be reduced to an unending sequence of agonizing torture [/color]

KONKO BELOW!!!!!!

[color=#808000]Ibadi ni’jo wa
E gbe jo
Ibadi ni’jo wa
E gbe, e gbe
E gbe jo o
Bere mo’le
E gbe jo
Isale ele ele gangan gangan
E gbe jo o
Bere mo’le
E gbe jo
Isaleele ele gangan gangan
E gbe jo o
I say E Bere mo’le
E gbe jo
Isaleele ele gangan gangan
E gbe jo o

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Omoge Campus
Je’n r’owo e loke
Na’ka e s’oke
Owo kan pere
E ko mo’le (3x) [/color]



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Zeemoor:
Sorry, Zee can't help Ooh Mpa
He should turn to God for help

[color=#808000]Opeyemi, melly chlistmas [/color]

Zeemoor:
Onye nzuzu, when will you grow up?

[color=#808000]Can you help him?

Ooh Mpa has a part in mind, what say you? [/color]

Zeemoor:
I just blew ooh mpa a kiss......... Hope he catches it

[color=#808000] He caught it

How's that lovely future behind you looking? [/color]