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latacer:[color=#808000]Sure, Ooh Mpa agrees with your statement which is why he loves most of your top series and quite understands your taste but putting the ones he quoted as your "All time top 20 tv series" even when you're an alleged avid follower begs for another slap [/color] |
[color=#808000]Go back to office, tell him to touch your bwest, pless it hard, veli veli hard with two hands until you take photo while he plessing it. Come back here and uproad the photo otherwise we won't berieve you [/color] |
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gracile:[color=#808000]Nne has gone to MFM, JW, Cherubim, "Find My husband" retreat, "Point and Shoot the spouse" seminar but rove no come ![]() Miss, hold on ooo. E no go better for that rov wey hold you to ask 36 kweshuns [/color][img]http://malayaraya.files./2012/10/meme-laugh.jpg[/img] |
Fourcade:[color=#808000]So apparently we no be "favorite people" for here ![]() *breaks bottle* [/color] |
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[color=#808000]He's not treating you like egg but like indomie. You see how indomie is? Flat flont, flat back ![]() If you touch indomie, it brake like you ![]() Get nyash you lefuse Ok, get bwest, you still lefuse The only thing different from you and ooh Mpa is pünny. Why won't he gif up and tleat like you flagyl? Advice: Be like akpu or semo and he will have hope in you [/color] |
[color=#808000] ![]() Tosyne2mushin just hollered, he's currently writing "10 things on why he writes 10 things" [/color]https://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130820204929/random-ness/images/8/8c/Hysterical-laugh.gif |
[color=#808000]Simple sorution and you're busy writing epistle ![]() Remove that hymën, this is 2015 leave her address and spare key with Ooh Mpa... ![]() At least you're guaranteed that there's only one guy she'd cheat on you with and you know the person. Win - win ![]() Make up your mind as soon as possible before you leave or else the thing don turn stadium when you come back ![]() #Sai[/color] |
[color=#808000]1) That we think about sex 80% of the time... It's a big lie, it's 90% of the time ![]() 2) That we love them thick and curvy.... We like no thick, flat tummy ± curve ![]() 3) That we are Nigelian network that store lecharge card ![]() The thunder wey go fire you still dey twerk ![]() 4) That you turn to wood during sex..... We lesemble carpenter? ![]() #Sai[/color] |
[color=#808000]How will she marry man when her 12 inch belle will chase man go? ![]() You want the man to think she's plegnant? ![]() You want the man to think his money will be invest in belly? ![]() You want the man to think it's tliprets inside if she becomes plegnant after mally? ![]() That must be a Nigelian woman that is plofessional in Nkwobi mogbomoya Ooh Mpa is suspecting Tipia [/color] |
[color=#808000]How's this our plobrem? Ooh Mpa's 5th girlflend just cheated on him with a guy flom Upper Iweka Now ooh Mpa has only 4 gfs.... ![]() She's can't even stay faithful for one month. What a cheat ![]() Now that's a plobrem [/color] |
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2066885_photographeruploaded160314212680502014_jpg2e9b71072e34d828f03c7db3e8751e75 [color=#808000]Ugly thing ![]() See as she dey like person wey get penïs.... ![]() This looks like lalasticlala on makeup, trust Ooh Mpa [/color] |
SIRcumalot:[color=#808000]He should.... Ooh Mpa watched that 3rd quarter and he's like THE SPLASH!!!!!' [/color]https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-a.ak/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/1658325_10152912379833463_6464747755844827899_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9 |
[color=#808000]11.The most important for a player..... ![]() Ooh Mpa replaces the pictures of the last visitor in the sitting room and bedroom with her own She'll be proud [/color] |
[color=#808000]Unibenstudent be like.... [/color]www.nairaland.com/attachments/2059379_1422032022picsay_jpeg486e61aea96af5b16dcbd1d9294ba795 |
divAnnie:[color=#808000]See as you resemble 3 people for your dp.... You be DVD? [/color] |
[color=#808000]How's this our frovlem? ![]() Somewhere in the north, an aböki is trying to[/color] "stavilise gloval fump frice" [color=#808000]Now, that's a frovlem [/color] |
[color=#808000]NL chicks, now you see why we players have been pleaching..... ![]() The painful bwest was caused by too much milk in boöbsie which wasn't let out.... ![]() We NL guys plomise free böob suck for evely lady on Nl, no hidden charges. Plomo luns till February 29th..... ![]() Say no to milky bwest [/color] |
icebebe:[color=#808000]Ok...We hear you. Do you have flat tummy? [/color] |
nekkii:[color=#808000]Which galaxy are you flom? [/color] |
[color=#808000]How's this our plobrem? ![]() Somewhere in the west, a Yoluba man is aggressively using "H" in "H-onour" and "H-elicopter" Now that's a plobrem [/color] |
[color=#808000]Girl @ 17 where hormones dey slap am left and right na, come get bf, na she you wan keep virgin till mallage ![]() Guys that don't fück their babes eventually fall out with them becourse: 1) She finds you boring and she made it known with the chats. If you let am give you one head, your spilit go leave you, come back anew. Then you go by default find new spice for the lerashunseep to keep momentum. Trust ooh Mpa, it works ![]() 2) She dey balaa another person. She still dey flex with you cos say she need sumting or for pirry ![]() Ooh Mpa can bet his future flat tummy wife say your babe hymën dey miss and it wasn't caused by twerking [/color] |
chidiezeh:[color=#808000]Dechandel....Ooh Mpa loves you Marieolae.....Ooh Mpa roves you Chimkaire.....Ooh Mpa roves you Zeemor....Ooh Mpa roves you Xsenga.....Ooh Mpa roves you Vivly.....Ooh Mpa roves you ![]() And to ooh Mpa's 6gfs he sent Rove message last night, 3 fliends with benefits, friendzoners, maganizers, boöty calls, Tika Sumpter, Meagan Good, Megan Fox and the numerous exes...... Ooh Mpa still roves all of you So hard to say ![]() *cries, blows nose and exits thread* [/color] |
[color=#808000]Person put fake iPhone 6, people dey conglaturate imaginary gf.... ![]() So una never see real iPhone 6 before? ![]() Nailarand sha |
[color=#808000]Ezekiel 25:17 "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee[/color] Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) ![]() https://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/213/c/d/jules_winnfield___samuel_l__jackson___pulp_fiction_by_budapesta-d6g8ibp.jpg |
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