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TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by OohMpa: 8:53am On Feb 19, 2015
latacer:
Bro,there is no need for this,I don't expect you to love all the series I admire..At least, I don't have to visit IMDB or do weeks of Google research to present TV shows that thrilled me..
There is no how I will love all the shows you admire too!!
[color=#808000]Sure, Ooh Mpa agrees with your statement which is why he loves most of your top series and quite understands your taste
but putting the ones he quoted as your "All time top 20 tv series" even when you're an alleged avid follower begs for another slap angry[/color]
EducationRe: My Experience With My School's Bursar by OohMpa: 11:48pm On Feb 18, 2015
[color=#808000]Go back to office, tell him to touch your bwest, pless it hard, veli veli hard with two hands until you take photo while he plessing it. Come back here and uproad the photo otherwise we won't berieve you angry angry[/color]
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by OohMpa: 11:27pm On Feb 18, 2015
RomanceRe: 36 Questions That Will Make Anyone Fall In Love With You by OohMpa: 11:49pm On Feb 17, 2015
gracile:
Wow! bookmarked
I'm going to find time, settle down wella and answer these questions honestly
tnx op for taking time to share this
[color=#808000]Nne has gone to MFM, JW, Cherubim, "Find My husband" retreat, "Point and Shoot the spouse" seminar but rove no come angry angry

Miss, hold on ooo. E no go better for that rov wey hold you to ask 36 kweshuns grin[/color]


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TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by OohMpa: 10:53pm On Feb 16, 2015
Fourcade:
Glad to see The Newsroom getting the attention it deserves. smiley
[color=#808000]So apparently we no be "favorite people" for here
angry
*breaks bottle* angry[/color]
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by OohMpa: 4:45pm On Feb 11, 2015
koice:
-Currently watching The Newsroom Season 1. I'm surprised people are not recommending this HB0 TV series more often. It's one of those shows with fool-proofed plots you simply cannot poke holes in even if you gave it your best shot. The show rocks - HBO style baby!
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TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by OohMpa: 4:42pm On Feb 11, 2015
naijababe:
Breaking bad was there as far as I am concerned
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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Treats Me Like An Egg, I Am Scared by OohMpa: 11:27pm On Feb 09, 2015
[color=#808000]He's not treating you like egg but like indomie.

You see how indomie is? Flat flont, flat back angry
If you touch indomie, it brake like you angry
Get nyash you lefuse angry Ok, get bwest, you still lefuse angry The only thing different from you and ooh Mpa is pünny. Why won't he gif up and tleat like you flagyl? angry

Advice: Be like akpu or semo and he will have hope in you angry[/color]
RomanceRe: Letter To Tosyne2much by OohMpa: 12:36pm On Feb 07, 2015
[color=#808000]grin grin grin grin


Tosyne2mushin just hollered, he's currently writing "10 things on why he writes 10 things" sad[/color]

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RomanceRe: HELP!!! Ever Since I Entered University, No Guy Has Asked Me For Sex by OohMpa: 12:03pm On Feb 07, 2015
RomanceRe: Should We Do It Or Wait After Marriage? (confused) by OohMpa: 4:07pm On Jan 29, 2015
[color=#808000]Simple sorution and you're busy writing epistle angry

Remove that hymën, this is 2015 angry
leave her address and spare key with Ooh Mpa...angry

At least you're guaranteed that there's only one guy she'd cheat on you with and you know the person. Win - win angry

Make up your mind as soon as possible before you leave or else the thing don turn stadium when you come back angry

#Sai[/color]
RomanceRe: 10 Common Misconceptions Ladies Have About Nigerian Guys by OohMpa: 10:36pm On Jan 26, 2015
[color=#808000]1) That we think about sex 80% of the time...
It's a big lie, it's 90% of the time angry angry


2) That we love them thick and curvy....
We like no thick, flat tummy ± curve angry

3) That we are Nigelian network that store lecharge card angry
The thunder wey go fire you still dey twerk angry

4) That you turn to wood during sex.....
We lesemble carpenter? angry

#Sai[/color]
RomanceRe: Woman Turns 40, Had No Man...and Decided To Marry Herself. See Her Wedding Pics by OohMpa: 6:43pm On Jan 26, 2015
[color=#808000]How will she marry man when her 12 inch belle will chase man go? angry
You want the man to think she's plegnant? angry
You want the man to think his money will be invest in belly? angry
You want the man to think it's tliprets inside if she becomes plegnant after mally? angry

That must be a Nigelian woman that is plofessional in Nkwobi mogbomoya angry Ooh Mpa is suspecting Tipia angry[/color]
CelebritiesRe: Throw Back Pictures Of Mo Hit Record by OohMpa: 6:29pm On Jan 26, 2015
[color=#808000]How's this our plobrem?

Ooh Mpa's 5th girlflend just cheated on him with a guy flom Upper Iweka cry
Now ooh Mpa has only 4 gfs....embarassed

She's can't even stay faithful for one month. What a cheat angry

Now that's a plobrem angry[/color]
FashionRe: Celestine Queen Wins Miss Congeniality At Miss Universe 2014 by OohMpa: 11:20am On Jan 26, 2015
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2066885_photographeruploaded160314212680502014_jpg2e9b71072e34d828f03c7db3e8751e75

[color=#808000]Ugly thing angry

See as she dey like person wey get penïs....angry
This looks like lalasticlala on makeup, trust Ooh Mpa angry[/color]
CelebritiesRe: Pawpaw Goes Gaga Over Evia Simon's Butt (Photos) by OohMpa: 1:10pm On Jan 25, 2015
SportsRe: The NBA Begins by OohMpa: 10:05am On Jan 24, 2015
SIRcumalot:
I won't be surprise if Klay gets it.
[color=#808000]He should....

Ooh Mpa watched that 3rd quarter and he's like shocked

THE SPLASH!!!!!'cool[/color]

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RomanceRe: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by OohMpa: 6:07pm On Jan 23, 2015
[color=#808000]11.The most important for a player.....angry

Ooh Mpa replaces the pictures of the last visitor in the sitting room and bedroom with her own
She'll be proud angry[/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: This Is Probably A Bad Idea! by OohMpa: 5:57pm On Jan 23, 2015
RomanceRe: The Lie I Told by OohMpa: 2:58pm On Jan 23, 2015
divAnnie:
I told him I was a twin and other crazy stuffs. He would call me and I would make double voices, one 4 me
[color=#808000]See as you resemble 3 people for your dp....
You be DVD? angry[/color]
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Vs Iyanya,who Rocked The Boss Look Better - [PHOTOS] by OohMpa: 6:04pm On Jan 20, 2015
[color=#808000]How's this our frovlem? angry

Somewhere in the north, an aböki is trying to[/color] "stavilise gloval fump frice"

[color=#808000]Now, that's a frovlem angry[/color]
FamilyRe: How Virginity Almost Destroyed My Marriage - Thanks To Nlanders by OohMpa:
[color=#808000]NL chicks, now you see why we players have been pleaching.....angry

The painful bwest was caused by too much milk in boöbsie which wasn't let out.... angry angry
We NL guys plomise free böob suck for evely lady on Nl, no hidden charges. Plomo luns till February 29th.....angry

Say no to milky bwest angry[/color]
RomanceRe: You Deserve Better!! by OohMpa: 10:14pm On Jan 19, 2015
icebebe:
Any man or woman that decides to be a coward
and cheat than be honest and say they want out of
a relationship in which they are either tired of, or
are unhappy in,...doesn't deserve anyone's respect
to my own perspective though. Buh I cud be
wrong....
So grow up ladies and stop supporting bullsh!t.
You want to kill yourself for him, simply because he
is tall, dark and handsome? Wake up, looks can be
deceptive. If he constantly slings dirt at you, take
the bull by the horn and do the needful......just
because he is handsome doesn't give him the right
to act like some crazy quasi-god!.
Just because he's the father of your child and not
your legally married husband, you don't have to
keep up with his crap (afterall he aint legally
married to you).
Just because you "think" he's the one, it doesn't
justify your sleepless nights when he's being 'the
one' to someone else.
Just because you've spent years together and you
think you can't find someone else doesn't give him
the right to trample over your emotions and
happiness.
Just because he thinks he's too hot for planet earth
doesn't mean you should put up with his bullsh!ty
overbearing attitude. There's someone out there
who's waiting for that one chance to compliment
you, appreciate your efforts, to love you much
more than you'd ever love them and to treat you
like the queen of his universe.
If you are in a relationship whereby, he treats you
worse then a leper.......my dear kindly:;Make a
choice, stop holding on to pain and embrace the
fact that he's incapable of loving anyone but
himself.
Seriously, Don't settle for less anyone!
Life's too short to cry over someone. Stop jumping
the fence for him, knowing too well that he'll never
cross a gutter for you. Stop trying to catch who
does'nt want to be caught. Know they worth!
[color=#808000]Ok...We hear you. Do you have flat tummy? angry[/color]
TV/MoviesRe: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by OohMpa: 10:32pm On Jan 18, 2015
nekkii:
Just can't wait 4 season 7 to come out next week.... loving damon kiss
[color=#808000]Which galaxy are you flom? angry[/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by OohMpa: 8:23am On Jan 16, 2015
[color=#808000]How's this our plobrem? angry

Somewhere in the west, a Yoluba man is aggressively using "H" in "H-onour" and "H-elicopter"

Now that's a plobrem angry angry angry[/color]
RomanceRe: ADVICE NEEDED: I Dont Undestand My Girlfriend by OohMpa: 9:59pm On Jan 15, 2015
[color=#808000]Girl @ 17 where hormones dey slap am left and right na, come get bf, na she you wan keep virgin till mallage angry

Guys that don't fück their babes eventually fall out with them becourse:
1) She finds you boring and she made it known with the chats. If you let am give you one head, your spilit go leave you, come back anew. Then you go by default find new spice for the lerashunseep to keep momentum. Trust ooh Mpa, it works angry

2) She dey balaa another person. She still dey flex with you cos say she need sumting or for pirry angry

Ooh Mpa can bet his future flat tummy wife say your babe hymën dey miss and it wasn't caused by twerking angry angry[/color]
RomanceRe: 14 Things We Wish Our Girlfriends Knew by OohMpa: 12:11pm On Jan 15, 2015
chidiezeh:
14. That when a Man says HE “LOVES YOU”,He does. “I Love You” are the 3 hardest words that a man can ever say. Ever! And if a man ever says those 3 words to You,believe him. He is serious. Do not doubt it. Never doubt it. Those words are very very powerful. Coming from a man. Better believe him
[color=#808000]Dechandel....Ooh Mpa loves you
Marieolae.....Ooh Mpa roves you
Chimkaire.....Ooh Mpa roves you
Zeemor....Ooh Mpa roves you
Xsenga.....Ooh Mpa roves you
Vivly.....Ooh Mpa roves you smiley smiley

And to ooh Mpa's 6gfs he sent Rove message last night, 3 fliends with benefits, friendzoners, maganizers, boöty calls, Tika Sumpter, Meagan Good, Megan Fox and the numerous exes...... Ooh Mpa still roves all of you cry

So hard to say embarassed
*cries, blows nose and exits thread*




angry angry angry angry angry[/color]
RomanceRe: My GF Bought Me A New Iphone6 (PICS) by OohMpa: 2:20pm On Jan 14, 2015
[color=#808000]Person put fake iPhone 6, people dey conglaturate imaginary gf.... angry

So una never see real iPhone 6 before? angry angry

Nailarand sha cry[/color]
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Best Line In A Movie? by OohMpa: 11:02am On Jan 14, 2015
[color=#808000]Ezekiel 25:17


"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is
he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the
weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's
keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down
upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who
would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will
know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee[/color]


Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) cool

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