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[color=#808000]Roland17 right now...[/color]

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A40:
Westbrook and Durant displayed very little class in the previous round

[color=#808000]Do you mean this Westbrook?

Game 1 - 24pts 11assists
Game 2 - 19pts 6 assists
Game 3 - 26pts 15 assists
Game 4 - 25pts 15 assists
Game 5 - 36pts 9 assists

OR Durant's 26ppg? Surely his twin, no?

OR the fact that the Thunder only loss was by 1 point while their average win was 23points?

What were you expecting? A sweep and each player dropping 30 every game?[/color]

justmine:
Latrice told TMZ Hollywood Sports the athlete’s recognition was a ‘sign from God’ that she should pursue modelling

[color=#808000]When God heard his name...[/color]


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Mizzzbeee:
Here is a rundown on Draymond's stats,
Pts. 1131, Reb's 769, Asst's 598, Blk's 113, Stl's 120 .

Kawhi's stats, Pts. 1523, Reb 493, Asst 186, Blk 71, stl 128.

Draymond also did something special and is the only one since 1973 to have 1000 pts, 500 reb's 500 asst's, 100 blks and 100 steals in one season.

I don't see Kawhi as being any better his stats are no where near Draymond's !!

Dude is the only player in the league that guards 1 - 5, and does a great job doing it.

Kawhi is a great defender for 1-3 but not super speedy 1s. Dray is more versital. But defensive award is going to go to a player from the team with the historic level defense.

Tnx for doing us a favour tho! An angry Draymond is what we need right now I expect him to have 35rebounds 25 steals 43blocks and whoever he is defending scoring 0points #c.l.d

[color=#808000]Baby, you're pitting a PF/centre with a small forward.

Surely, his stats would be better than Leonard's both in rebounds and blocks. If you use that logic, then Howard is better defensively than Green, no?

The closest way to measure their defense is usually the defensive +/-, defensive win shares, opponent paint and FG and also PIE(Player Impact Estimate)

In defensive rating - Kawhi averaged 94.9 points per 100 possessions while Green was 97.5

In defensive win shares - Kawhi had 0.071 and Green had 0.065

Opponent paint - Kawhi was 27, Green about 31

Opponent FG - Kawhi also led, same as Opponent's Points off turnovers and 2nd chance points

PIE - is the single most influential. Had one of the highest of the season 17 thereabouts. Green, about 13

His team allowed 99pts when Kawhi's off the floor. That reduces by 5 points to 94 when he's brought back in. Meanwhile, Green's is barely 2.5 or so.

The stats are a bore sure but represents why He's better at defending than Green. Spurs defense suffers when he doesn't play: The loss to Clippers, 113 points conceded to Lakers and Phoenix. Oh baby, dem yapa.

Green deserves a DPOY but most definitely didn't edge out Kawhi this year, love[/color]

edwife:
The things we celebrate nowadays...*sighs*

What is there to be proud of? What's wrong with these youths?

[color=#808000]Swear say your mama no dey plegnant before she marry...

Everybody makes mistakes of which you might have done worse. Because you got married before you got pregnant doesn't mean you should castigate others. They might be happier than your family, you just don't know.

There are worse things in life e.g. Child abandonment, single parenthood, abortion, giving up for adoption, etc.

P.S Mind your business...[/color]

[color=#808000]Facetime - 250 euros
Data plan - 8000 naira
IPhone - 200000 naira


Vaseline - 100 naira


Maheeda, is it fair?[/color]



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Mynd44:
I agree on the wins but I will give the Warriors and Grizzlies a game each

Clippers 4-0

I dont care about the east. Whichever team emerges fron the east is going to lose the finals anyway

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa fit bet one of his testicles say Grizzlies no go carry one game. Every other team can in this round but seriously doubt Spurs will let them take one.

In fact, if Spurs let Grizzlies take one, then Thunder will oust them
In fact, the average margin per game would be about 20pts
In fact, Kawhi and Aldridge will average less than 30 mins a game
In fact, in fact....[/color]

SIRcumalot:
Toronto go reach 2nd round this time,
this team is much stronger.

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa got two matchups that might swing both ways: Pacers/Raptors and Celtics/Hawks

But Ooh Mpa thinks Pacers are deeper and better defensively. Anyway, if Pacers win one in Toronto, this round is pretty much dusted.[/color]

[color=#808000]East predictions:

Cavaliers (4) vs Pistons (0)
Raptors (2) vs Pacers (4)
Heat (4) vs Hornets (2)
Hawks (4) vs Celtics (3)


West predictions:

Warriors (4) vs Rockets (0)
Spurs (4) vs Grizzlies (0)
Thunder (4) vs Mavericks (2)
Clippers (4) vs Blazers (3)[/color]

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa hardly sheds a tear. The only sordid moment he did was when his close friend died in a fire incident..

Ooh Mpa tuned to Kobe's last game with no expression whatsoever. Let him see an icon play his last moments. Kobe began his usual M.O, missing shots after shots. That wouldn't stir up anything in Ooh Mpa but it did. The whole crowd cheered for him and the shots started falling. All of a sudden, a tear droplet fell from the sides of ooh Mpa's eyes. Ooh Mpa used his hands to check if it was water, but droplets increased to drops. Ooh Mpa couldn't explain...

Thank you, Kobe for always using your name when Ooh Mpa was a kid. "Kobe" and he shoots....
Thank you, Kobe for the 81 point game. Ooh Mpa never left his seat 10 years ago
Thank you, Kobe for 62 points in 3 quarters. Ooh Mpa remembered like it were yesterday
Thank you, Kobe for the 5 rings, 6 60+pt games, 25 50+ games
Thank you Kobe for the impression you left at the arena. It's unbelievable...

With love from a basketball fan [/color]

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[color=#808000]Mama: Ooh Mpa, who be this? You bring house girl for me. My son is doing well

Ooh Mpa: Mama, no she's my wife

Mama: What did you say?

Ooh Mpa: I said she's my...

Mom: [/color]

Skywalker5:
I don't think the warriors can break that record but we will see. The warriors are a good team but i won't say great. This warrior's game is one direction.Three points. Look at what happened when they played against the Lakers. Curry will be regarded as a three point great because that what he is doing all the time. I like his game but you should understand that other teams are not dumb. They will find a way to shut Klay and Curry down very soon. They can't keep relying on Three points

[color=#808000]The Lakers won that game cos the warriors underestimated them. Simple...

It wasn't about the 3 Point game. Their turnovers were too high and the Lakers capitalized on it. Ooh Mpa can bet his life savings that there's minimal game plan to play the Lakers. You guys should stop with the dependence on 3 point shooting arguments

Bucks beat them in the paint game
Nuggets capitalized on their errors
Portland, well Curry didn't play defence on Lillard
Pistons played the dominant center game

4 of their 6 losses are against teams that won't make the playoffs while they've not lost to the top 5 teams in either conference. Doesn't that say a lot?

These are the facts:
1) Warriors lead the league in assists at 29+ per game. It's a team game such that they move the ball even if the key players are underwhelming. Watch last night's game and see what warriors did when Curry's shooting was abysmal.

2) Warriors are 7th in paint, yes paint. 40% of their points come from that rectangle. The remaining 60% are shared between free throws, 2 point and 3 point shots. How's that reliance on 3pts?

3) Curry leads the league in paint percentage at 68%. Digest that in. His efficiency is better than all the centers and even Lebron. That's LeBron main bulk of points (3rd in league) with his poor 3pt shooting (28%) and still averages 25ppg. Curry bests him in his own game, a 45% 3pt shooter, 91% FT shooter and 51% FG accuracy. You don digest am? Does he look like he'll be worried if the 3pt line will be wiped off?

Warriors would probably not break the record considering they need to go 16-3 in their last 19 with 3 of those against Spurs. OKC sef still dey there ooo.

A warriors fan once said he fears when warriors plays 76ers than against Spurs, lol. Remember 76ers almost won them.
Please, bros, na still 3pt warriors dey use win? [/color]

[color=#808000]The face lalasticlala makes when he sees Olajumoke... [/color]

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Donlittle:
If anyone thinks the east would beat GSW, you are crazy. Besides curry, Klay, and Andre, no one really showed up on the offensive end, and they did that. Green had a terrible night

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa won't agree on the Green part. Sure he didn't score as he should but check the remaining stats

14 rebounds, 14 dimes, 6 steals, 4 blocks and the highest +/- differential of the game

He forced Westbrook and Durant into a couple of turnovers especially in the clutch period. His offensive rebounds were priceless, remember he's the one that got Curry's miss to Klay for the tie in OT. His stats that led to points would surpass Andre and Klay efficacy. He's easily the 3rd best player on the court after Curry and Durant. Make una leave points...[/color]

TruthMustBeTold:
samsung wud surely overshadow its nearest competitor in the Android world which is LG coz when it comes to marketing & advertising,only Apple can rival Samsung,Mark Zuckerberg,Facebook owner & d sixth most richest person in d world was even there to launch one of Samsung's VR series yday..u know what that mean? LG should ve waited till today or pro'ly 2mao like Sony to launch d G5 or maybe wait till April like HTC with d M10 ..HTC made d same mistake last year too..launching d M9 d same day s6 & s6 edge was launched but they've learnt their lesson i guess..

[color=#808000]Lol...

HTC didn't flop because it's launched the same time as S6. It flopped cos of the phone was generally a flop.
It had too many deal breakers:

-Overheated
-Poor battery life
-same screen since m7
-Poor camera performance
-delayed software updates
-material flaws, etc

HTC is taking their time this year not to repeat the same mistakes but they might already be late. The only phone capable of going neck to neck with Samsung this year in the Android platform is G5...

In innovation and new features, G5 trumps the S series
In design and software, Samsung wins hands down

G5 design won't be to everyone's taste unlike S7 and the gorgeous edge. But in general, G5 is better. That won't outsell Samsung in the Android platform and both won't outsell Apple of course but it's a step in the right direction[/color]

kliq:
Rondo might still not make the reserves talking about PG's in the west

[color=#808000]Thunder fire you...

In fact if Demarcus gets shortlisted and Rondo isn't, Cousins should boycott the game. Wetin Kings and Knicks have done this season is amazing[/color]

Roland17:
The Cavs and Lebron understand the window of opportunity is closing with Lebron and Blatt does not exactly provide that assertiveness or technical intelligence the Cavs need, the roaster is deficient if it ever hopes to compete with the west, I don't exactly think it's about how they lost to the Warriors, this has been coming.
Ummmmm. For those questioning Rondo this season, abeg make una dey try follow other teams, no be only una favorite teams, this is not the Rondo of the Mavs but with the Kings..Rondo has been terrific this season, his combination with cousins has produced results...the stats are there...I no wan talk too much..
The result of the All Star voting is what happens when fans have power, how ever I am still in support of fans voting after all the all star games is all about showing gratitude to the fans...this is the only year I did not vote..

[color=#808000]You top your conference with a well respectable margin over the 2nd, your record against the West is impressive. And your record is the 4th best this season then you play Warriors....

Ooh Mpa thinks it's the perfect opportunity to oust Blatt to please Lebron.

Your own better. Ooh Mpa wey vote only see 4 players for the starters. Na Bryant own dey vex him pass[/color]

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa met this fine busty babe for one club for Gwagwalada. See them stems, no cellulite. The nyash ehn, na the one person dey construct for Corel Draw. Put Vera Sedika, Toolz, Huddah, Corazon nyashes together, e no reach. Trust ooh Mpa!!!

The girl is an olosho AKA awusa ashawo AKA ego no na ukwu nwanyi Owerre AKA sex worker but e no concern Ooh Mpa. Her name is gift, the nyash is truly a gift

Ooh Mpa and this girl start dating. Ooh Mpa thief her heart goes. She is a good girls, always cooking, and a very great kisser. Just one frovlem: SHE SAY NO TO PREMARITAL SEX!!!

So Ooh Mpa vexes and go talks to her. Ooh Mpa got some needs that must be fulfilled especially with that German juice. Ooh Mpa reach there and ask hotel Secretary where Gift is. Secretary say she upstairs with customer. Ooh Mpa wait for 35 mins, listening to her scleaming "Faster, faster OMG, Chimoo" and the man shouting "Gift gift ooooo"

When she finally comes down, akamu was on her mouth. Ooh Mpa wipe it off and then we talks. See what she say:

"You know, ooh Mpa (rubs his head), I don't practice fornication. It's against my religion and beliefs. I'm a born again Christian. If I sleep with you, I'll sin against you and against God and our union will be built on deceit. My body is the temple of God"


Please ADVICE!!!! [/color]

[color=#808000]You think it's easy putting "top 3"and "all time" together?

When you start with The The Shawshank Redemption, you suddenly remember "The Godfather 1" and then Pulp Fiction

You beam with smiles and think all is laid to rest
Then like footsteps, the names keep coming, hitting you in all corners, taking you far back to the time you love them the most. You then feel betrayed, cheated and thrown around by what you couldn't control

What happens to Hannibal Lecter's Silence Of The Lambs?
Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects?
Inglorious Basterds?
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind...
Wolf Of Wall Street...
Back To The Future
The cartoon, How To Train Your Dragon
Inside Out, Imitation Game, Leon The Professional, Inception, Saving Private Ryan, Shutter Island, Truman Show, 3 idiots, Mad Max: Fury Road, Hachiko, Memento, Heath ledger and Dark Knight .Arggghhh....

Forrest Gump

No Sir, Ooh Mpa won't be cheated [/color]

[color=#808000]Holup, just holup.

She say it's accident and Ooh Mpa can exprain...

She call father and say "Where's Bobby, His number not pick and I call you" Father say he's not home and will comes back tomorrow. Sister then says she'll goes to their house and stay there till he comes back tomollow"
ACCIDENT NUMBER ONE

Then she stay in the house with only bornshot and bra cos she feels hot. Father only likes boxcars cos it's his house. She then goes to bathroom but the door not open so she push, pull, push, pull but e no opens..

She go calls Father to help. He push, pull, push, pull, e no open. They decide do it together with bornshot girl in front and boxcar dad in back. So they push, pull, push, pull then SUDDENLY the nail holding the door tear her bornshot and pant together. Very strong nail. The father moves back small but step on banana peel, he then slips and somersaulted up with boxcars out cos it's oversize. He land for bed

Sister with no pant also touch banana and somersaulted to land inside father prick. But gum was inside and sticked both toto and prick together. She tries remove it, up down, up down till she screams "Jesus, inside inside". After 45 mins, Jesus answer and gum comoted. She then thanked father and left

She sent pic as mistake cos father name and Bobby name the same

Ah swear [/color]

[color=#808000]When you consider the movies you watched last year, Iyore and Lunchtime Heroes shouldn't be on your top ten. Those movies were shitty for OohMpa, probably his opinion though.

And "Fifty", mehn maybe because OohMpa has never liked Mo's movies. Her projects don't speak to me at all. Then again, OohMpa's opinion...

Oko Ashewo.... You can't leave your seat for nothing. Thanks for some tips, OohMpa will watch them

Add the movie runtime to your posts and the year of release would fit better as a parenthesis beside the movie name

Finally, get a blog [/color]

[color=#808000]Smh, Curry doesn't know basketball is 4 quarters

The guy go just drop like 25 for 3rd tell coach say hin no wan play. He's done it 5 times already this season and hasn't played 7 4th quarters out of 20 games. Shouldn't that be illegal?

Then this one, he almost forget, look time "5 minutes left. Let me drop 24pts and rest joor" Just like that, 40pts on 18 shots...

Chai, he doesn't respect this game at all [/color]

[color=#808000]Victoria, you're perfect...[/color]

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kestolove95:
End Time pre wedding pix, ar dey ibos? Cox God needs to forgv dem and all ibos

[color=#808000]*checks dp*

Babe, Ooh Mpa has seen you somewhere before...

There's a fine babe with hips like figure 8, nyash like onions and boobsie like water melon. She was wearing high waist pants and fitted blouse. Damn, she's beautiful and the cameltoe was astonishing. She's buying oranges and the way she bent down...JESU!!!








You were the Orange seller. Don't lie. Ah catch you [/color]

[color=#808000]A wise one (Vince Masuka) once said these powerful words:[/color]

"When it comes to matters of the heart, always follow your dïck"

[color=#808000]Guys dey mumu sha

Instead of him to throws the ring to her when she's cooked in kitchen and say "Babe, marry me next month" and walk out like a man.

Now, all these girls that want lomantic will be looking for men that will plopose on top of jet by 11:59pm with Jason Derulo singing "Will you Marry me" and John Legend plays the pianoo. Then, she'll wait for poem and one chinhuaha will come with the ring. Then she'll scleamed "Argghhhh, YESSSSSS!!!!" Her FATHER!!!


P.S Why he no grab nyash while hugging. He gay?[/color]

[color=#808000]Who put Ooh Mpa's whip for NL?

No be you come see the gardener, Afeez
And you snap the gateman's G Class for here...

Afeez dey find you, hin dey find hin Tecno Tablet [/color]

kliq:
The Mavs got punked

[color=#808000]The guy look Mavs, na one 37 year old wey dey there, no PG, no SG, no C. Look Clippers, with The Truth wey dey come team plus Griffin and CP3


No be jazz do am, na common sense[/color]

Roland17:
Getting Aldridge definitely improves the Spurs offense with some youth, energy and experience all in one but same can not be said about his defense, despite his length, size and wing span Aldridge is one of the worst low post defenders for his position in the league, i expect his numbers to fall because of the style of offense the Spurs play, or should I say the Spurs don't necessarily need him to score tons to win games, there are no primary scorers in that team compared to his previous team the Blazers.

Good thing he is playing for arguably the best coach in the league, his persona fits the Spurs ideology and he can learn a lot from Pop and the three hall of famers in that roaster.

[color=#808000]Lol. Ooh Mpa thinks his offense is why spurs got him not defense.

The Spurs defense never clicked against Clippers. They're running on old legs (Duncan) throughout that series and the missing 2 of the "big 3" really showed their lazy bones. We want Spurs of 2012 - 2014 season back and Ooh mpa is really optimistic in this new lineup.

Aldridge can't even stop a teddy but he got the best covering for him: Duncan and Leonard even West. He's brought in to ease Duncan's play under the rim. Giving he's a double double machine any day shows you Pop no come play this season at all

Warriors, OKC and Spurs will run riot in the west. Blazers and probably Mavericks might drop for Pelicans and an underdog maybe Lakers. This is why Ooh mpa dey pity teams like Suns, dem no get option to be in this war zone

But Cavs will have an easy ride in the east if all players are injury free. Bulls second and the others will continue to play back and forth. Na this conference Ooh Mpa dey call "TenTen Conference" [/color]

[color=#808000]She is veli cheap...
So she fvck one guy for a full year only to leceive alert once a year for rent? She fvck another only to leceive monthly alert for shopping?
This is what Ooh Mpa calls Dumb Olosho. No basic entrepreneurial skills
Ooh Mpa is highly disappointed [/color]

[color=#808000]Nigerians are very hustleful people

We gladuate flom erectiön tlekking to sleep on road

This is very lucrative, ooh mpa tells you. You bollow rag from Iya Musira, dig head into sand and walk like zoombie till you find one estate where camelas prenty

You call your guy, snap snap and uproad for NL. Governor sees pinshure and like that you be millionaire [/color]

[color=#808000]Nothing wrong with it at all

If she got big boobsie, you sit inside while she seated outside. You leach pothole, you tell okada man to ride on pothole fastly fastly, then you feel those melon area cucumber boobsies rubbing you with elect nipple
Arrgggh...so sweet

But when she got biggest batty, the size of Kim+Nicki+Amber+Blac Chyna
You just stay behind, position your Johnny to lecieve amazing dichotomy when you enter pothole. You also feel laps

What a way to finish your day [/color]

[color=#808000]Poster you lie

She first told waitress she wants to eat Meatpie. Waitress say they don't serve meatpie. You know what she say next "If you don't has Meatpie, give me snacks" Walai Talai Ooh Mpa personally saws this

But before the man leaved, Ooh Mpa see Ladyboss1 go buy take away to put the lemaining food and fork. She for carry plate join but lestaurant no gree

This is the tluth, whole tluth and nothing but the tluth [/color]

[color=#808000]Don't blame her

You lemember what they say about women names? Your papa give you name according to what hin no fit buy e.g. Diamond Amaechi, Gold Osibanjo, School fees Mbrakpor, Xmas clothes Buhari, etc

And you see name as[/color] Fanta [color=#808000]and you blame her for finding man with diamond? Impossibru [/color]