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[color=#808000]Veli veli encoulaging lestaurant. If you eat here everyday, how will you catch high broad plessure or obesity?






Hope they serve Vaseline as dessert? [/color]

[color=#808000]So you convert your friend birthday party to engagement party plus you mix ketchup with water

Nwanne m, write your Igbo name here [/color]

[color=#808000]Mr, when you go to bank or you fill form, what do you see?


Relationship - Single or Married

Do you see any option for engage to married?
Lubbish [/color]

[color=#808000]Lady, why you believes her?

Why you think it's sleeping pill? Maybe she open leg, start fück and then start sleep like wood. Thelesa does this sometimes

And what make you think it's virgin blood? She can be seeing monthly peliod with veli serious pain. Melissa does this sometimes

And you come with short gown to show the guy for him to be doing cinema? Even Patricia can't try such

If you say she's saying tluth, why will she slap the boy? That's man abuse The boy is tlying to check if you lie. We boys are disciplined, we open, we insert, we confirm. Kick against virgin indiscipline, impersonation and kwarapshion

She should go back with flowers and beg that fine looking good man. Rubbish [/color]

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[color=#808000]Plus Curry had 98 three pointers in the post season. An average of 4.7 threes
Let's not kid ourselves, he already broke his season record.
He'll break multiple double digit threes in a season (held by Smith)
He'll break Ray Allen's three pointers record ceteris paribus
He probably might break Mamba's no of three pointers in a game (12 currently)
In fact anybody that breaks his post season record if not him should be given MVP twice



LeBron disappointed Ooh Mpa. After proclaiming his throne, Ooh Mpa was expecting stats like this:
50 points, 10/12 3 pt, 19 rebounds, 15 assists, 9steals, 8 blocks, 0 TO...[/color]

ANYONE WHO SAYS HE'S A KING ISN'T REALLY A KING (Tyrell Lannister 2014)

CONGRATS DUBS!!!

Mynd44:
Slap all you want but when a player shoots 38 times and has 40 shots, he needs to start thinking of bringing others into the game. You cannot be having low percentage and keep shooting like you are the only person in the court.

[color=#808000]Smith averages 13 shots this series and doesn't make up to 5. Shumpert almost that amount and Ooh Mpa can bet most of the missed shots were given by LeBron. At least he makes up to 44% of his shots keeping the game close. Those ones he passes to that don't make up to 30%, he should make it for them too?[/color]

He can have all the triple double he wants but what does that do for his team in the series?

[color=#808000]Those triple doubles are keeping the Cavs in a close contest. Without his 37+ points, 8+ assists and 3+ offensive rebounds, this series should have been done for[/color]

You have a player who goes out to make statements like "we will win because I am the beat player on the planet" and you call him a team player? That statement alone makes it seem like it is him playing against the Warriors.

[color=#808000]Yeah, he made a reckless statement which should be your problem with him not his plays. Who knows LeBron as humble? [/color]

As for your saying that the only team that can beat the Warriors is the Jordan team, I will love to put this present Warriors team against the Pistons of 2003. With Hamilton, both Wallaces, Taysun Prince and Billups

[color=#808000]Go back and read...

Ooh Mpa said the only player with a Cavs roster doing what LeBron is doing now is Jordan. Pistons have a full squad, you have a 4x defensive player of the year, a 4x all star, a 5x all star and a 3x all star. Granted they're average players but they led their team to 6 consecutive conference finals[/color]

[color=#808000]Pinshure of her sitting at your table or Adonbilivit

Pinshure of the boys shake head to decline the free drinks or Adonbilivit

Pinshure of the boys leaving the table or Dontfuckinbilivit

Pinshure of her mouth when she say 1million or Dontfuckinbilivit

Pinshure of your mouth wide open when you hear 1million or Dontfuckinbilivit

Pinshure of her touching belly to show plegnancy or Adonbilivit

Finally, Scllenshot of the contact on phone or Youbemumu [/color]

Mynd44:
As for the people talking about MVP, it is possible and Lebron is playing well but LeBron is not playing with his team dammit. I will rather give MVP to someone (even if they lost) who played well and tried to play with his team. This is not a one man sport.

We all said Kobe Bryant is selfish but Lebron takes it a notch higher in his aim to be seen as "Greatest"

[color=#808000]Another slapping comment....

So his 8.8 assists this series is being selfish?
His two triple doubles is being selfish?
Wetin you want from the guy?
Do you know any player with this kind of team that'll be neck to neck with the warriors? Only person Ooh Mpa can think of is Jordan. Westbrook was all for the numbers in the regular season which wasn't winning him games but you're seeing LeBron and you're...

If Love and Kyrie were there, his numbers would reduce. The burden of the team is on him and the other players have not given their fraction to the team. Shumpert and Smith dey play like D-league players, Mozgov as well as Delly has been off and on. His finals experience and sacrifice has contributed to the 2 wins. Even his 43 minutes per game is a testament

When Pippen with Rodman got injured and Jordan was left all alone, he had 10 triple doubles in 12 games. Even Kobe carried his team when chips were down but not like LeBron

Ooh Mpa won't say he's played well this series, if anything he's been above average but to come up with that selfish tag is just not right, bro[/color]

addempsea:
i think james should win finals mvp even if the cavs don't win. He has been hellova player in this series.

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[color=#808000]What do you mean? So Iggy isn't a " hellover" player this series? Or curry these past 3 games?
If the guy no win ring, NBA no go give am. Sorry we don't run a pity party

Why would Delly give Curry an inch of space? He loves to live dangerously at such a critical quarter. Just look at that cross over and splash. Crazy plunker [/color]

Mynd44:
A "One man team" ain't all bad Kobe proved that but Lebron has Irving for goodness sake.

[color=#808000]What are you saying?

Kobe had Shaq in the three peat and Gasol in the last two. When Gasol left, he's either swept or never made playoffs.

NBA isn't a one man army[/color]

[color=#808000]Lebron pulled a Harden

You keep the team going but that particular clutch time, you decide to miss the shot and then go 1/3 with 2 silly TOs

Curry had the backup, loved that crossover though[/color]

[color=#808000]It's hereeeee!!!![/color]

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[color=#808000]Poster, don't you dare blake up with that chick

The sister hurted you not with boy, not with girl but with boy and girl. It's time for the Levenge

When knacking, follow the syllables "YOUR EL-DER SIS-TER CHEAT-ED ON ME" back and forth. Rest for 5 secs, then do again with the rhythm of the syllable. You fit add her name plus sister

"E-KA-E-TTE, YOUR EL-DER SIS-TER, O-SA-YO-MWAN-BO CHEAT-ED ON ME"

Her father [/color]

A40:
Kyrie can't stop a nosebleed. I suspect they would switch Lebron on Curry and try to see if his size would throw him off balance. Not sure that's going to work anyway

[color=#808000]Better defensive players have squared up against him: The Brow, Allen most especially

It didn't slow him down from knocking a clutch three pointer in game 3 first round...
It didn't stop him in game 6 in the second round and certainly Lebron won't stop him

The best Cavs tactic is to slow his pace and try not to give him space for those jumpers. Let him work by attacking the paint or spread play to other players. Shumpert might be the best on him.

Ooh Mpa wants to see a game 7, to any of them really. These 2 players have been the most outstanding this post season and surely deserve the ring. Ooh Mpa will most likely go with the Dubs. 40 years is a long wait, mate[/color]

[color=#808000]Pinshure another guy hit her bootay flom behind.. Kpa Kpa Kpa

He now see one guy pinshure with mouth open like he sucking you while you kpa kpa kpa
That is oral doggïe


No man will wanted that. She go join reverend sister church sharp sharp [/color]

Donlittle:
no michael jordan? Thats an interesting list

[color=#808000]He's starting[/color]

[color=#808000]Line Up: Magic Johnson (PG)
Kobe Bryant (SG)
The Dream (C)
Michael Jordan (PF)
T-Mac (SF)


Bench: LeBron James (PF)
Tim Duncan (C/F)
Allen Iverson (SF) 6th man
John Stockton (PG)
Shaquille O'Neal (C)


Didn't see Kareem, Wilt or Larry Bird so fück em [/color]

[color=#808000]Tohpahz got the bwain, veli veli clever gyal Ooh Mpa must say...

But Twaci's voice reminds Ooh Mpa of Priscilla first murmur when receive her first dickotomy

Confused, ooh Mpa is

One more deciding factor lemains - Boobsie
Who got the bigger boobsie, raise up your hand and Ooh Mpa ga tuo down

#Terms and condition apply[/color]

[size=20pt][color=#808000]AIPETE!!!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!![/size][/color]

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Idowuogbo:
Lmao! Werey! Jokes aside, shey you know na condition make others get chance pass this babe she? If dem polish this babe wella, trust me guys go queue for milkshake. REAL TALK# her pictures says a lot about her person and I dig that person.

[color=#808000]OohMpa dey joke? He voted for her na


God in his infinite wisdom and mercy gave ooh Mpa a supernatural eye that sees beyond the paint and clothes. As Ooh Mpa dey look you, hin dey see you like Eve before she chop apple.

Put Aipete for Eden, Adam go chop her own apple till hin go yo..

You no dey see the eyes?
The smile?
The contours?
The expression?

Commmmeeee on, Aipete give it to ooh Mpa hardddddd [/color]

Idowuogbo:
Yayyyyy!!!!!!
*dancing Nzogbu nzogbu,eyinmba!

Go Aipete2!!! You can do it! [

[color=#808000]If she no win, ooh Mpa riots......

Check out those stems and clogs, you think it's easy to look that beautiful? Make Jega try lubbish and he'll meet Orubebe[/color]

[color=#808000]F*ck it


Aipete2 must win it or we riot.....

Aipete ka anyi ga eso, ma o na-eje, ma o na lala, Aipete ka anyi ga eso

CC NLJega[/color]

[color=#808000]Clippers just made it easy for Warriors to get to the finals. Rubbish


Warriors in 5
Hawks in 7 (If Uncle Drew continues playing like a rookie[/color]

[color=#808000]Foolish bwoi
There is formura that works well well, 99.69% tlust Ooh Mpa

If she say she is virgin, add 2 boys
If she say she is no virgin but was raped, add 3 boys
If she say she only feck once, add 4 boys + 1 histoly of aborntion


If she say she only feck once + no sex till mallage, nitori olorun, add 6 boys + 2 histoly of aborntion + one histoly of doggie

Thank ooh Mpa later [/color]

[color=#808000]Not only give head, she must:
1) Lick the tip of the shaft at an angle of 45° while the head is tilted south. One single lick at an interval of 15 secs

2) Sing Woju and play All of me with that instrument or else....

3) Take that testicle like lollipop and taste and see that the Lord is good

Do this even and he'll even buy you a ring even [/color]

[color=#808000]Ahha, the story part......

There are 2 reasons why girls want a story:
a) She desires your sense of humor. She wants to hear your diction, the thrill in the voice, your cliffhangers if any and probably your accent even if they deny that part

b) She wants the anaconda and wants the story to be the guide to the first move

For a), Ooh Mpa characteristically tells the fiction of both of them, how they met, problems they accounted, cheating, makeup, wedding, kids etc. He creates a worthy beginning of how they met, fits in some Akpors jokes about both of them, then the sad part and of course happily ever after like Telemundo. The real names are used

E.g It's just another boring day for ooh Mpa as he dragged his feet grudgingly to his one room apartment, listening to beetles classic while thinking if his day would go different. It's at this time, he turned his head and saw something wonderful: She's standing there at the BRT bustop, wearing a double breasted jacket, high waist pants and a dark stiletto. He paused his stride and gazed at a wonder. He watched as the wind danced around her hair, the way she.............
He walked up to her, seconds turned to minutes, minutes to days in his head. Finally, he said............

For b) She's looking for something ërotic, more 50 shades than Titanic. While ooh Mpa narrates, he demonstrates with his hand,

E.g. Fill in the example yasef

#Sai[/color]