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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mp-infrastructure Aptitude Test by Oooops(op): 8:15am On Aug 01, 2015
harsysky:
70 questions - 1 hour..... I think if u dnt knw anyone, just leave it. Cos the marking scheme I saw on mine was ( my score/Total I answered multiplied by 100). So, I scored 36, failed 32 I.e, 36/68 *100= 51....%. Goodluck
Am yet to take mine.... haven't had the opportunity due to work load and bad internet... perhaps I'll do it at night. Hoping for the best. But it seems people they invited for this assessment are not so many.... Lets hope at d end of the day the cut of mark is reduced....'Goodluck my brother
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mp-infrastructure Aptitude Test by Oooops(op): 12:11pm On Jul 31, 2015
who has attempted to tk d testhuh for me the password nor dey work oh.... Please anyone that has taken the test should let us know how far... Anyonehuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mp-infrastructure Aptitude Test by Oooops(op): 4:53am On Jul 31, 2015
slimz10:
Na wa for una o.please share the name of the company for subsequent application by other peoples.
Thanks.
Company name is the title of the thread na.... MP-Infrastructure...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mp-infrastructure Aptitude Test by Oooops(op): 7:44pm On Jul 30, 2015
flywheel:
Check ur sent email history, I'm sure its one of the Graduate entry level jobs u applied
I be don dey fear say na only me waka come...

please who has idea about the online test and how it goeshuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mp-infrastructure Aptitude Test by Oooops(op): 7:08pm On Jul 30, 2015
Is there no one with me on this!?? mhen!!! cant be alone now... hmmmmm...#Godwin#
Jobs/VacanciesMp-infrastructure Aptitude Test by Oooops(op): 6:34pm On Jul 30, 2015
. Dear Candidate,

Thank you for your interest in M-P Infrastructure Ltd. You have been invited for an online aptitude test.

Please copy the link below on your browser to access the test;

#######################################

The password for the test is ########

 
More than one attempt from the same individual  will be disqualified.

PLEASE NOTE:
site open at 00:00 hours (Midnight) 31st July, 2015
closes at 00:00 hours (Midnight)  4th August, 2015

Kindly use only the emails on your CVs. E-mails other than these stated on your CVs will not be allowed to login or access the system. please endeavour to use a reliable email facility.


please who got same text and emailhuh
HealthRe: Help: Penile Itches And Discharge.. by Oooops(op): 3:53pm On Jul 30, 2015
ajigiteri:
Yes.
Thanks my brother... i appreciate
HealthRe: Help: Penile Itches And Discharge.. by Oooops(op): 3:33pm On Jul 30, 2015
ajigiteri:
Have u had unprotected sex of recent?
Anyway get the following
1) ketofung
2) flucamed
You use ketofung to rub the surface twice a day, while u take flucamed 2 tablets in the morning and two at night. You will thank me later.
This could easily been gotten at any pharmacy huh?
HealthRe: Help: Penile Itches And Discharge.. by Oooops(op): 3:30pm On Jul 30, 2015
Ezemarcel:
Na strong infection u get...which can be dangerous ooo...don't let it eat up ur sperm cells thereby making u impotent for life
So pls wah's ur suggestionhuh any idea?
HealthHelp: Penile Itches And Discharge.. by Oooops(op):
Medical practitioners and traditional experts please a friend needs help. Read his story:

few weeks ago i developed penile itches which stayed for days until i visited a specialist hospital. The doctor said it was yeast growth and gave me MYCOTEN to apply on the surface continuously twice daily.... I've done that judiciously but noticed the itching reduced but it started bringing our discharges. Started discharging whitish fluid and even though I've applied the cream religiously, the fluid/substance won't just stop.... Gone back to the hospital and they say I should continue applying the cream but am worried. I need advise from experts in the house and to know what is even wrong with me...

Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: If Tithe Is 10% Of My Profit, How Is My Salary My Profit??? by Oooops(op): 5:48pm On Jul 11, 2015
denitro:
The scripture never used the word "profit".
Tithe is 1/10 of your INCREASE annually

Your salary is an increase which the Lord has blessed you with and hence you are required
to pay 1/10 of it as a measure of your faith in the Lord.

if your faith is not strong in the Lord and doesnt move you to pay, then you are not required to, because
God will never force anyone to heaven
Okk... Thanks Alot!!!
Christianity EtcIf Tithe Is 10% Of My Profit, How Is My Salary My Profit??? by Oooops(op): 2:57pm On Jul 11, 2015
Tomorrow is Sunday and we are are gradually preparing for tomorrow's service for those that is applicable to...

I looked through my Payslip today and something struck me... I saw it in this order
Basic: 17, 015.6
Transport allowance: ..............
Feeding: ...............
Housing: ..............
Meal: .....................
Entertainment: .....................
Utility: .....................
Pension Employee: ................

After this was summed up i got the total pay i receive monthly

My question: Is this actually a profit? as basically i spend on this things. I actually transport myself, i eat (meal), i pay rents, i entertain myself etc...... so how can this be a profit to me as am paid for what i actually have spent(expenses) huh and it is not a spare cash...
Removing actual expenses sometimes the salary actually don't cover the expenses hence no profit sef...

So how is my salary my income to pay tithe from since no miscellaneous among the options...huh

please experts in the house i need help and explanation....


By the way, I'm actually faithful in my tithe payments and I'm just logically trying to differentiate between expenses and profit.

Let us not spiritualize this thread... i actually really believe in tithe paying... Just confused about the income!!
Logical thinkers invited

Thanks
PoliticsRe: Whose Coffers Does The Money Sanctioned For Bail Or Money Fined Go To? by Oooops(op): 10:58pm On Jul 10, 2015
laidian:
Bail in court is not the same with the perspective of police. however, its 'post' but never 'paid', the money can only be forfeited if the suspect jumps bail. if that occurs, the money, and fines are part of royalties paid into govt coffers.
You speaking with respect to the police.... By the way, we have different Government coffers....
Also i also want clarity in terms of court sanctions....
PoliticsRe: Whose Coffers Does The Money Sanctioned For Bail Or Money Fined Go To? by Oooops(op): 9:50pm On Jul 10, 2015
Lalasticlala, Ishilove... come oh.... we need to be enlightened please...
PoliticsWhose Coffers Does The Money Sanctioned For Bail Or Money Fined Go To? by Oooops(op): 9:37pm On Jul 10, 2015
Please I've always thought about this and i need professionals to enlighten us. Who actually receives the money sanctioned by the our reputable court either for Bail or Money Finedhuh
Federal Government purse, Court, Judge, Ministry of justice, Police or whohuh
RomanceRe: Females And Their Deceptive Outlook... by Oooops(op): 2:33pm On Jul 10, 2015
Cutehector:
See wat "wanting to do" has caused... Was her pvvssy shaved?
Yeah.... It was shaved!!! and neat

but the smell.... hmmmmm
And she expected me to enter the pit toilet!!!


Gurls need to be mindful of their private ish and take care of it properly
RomanceRe: Females And Their Deceptive Outlook... by Oooops(op): 2:31pm On Jul 10, 2015
Deexxy:
[color=#1980BC]Experienced this before.

She even begged me to go down on her,,i couldn't so I had to satisfy her with my fingers instead.

It was good too.

Washed my hands thereafter and still banged the living daylight out of that püssy.

undecided[/color]
Mhen, You really tried.... i couldn't and till now i still feel irritated....

But what is actually the causehuh

Experience ladies where una deyhuh
RomanceFemales And Their Deceptive Outlook... by Oooops(op): 2:18pm On Jul 10, 2015
I met with a lady and after some weeks of knowing yesterday we wanted to get intimate. This lady is very pretty and her dress code is superb. On pulling her clothes, the smell that emanated form her female zone is nothing to write home about.... I literarily threw up. and ran away!!! the id.iot said I've put her in the mood and i must do... only my look made her change her mind. This is common in girls. Please oh, Doctors, lawyers and experienced ladies in the house i need to ask you guys these question.... I've met some ladies and the smell you get is enough to make u never breathe again!!!
1) WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF VAGINA ODOURhuh
2) Is it that this ladies in question don't know they smellhuh
3) How can it be curedhuh
4) Ladies please come and learn or contribute...
Guys do i have a witness in the househuh
CareerRe: What Is The Greatest Mistake You Made In Choosing Your Career .... by Oooops: 1:49pm On Jul 10, 2015
My greatest mistake i still regret was choosing to attend a polytechnic even tho i had a choice to go to a university.... I attended a federal technical college and was crazy about getting practical knowledge.... Got admission thesame time for Ambrose Alli University and Auchi Polytechnic.... chose the polytechnic and i still regret my actions.... cos your practical knowledge would not give you d promotion nor enhancement out here....
ADVICE::
If u currently have that intention of going thru a Poly or even currently in one, Please, drop it and go start again or better have a backup plan to further... cos with a poly result,,, prepare for discrimination.... and don't expect a miracle!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Several Job Vacancies At Ibadan Electricity Distribution Company (IBEDC) Plc by Oooops: 10:12am On Jul 07, 2015
Thanks Neyozak...
but still have issues.... I've updated profile and uploaded credentials , but each time i go back to apply for the job i desire it ask me to go back and upload credentials i.e C.V which I've already uploaded. Dunno how i should take it from here!!!
EducationRe: Final Year LASU Student Killed In An Accident Caused By Stray Cow. by Oooops: 9:51am On Jul 07, 2015
God save us from death we dont plan for.....
Jokes EtcRe: God Fed Me With Manna Today (pics) by Oooops(op): 9:38am On Jul 04, 2015
pics
Jokes EtcGod Fed Me With Manna Today (pics) by Oooops(op): 9:32am On Jul 04, 2015
I woke up wondering what to eat, i realised there was nothing at home... just garri! too early to start shopping as i was hurrying to leave the house. Ofcourse soaking garri this morning wasn't fair! i needed protein to eat it with.... Then i remembered, yesterday night there was an invasion of termites in my abode. They were somuch that we had to wake up and pack alot of it! What a provision i thought to myself! This was manna from heaven!! Immediately we dressed the termites, washed and started the process of frying! Here i am, about to eat the Manna God provided....
Anyone in the house that have had provisions like this from Godhuh Holla if you've eaten such delicacies before and share your experience how you felt... As for me, as i enjoy my delicacy all i say is THANK YOU GOD....
P.S: Termites are very Nutritious and a very high source of protein

Goodmrn
PoliticsRe: Court Remands 63-year-old Man For Infecting Step- Daughter With HIV by Oooops: 1:41am On Jul 04, 2015
smh
RomanceRe: For Ladies That Stays In Edo State(uromi,ekpoma) by Oooops(op): 12:30am On Jul 02, 2015
Them AAU babes and Uromi Angels were una deyhuh
RomanceRe: For Ladies That Stays In Edo State(uromi,ekpoma) by Oooops(op): 12:27am On Jul 02, 2015
axiliborha:
grin
Seems u stay aroundhuh beep me lets gist na
RomanceFor Ladies That Stays In Edo State(uromi,ekpoma) by Oooops(op): 12:23am On Jul 02, 2015
Peeps, am a young working class guy seeking to hang out with any decent lady from or staying in Uromi/Ekpoma (Esan North East or Esan west) could please beep me on 08057799651.....
Need a nairalander so we could spicing up our lives together!!!
Any tribe is acceptable but u should stay around this axis

One love
PoliticsRe: Imagine President Buhari Had Listened To Advice Like This-pics by Oooops: 3:12pm On Jun 05, 2015
obailala:
While reading that piece, I just can't explain how a huge smile just appeared on my face cheesy cheesy smiley grin
Jang said Buhari has tried three times, so he should just give up.... lol!
PoliticsRe: Imagine President Buhari Had Listened To Advice Like This-pics by Oooops: 3:11pm On Jun 05, 2015
Freest:
Imagine Our President Buhari had listened to advice like this and others....
Lesson: Never give up. People may talk or suggest, But if you Believe it, you can do it!
Am telling you.... The devil has a way of bringing people your way who will come as elderly yo advice, or as age group to criticize, or as younger to insult.... And most of us will always listen to advice. But the best person to really trust is yourself. No matter how long it delays, believe in yourself and one day you'll reap the outcome.
Kudos to our President.... you've thought us great lesson!
PoliticsRe: ‘I Was Poor, Her Love Was Real': Adams Oshiomole Says About His Late Wife by Oooops: 7:45pm On May 30, 2015
Liar
Jobs/VacanciesPolytechnic Graduates Share Your Victimisation/promotion Experience by Oooops(op): 9:11pm On May 25, 2015
This thread is dedicated to all polytechnic graduates who took the pains to go to school for 4,5 and or 6years.
Mine was that some weeks ago, I applied for a job with stanbic pensions and was told they don't take HND. .. Just BSC. I felt bad but moved on. I knew that wasn't mine and simply told my Bsc friend to apply and he was taken. Thank God the space wasn't a waste.
Please let's share our experiences and hope some day thing's will change for the better.
PoliticsRe: Man Treks From Lagos To Abuja To Fulfil The Vow He Made If Buhari Wins (photos) by Oooops: 5:42pm On Apr 12, 2015
Good move... Its good to see men of integrity who still keep their promises though sometimes made in haste or exaggeration but atleast promises were kept. Hope our politicians get a cue from this and fulfill every political promises made so atleast the masses can start having belief in our political system.
Oga Godbless your hussle.... treck well and stay safe! atleast money dey wait you!
P.S: FTC.... Dont worry, it doesn't shack me like other's... i don't feel differently!!! am just me grin

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