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[quote author=BrideOfDracula post=66253533][/quote]Sorry oh..How did the sex orgy go? Can we have the pics of how it all went down and immortalize it?

She probably doesn't bring any other tangible food to table other than her pusee. She removed her pusee from the table, nigga found himself a replacement. What's special in that?

izaray:
Huh!! no na

why not come along and proof Maky right?

izaray:
Nope

Ah! I no believe you oh. Are you shy?

makydebbie:
What a discovery.

Na to remove professional ethics dey clone man-beings go remain like that

izaray:
Like high tension wire maybe

Maybe bii to bawo? You never taste am before ni?

How much are they selling dildoé?

Your own don jam you oh. Miserable life bii ti bawo? On top ordinary pusee oh...After all the suffer wey your Mama don suffer for your head? Ogbeni, sheybi you still get Mama? Report am to her nah make den slug it out make she know say slave sef get papa

You'll be graduating from college by October and you are not confident about your English?

Oya, choose one!

makydebbie:
Lol, that's the best way I can use to describe it.

Engineers in the house should take note... Cum, an alternative power source in the making

makydebbie:
I think it depends on the lady's diet. But ladies cum taste better than guys cum. Guys cum 'taste' like electricity.

Hin dey shock ni? Something acidic like limewater?

If one girl decides to leave me now, she'll be surprised to see I've been in another relationship 5years before we met. #Lifeisnothardifyougotitplanned.

I think it is better to choose man based on the yardsticks of honesty, hard work, vibrancy, wit and his ability to stand tall under outweighing predicaments like an ant If he now decides to do overdose and add plenty money to the list, well, that's extra bonus to the already full package.

In its natural state, it doesn't have taste. Flavor is more like it. Have u ever tasted your own blood? You know that flavor that lingers? That's more like it, only that it's more pronounced.

rookie10:
that's the spirit bro...thanks for that

Oluwa lo se o

VenomousTruth:
I went over to her place today and everything was so fine, we ended up about fucking but mahn, my dick couldn't enter, no matter what i tried my dick couldn't enter... I was so so angry, I tried doggy, I tried missionary, she just kept smiling and staring, I pulled off the condom and tried skin but still the same... My dick was even beginning to bend... I just gave up and was about to leave, then she called me back and finished me off with a Mouth Gig... What could have been the problem? My middle finger was in and she was extremely wet...

What exactly is the reason behind all this? I'm really angry!

Choose your choice you this disappointment of a son... All these years of wasted efforts training and feeding you!

I still don't understand how other men are able to enjoy sex without the full attention, cooperation and interest of their partners...

What's your own bizness with her whatsapp updates. You know what you want from her and you're not settling for less, simple!

I think it has a thing to do with wey you dey live and concomitantly the kind of ppl you roll with... Stepup or shut up and continue to silently enjoy your low ass coochies

Dey dia dey deceive yourself. Not everybody dey use freezer wet no dey function well... Besides, the likes of fruits and vegetable aren't to be subjected to freezing temperature in the first place... We all know nah refrigerating temperature dey ideal for it...

Every Dad's dream... Kiyote

Naija politicians no get shame. To launch this capital project now, den go spend nothing less than another 200 milli (it might not cost more than 70 but you already know how things are run) ...Them don already cripple economic activities because den wan use scissors cut ribbon and now some fellow Nigerians who dunno better are jubilant ... If this were how the whole President they carry himself with tumultous crowd, shut down the whole city every time a capital project is to be commissioned in better climes, you think the citizens won't change it for him? Oya, how many times have you heard say one ordinary Mayor carry himself to go and be commissioning road projects or any infrastructural what have you...
Irresponsible loots they call leaders in Nigeria wey dey use ppl's destiny sell akara

Her nose is a tad too long and her eyes don't really sit side by side. So, 80% for her.

There is a regimen to follow. Put like 2 puffy pillows under your armpit ensure its held firmly there, get your half used chewing stick and hit her with it using your pillow restricted hand. Gaskiya! You donbeat her be that...

daewoorazer:
Your excellency, always endeavor to read between the lines, it will save you even during exams. The article mentioned ‘save for farmers...’

Well, I admit I didn't read that part but I think you should also take your own advice. My contribution was more emphatic than critic

Deceit in any form is a deal breaker oh. That's why I don't do girls with makeup that exceed dusting powder and lip gloss

Herrmes:
I don't think respecting the male's ego can be called wisdom.

So, what do you call it, sage?

It happens. It will soon go away just the way it came. Just try channel your thoughts away from him or better still find something that will engage your mind in other thoughts doing